The first is a confused crossing
A.D. 1619, Jinzhou, Liaodong. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
Beicheng is famous for Yanliu Street, even if the Battle of Salhu has just ended, but no matter what kind of period it is, men will have fun. Perhaps, this is also a kind of catharsis.
In front of each courtyard of Yanliu Street, there are two big red lanterns, and in front of the door of the fifth courtyard, the lantern has the word "Yan Meier" written on it.
At this moment, the courtyard is filled with the sound of coquettish panting, the sound is undulating, very coquettish, not only tempting, but also ecstatic.
In addition to the main room, there is also a side room in the courtyard, where a girl of twelve or thirteen years old is lying on the bed, tossing and turning.
Her name is Qin Shuang, she is Yan Mei'er's younger sister, since she was sensible, she didn't like her sister to do this business, and she also knew that if her sister didn't do this business, the two of them would not be able to survive.
Listening to this sound at night is really unbearable.
Qin Shuang was very unbearable, so he simply blocked his ears with both hands.
At this time, there was a bone-piercing ecstasy in the main room, but at the same time, I heard a "pop", and the tiles on the roof of Qin Shuang's house fell "crackling", and a person fell to the ground heavily.
"Ah......h
Just a cry of pain, the person didn't move.
"Who?" Qin Shuang screamed in fright, and hurriedly turned her head to look, this look didn't matter, it surprised her even more.
It turned out that there was a man lying not far away, this man was wearing nothing on his body, and he was naked.
"Ah......" Qin Shuang was so frightened that he quickly covered his eyes, and never dared to look at this man again. Her heart was still beating wildly, and she was still surprised how a person fell from the roof for no reason.
The man slowly opened his eyes, only to feel that his bones seemed to be falling apart. The surrounding scene surprised him even more, what kind of place is this? Why is the furnishings here, similar to those on TV, but it seems that there is no such thing.
His name is Wang Yu and he is a martial arts stand-in. In his impression, he is filming a movie called "New Sino-Japanese Naval Battle", in which he is the martial arts stand-in of Nicholas Tse who plays Deng Shichang, and has just filmed a plot of falling into the sea, he fell into the water from the second deck, he didn't want to suddenly appear in the whirlpool, he was swept in, and he didn't know anything.
The scene in front of me is a bit like what it looked like in ancient times, but I haven't heard of such a bridge.
Wang Yu gritted his teeth and sat up, and then found that he was wearing nothing, what was going on?
He couldn't help but exclaim: "Director! Director! What kind of play is this? It's not in the script......"
I'm a martial arts stand-in, but I didn't say that I was a part-time naked substitute!
Qin Shuang sat on the bed timidly, unable to understand what he was saying at all, and even more afraid to speak out.
Inside the main room.
There is a very charming and lovely child lying on the Luo bed, and she is a charming child. On Yan Mei'er's body, there is a man covered in scars.
The man got up from Yan Mei'er's body, he was naked, glanced at Yan Mei'er, and said with a smell of wine: "It's really boring, and the screaming is too fake!" ”
Yan Mei'er's face was wooden, without any expression, but said lightly: "Are you okay, just leave!" ”
"What a good! I'm not interested in you at all! The man said angrily.
Yan Mei'er is actually very beautiful, but in the eyes of men, after a long time, Xi Shi is nothing.
Yan Mei'er looked blank and said, "Since you're not interested, then you can go." ”
"Damn, I'm not happy yet! Let Lao Tzu go, you dream! The man shouted.
"And what do you want? Or you continue. Yan Mei'er said lightly.
"You're no different from a dead fish except for screaming, keep up the fart! Isn't your sister next to you, it shouldn't be **** yet, Lao Tzu will go over to him now! The man shouted with a grin.
"No way!" As soon as she heard this, Yan Mei'er sat up suddenly.
"Why not, you do this, your sister was born to do this, but sooner or later." After saying that, the man did not put on any clothes, so he turned around and strode towards the door.
Yan Mei'er only had an emerald green belly pocket on her body, and when she saw the man walking out, she was worried that something was wrong with her sister, and she didn't care about getting dressed, so she jumped out of bed and chased after her.
She shouted, "You're back!" Come back! Don't go to my sister! That's not what my sister does! ”
Not only did she not have any clothes, but she didn't even have time to put on her shoes, so she chased after the man in a few steps and reached out to pull the man.
"Don't talk nonsense with me, get out of here! If you don't do this, you're going to be a grandmother! The man's mouth was full of wine, and he shouted angrily, and his backhand was a slap in the face, which was slapped Yan Mei'er's face.
"Oops......" Yan Mei'er screamed in pain, and was knocked to the ground.
The man didn't feel any pity for the jade, pushed the door open, walked out, and went straight to the side room.
Yan Mei'er was in a hurry, hurriedly got up, and stumbled after him again.
The man walked very fast, and the distance between the two houses was also close, and at this moment he had come to the door of the home remedies, and he reached out and pushed it open.
There was a Luo bed in front of him, because it was summer, Qin Shuang was only wearing a belly pocket, and there were obscene pants underneath, and he was looking at Wang Yu under the bed in a panic. The door opened, startling her again. "You ......"
Qin Shuang is like a budding bud, full of beauty embryos, the man grinned and said: "Little beauty, I listen to your sister every day, I must not be able to stand it, let the uncle come to you tonight!" ”
As he spoke, he walked towards the window.
But after only two steps, I saw Wang Yu lying on the ground.
Wang Yu didn't wear anything, in fact, he had clothes before he jumped into the sea, why it is gone now, even he doesn't know, it is estimated that he was torn apart by the whirlpool in the sea.
"Who are you kid! How dare you come here! The man shouted angrily.
Wang Yu didn't know what to do, and now he was still full of mud, so he reluctantly stood up, and said with a smile on his face: "May I ask who you are?" ”
Because there was a girl on the side, he also subconsciously covered his legs with his hands. But he immediately found out that the other party was also naked, and he didn't care about it.
This made Wang Yu muttered in his heart, what is going on? Didn't you say that you made a film of that level? Also, why don't I know any of the actors here?
If someone told him now that he had crossed over, he wouldn't believe him if he was killed.
"Don't touch my sister!" Yan Mei'er also chased after her, shouting anxiously.
As soon as she entered the door, she saw Wang Yu, and was startled when she saw a man wearing nothing in her sister's room. She was instantly stunned, what was going on, why did a man pop up in her sister's room, and what was even worse was that this man was not dressed yet.
"Fuck you, you stinky ****! also said that your sister Bingqing Yujie, there are still men in the house! Stinky boy, dare to run to Lao Tzu's land to spread wild, do you want to die! The man shouted in his mouth and approached Wang Yu step by step.
Wang Yu didn't know what to do, subconsciously took two steps back, and asked in wonder, "Big brother...... What kind of play is this? "Golden Vase Plum"...... I don't think I took this play......"
"Fuck you!" The man walked up to Wang Yu, shouted angrily, raised his leg and kicked at Wang Yu.
As a martial arts stand-in, Wang Yu's skills are very good. It's just that he doesn't know what the hell is going on, and he doesn't dare to fight back.
As soon as the other party's feet arrived, he still fell backwards as usual filming, as if he had kicked it, but in fact, he didn't kick it at all. But the man flew out and fell straight to the bed.
Wang Yu also deliberately shouted, "Oh, my mother!" ”
The man thought that he had a successful move, and he called out in his mouth, so he rushed to the side of the bed and greeted Wang Yu in the face with a punch.
"Bang!" "Bang!" "Bang!" "Bang!" ……
Wang Yu was hit several times in succession. He just covered it up, and didn't fight back, still wondering in his heart, what kind of scene was this filming, and shouted in his mouth, "Director!" Director! What's going on? What kind of scene is this? What should I do? Why didn't anyone tell me, just hit when you come up, what do you mean! ”
The man didn't know what Wang Yu was shouting, but for him, it didn't matter what he was shouting, he suddenly raised his legs, kicked between Wang Yu's legs, and scolded in his mouth: "******!" Look at Lao Tzu abolishing you! ”
This time, Wang Yu is in a hurry, filming normally, it doesn't matter if you take two hits on your body and face, you come up to the root of your life, that's not good.
Wang Yu was also flexible, his body twisted to the side, dodged this blow, and shouted in his mouth: "Enough!" You don't want to go on and on! What kind of scene is filmed, you tell me clearly! ”
"Nima! How dare you hide! I want to die! The man didn't care about that, he continued to curse in his mouth, and kicked Wang Yu between his legs again.
Wang Yu hurriedly dodged, because half of his body was lying on the bed, it was inevitable that he was inflexible, and he was kicked in the crotch.
This kick made him choke enough, and it angered Wang Yu even more. Seeing that the other party was about to kick him again, he straightened up, and a punch was thrown in the face.
"Bang!"
The fist slammed firmly into the man's face, and the man screamed in pain and took three or four steps back.
Wang Yu didn't follow and continue to fight, but just said solemnly: "Don't you have to inch in!" ”
"Little bunny, I think you really want to die! Don't ask who Lao Tzu is! When the man was beaten, he was immediately angry, and he kept shouting.
"Who are you?" Wang Yu asked puzzled.
It's a big star, but it doesn't seem like it.
"Lao Tzu's name is Gai Xi, you are a tyrant on this street!" The man shouted, followed and rushed towards Wang Yu, with another punch, and went straight to Wang Yu's front door.
Wang Yu raised his hand to parry, blocked the man's fist, and asked curiously: "Which film and television company is Gai Xi?" I haven't heard? ”
"Fuck you!" Gai Xi kicked him between Wang Yu's legs.
Obviously, this guy doesn't know any martial arts, but as soon as he makes a move, he greets people to the vital points.
This kick completely angered Wang Yu. Wang Yu roared, "Fuck your sister!" Bullies don't bring such bullies! Even if Lao Tzu is a stand-in, he is also angry! ”
He moved, let go of the kick, and then smashed a punch into Gaixi's face. This is just the beginning, and there are combos to come.
Just heard the "bang bang bang" sound, and Gai Xi was beaten to the ground. The body is blue and purple, and there is also a blue nose and swollen face.