96 Bloody dogs

"Sit!"

"Shake hands!"

"Get down!"

"Rush!"

"Bite him!"

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Lafon grinned wildly as she held her stomach and pointed at the fleeing guards with one hand, watching the results of his training without a hint of sympathy. These seemingly random dogs are actually very good, except for the fact that they always wanted to run away and go home at the beginning, for some simple orders, they can now be accurately executed.

No, the guards who trained with him have become the targets of "attacks", and it has also become Lafang's fun in the past few days.

No way, if he really wants to live with these dogs, he'll go crazy.

Since he didn't want to go crazy himself, he could only wronged the guards to go crazy.

"Left left, left, wrong! Left! Ho labor and management, there is no distinction between left and right, right? Lafon jerked up with a smile and bent over, and pointed at the dog that rushed out. Unfortunately, the dog really couldn't tell the difference between left and right, and was stunned and collapsed on the sharp blade tied to the guard's right leg, only to hear a click - the dog's tooth was broken.

The guard was bitten on the leg by the dog, and although he was not injured, he was dealt a great blow to his heart. Originally, I thought that these people treated their subordinates very well, but since they had these dogs, the guards obviously felt that their status had dropped a little bit. Look, no one is distressed when the leg with a sharp blade is bitten, and they are patronizing to ask the dog to bite his defenseless leg......

Oh my God, it's hard to be a guard!

Seeing the guard's aggrieved face and daring to be angry and dare not speak, Lafang wiped the tears that came out of his laughter, patted him on the shoulder, and comforted: "It's okay, it's okay, it's not that I didn't bite!" ”

I almost bit it!

"It's a pity, it's hard to train, this time the tooth is broken, and the attack power is halved......" Before the guards could calm down, Lafang's next words suddenly made the guards have a tearful rush, "It seems that they will have to unload their equipment in the future." ”

Be quiet!

Eerily quiet!

The entire courtyard was obviously full of guards, but there was no sound, and they all looked at Lafang quietly...... Watch him pretend!

"Ahem, just kidding, ho labor, don't be so serious!" Seeing this, Lafang knew that his joke was a bit too much, so he hurriedly laughed, turned his face and scolded the dog viciously: "Spotted, they are also you can bite?" Get lost! ”

Bone ......

Really rolled.

Lafang's eyes widened, this has not been taught, it has really not been taught! As soon as she thought of this, Lafang felt even more that this dog was a pity, it was a genius!

As soon as the rabbit principal came, he saw the dog rolling out of the yard, and he was so shocked that his jaw almost dropped, "You, you let the dog even learn to roll?" ”

“……”

After letting the guards take the dog down, Lafon and Principal Rabbit chatted in the courtyard and gave a general overview of the training. Dogs in this era are relatively pure, and there is no pet dog, so the training is quite smooth, after all, with the original owner, there is not necessarily meat to eat every day.

So here's the problem, training so many dogs and saying that they can deal with it, but if they are really put into the army, the food of those soldiers is not as good as these dogs, and I am afraid that there will be chaos at that time.

Principal Rabbit was also silent for a moment about the question raised by Lafang, and then said: "There are some things, we just provide a suggestion, we can do this, as for what to do when the time comes, we can't control." ”

If this military dog can really play a big role, then those generals who have led troops all year round and won the hearts of the people will naturally find a way to appease those soldiers; If this military dog can't play any role, and Li Shimin can't look down on them, then it's okay to stay by his side and act as a guardian and bodyguard.

After all, shouting at the Praetorian Guards to "close the door and let the dogs" happen is indispensable.

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"Are you pigs?"

Ye Xiaojun stood on the chair and looked at the people in the Ministry of Industry condescendingly, it had been two days, and he had not come up with a few ways to prevent the bomb from moisture, which made Ye Xiaojun so angry that he wanted to beat people.

It is said that the wisdom of the ancients is how, and these people in front of them are all living ancients! Why do you see the ancients without wisdom?

"The fundamental purpose of moisture-proof is to reduce unnecessary wear and tear, and now it's okay, there are not many things, so in order to make you come up with a way, you can only wear and tear. But it's just a loss, and you can't think of a few ways to use it. Ye Xiaojun crossed his waist with one hand and pointed to a man who seemed to be the leader, "Tell me, are the best in the Ministry of Industry here?" Are you embarrassed to blow this cow? It's like seventy pounds of cow and eighty pounds of skin! Blow it up! ”

"And you, didn't you say you could figure it out soon? What now? How much has the gunpowder itself been damp by you? Were you sent by the monkeys? Ye Xiaojun pointed to another one, the person who had praised Haikou when he first came, it didn't matter if he could understand it or not, anyway, it was a scolding to cover his face.

Boom.

He jumped out of his chair and walked to the nearest one, still looking down at him, and asked, "Why are you standing so far away?" Afraid I'll eat you? I'm afraid I'll eat you, but you use your brain? You're the first one to leave every day, what's the matter, you're afraid that I'll keep you down and work overtime, aren't you? ”

Ye Xiaojun snorted coldly, working overtime? It's a dream! He was so angry during normal working hours that he wouldn't be stupid enough to keep these people behind and continue to be angry with himself.

Only Ye Xiaojun's voice was heard in the room, and the others were all silent, and they couldn't raise their heads when they were scolded, where was the grandeur of the Ministry of Industry officials, and the whole group of aggrieved little daughters-in-law.

"The emperor is going to go on an expedition, and you are going to set off with bombs like this? When the time comes, all of them will become squibs, and you will not be scolded, beheaded, beheaded! I don't know if even the eighteenth generation of your ancestors has to cut it again! Ye Xiaojun's mouth was foaming, and he was a little speechless.

Principal Rabbit stood outside the door stunned, and his hand about to push the door in stopped on the side of the door. As the old saying goes, a loaded muzzle can't be hit!

So, he decisively turned around and left.

The scolding and scolding behind him continued, seeing that it was only afternoon, and there was still a little distance from the time of today's end, it seemed that the group of people still had to bear it. Principal Rabbit thought a little unscrupulously, it was really not that he didn't go in to save them from fire and water, and he really couldn't think of a way to make everyone unlucky at that time, so let's just let them be unlucky first.

Today's house is really "bloody"......