Chapter 0167 - Human, Imp, Big and Small, Fairy
"Now you know you're scared, right? Can't give me the phone? Wu Xian took the opportunity to threaten. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
"Hmm...... If you don't give it, you hit it harder...... Ah......h
"To give or not to give?" Wu Xian is addicted to it.
"If you don't give, you don't give, you don't give! Whining...... Well...... "Princess Musou is in pain and happy."
There's no way to go on like this, Princess Wushuang's little buttocks are like stuffed with silicone, and they are visibly getting more and more warped with the naked eye, and the red palm prints can be seen through the bath towel.
Poor murderer Wu Xian, he turned his hands red, and the princess didn't even let go.
"I'm convinced, can't I take it? Just give me the harmonica, obedient? Wu Xian cried.
Princess Wushuang was not satisfied, why didn't she continue to fight?
"What do you mean by bullying me?" Princess Wushuang pouted, choked back tears, and turned her head to say.
"Who the hell is bullying whom? I'm hitting you so hard, even if you don't hurt, at least you can call twice to deal with it! Wu Xian was depressed.
"Ahh Princess Musou is coping with it very seriously.
I can't laugh or cry, only this word can describe Wu Xian's current mood and expression, how did he meet such a person?
"I called, are you going to fight again?"
Wu Xian was stunned, is this Princess Wushuang talking? What's going on? Masochism?
With such hesitation, Wu Xian suddenly found that Princess Wushuang was writhing on his legs, and her solid lower abdomen was rubbing against some indescribable organs.
Gotcha, brother lost, lose the heart of the mouth!
"Eh, you're awkward, okay, okay, can't I fight?" Wu Xian was so depressed, and it was the first time he beat someone so aggrieved.
However, even though Wu Xian had agreed to such a strange request from Princess Wushuang, Princess Wushuang still did not stop her writhing, as if she had become addicted, and the electric motor buttocks were crazy and restless.
"Gotta don't move, hey, stop, don't, hey, I'll go!"
Wu Xian's low roar and screaming made Guo Ying and Hu Zhengyuan stunned, our little master Wu, it seems that he is in trouble, huh?
"This sister, you...... Oops, it's not good for you to be like this anyway! Hu Zhengyuan's face was flushed, and the movements of Princess Wushuang evoked many memories for her.
"Then you don't help me early, no, I can't control it now!" Princess Wushuang said, the writhing of her little buttocks couldn't stop at all.
"Sister, you're like this, but you're cheaper than some people!" Guo Ying's face was slightly red, but she was still outspoken, and her eyes glanced at Wu Xian, which was meaningful.
"It's cheap, it's cheap, anyway, this girl is spending it with him today, who let him dare to mess with me?" The unequaled princess is stubborn.
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This is an endless war, the little girl is getting more and more energetic, Wu Xian wants to push away, but he is reluctant to this kind of stimulation, thanks to the little girl or Zhang Baizhi, otherwise Wu Xian would have to die for him indescribably.
"Stop...... Call...... ......Huh, "Wu Xian didn't seem to be able to stand it anymore, he shouted violently, gritted his teeth and flipped Princess Wushuang to the ground, frightening Wu Chen "poof" and sat on the ground.
Who would have thought, our peerless little princess, but stood up nonchalantly, slapped her ass with a ghostly smile, flipped her phone, and said with a smile: "Hehe, don't think I'm small, I'm easy to bully, I peeked at my father...... Father and mother ...... at night"
Damn, Wu Xian is speechless, this little girl has always been deliberate, so that she can't get up or down, don't be here in one breath, it's so vicious!
"You...... You go back and tell your dad to do that to avoid the children, okay? Wu Xian gritted his teeth.
"Childe, you seem to be very uncomfortable, can I help you?" Hu Zhengyuan asked.
"Uh......" Wu Xian was speechless.
"Haha, Master Wu actually has a time when he suffers, it's really ...... Hahaha......" Guo Ying's smile trembled.
"It seems that the first loss was in your hands!" Wu Xian rolled his eyes.
"Women are not easy to mess with, better remember for me, huh!" The unequaled princess tsundere.
"You...... Don't let me see you again, or I'll let you know that men aren't easy to mess with! Wu Xian gritted his teeth.
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The final result is that the three beauties have their own thoughts, look at Wu Xian's bitter gourd face, and leave separately, Wu Xiaoye is in pain, so he wants to redeem himself, but unfortunately, the conditions do not allow it.
Under the fire qi that could burn all over the Nine Heavens, Wu Xian hatefully took himself a cold bath, and poured cold water on his body, which could somewhat soothe his wounded heart.
Who could be more bitter than themselves? When the protagonist of the crossing is in this role, there is no one.
"If you want a mobile phone, it's best to make this girl feel comfortable, otherwise...... No way! The last words left by Princess Wushuang opened Wu Xian's mind.
"Well, if you are comfortable, you will be comfortable, not a family, not a family, not a family, really the child of Emperor Zhengde, so shameless!"
Wu Xian took a shower, and while chanting words, the boundless resentment can be imagined.
Poor Emperor Zhengde sneezed out two times at this time, rubbed them twice, and muttered, "Who is scolding me?" ”
It seems that the mobile phone cannot be recovered for the time being, and when the mobile phone was just lost, Wu Xian was still relatively indifferent, and after several self-resolutions, he thought that he could finally take this matter lightly.
Who would have thought that as soon as this mobile phone was lost and recovered, Wu Xian's demand for the forefront of the mobile phone exploded instantly, and he wasted such a big thought, but he still couldn't catch it, which made Wu Xian's heart itch even more.
"The phone was originally mine, and you want to threaten me with my things, Princess Wushuang, you wait for me!" Wu Xian's tone was solemn.
Although Wu Xian didn't want to have any conflict with Princess Wushuang, however, the Queen Mother's birthday was two days later, and the hope of the Eighth Prince being present was almost zero, and the Thirteenth Prince and others didn't know what the Eighth Prince relied on to obtain the Queen Mother's favor.
Then, if you want to pull the Queen Mother to your side, you can only rely on Wu Xian's surprise, and the mobile phone is undoubtedly a good medium, which can provide all kinds of convenience for Wu Xian's plan.
When he lost his mobile phone, he didn't pin all his hopes on his mobile phone, but now that he saw that his mobile phone was safe and sound, Wu Xian unconsciously put all his hopes on the entertainment system in his mobile phone.
People are always like this, as long as there is a way to save worry, effort and time, they are too lazy to use their brains anymore, and Wu Xian is also an ordinary person, so he must have such thoughts.
The Queen Mother is old, and Alas, Da Zheng is in a transcendent position, what has she never seen? For him, freshness is the best birthday gift.
If you want to be fresh, what could be fresher than those weird things in the system of entertaining the world? This is a golden finger that transcends the times, and it can be said to be unique if you exchange something casually.
However, Princess Wushuang, who is a small ghost, and Wu Xian is helpless against her, what can I do? (To be continued.) )