Chapter Fifty-Seven: The Fart King Becomes Famous on the Nine Sides
Li Rusong was horrified when he heard this, and when he saw that the Tartars had retreated, he immediately ordered the troops to be collected, and on the one hand, he ordered his subordinates to harvest the heads of the Tartars, and on the other hand, he and Li Ruzhang went to check on the injuries of the second brother. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
After the two of them arrived, they saw that the wound on Li Rubai's shoulder had stopped bleeding after bandaging, so they settled down slightly. However, according to the report of Jiading, Li Rubai injured his head when he fell from a horse, and it is estimated that the internal injury is not light, so it is better to find a medical officer as soon as possible to diagnose and treat him.
Li Rusong was about to lead his troops to retreat into the side wall, when he heard "Poof!" from behind him. There was a loud bang.
"Where to shoot!" Li Ruzhang shouted, and after finishing speaking, he suddenly remembered this rush, in order to ask for soldiers, the army did not carry artillery, but what could such a loud noise be besides artillery? I was stunned for a moment.
"Don't panic." Li Rusong stroked his beard and said calmly: "Guess who I saw in the reinforcements sent by Liaodong Town yesterday?" ”
Li Rusong said this coldly, making Li Ruzhang even more confused, and asked with a puzzled face: "Brother, can you not sell Guanzi?" Tell me what you see? ”
Li Rusong said with a smile: "Do you remember the dead fat man who farted at the birthday banquet when my father was celebrating his birthday a few years ago? ”
"Yes, of course." Li Ruzhang reacted at this time, and said with a crying and laughing face: "I have never seen such a stinky person fart in my life." I vaguely remember that this guy seems to be called the Fart King, why is he here too. As soon as he finished speaking, he heard a noise behind him.
The Li brothers were counterattacking by the Tartars, and hurriedly clenched their blades and turned around to look. Unexpectedly, the funny scene in front of them made the two of them burst out laughing.
I saw a big white fat man galloping wildly, and there was a flame on the placket behind his buttocks, and the fat man tried his best to stop the horse, but the horse was frightened by the fire and did not listen.
At this time, Zu Chengxun reminded with kind words: "King Huf! The horses are frightened, dismount quickly, otherwise your ass will be scorched. ”
When Hu Yukun heard this, he immediately jumped off the horse, but he landed unsteadily and fell on all fours. Fortunately, the fat on his body played a role as a buffer, and looking at his agile posture when he jumped up from the ground, it was not a big problem.
"Oh mom, it's burning me." After Hu Yukun got up, he saw a wooden bucket filled with water not far away, and immediately sat down in it, which relieved his urgency.
It turned out that after finding out the location of the Tartar camp at night, Zhang Guoyan decided to let Li Rusong take command and lead the elite soldiers of each town to attack the enemy camp. This fat man Hu was eager to make meritorious contributions, led his horsemen to go together, and after killing many people in a row, he saw the defeat of the Tartars, and he was happy for a while and the old disease recurred, and he couldn't control the back door, and released a fart that shook the sky.
Shocked to retreat, the Tartars fell one after another, because the main components of the fart were methane and hydrogen, which caused a flame behind him that was about to be extinguished, rekindled more than three feet high, causing himself to burn the backyard. The two family members who followed behind were also burned off most of their eyebrows by the sudden "fart flame", and they were embarrassed.
Today, the three towns of Xuanda and Jizhou are all elite, and after seeing them with their own eyes, they spread it by word of mouth, and it was not long before the reputation of this fart king became famous on nine sides. From then on, whenever Hu Yukun attended, no one dared to stand behind him.
After this small episode, the troops cleaned up the battlefield for a while, and then led their troops back. The Mongol Tartars were on the run at this time, and no one had the intention of launching a counterattack.
Early the next morning, a good news was sent to Zhang Guoyan, the governor of Jiliao, which read: General soldier Li Rusong, deputy chief soldier Zu Chengxun, staff general Li Rubai, guerrilla Li Ruzhang, Jun Song, Qian general Hu Yukun and others did not fail in their mission. Led the troops out of Saibaili to attack the barbarian camp at night, the enemy was caught off guard, and the barbarians were defeated and fled eastward, and the battle beheaded more than 380 enemies and captured 300 horses. Our army lost 100 soldiers, among the generals, Li Rubai fell from his horse with an arrow, and Hu Yukun was injured by fire.
Although Zhang Guoyan didn't quite understand the last sentence of the burn wound, he did not delve into the matter under joy.
Like him, he was full of joy as well as Hao Jie, the inspector in Liaodong. Hao Jie saw Sun Shoulian's urgent letters one after another, and after sending Li Rumei to lead the men and horses to help, he still urged the soldiers and horses to hurry up. Who knew that when he first came to Baitapu, which was not far from Shenyang City, Sun Shoulian suddenly sent a letter of success.
It is believed that the pacesetter battalion guerrilla Li Rumei, the Chinese army's commander Ding Shouming, together with the Shenyang Wei headquarters, defeated the Mengnu at Pingyubao and Puhe, and beheaded more than 500 enemies.
Seeing the victory of the pacesetter battalion, Hao Jie was overjoyed, and at this time, Yang Hao, the soldier beside him, reminded: "Yanfu, this good news came too suddenly, be careful of fraud." ”
Hao Jie knew that Yang Hao hinted that someone in the army was 'killing good and risking merit', and said with a suspicious face: "Jingfu, Li Rumei is the son of Jiangmen, and Ding Shouming is even more upright, plus he has a meritorious reputation, such a big rebellion should not be reversed." ”
Yang Hao knew that Hao Jie had high expectations for his pacesetter camp, and reminded him kindly: "I don't know if you remember the changes of Cao Jixiang and Cao Qin back then." ”
Hao Jie's eyebrows furrowed at first when he heard this, but with the city government that he had cultivated for many years, his face immediately returned to calm. I secretly thought in my heart: Cao Jixiang won the favor of Yingzong with the 'change of seizing the door', and he didn't want to serve the country but plotted to rebel and attack the imperial city. When the Beijing camp suppressed the rebellion, the beggars were killed indiscriminately, which caused the people of Beijing to dare not go out, and the court took great pains to stop the trend of indiscriminate killing, and since then the martial arts have gradually declined. There is still such a tragedy at the feet of the dignified son of heaven, and the situation in the border pass can naturally be imagined.
Thinking of this, it was inevitable to shudder, and immediately led the hundred horsemen with his eldest son, and rushed to Shenyang City to check first, while Yang Hao and Shen Yourong led the army to continue to drive. Li Dana, who was traveling with Hao Jie, was also suspicious of this matter, and secretly sent someone to report to Li Rumei and Ziren.
Ziren and Li Rumei saw that the Tartars had retreated yesterday, and they had led their troops back to Shenyang City in order to get better treatment for the wounded. After discussing with Sun Shoulian, the three of them felt that the killing of 900 enemies in this battle was a bit too eye-catching, and it did not arouse unwarranted suspicion from the imperial history of the DPRK and China, and finally decided to report 500 military merits. After the remaining head is drained, it can be stored for a long time after being salted with lime and refined salt, and each person will turn it in by himself in the future.
After receiving the message from Li Dana, Li Rumei and Sun Shoulian, in order to leave a good impression on Shangguan, immediately ordered their subordinates to rectify the appearance of the army, replace all the damaged armor and blades in the battalion, and lead 300 elite soldiers to line up outside the city to greet them.
Only Ziren did the opposite, and ordered his subordinates to replace the damaged ordnance as much as possible. At the same time, several pigs and sheep were killed, and all the soldiers of the army, whether they were injured or not, took some bandages and tied them with blood. In the incomprehensible eyes of everyone, another 200 soldiers were selected to go out of the city to greet them, half of whom were slightly injured, and vowed to put on a miserable victory in front of Hao Jie.
(To be updated before 10 p.m. tomorrow night) (To be continued.) )