Chapter 53 If you are ugly, you should read more
"Woo Hu Gongjin, unfortunately died! Wouldn't people hurt if they were shortened? My heart hurts, and I drink a lot; You have a spirit, enjoy my steaming! Hang Jun Kindergarten to hand over the Bo Fu; Fight righteousness and squander wealth, and let the people be sacrificed. Pen, fun, pavilion www.biquge.info hanging the monarch's weak crown, thousands of miles of Peng, set to build a hegemony, and divide the south of the Yangtze River. Hang Jun Zhuangli, far away town Baqiu; Jingsheng is worried, and he is carefree. Hanging Jun abundance, good match for Xiao Qiao; The son-in-law of Hanchen is worthy of the dynasty, hangs the king's spirit, and admonishes and admonishes the quality; If you don't hang your wings, you can always fight your wings. Hang Jun Hongcai, civil and military strategy; Defeat the enemy with fire, and turn the strong into the weak. When I wanted to be you, I was majestic and heroic; The weeping king died early, and he bled on the ground. The heart of loyalty, the spirit of the heroic spirit; At the end of his life, he was famous for hundreds of years, mourning the monarch and sorrowful; But I am gallbladder, and my sorrow is not broken. Haotian is dim, and the three armies are stunned; The Lord weeps for it; Friends are tears. Liang is not talented, and beggars seek schemes; Assist Wu to reject Cao, assist Hanan Liu; If you survive or die, why worry about it? Woohoo Gongjin! Farewell to life and death! Park Shou Qizhen, the underworld is extinguished, the soul is like a spirit, to learn from my heart: from now on, the world is more ignorant! Woohoo hurts! Fu Wei is still feasting. As soon as Chen Jin came to the funeral hall, regardless of thirty-seven twenty-one, he came up and recited the sacrificial text given by Zhuge Liang, yes, it was a recitation, but his voice was just very low. After the recitation, there was no movement for a long time, Chen Jin looked around, there were many people, and they all looked at Chen Jin with blank eyes, which made Chen Jin so embarrassed that he didn't know what was going on.
After a while, Gu Yong walked out and asked, "Has the messenger changed his name?" ”
"Nope!" Chen Jin was asked inexplicably.
"What is the explanation of that sentence?" Gu Yong pointed to the "Liang No" on the sacrificial text and asked.
Chen Jin looked at it, and immediately spit out a mouthful of old blood, Zhuge Liang, can you not be pitted!
Chen Jin was embarrassed and didn't want it, this shame was going to be thrown to his grandmother's house, Gu Yong, the old guy, must have done it on purpose, he must have insulted his nephew when he came back again, cows, can you leave a way to live, please let it go.
Chen Jin now looks at everyone as if he is laughing at himself, but he can't just admit it, Chen Jin's brain is running extremely fast, he really can't think of a good way, whatever, it's all pushed to Zhuge Liang, who let him pit me again. Thinking of this, Chen Jin replied: "Actually, I came on behalf of Zhuge Liang, because he had something to do temporarily, so I replaced him, and he also wrote this sacrificial text."
I don't know when, suddenly there was a person sitting opposite Chen Jin. Chen Jin looked up and was startled, obscene eyes, rosacea, crooked mouth and eyes, if it weren't for human characteristics, Chen Jin would have thought it was the alien visitor!
"I see! The messenger will have to make it clear later. ”
Chen Jin wiped a cold sweat and said, "It must be." But in my heart, I thought that next time I encountered this kind of thing, I couldn't come to death.
As soon as the funeral was over, Chen Jin hurriedly took Zilong to find a small teahouse to calm his pounding heart. Chen Jin now remembers the embarrassing moment just now, and he still has palpitations. When he arrived at the teahouse, Chen Jin first asked for a pot of herbal tea and poured a few sips. Zilong asked at this time, "Are you okay?"
"It's okay, it's okay." Chen Jin also had the joy of escaping death. "It's finally over."
"I'm afraid not!" At this time, an inexplicable voice sounded in Chen Jin's ears.
Chen Jin was startled and looked in the direction of the source of the sound. It didn't matter if Chen Jin looked at it, but after reading it, he scared Chen Jin, because the person who came was too ugly, with a sloppy face, rosacea, and crooked mouth and eyes. I guess the medical crooked mouth and eyes came from him! Chen Jin couldn't help but say in his heart that it's not your fault that the ugliness is long, but it's your fault to be scary.
Zilong didn't show anything unusual, and made a gesture of invitation to the visitor, and the person who came sat down.
Zilong asked, "Dare to ask Mr. Daming, and what do you mean by what you just said?"
"Under Pang Shiyuan." The person who came said. "As for what I just said, I still need to elaborate."
As soon as Chen Jin heard this, Pang Shiyuan, another top cattle man in the Three Kingdoms, Chen Jin suddenly came to his senses, no longer ignoring the question of appearance, he automatically skipped it, so he hurriedly responded: "Shiyuan said slowly."
"What do you think Sun Quan will do to you next?" Pang Shiyuan asked Chen Jin.
"What else, invite me to dinner, drink, and send me back!" Chen Jin said as a matter of course.
"I don't think so," Pang Shiyuan smiled slightly, "I think he will detain you." ”
Chen Jin was shocked and asked, "Why?"
"Because you despise the kingdom of Wu."
"When did I despise the kingdom of Wu?"
"Since ancient times, I have only heard of apprentices replacing masters, and I have not heard of masters replacing apprentices, you say that you are here instead of Zhuge Liang, isn't this contempt?"
"Big, what's the matter?"
"Of course not, but the victory and defeat of the mouth of the wet beard are over."
"What wins, what defeats?"
"Before the Anji treasure ship was built, it was defeated; After it is made, it wins. ”
"So they're making excuses?"
"Yes, yes."
Pang Tong is a little ugly, but his head is really smart! No wonder people always say that if you are ugly, you should read more, and it seems to make a lot of sense.
"Shi Yuan didn't come here to tell me this, right?" Chen Jin was helpless, but he couldn't stand the cattle around him.