Chapter 6: Big Lie
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Chapter 6: Big Lie
"Wait, wait!" Zhu Dapeng listened to the more the other party said, the more outrageous it became, and he couldn't help but interrupt loudly.
Yesterday, in a daze, he regarded reality as a virtual world, and indeed killed a fat man, a short man who made a wooden bow, and a few miscellaneous fish. But it all adds up to five or six people. Why is it that in Mr. Su's mouth today, the number has increased more than five times out of thin air?
And this hall master of the Great Wisdom Hall was obviously put on his head by the fat man Kong Mu last night in order to kill the good and risky merit. As a person in the yamen, Mr. Su should know this. Why do you continue to pretend to be confused after the matter has passed?!
If it is said that last night's surname Su was to avoid being impacted by the rebels, he indiscriminately identified himself as the master of the Maitreya Church, and took the opportunity to fish in troubled waters. Why is it that the city has been quiet today, and he still refuses to go to Sesame Li to explain the truth? Still want to continue to put yourself in front of the false hall master?
Could it be that the surnamed Su has another plan, to hold this secret to blackmail himself forever, and let himself be his puppet forever?!
That's the case, it's definitely like this, the surname Su is not a good bird at first glance, and he has been a second devil for so many years, and he is worse than worse, it's strange to be able to have a good heart!
Almost in an instant, countless ideas flashed through Zhu Dapeng's mind. Each of them pointed the finger at Mr. Su in front of him.
And Mr. Su chattered freely, and his mouth didn't mean to stop at all, "Yes, Lord Buddha!" Then you fainted because your mind was overconsumed. On your orders, my lordship, we are armed to protect our neighbors from the rout. Until Sesame Li, the head of the Red Turban Army, Li, led his own soldiers into the city and ordered the knife to be sealed. According to your prior deployment, a few streets and alleys were completely dedicated to his old man's house! ”
"I ordered you to guard your neighbors with arms? I order you to dedicate a few streets and alleys to Sesame Plum?! The season has passed the Mid-Autumn Festival, but cold sweat is rolling on Zhu Dapeng's forehead.
What armed to guard the neighbors! To put it bluntly, it was under the banner of the Maitreya Sect's Great Wisdom Hall to confront the Red Turban Army that entered the city, and he grabbed a piece of territory from the latter!
What gave the streets and alleys to Sesame Plum completely! To put it bluntly, it is to create a fait accompli and force Sesame Li to admit in public that the Maitreya Sect Dazhitang has the qualifications to divide the dividends of breaking the city!
"The surname is Su, you lack virtue for eight lifetimes!" Although Zhu Dapeng was an otaku in his previous life, he was not a pure social idiot! At least when you team up with netizens to farm monsters, you know what will happen to those who run around and grab monsters. "You, you actually used my banner to blackmail that sesame plum? What kind of thing are you, dare to bargain with others?! Aren't you afraid that he will be forced to be in a hurry and directly order you to be chopped up? You old bastard, you old glass, but you have made me miserable! ”
As he spoke, he rushed forward and grabbed Mr. Su's neck and directly carried him into the air.
Zhu Dapeng was afraid that the soldiers of the Red Turban Army would kill him last night, so he broke his body into thousands of pieces in a fit of anger, so he didn't dare to tell the other party the truth. But he knew in his heart that the paper would definitely not contain the fire. For the sake of the long term, as soon as the chaos in the city is over, he should find a suitable opportunity to take the initiative to admit that his hall master is an imposter to Sesame Li or the person under Sesame Li's command. I believe that Sesame Li Nian will not be overly pursued when he is unintentional. And after obtaining the other party's understanding, he hurried out of this place of right and wrong. Or buy a boat to go to sea, or find a way to defect to Zhu Yuanzhang and hug the big thick legs of the last victor in history.
But now it's okay, the surnamed Su took advantage of his unconscious to toss around, and completely buckled the hat of a liar on his head. At this moment, I want to go to Sesame Li to explain the truth, even if the latter does not hold him accountable for deliberately deceiving, the other generals of the Red Turban Army are not finished with him!
Because of his anger, he grabbed Mr. Su's neck and scolded him like he did in his previous life. Who would have thought that the body after crossing would be far stronger than the otaku in the 21st century. In the blink of an eye, Mr. Su rolled his eyes. The sound of "uh, uh" kept coming out of his mouth, but his hands were always tightly covered on his buttocks, and he would rather die than move away.
The white officers and the little jailers who were eavesdropping outside the door sensed that something was wrong and rushed in to try to save Mr. Su. Zhu Dapeng was no longer under their control, raised his legs, kicked them one by one, and kicked them all to the ground. "Don't move, if you dare to move again, Lao Tzu will strangle him directly! You lack virtue and smoke, you dare to unite to fool Lao Tzu! ”
"Buddha spare his life!" The white officers and the little prisoners saw that they were running rampant with the prestige of the government, but the work under their hands was unusual. After being hit by the pig butcher Zhu Laofu's heartwarming feet, he immediately covered his stomach with his hands and rolled all over the ground, "Buddha spares his life!" We, we didn't mean to, we didn't mean to deceive you. We, we're forced to do nothing! ”
"And said it wasn't meant to!" Seeing everyone's shrugged appearance, Zhu Dapeng was even more furious, carried Mr. Su with one hand, and kicked these guys with a foot that was three sizes bigger than his previous life, "I also said that I didn't mean it!" forced Lao Tzu to this one, and said that it was not intentional. If you do it on purpose, you can't just beat Lao Tzu into a fool, and then tie a rope around your neck, and be at your mercy?!"
"Don't dare, don't dare, Buddha, we really don't dare! The Buddha misunderstood, we really don't dare! The white officers and the little prisoners did not dare to fight back, so they lay on their stomachs on the ground, pouting their buttocks, and begged bitterly, "You were taken by Maitreya Buddha last night, and we all saw it with our own eyes." Even if we eat the gall of the leopard, we don't dare to manipulate the stand-in of Maitreya Buddha in the world! ”
"Don't you dare? Is there anything else you don't dare to do? Zhu Dapeng couldn't listen to it at all, and continued to kick everyone's stomach, "You even dare to fool sesame plums, what else dare not dare in this world." You don't pee according to your own virtue, even Lao Tzu can't fool you, and you still want to fool Sesame Lee?! ”
"That sesame plum is much better than you!" I don't know which one is in pain, but when I opened my mouth, I said a big truth. "He heard that you fainted because of the excessive consumption of the upper body of the gods, so he immediately ordered someone to vacate this mansion and arranged the best doctor to help you diagnose and treat you!"
"You group" When Zhu Dapeng heard this, his mouth instantly opened wide, and he couldn't kick his feet in the air.
Sesame Li actually believed the lies of the group of liars in front of him so easily, he was the commander of the dignified Red Turban Army! So, so careless, no wonder, no wonder did the front waves on the beach, leaving no trace in the middle school history textbooks!
Taking advantage of Zhu Dapeng's efforts to be stunned, all the white staff and the little prisoners got up from the ground one after another, knelt in two rows, and kowtowed to him, "Buddha, Buddha Mingjian!" We, we really didn't mean to. We, we can't help it! At the beginning, I always thought that you were the hall master of Dazhitang, and I wanted to follow you to ask for peace. Later, the lie got bigger and bigger, and when Sesame Li entered the city, he couldn't take the initiative to admit his mistake, so he could only grit his teeth and hold on! ”
"Buddha Mingjian! We really can't help it! Last night, the Red Turban Army entered the city, and I don't know how many people were killed and how many streets were burned. In the whole city, that is, the area of the second square, because of your banner, it was lucky to escape. ”
"Master Zhu, you can be kind and take care of it for all of us! In order to prevent the rebels from entering the alley and burning at dawn, Mr. Su led the neighbors to move the real guys! If you expose this lie now, it will not only be you and us who will die, but also the southwest oblique two squares, the third oblique square and the fifth oblique square, more than a dozen streets and alleys and more than 1,000 households, I'm afraid no one will be able to fall behind! ”
While kowtowing, everyone explained in a gossipy manner. Zhu Dapeng listened to it more and more coldly, more and more soft-hearted, and in the end, the hand on Mr. Su's neck collar was unconsciously released, and the latter fell softly to the ground.
Where is this Maitreya Sect Great Wisdom Hall? It's the Great Lie Hall of the Mitian Sect. An old liar led a group of petty liars to put his own brain-broken fool on the tablet, and actually saved thousands of families from the impact in the chaos last night! There is no doubt that the extra 20 or so corpses were either killed by Mr. Su under the command of this group of disciples and grandchildren, or they were secretly picked up by them on the nearby street. In the end, it was counted as everyone's credit, and it became a bargaining chip for everyone to bargain with Sesame Lee!
Thinking that he actually robbed the strange thing of sesame plum, Zhu Dapeng felt a burst of emptiness in his heart. kicked Mr. Su, who was lying in front of him and pretending to be dead, turned around, slammed into the chair, hugged his head and groaned: "You bastards, you can hurt me!" I don't know what Maitreya is all about, I tried my best to pretend, and I could pretend for a few days?! Besides, if there really is a Maitreya sect, people will come to the door and see how you end up then?! ”
"My lord, ahem, don't worry!" Mr. Su covered his neck and coughed while whispering, "The little one, the little one has already thought of a foolproof solution this morning!" ”
"Bragging! What else can your pig head know besides deceiving people?! Zhu Dapeng glared at Mr. Su fiercely, raised his foot and was about to kick down again.
When Mr. Su saw it, he quickly climbed back a few steps backwards, then covered his butt with one hand and his head with the other, and added aggrievedly, "The little one, the little one can really come up with a way." The little one used to follow Ma Kongmu and handled a case of Maitreya. The scriptures, the canons, and all kinds of tokens are all well known! ”
"You?" Zhu Dapeng looked at each other with round eyes, really a little impressed. Mr. Su was furious by him, so he quickly hid a few steps into the distance, and said in a loud voice: "This morning, the little one took advantage of the people's inattention, and ran back to the yamen under your banner. All the seizures that were sealed at that time were stolen. You see, this is the Great Shield of Light of Maitreya. The holder of this card is the master of the hall. Anyone in the church below the level of the hall master must obey his commands. ”
As he spoke, he shuddered and pulled out a fist-sized shield from his waist and raised his hands above his head.
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