69 Ye Xiaojun's discovery
"Wouldn't a business card be more convenient than a token? But this product actually beeped with me for a long time on the materials, ho labor, we are not short of gold, enter the palace and say to Li and His Majesty, just say that we will do it ourselves, he is willing to do it! "Lafang seems to have been reversed by that person, and directly cocked Erlang's legs, a ruffian who asked me for this, do you agree or not, don't promise me to enter the palace to find Your Majesty. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
The person who was lying on his back was the person sent by the Ministry of Industry, and the matter of embossing the business card was distributed to his head. It's not that he doesn't agree, it's that this all-gold business card is not just a print, there are so many of them, he really can't be the master.
"Can you do it with a dragon? Only emperors can use dragons, don't they? Zhang Xiaoguang still has this bit of common sense, worried that Lafang will accidentally violate some taboos, and reminded him in a whisper.
Since ancient times, dragons have been exclusive to the royal family, and even if they are princes, they can't use dragons casually, but they don't usually have a few claws on their bodies. There is no need for Zhang Xiaoguang to remind him of this, Lafang also knows it, so when he drew the dragon figure, he also took a lot of effort, and when he heard Zhang Xiaoguang's question, he suddenly opened his mouth and smiled proudly: "Ho labor, of course I know this, you take a closer look, what is the difference in this dragon?" ”
Zhang Xiaoguang looked at Lafang with some suspicion, seeing his confident appearance, then he took the drawings in Ye Xiaojun's hand, looked at them carefully for a long time, and then said uncertainly: "This dragon, is there something missing?" ”
Yes, the dragon claws were not visible in the dragon drawings drawn by Lafang, and he cleverly used Tengyun to cover them, so that they could be distinguished from the three-clawed dragon used by the emperor. Zhang Xiaoguang's identity in the Tang Dynasty was Li Xuanba, and he was a royal person, and it should not be taboo to use a dragon without dragon claws.
"Hold the grass, this is all thought of, 666......" Ye Xiaojun also joined in the fun, in fact, he also liked the figure of the dragon, but he knew that this was not something he could use casually, so he comforted himself in his heart, saying that the business card of the god character also looked very domineering.
Lafang was praised and laughed, but when he turned his head and saw the person from the Ministry of Engineering, he still had a sad face, and he was immediately angry, these drawings he had bothered to draw for several days, and if he used some materials to create them, he would never agree. But he talked to this person for a long time, but the other party just didn't let go, it was simply not oil and salt, did the Ministry of Industry deliberately send such a person to anger him?
"You're going to make this business card all gold?" Zhang Xiaoguang thought to himself that this was a bit inconsistent with the image of Lafang's wealth fan, just outside the door, he thought it was a token of all gold, and when he took it out, it was more stylish, and it was more in line with Lafang's style. But this business card is different, the token only needs to be displayed, the business card is used for distribution, and one less is given out, such consumables are made of all gold, which is really not an ordinary luxury, no wonder the people in the Ministry of Industry have an expression that is about to cry.
Lafang nodded, since you want to do it, you have to do your best, the business card that symbolizes identity is their second face, how can you be sloppy. So he insisted that it must be all gold, and it is absolutely not okay to press gold or something.
"A business card is a good business card." Ye Xiaojun nodded, it is indeed so reasonable, now they are not the poor silk of the Celestial Dynasty in Datang, if they want to have an identity, if they want to have a status, if they want to have a status, their business cards must be high-end and high-grade, so they conformed to the words: "It's not all gold, it can't show our identity." ”
Just when the officials of the Ministry of Industry were about to be forced to cry, Yiyi's voice came from outside the door, "Your Highness, several adults, it's time for dinner, please come to the dining room to eat." As soon as the words fell, Yiyi pushed the door and came in, only then did he see that there were other people in the room, and seemed to be surprised, why haven't the people from this Ministry of Engineering left, they have been here all day, and they hurriedly saluted him, and said respectfully: "This lord also stays and eats together." ”
"Yes, yes, as the so-called cannibalistic mouth is soft, take people's hands short, walk, eat together, we will settle this matter." Ye Xiaojun stepped forward and took the person from the Ministry of Works, half-dragged him out, and the hand behind him gestured to Zhang Xiaoguang to take the drawings over. After taking the drawings handed over by Zhang Xiaoguang, Ye Xiaojun put it into the man's arms and said with a smile: "The food in our house is not so delicious, you know how to do the rest of the matter, right?" ”
This day is simply the darkest day for the announcement of officials. Isn't it enough to keep the profound "truth" of "eating people's mouths soft and taking people's hands short" in your heart? Is it really good that you say it so generously?
Zhang Xiaoguang and Lafang also looked at each other and smiled in the back, this kind of blatant bribery is only Ye Xiaojun can do it, and no one is allowed not to accept it. But what does it matter, anyway, this business card is made for them to use, the method really doesn't matter, the important thing is the result.
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After a few days of struggle, the number of bombs barely reached the requirements, and it should be enough to defend the city, and some of the remaining materials were also made into spring thunder by Ye Xiaojun, and he was going to find a time to blow up the fish with the guards. Not only Ye Xiaojun has finished here, but Lafang's business card has also come to an end, and the people in the Ministry of Engineering finally made 100 business cards into full gold according to Lafang's requirements, but also according to the requirements of Principal Rabbit, they also added 500 all-silver business cards, saying that this business card is scored on occasions and distributed to objects, and everyone can't give full gold.
In this way, Lafon also felt that it made sense, he took all this gold out of the treasury, and if he really gave it to someone, he would die of pain. That day, it was because of a gamble, so he had to bite to death to ask for all the money, after Principal Rabbit made such a supplement, he felt that he had face, and he didn't have to endure the pain of cutting meat.
"How many bombs were made?" Principal Rabbit asked as he made tea.
Ye Xiaojun raised his eyebrows when he heard this, this is still in the house, there are many ears on the wall, Principal Rabbit asks this, he is not afraid of being heard?
"Okay, don't frown, I'll let everyone sort out the spring thunder, and we'll fry the fish in the afternoon." As he spoke, Principal Rabbit dipped his finger in the water, wrote a few words on the coffee table, and then casually wiped them off again. He knows a lot about the wall better than anyone else, but there are some things that he still has to ask.
"I haven't counted the specific number, think about it, I want to make so many bombs every day, who has time to remember them one by one." Saying this, Ye Xiaojun also dipped some water in his hand from Principal Rabbit, wrote down a number, and after making sure that Principal Rabbit saw it clearly, he wiped it away.
If you compare the numbers written by Ye Xiaojun with the numbers finally reported by the guards, the number missing is about one-fifth. Wouldn't the guards take them too seriously? There are not many bombs in total, and it is a bit blatant to dare to take one-fifth.
Seeing that Principal Rabbit frowned, Ye Xiaojun shrugged his shoulders, spread his hands and said, "There are only a few people back and forth, what's the use of wanting to?" ”
"What are those people?" Zhang Xiaoguang heard Ye Xiaojun's meaning before, it should be his cheap brother who let him take away the bomb, but what does this mean now? Could it be that Li Shimin is not the only one who has done this?
Lafang was not involved in this matter, and he didn't understand it at this time, but this did not prevent him from laughing at Zhang Xiaoguang, "Yo ho, I don't know if I think you are busy with other things like me, but didn't you make a bomb with Ye Xiaojun?" Why can't you understand it? ”
"Go, go, be quiet, don't you know what the walls are?" Zhang Xiaoguang gave Lafang a roll of his eyes, the people who watched the excitement were the most annoying, and Lafang was the best among them!
Ye Xiaojun hooked his fingers at the two of them, motioning for them to come closer, and then whispered: "Originally, I thought it was only Li Shimin, but later I found out that things are not so simple. This mysterious appearance made Lafang and Zhang Xiaoguang couldn't help but look serious, and pricked up their ears to listen carefully.
"It's true that the bombs were sent by the guards, but there should be more than one destination." These were not mentioned to Principal Rabbit, but it was the first time Ye Xiaojun mentioned it, which attracted Principal Rabbit's interest.
"What the hell is going on?"
It turned out that in the past few days when Ye Xiaojun was making bombs, he had seen a few strong men in the mansion who were dressed differently from the guards, and he didn't care about it at first, but later, he found something different.
"There is an aura of murder in those people, a majesty that has been baptized in blood." Ye Xiaojun said, there was a sense of longing in his eyes, "Although they have deliberately modified it, they still can't escape my eyes!" As he spoke, he also gestured his eyes with two fingers, and that kind of certainty made people can't help but want to believe him.
"Ho labor, talk about people!" La Fang was so anxious that she scratched her ears, eager to go up and give Ye Xiaojun a kick.
"It's a soldier! There have been soldiers in our house. ”
The three of them were dumbfounded when they heard this, soldiers? When did there be no more than guards and soldiers in the house? What the hell?
"I guess some of those bombs went into the palace, and some of them should have gone into the barracks. The soldiers came to get the bombs, but they thought they had deceived us. Ye Xiaojun's index finger tapped on the coffee table, his eyes were a little distant, and he continued: "If it weren't for my sharp eyes, I could see that they were soldiers who had been on the battlefield, hum ......."
"Okay, pseudo-military fan, don't be scared, you'll be struck by lightning!" Lafang couldn't help but complain: "This is just your guess, it's the same as true." ”
Knock knock knock......
"Shhhh There was a sound of heavy footsteps outside the tea room, Ye Xiaojun motioned for everyone not to speak, and his fingers cut a small hole in the window, allowing them to see for themselves the difference between these people and the guards.