Act 133 Dance
readx;?“ This paper ...... What's the difference? ”
Guan Kunyu smiled, staring at Ling'er unscrupulously, until she buried her head in her chest with a red face. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
"In the past, I only practiced writing, but now with this kind of paper, I can really make my pen Ling'er come alive."
Ling'er pursed her lips after hearing this: "I thought it was something, the young master didn't want to say it, so he wouldn't say it, and Ling'er wouldn't ask around." ”
Guan Kunyu shrugged helplessly, to be honest, no one believed it, alas......
It's true that you can't draw Ling'er alive, but it's easy to make Ling'er move in the painting, many people have played book animation when they were young, and it's the kind of most basic animation that draws a villain in the corner of each page, and the villain will move when he turns the book quickly.
That's what Guan Kunyu plans to paint.
It's just that he had a good idea, but at the beginning he couldn't find a suitable paper, and tried almost all the paper he could find, but it was either not tough or hard enough - if you want the book animation to move, the paper must be moderately soft and hard.
There was no way, Guan Kunyu could only ask Master Wu for help, although Master Wu was full of promises, but Guan Kunyu actually didn't think that it could be completed in a short time. It hasn't been long now, and Master Wu has actually sent the paper, and it seems that the effect is quite good!
"The samurai's workshop really has two brushes!"
Guan Kunyu took out a piece of paper, spread it out on the table, and said to Ling'er: "Okay, everything is ready!" Ling'er, do you remember the dance that Ben Gongzi taught you a few days ago? Let's jump a paragraph for Ben Gongzi, and let Ben Gongzi check if you are lazy. ”
"Oh."
Ling'er answered, and then began to jump.
Unlike all the dance steps of the Ming Dynasty, Ling'er stuck her waist with one hand and walked the catwalk from far and near! When he walked to about a meter and a half away from Guan Kunyu, he stopped and made a typical model station.
Then dance!
Hold your chest up, show your waist, and sell your thighs!
Yes, if there is also a time-traveler here, he will definitely exclaim "Thigh Era"!
That's right! The dance that Guan Kunyu taught to Ling'er is a classic dance step in the thigh era, which can be described as a step-by-step show of the figure and selling the thighs!
It's also his bad taste.
The only pity is that the clothes are a little out of tune.
After a dance, neither Guan Kunyu nor Ling'er was very satisfied.
"Young master, this dance you taught is very strange, I don't know if Ling'er is not good at training, but I have been practicing until now, no matter how I dance, it is not good at all."
Guan Kunyu sighed: "Indeed, just dancing without singing does always feel like something is missing." ”
"Then the young master will teach me to sing, although I have never sung to others, but Ling'er is actually very good at singing."
"If I could, I would have taught, but the problem is that I wouldn't!"
Guan Kunyu spread his hands helplessly, he remembered what the dance steps in the MV of the thigh era looked like, and the song was also a little impressive, but after all, he didn't study music, and he didn't understand Korean, so it was impossible to get the song out!
If the energetic dance of the thigh era is gone, it will fall off a lot, not to mention the tightly wrapped clothes on Ling'er's body now-not even a thigh is exposed, and this dance is also a white dance.
"Actually, Ling'er, one of the big reasons why you don't think you can dance well is that your clothes are wrong, and you can't wear your current clothes when you dance this kind of dance."
"What kind of clothes should Ling'er wear?"
Guan Kunyu didn't answer, but grabbed a pen and drew a sketch, high heels, super shorts, and clothing, and then showed it to Ling'er.
"That's the kind of clothes."
Ling'er covered her face with shame after just a glance, jumped on the bed quickly, rolled up the quilt, and covered herself tightly.
"How about it, it's good-looking, I'll find a tailor to make it for you in two days."
"No wear, no wear, no wear, no wear!"
"Ling'er, how beautiful it is to dance in this dress."
"No jump, no jump, no jump, no jump, no jump, no jump! Young master, you're a badass! ”
Guan Kunyu rolled his eyes and continued: "Okay, okay, if you don't jump, don't jump, you come out of the quilt." ”
"If you don't come out, you can't come out, and you won't come out if you die! As soon as I come out, young master, you have to let me dance without clothes! ”
"How can you not wear clothes!? Are you wrong? ”
"Ling'er is not mistaken, dressing like that is the same as not wearing clothes!"
Alas, I really can't accept it.
That's it.,Anyway, it's not very good to dance without singing.,Besides, this kind of dance is really not enjoyable if you don't have ten or eight long legs dangling blindness together.。
"Alas...... In the future, it is necessary to accept ten or eight long-legged beauties to build a private era. ”
After deciding to let Ling'er go, Guan Kunyu walked lightly to the side of the bed and said, "Okay, okay, Ling'er, come out, I promise not to force you to dance." ”
"I don't believe it!"
Ling'er's words were still full of resentment.
Guan Kunyu shrugged: "Okay, if you don't come out, you won't come out, so how long do you plan to stay inside?" ”
"Stay until ...... Until...... Anyway, it just doesn't come out! ”
"Okay, okay, if you don't want to come out, you won't come out."
Guan Kunyu sat on the edge of the bed, and then began to untie his coat, and said as he untied it: "Alas, it's so tiring to ride in the ox cart, it almost broke my bones, ahhh......h I'm sleepy, let's squint for a while, it's definitely sweet to have a jade person sleeping in my arms. ”
Before the words fell, Ling'er in the quilt lifted the quilt and jumped up, red from the top of his head to his neck, and he didn't know whether he was suffocated or ashamed in the quilt.
"Oh, Ling'er, why did you come out, didn't you just say that you won't come out."
Smiling, Guan Kunyu hugged Ling'er in his arms, pecked her lightly on the door of the head, and said, "Okay, go and show me your best dance, I won't let you dance that weird dance again." ”
"Really!?"
"Of course it's true."
Ling'er smiled, jumped out of bed and jumped up happily.
Guan Kunyu sighed imperceptibly - this body is really still too small, if it was the body of the great magician before, Ling'er would have been eaten in that situation just now.
Wait a little longer, just wait a little longer, it will be OK for both him and Ling'er to wait a few more years, thinking of this, he couldn't help but diverge his thinking again, when the time comes, since he and Ling'er are OK, will his wife be OK too?
Ying'er's voice and smile appeared in his mind, and Guan Kunyu couldn't help but shudder.
"It's really time to wait! I'll try my luck next time I try to get lucky.,If you can mix into a person.,How can I find a wife who can at least look at the past.。 ”