Chapter 35: Draw a circle and curse you
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Chapter 35: Draw a circle and curse you
In all fairness, aside from the secret curse of the imperial court, the current folk circulation of "King Wu's Words of War" is indeed a very intriguing book. Although the things described in it are absurd, they are more novel and interesting. Tuhuan Timur just casually glanced at the secret music recalled by the cowardly Xue, and was attracted by the content inside, so he was extremely impressed by the nickname of the four-winged Dapeng.
Empress Qi basically didn't have the opportunity to get in touch with these things that the people liked to see, but when she saw that Tuhuan Timur wrote solemnly, she stepped forward, copied the paper in her hand, and said with a smile, "The concubine heard that the white pagoda of the Great Sage Shou Wan'an Temple can suppress the evil in the world, so you might as well engrave this person's name on the stone and put it at the bottom of the white pagoda." Then order the monk to recite the 'Vajra Fu Mantra' in front of the tower every day, even if he really has any demonic possession, tens of thousands of times after listening to the Vajra Fu Mantra, it has already turned into a pile of sewage! ”
"Nonsense!" Tuhuan Timur scolded with a smile, but did not order Qi to put down the paper with the name of "anti-thief" written on it, nor did he prohibit him from going to the White Pagoda Temple to cause trouble for the monks. "Is that person a demon or not? I don't know. But some of the things surrounding him are really full of strangeness! ”
"What's the trick?!" Qi handed the paper with the words Zhu Eighty-one to the eunuch Pu Buhua, and motioned for the latter to dry the ink in his hand. Then he asked again with a wink of charming Danfeng eyes.
"It's all about him!" Timur grabbed a stack of pieces from the table and flipped them over to Qi Shi one by one, "According to the first statement given to me in Jiangbei Province, Henan, this person is a butcher who kills pigs, and he has long joined the Maitreya cult and become the master of the hall. When Sesame Li attacked Xuzhou, there was a storm in the city, and the inside and outside should be combined. Therefore, he was named the governor of the left army by Sesame Li and sat on the ninth position among the ant thieves! ”
"An ant thief is an ant thief, he got a big city, but he made it like a cottage, and he was in a row of seats, hum!" Qi smiled and pursed his lips, and sneered in a low voice.
"I didn't take them seriously! Since I ascended the throne, in which year has there been no ant thieves? Isn't that sesame plum the first one?! Tuhuan Timur smiled, his face full of sadness. But the vultures didn't spend this time, and most of the elites I hired from the Golden Horde were buried in one battle. Those Koreans who escaped back by luck could not tell why they had lost the battle. On the ant thief's side, there was a special notice, declaring that there were no mages in that battle. It was completely the Xuzhou Army that won the battle with its own strength, relying on the command of the chief manager Sesame Li, and relying on the unity of all the soldiers. As for the rumored thunderbolt in the clear sky, but Zhu Eighty-one, the governor of the left army under the Sesame Li Tent, led the dead soldiers to rush to the handsome platform of the Wula, and shot several guns at close range, which had nothing to do with miracles!
"Shhh When Qi Shi heard this, he gasped. On the one hand, he secretly sent people to spread absurd things like "King Wu's Expedition", which was demagogic. On the other hand, he said that he didn't have any strange power on his side, and he won completely by real ability! This, this Xuzhou ant thief, what kind of mystery did he deliberately make? ! Do they want the common people to believe that they are apostles sent by the gods to save the common people, or are they just trying to disturb the court audio-visual? The person who gave Sesame Plum such an idea was also unpredictable?
When I was puzzled, I heard Tuhuan Timur say: "When I am the foolish emperor who has been raised in the deep palace since I was a child and doesn't know anything. The gun weighed fourteen pounds, and it was carried on the shoulders and then rushed to the handsome platform that did not take any flowers to shoot, so they could think of it?! That thing can't be used as a sledgehammer to smash people, carrying a weight of fourteen pounds, how can it still have the strength to run to the handsome platform that doesn't cost anything?! Even if they have the strength, then they are not stupid, so they let them rush to their side with the gun? ! ”
"The thieves must be deliberately disrupting the audio-visual!" When Qi heard this, she immediately guessed what her husband really wanted to say. Nodding his head, he whispered.
"Of course I know they're deliberately disrupting the audio-visual, but the question is, what exactly are they trying to hide?" Tuhuan Timur's brows were furrowed, and he was also puzzled.
"Didn't the Great Khan send someone to let the prime minister send a detailed work to Xuzhou to investigate?!" Qi thought for a while, and gave Tuhuan Timur an idea very seriously, "That Xuzhou is close to the canal, and countless ships pass outside the city every day. Unless he is a fool, Sesame Lee must take a share of the money from passing ships and traders to support his thieves. Just mix the fine work into the caravan."
"Why didn't you send it? Since I heard that the whole army of Wula Buhua was wiped out, the Zhongshu Province alone has sent more than 100 meticulous workers over! "If she doesn't mention it, it's enough, and when she mentions it, Tuhuan Timur is even more depressed and has nowhere to go," but the sesame Li suddenly became shrewd and strictly interrogated the people who entered the city. More than 100 people before and after were caught and cut down by him more than 70. The rest will either hide outside and dare not come back to Tokhtar, or, hehe"
With a grin, his face was full of helplessness, "Or, just surrender Sesame Plum directly, and take the people with Sesame Plum to arrest their former colleagues everywhere!" Even the Zhang family, a salt merchant who had been in correspondence with Henan Province, was sold by them. There are more than 300 men and women from the family to the family, and none of them are left! ”
When the emperor is in his share, he is indeed depressed enough. Civil officials are greedy for money, military generals are afraid of death, and even specially cultivated meticulous works do not hesitate to surrender to ant thieves. If it goes on like this, who else would dare to use it in the Manchu Dynasty? Who can guarantee that after encountering setbacks on the battlefield, they will not immediately change their courts?
"Damn!" Qi Shi stretched out his hand and gently massaged Timur's back for Tuhuan, "What about those meticulous family members, is it great mercy to take off?" ”
"Tokhtar has killed them all!" Tuhuan Timur didn't think about it, and agreed casually, as if he had just slaughtered hundreds of chickens and ducks. "Together with the thousand households in charge of them, they will also be killed!"
"It should be killed, a group of minions who betrayed their masters deserve to be wiped out!" Qi's cherry opened her mouth lightly, opening her eyes for her husband.
"But what's the use of just killing them?!" Tuhuan Timur sighed again, frowning, "Over there in Xuzhou, I still can't hear any useful news." I've seen a lot of ant thieves, and none of them have ever covered themselves like Sesame Plum like a water tank with their mouths upside down!! ”
"He's a sesame seed seller, so he doesn't have that kind of knowledge. I think someone came up with the idea for him! Qi Shi thought for a moment and reminded in a low voice.
"Definitely!" Tuhuan Timur kept nodding. The question is, what can you do if you know that there is a "master" around Sesame Lee? If you can't get in, you naturally can't find out who the "master" is? On this side, there will definitely be no corresponding way to deal with it.
For a while, both husband and wife were worried. Sitting in the cold Yanchun Hall, no one knew what to do. This emperor, it's better to be inappropriate. If you are not an emperor, you don't have to worry about the entire empire. And being an emperor is worse than a farmer, and he has to do everything himself, which is really exciting.
"Concubine, concubine has an idea, I don't know if it's appropriate?!" Qi really wanted to share her husband's worries, thought for a while, and asked in a low voice.
"Anyway, it's just us and the couple here today anyway!" Tuhuan Timur smiled and responded dotingly.
My wife has never asked about the government, how can she come up with any good ideas before the right prime minister gets off?! The so-called idea is just a woman's mind, changing her way to make herself happy.
Who expected that the Qi clan would not open his mouth, and as soon as he opened his mouth, he was impressed again, "The concubine remembered how our husband and wife dealt with Boyan back then!" Didn't you know the details of Boyan at the beginning? Then we and the couple pretended to be a pair of fools, touching it today, touching it tomorrow, and continuing to touch it in a different way the day after tomorrow."
When Timur heard this, his heart warmed. In order not to be puppets, the husband and wife pinned their heads to the trouser belt. In case Boyan feels that the husband and wife are testing his details, I am afraid that even if he, the emperor, will not immediately become a short-lived ghost, and the Qi family, who has no roots, may not be able to escape a cup of poisonous wine.
Fortunately, Boyan only thought the two fools were interesting, but he didn't expect the two fools to deliberately target him. It wasn't until Tokhtar also occupied the royal side that he woke up like a dream. As a result, of course, the ministers were expelled, and His Majesty the Emperor had a shocking ending!
"Didn't that sesame plum just win the battle?!" Seeing that her husband finally smiled with a smile, Qi also clapped his hands and said happily, "Great Khan, you might as well transfer some useless miscellaneous soldiers from the nearby state capitals, spend with him one by one, and probe his details one by one." If one fails, two fails, three, four, as long as there are constantly routs fleeing back from the battlefield, and after seven or eight battles in a row, you will naturally be able to find out his depth! ”
"Uh-huh!" Tuhuan Timur gasped again. This method may seem stupid, but it can really solve your urgent needs. No matter how weak the Great Yuan Dynasty is, it will not be broken by the loss of more than 10,000 soldiers and horses now. The reason why he and Totok didn't want to send a second army over for a long time was because they couldn't figure out the details of the Xuzhou army, and they were afraid that they would bury an elite army in vain like before. And Qi's move, although ugly is a little uglier, has solved all troubles.
In addition, send a few more waves of miscellaneous fish over, in case one of them can create a miracle, it is his own knowledge and good duty as the emperor. Even if they all lose, it can also play a role in exhausting the soldiers, so that Sesame Plum does not have any respite. After the sacrifice of the miscellaneous fish, the real reason for the defeat of the Wurabuhua was clarified. Isn't it easy to send another general to personally lead the elite division to attack the city of Xuzhou, and then want to take the lives of all the thieves at that time? !
Note 1: The emperor Tuhuan Timur is rather strange. He reigned for thirty-five years, accounting for almost half of the time spent in China during the Great Yuan Dynasty. is also extremely loyal to the love of the Qi family, and desperately offended the minister to make the latter the second queen, and knew that the latter was going to unite with his son to overthrow him, he still favored him. The treasury is so poor that it runs away from rats, and the common people have no food to eat, but they take out a lot of money every year to come to the temple to give alms. Governing the country and fighting wars are scarce, but the craftsmanship of making things is at the master's level. The hand-made water transport palace leak (original water clock) is still breathtaking.