When all of them were afraid of me and wanted to be my lackeys, I said that the literati of the Han Dynasty had finally ushered in a turning point in their lives, and that most literati did not have to be extinct like the dinosaurs, who were known as the broom stars. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

Banquan, the capital of the Han Dynasty, the palace of King Yan

On the one hand, the latter was angry because these civil officials were crazy about looking for Meng Qiu these days and paying money to beat their colleagues, on the other hand, they never expected that these **** officials who scolded themselves all day long and had a cerebral hemorrhage, and who boasted that they were as clear as water and poor and begged for food, were so rich and angry. Therefore, Emperor Xuanhuang kept his face black, watching Meng Qiu count the silver happily on the side!

"Well, brother, it seems that my brother and I are getting married, so you don't have to give me a gift. It's only been seven days, and my brother and I have earned 800,000 taels of silver by beating, arresting, beheading, and exile. When you get married, even if you recruit the girls from all over the capital to be the hostess, and then eat and drink for three days and three nights, there is still a surplus! Finally finished counting the silver, the two walked out of the warehouse, Meng Qiu waved his hand with a smug face, signaled the guards to lock the door, and said to Emperor Xuanhuang.

Hearing this, Emperor Xuanhuang was speechless for a while, what happened to his younger brother? I'm having a headache for the corruption of officials and the party and government, why do you still have the heart to joke. If he didn't know that Meng Qiu had always escaped, but he was loyal to himself and loved the country, Emperor Xuanhuang even had an urge to immediately raid his house here - so much money, to send it to the treasury, how many soldiers can be armed, how many people can be helped!

"Well, I said that I wanted to get some exquisite wine utensils or something, but the old thing in the household insisted that there was no money, but it turned out that I am still drinking with the relics of the emperor!" Muttering in his heart, Emperor Xuanhuang looked at Meng Qiu with his arms in his arms, seeing what the other party planned to do next.

In the past few days, Meng Qiu can be said to be a tossing in the capital, "chickens flying and dogs jumping", "mourning all over the wilderness", "bruises all over the body", "countless wounds", overwhelming civil officials and nobles are scrambling, day and night, queuing up overnight, crying dad and shouting mother, hugging Meng Qiu's thighs, sending money to Meng Qiu, sending a lot of money, and crippling his political enemies and opponents.

In just seven days, the threshold of the main gate of King Yan's Mansion where Meng Qiu lived was changed seven times, and the breakfast stalls and night snack stalls around where he bought mung bean soup, fried fritters, and steamed buns were extremely popular, earning a "huge fortune" that can only be earned in the usual ten years. At noon on the first day, because too many people came to Meng Qiu and spent money to beat people, the scene was chaotic, and a stampede occurred, and Shengsheng trampled a Taichang Temple Shaoqing and a Guanglu Temple Qing into eunuchs.

Seeing this situation, the nine-thousand-year-old Meng Qiu was heartbroken, and immediately sent these two adults into the palace and became the eunuchs of the imperial horse and the horse washing. Then it was announced that they would line up to receive numbers to enter the government to discuss business, with 5,000 taels each for 1-10 number plates, 3,000 taels for 11-20 number plates, and 1,000 taels for 21-30 number plates each, with a daily limit of 30 number plates.

The meaning of this is very clear, every day the 9,000-year-old adults talk about 30 "business", and you will not accept or do it if you have no number plate. This directly gave birth to the new profession of "scalpers" and number dealers, these people secretly communicated with the people in charge of selling number plates in the Yan Wangfu, and after buying the number plates, they tripled and resold them, and fifty percent of the money obtained was paid to the nine thousand years old!

"These so-called scalpers and trumpet dealers are trained by you! If you don't make things clear today, I will order the palace guards to move all the money away, and I will give you a tael of silver when you get married! Speaking of this, Emperor Xuanhuang suddenly showed a wicked smile on his face, and looked at Meng Qiu with an expression of "what can you do with me" and said.

The people who can use this tone and dare to speak to Meng Qiu in this tone, it is estimated that except for Wu Bo, who is the Emperor Xuanhuang, Meng Qiu is also afraid of these two people, one is an uncle who regards himself as his own son, and one is an elder brother who treats himself as his own brother, what else can Meng Qiu say.

"Alas! As the saying goes, those who are close to Zhu are red and those who are close to ink are black, why have people been with me for a long time, and I haven't learned my good side, but I have learned my bad side thoroughly! I hope Wanyi doesn't do this, otherwise my hard life will begin after getting married. Thinking that Su Wanyi, who was a hundred times smarter than her brother and Uncle Wu, was about to become her wife, Meng Qiu shuddered and said:

"Brother, do you know that now the Manchu Dynasty civil and military have given me a nickname: the first hob meat in the Han Dynasty. That is to say, I am not easy to mess with, I can't afford to provoke, and now the civil officials of the Manchu Dynasty are very afraid of me, and they dare not mess up, find trouble, and make a fuss because of my big wedding. Not only are they afraid of me, but because of your acquiescence and indifference, now these ministers are trying to get on good terms with me, begging me to take their money and help them deal with their political enemies."

Speaking of this, Meng Qiu deliberately paused for a moment, and at this time, Emperor Xuanhuang's eyes also lit up, he was not a stupid person who could roughly guess Meng Qiu's plan. Meng Qiu's purpose is probably not only to successfully marry Su Wanyi and get married in the capital, but the real purpose is probably to completely subdue the lawless mad dogs of civil officials.

"Hey, hey, and then! At this time, I did not refuse to come, and restricted some people, and helped some people to fight political opponents, anyway, except for a few loyal and honest ministers such as Lord Ding and Lord He, there was no evidence of non-corruption. I collected money to beat people, and when I resisted, I announced on the spot that the evidence was arrested and put in prison, and I should be killed and exiled according to the Han law. Then the evidence will be revealed to the world, and all those who want to find trouble will be silenced. After that, Meng Qiu smiled slightly, with the expression of a little fox stealing chickens.

"At this time, the literati in the world are afraid of me, and they want to deal with political opponents by befriending me, so they can't form a party for personal gain! Without forming a party for personal gain, without the echo of the township party and protégés, a single-handed civil official is no different from a chicken, and he can be pinched to death with one hand. Meng Qiu said slowly, but there was a nervousness in his heart, would his brother have doubts and suspicions in his heart because of his current power and influence?

Raising his head, Meng Qiu saw that Emperor Xuanhuang was frowning, and then the latter rubbed his fists, and without hesitation, he looked at Meng Qiu's forehead is brain collapse. "Silly boy, are you wondering if your brother and I will feel that you have too much power and will be relieved to slaughter you? Stupid, have you forgotten what my brother said back then? Raising his hand to give Meng Qiu a brain meltdown, Emperor Xuanhuang said softly, and the empty sleeve of his left arm was slightly raised in the wind.

Seeing this scene, Meng Qiu's eyes suddenly turned red, and his brother's left arm was lost because of himself:

"The ancestors of the Great Han Dynasty are on top! Today, Xuanhuang is not filial, and in order to protect his ancestors, he committed the evil act of killing his father! Xuanhuang understood that after he died, he would fall into the eighteenth layer of hell, and he would never be able to be reborn. But I also ask the ancestors to bless Xuanhuang, to reorganize the dynasty, expel the barbarians, rule the Qingming Dynasty in his lifetime, and return the people of the Han Dynasty to a prosperous and peaceful world! It is not a pity for Xuanhuang to die, but I wish that the great Han Sea Qinghe Yan and the world will be peaceful! Xuan Huang is willing to devote his life to governing the country and fulfill the above wishes. If you violate this oath, the heavens and the earth will be destroyed, and ten thousand arrows will pierce your heart! ”

The scene of that year appeared in front of him, and his brother's words were still in his ears, and Meng Qiu couldn't help blushing and feeling guilty. Ran Goose:

"Ahem, brother! My brother knows that you are very guilty, I feel sorry for my brother back then, and I feel that my brother and I have been too good to repay you! In this way, brother, I will give you a chance to make amends, anyway, you will not be able to repay it for the rest of your life, but it can't make you feel guilty all the time, right? Didn't you earn 800,000 taels? I will take 500,000 taels for the queen and me to buy some food, drink, clothing and gifts for your wedding, and you can keep the rest for the wedding expenses. After that, Emperor Xuanhuang tried very hard to hold back his laughter, turned his head and ran, leaving Meng Qiu in place to cry without tears.

"Brother! You can't bully your brother like this, this is all your brother's hard-earned money and hard-earned money from beating people in the capital day and night and regardless of location! "Meng Qiu is depressed, it's really not easy to make this money.

You must know that there were several times when Meng Qiu wanted to complete the order, but he led people directly into the Qinglou to beat people, directly beating a beaten person and N innocent passers-by, so frightened that the little brother instantly shrunk and became a living eunuch. In the early morning, he beat people directly at the gate of the palace, scaring a minister who was eating almost choked to death, cramped all over his body, and was almost half paralyzed.

The most difficult time, in order to help the buyer realize his dream, the nine-thousand-year-old Meng Qiu rushed to a certain gold cave in the capital and pulled Guan Tiankui, the official who was having a bang with a handsome young man, directly from the bed. And then maybe it's because I hate the perverted man who comes out, and by the way, I was really disgusted, Meng Qiu didn't care about supper, so he first took Yinggou and Houqing to beat him with a combination of punches, and beat Guan Tiankui's crying father and mother.

It's really not Meng Qiu's black, you said that Guan Tiankui Guan is a dignified official, usually extremely majestic and unsmiling, such a serious, upright guy, is actually a good man, or the one who was snapped. This made Meng Qiu really unacceptable, not to mention Yinggou and Houqing, who were more ruthless, and their hearts collapsed that night.

Poor Guan Tiankui was directly beaten as a "little eunuch", and then the matter was known to Meng Qiu all over the capital the next day, and there were even storytellers who made up jokes to make money. Poor Guan Daren was bedridden, and then he didn't want to open it for a while, and at night he took a kitchen knife to chop himself there, and bandaged himself as a "monk" as a "duck......

"Brother, you said that it is not easy for me to be a younger brother, and I have to help you send knowledgeable, educated, and ambitious modern eunuch candidates to the palace, and you have to go all over the capital to find a place to beat people, and occasionally you will be disgusted by some perverts. Are you embarrassed to ask for your brother's money? Look at those ministers who still slander me as hob meat, what should I do about this? No matter how you say this, this is also a major matter of framing the emperor's relatives, you shouldn't reward me with hundreds of thousands of taels of silver! Meng Qiu was like kraft candy, and said to Emperor Xuanhuang with a dead face.

"Why is your brother so stupid! Why don't you get ready for your big wedding? I'll go back to the palace and let the Ministry of Rites arrange it for you! ”

"Huh? In this way, even if you are ruthless, I Ye Liangchen is convinced. I don't want the money, the Ministry of Rites has returned this list! ”