Chapter 0136: Thomas is still dead (2 more)

"Master Wu, this transaction still needs your help, I think His Majesty the Emperor of the Great Zheng Dynasty will also like our Fushou ointment!"

It turns out that the awkward pronunciation is not the point, the focus is on the Fushou cream!

This evil word made Wu Xian think of too many things, in the history of his previous life, it was such a small black thing that broke the will of the people and opened the door to the Celestial Empire. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

Because of this, the Chinese people have suffered unforgettable pain in the history of more than 100 years.

Today, Wu Xian heard such an evil word, how could he not let Wu Xian be filled with righteous indignation?

Pushing the door in, I saw a smile on the face of the military minister, and a yellow-haired and thin foreigner, it seemed that it should be the envoy of Ingillia.

I just heard what he meant, he wanted to use Fushou paste to trade with Dazheng, and looking at Wuchen's expression, it was obvious that he had received a lot of benefits and was ready to accept this trade.

If you don't meet it, but under Wuxian's nose, if you want to send this thing into the country of the Great Zheng Dynasty, there is no door!

Maybe it was because Wu Xian's action of pushing the door was too big, or maybe it was the long silence that made both Wu Chen and the other party feel a little embarrassed, and the atmosphere instantly became less harmonious.

"Hmm, this is Mr. Thomas from Ingillia, who is mainly responsible for this trade negotiation with my Da Zheng, come and see you!" Wu Chen said solemnly. "Oh, hello, damn it!" Wu Xian greeted generously, and then sat down beside Thomas with a big grin.

Hearing this, Wu Chen's face darkened, and his heart was bad, what is Wu Xian smoking?

Thomas raised his eyebrows and smiled awkwardly: "This must be a martial artist, I didn't expect that your pronunciation is not accurate than mine, my name is Thomas, not a special death." ”

"Well, Thomas is still dead? Say it again, I'll hear it! Wu Xian snickered, and Thomas's pronunciation caused him to say that the two names actually had the same taste.

"It's Tang ~ Ma ~ Shi ~" Thomas was very serious and "corrected" Wu Xian's pronunciation word by word.

"Isn't this still a special death?" Wu Xian dug his nostrils that he hadn't dug for a long time, shrugged his shoulders and said.

When I went, Thomas's face suddenly became difficult to look at, he was the envoy of Zheng Tong, who was the eldest in the English mission, and had a deep understanding of the Chinese language.

It's just that due to congenital factors, some pronunciations are indeed difficult to correct, but special death is a relatively difficult mantra in Da Zheng slang, and Thomas is still clear.

His name is called a joke by others, and if it is a personal relationship, he may be able to laugh it off.

But now he was an envoy on behalf of the Ingrian Empire, and his face was equal to that of the Ingrian Empire.

This......

"Master Wu, I think Ling Gongzi seems to have a bad feeling for me, I hope you can understand that I am an envoy on behalf of the Great Anglo-Gelian Empire, and if I negotiate commercial cooperation without a good foundation, I am afraid it will be ......."

This is a naked threat, how can Wu Chen not know?

But today we are here for a private meeting, so where can we talk about issues between countries?

It's just a big fuss, and Wu Chen doesn't want to affect his harvest this time because of a name problem.

Don't you let corruption, and don't people take the initiative to give gifts? What's more, it's still a foreigner's gift, wouldn't it be a waste not to accept it?

"Xian'er, apologize to Ambassador Thomas!" Wu Chen's face was gloomy.

However, he forgot that the current Wuxian is no longer the gentleman who obeyed his orders before!

"Tomas, father, read it to the child and I'll listen to it!" Wu Xian actually bowed his hand and respectfully asked.

Wu Chen was stunned, what does this mean?

However, Wu Xian's respectful posture made Wu Chen feel a little absent for a long time, so he subconsciously said cautiously: "Special~?~ Death?" ”

As soon as he finished speaking, his face was shocked, and he hurriedly covered his mouth, but it was too late, and Thomas's face was about to distort.

Wu Xian, he is really the originator of the pit father world!

Wu Chen inadvertently read the pronunciation of Thomas's original name in English, which made Wu Xian inadvertently whitewash himself, and disgusted Thomas by the way.

This......

High, really high, really high!

Wu Chen couldn't help but look at Wu Xian with admiration in his heart, but this kid's mind followed his own ......

Ahem, this sentence only represents Wu Chen's personal position.

It's so deep and witty, it's just too ......

What a surprise!

Unexpectedly, Wu Chen was a little happy, and when he came back to his senses, he felt embarrassed.

However, how did this foreigner's name come up with such an inch?

You can't be called Jack, or John, or James, or James? It's embarrassing to scream a special death!

"Father, you see, this is his name in Ingria, and if you pick out a random person in Dazheng, you will translate it like this, right? He got his own name wrong, do you blame me? I didn't take it! Wu Xian was wronged!

"Lord Wuchen, I think, let's find another time to negotiate our trade agreement, I'm a little uncomfortable, so I'll leave first!"

Thomas was speechless, and he was about to flee.

Wu Chen still wanted to keep it, but unexpectedly, Wu Xian said it for him first.

"Wait!" Wu Xian, who has always refused to apologize, took the initiative to keep him, which made Thomas and Wuchen stunned, what is the situation?

Thomas stopped, looked back, and suddenly saw Wu Xian throwing over a big black mud ball, and the thick smell of poppies came, which made Thomas react instantly, Fushou ointment?

As soon as he took the Fushou Cream, Thomas looked at Wu Xian suspiciously, but heard Wu Xian say lukewarmly: "Take your Fu Shou Paste and get out, it's better to go back to Ingilia directly!" ”

Hearing this, Wuchen and Thomas changed color at the same time, it's too big, right?

Say to an imperial ambassador to get out, and let people go back to their hometown, Wu Xian, how many heads do you have?

"Presumptuous!" Wu Chen took the case, and Thomas's face turned pale.

However, Wu Xian continued without being salty: "Don't think that I don't know what your Fushou Paste is, if you are just going to use this as a trade commodity, I'm sorry, Da Zheng's door will always be closed to you!" ”

It's the other way around, it's the other way around!

This time it was Thomas Thomas's turn to be furious, and Wuchen's face turned pale, but Wuchen's face was frightened!

As an ambassador of the Empire, Thomas has the opportunity to meet Emperor Zhengde!

If Thomas is asked to say so many words casually in front of Emperor Zhengde, what is "one sentence destroys the trade between the two countries", "a grass people interferes in the minister's state affairs", "insulting the envoy humiliates the national body and destroys the peace between the two countries"......

The consequences are unimaginable!

"Mr. Thomas, the child is hangover and dizzy before he says these bastard words, don't take it to heart, I'll be sure to look back...... Alas, Thomas, Mr. Soup, is dead...... Stay, why die...... You ......"

Wuchen struggled to keep it, Thomas laughed angrily and left, Wuxian didn't care, this ......

It's a big deal, it's a big deal!

"Rebel, kneel!" Wu Chen was really angry this time, his eyes were almost round, and he gritted his teeth and said. (To be continued.) )