"Brother Xin...... Brother Xin....."

When Zhang Xin was using a fat rabbit rib bone to pick his teeth, he heard Zhang Xi shouting at him outside the peach forest, and threw the rib bone aside, "Hey...... What are you doing? Saying that, he dusted off the soil on his body, and as soon as he walked outside the peach forest, he found that Zhang Xi had just asked about the voice, and he ran over sweating profusely. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

"Brother Xin, sister-in-law has called you for dinner."

"Uh......" Zhang Xin's face turned a little green, and he had just eaten half a rabbit and asked him to eat dinner...... Well, after all, it's the first time my sister-in-law has invited me to dinner, so I have to give some face, "Walk, lead the way in front of your head!" ”

After a while, Zhang Xi brought Zhang Xin to the front of the main hall, "Brother Xin, sister-in-law is waiting for you inside, go in quickly." ”

"Oh......" Zhang Xin took two steps forward, but found that Zhang Xi was standing motionless, so he couldn't help but stop, turned his head and looked at Zhang Xi suspiciously, "Then why don't you come?" ”

"Uh......" Zhang Xi was suddenly stunned for a moment, and then his eyes rolled around twice, "We can't eat with the master, we eat outside, you can go." ”

Zhang Xin looked at Zhang Xi's eyes rolling, knowing that he wasn't telling the truth, but Zhang Xin didn't bother to dig deeper, if he didn't come, he wouldn't come, it wasn't a Longtan tiger's den, it was no problem to go alone! If you come, you will be safe, Zhang Xin threw off his robe and strode into the main hall.

As soon as he walked into the main hall, Zhang Xin saw his sister-in-law Baoxiang sitting on the main seat with solemn legs at a glance, and his face was probably powdered, looking at his face even whiter.

Seeing Zhang Xin enter the door, the sister-in-law nodded behind the low table and said softly: "Xiaohong, pass the meal ......."

Zhang Xin looked at the same low table in front of his sister-in-law, took off his shoes and walked over to sit on the futon in front of the low table.

"Uncle!" When my sister-in-law saw Zhang Xin's sitting posture, she frowned, "How can you be so rude, please sit down!" ”

"Uh......" Zhang Xin was stunned by what his sister-in-law said, and immediately reacted, and quickly knelt on the futon like his sister-in-law.

The sister-in-law saw Zhang Xin sitting precariously and nodded with satisfaction, "Uncle, let me introduce myself, I am your second brother Zhang Zicheng's wife Zhang Hanshi, as the saying goes, the eldest brother is like a father, the eldest sister-in-law is like a mother, since Zicheng is not here, then I will take care of you." Before Zicheng went to Liangzhou, he said that you unfortunately had soul disorder, and you forgot a lot of previous things, so it seems that this etiquette needs to be learned again. The concubine was added as the mother of the Zhang family, and the matter of teaching the uncle etiquette was handed over to the concubine. My Zhang family is a Longyouwang family, and the etiquette is heirloom, so I must not be wild and careless......"

Just as Zhang Han's tirade was speaking, Xiaohong took the tray and put the food in front of Zhang Xin, and then bent down to put the dinner on the low table in front of Zhang Xin. Zhang Xin took a closer look and saw that this dinner was quite light, a plate of home-made pickles, a corn flour bun, and a bowl of corn flour porridge.

Zhang Xin is not hungry now, and if he has less things, he will have less, but the key is that he will order cat food for dinner every day in the future? Oh my God, I'm still growing.

Before he sat for a while, Xiaohong just got up to leave, Zhang Xin felt that his two calves were sore and numb, and his buttocks and ankles were painful, so he quickly got up a little to soothe his legs.

"Uncle!" Zhang Han was telling Zhang Xin about the importance of etiquette, when he saw Zhang Xin sitting up and down, he couldn't help but say angrily: "What are you doing?" ”

"Ah......" Zhang Xin explained: "Sister-in-law, it's really uncomfortable for me to sit here, can I change my position?" ”

"No way!" Zhang Hanshi said angrily with a straight face: "If you sit, you have to sit down, how can you be careless?" Also, Brother Zicheng is not here, you have to call me Zhang Han, don't be a hippie smile! ”

"Yes, yes, yes......" Zhang Xin replied helplessly, while using dark energy to accelerate the blood flow in his legs, he felt that the soreness and numbness on his legs were relieved a little, but it was still uncomfortable.

I listened to my sister-in-law Balabala talk about etiquette to Zhang Xin, but Zhang Xin was really not interested in this, and the left ear went in and came out of the right ear immediately, listening to the sister-in-law's crisp voice like a pearl, the more I listened, the more sleepy I became, obviously I should be full of energy now, but listening to the precautions that my sister-in-law said one by one, the upper and lower eyelids couldn't be opened.

"Uncle!" At this time, Zhang Xin suddenly heard his sister-in-law's roar again, and his sleepiness dissipated in an instant, and a spirit said: "Ah...... Sister-in-law, what's the matter? ”

"What are you thinking, I've called you twice and there has been no response."

"Ah...... I ......" Zhang Xin's eyes rolled, "Sister-in-law is so beautiful, etiquette is really a profound art!" He's so important, I'm so intoxicated to hear it! ”

"Really?" Zhang Hanshi looked at Zhang Xin suspiciously, "It's good that you know." As he spoke, he picked up his chopsticks, "Eat." ”

Zhang Xin looked at the sky, it had been almost half an hour since he came in and he was able to eat, and he didn't know if his sister-in-law said a few more words today, or if he would have to listen to her say a lot of things every day in the future...... No wonder Zhang Xi didn't come to eat together, this bastard was waiting for me...... If you listen to her preaching every day before meals in the future...... Thinking of this, Zhang Xinchang sighed, "Alas-"

"Bang!" Zhang Hanshi slapped a pair of chopsticks on the table, "Uncle! ”

"Huh? What's wrong again? "Zhang Xin is so sad, can you eat this bullshit dinner!

"What did I just tell you? If you don't eat or sleep, how can you talk when you eat! ”

"I ...... I didn't speak...... "Zhang Xin is simply aggrieved to death, how can I say a word!"

"You...... You are still quibbling, where are you sighing and sighing! Seeing that Zhang Xin still didn't recognize it, Zhang Han's eyes were red with anger.

"Uh......" Zhang Xin was speechless, but he didn't expect to sigh, "Sister-in-law, I'm sorry, I was wrong, I will not make a sound when I eat in the future, I promise you!" ”

"Hmph...... That's pretty much it. Listening to Zhang Xin's sincere confession, the sister-in-law squeezed out a nasal sound from her delicate little nose, reluctantly forgave him, picked up the chopsticks she had just slapped on the table, and continued to eat.

Zhang Xinli couldn't cry or laugh, this little girl in her twenties was like an old pedant, with etiquette and etiquette that opened her mouth and closed her mouth...... I don't know how my brother can stand it...... But when you think about it, it's actually pretty cute...... Hey......

Listening to what his sister-in-law said for a long time, Zhang Xin was also a little hungry, and he pulled the rice chops on the table clean by dividing them by two, and at this time Zhang Hanshi didn't even finish half of it. Zhang Xin looked at where his sister-in-law was eating delicately, hesitated for a while, and decided to test it first, considering the stomach problems in the future, "That...... Sister-in-law, I haven't eaten enough, can I add some food? ”

"Don't speak!" Listening to Zhang Xin and knowingly committing a crime, Zhang Hanshi was going crazy, did he listen to me! In an instant, her hair was about to stand on end, and her two big eyes glared at Zhang Xin angrily - in fact, Zhang Xin had already discovered that there were still tears in her two big eyes, and she couldn't help but laugh, and her sister-in-law looked so cute when she was angry, like an angry lioness who was about to blow up. Belch...... Thinking a little too much, Zhang Xin shook his head. I only heard Zhang Hanshi continue, "If you want to add rice to see Xiaohong by yourself, don't speak!" ”

Zhang Xin looked at Xiaohong helplessly and funny, and he didn't know how Xiaohong practiced, so he walked up without making a sound, and then bent down and added a piece of steamed bun and a bowl of porridge to Zhang Xin with an elegant posture, and then retreated silently like a ghost.

Zhang Xin looked at the steamed buns and porridge in front of him blankly, and suddenly realized a problem, "What do I do with rice when I'm full...... hesitate for a long time, and then eat half a steamed bun and drink a small half bowl of porridge. So he put down the dishes and chopsticks, "I'm full." ”

Zhang Hanshi glanced at Zhang Xin's desk, and slapped the chopsticks on the table with a "snap", "Zhang!" No! Shift! Now he began to call his name directly, "You can't forget what I just said!" Every wisp of material resources is difficult, how can you waste it! Eat them all! ”

Zhang Xin looked at what he usually only needs one or two bites, but now he kills him and doesn't want to eat half a mouthful, and he can't wait to give himself two big mouths, I don't talk nonsense anymore! Looking at the fried sister-in-law, Zhang Xin held back a mouthful of tears, mother, a manly man, knocked out his teeth and swallowed it in his stomach, dug a hole by himself and filled it himself, gritted his teeth and closed his eyes, grabbed the bun and stuffed it into his mouth......

"Sister-in-law...... I'm so full...... I...... I'll step back first......"

"Hmph......" Zhang Hanshi raised his head proudly, and snorted again in his delicate little nose, "Go ahead." ”

Zhang Xinru was amnesty, and got up with difficulty, the two legs were sore and painful, as if they were not his own, his hands clenched into fists, and he staggered out of the main hall holding his stomach.