The fifty-eighth chapter of the Si Ming Bao Yan
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Sun Lang hurriedly stepped forward, carefully observed his every move, and saw him swinging his pen quickly, and wrote in a script style: "Runan Xu Zijiang, every moon and day, widely evaluate the people of the world." Today, there are Yangzhou Dong attacked Dong Yuan Dynasty, dumb mouth, reckless and stupid by nature, if you don't take medicine from the doctor, you will be even more stupid in the future, and you will be embarrassed after all. ”
"What do you mean?" Dong Xi read these few sentences of Wen Crepe's comments and hurriedly asked.
"Poof!" Qiao Wan couldn't help but smile and said, "He said that you should quickly find a doctor to take a look at your brain, and then grab some decoction and take it, otherwise, you will definitely be even more stupid in the future!" Hahaha......"
Dong Xi was furious, and scolded with a book case: "Your grandmother's thief bird, why do you comment on Lao Tzu so much?" ”
Xu Shao was startled, shrank back, and said, "You, you, you...... Why are you angry, you great man? As I said just now, my comments this month are based on everyone's conduct and behavior, and they are all honest and never allowed! If it weren't for that, there wouldn't be so many people queuing up to ask me for a review! Hum...... If you don't believe it, we'll see! ”
Dong Xi rolled up his sleeves, stood up from the ground and scolded: "Thief, Lao Tzu doesn't care if you are accurate or not, if you laugh at Lao Tzu for being stupid, Lao Tzu will beat you!" ”
Seeing that Dong Raid was angry, Sun Lang couldn't help secretly stealing fun in his heart, hurriedly grabbed his sleeve, and couldn't help but smile: "Don't be angry, this son will make Mr. famous all over the world, since he commented like this, there must be a reason for it." Let's go home quickly, find a doctor as soon as possible to check the pulse of the son, prescribe some decoction and take it, maybe this stupid illness will be improved! ”
Dong Xi's eyes widened and said, "But ...... But how can Dumb swallow this bad breath? ”
Sun Lang ignored him, smiled at Xu Shao, and said, "Since that's the case, I'll leave later." ”
Xu Shao was frightened by Dong Xian's domineering momentum, and was stunned when he heard this, and hurriedly asked, "Wait...... You haven't paid me yet...... Honorarium, how can it be like this...... Just go? ”
Sun Lang was happy and said: "Don't hide it from Mr. Zijiang, I don't have a penny for a hundred catties of honorarium, but I have a fifty catties of iron fist and a fifty catties of powder fist, do you want Mr. ”
"Ho...... What is a fifty pound iron fist and a fifty pound powder fist? ”
Sun Lang didn't answer, he glanced at Dong Xi and Sun Shangxiang, the two of them understood, and jumped up, one stretched out a steely fist, and the other stretched out a pink fist, and hit Xu Shao head-on.
"Bang! Bang! With two loud bangs, Xu Shao was beaten and the world was spinning, Venus was in all directions, his eyes rolled over, and he fainted.
Dong Xi relieved the hatred in his heart, grinned with joy, and wanted to go up and fight again, Sun Lang hurriedly stopped him, leaned over and picked up the bamboo slip with the inscription written on it, carefully stuffed it into his sleeve, and used it to tear off a rag on the couch, wrapped the brush and inkstone, and hurriedly slipped out of the door with Sun Shangxiang and Qiao Wan.
Several of them turned over and got on their horses, as if they were thieves, and hurried back the way they came.
Immediately bumped, the bamboo slip and the inkstone kept bumping in his arms, and the sleeves of his shirt fell heavily. Sun Lang thought that his plan had already succeeded halfway, and he was very happy.
"Stinky boy! What are you doing here? The voice of the charcoal head suddenly came out.
Sun Lang quickly raised his whip and galloped towards Qu A, and replied secretly: "Hehe, I specially brought Qiao Wan today, let her remember Xu Shao's appearance, and then let her use the 'Yixiang Sideburns' magic skill to transform me into Xu Shao's appearance." ”
When Tantou heard him talk about this, he had already guessed his plan, but he sighed and said: "Your plan is very good, but it hurt Dong and Dong Dumb." ”
"Huh? Why? Sun Lang was stunned.
Tantou said: "Do you know, Xu Shao's inkstone is called Si Ming Yan, which is his exclusive artifact, and according to legend, in ancient times, it was once owned by the Heavenly Si Ming Xingjun!" ”
"What?" Sun Lang was shocked and said, "This Xu Shao also has magic skills?" ”
Tantou replied: "Yes, his spiritual power belongs to the earth, and he can use this Si Ming Yan to secretly control the fate of others." But if someone uses this inkstone to polish ink for him, he can perform the 'Yuedan Si Ming' magic skill, comment on that person's future at will, and determine a person's future numerology and fortune! ”
"Holy! So perverted? Sun Lang was taken aback and said, "No wonder his Yuedan evaluation is so accurate, it turns out that he relied on this magic skill?" ”
The charcoal head let out a long sigh and said, "Not bad! Pity Dong Dumb, he was hit by Xu Shao's 'Yuedan Si Ming', and he was also commented on a 'he will be even more stupid in the future', he will definitely be even more stupid and stupid in the future......"
Sun Lang just let Dong Xi step forward to accept the comments, but he didn't think about it, but he was tricked, and hurriedly said: "In that case, why didn't you remind me just now?" ”
Tantou scolded: "Your grandmother's, there is a beautiful female mouse in the grass house of Xu Shao, the old man just cared about flirting with the little mouse sister, and he didn't pay attention to your actions at all." ”
Sun Lang was overwhelmed by Lei, looking at Dong Xi's back, he felt extremely guilty, and could only say: "No way, in the future, I can only find a way to make a magic weapon for him and make up for him......"
The four of them rode all the way on horseback, and after walking a short distance, they saw Jiang Gan coming towards them from a distance. Jiang Gan saw a few of them, turned over and dismounted, took out a package from his arms and presented it, and stammered: "Childe redeems...... Atonement, villain has no ...... Incompetent, you can't find a hundred catties of gold everywhere, you can only ...... I can only get into the house of a rich gentleman in this party leader's township, steal more than ten catties of gold, and ask the son to atone for his sins, and atone for his sins......"
Only then did Sun Lang remember that this Jiang Gan was the best at stealing things, and said with a smile: "What is Mr. Ziyi's crime? Get up quickly! Now I don't need this gold, and when I see the victims on the roadside, I'll give them more than ten catties of gold! ”
Jiang Gan heard that the Lord would not blame him, and his melancholy expression immediately turned into joy, wrapped in gold, and turned over on his horse again.
Sun Shangxiang, Qiao Wan, Dong Xi, and Jiang Gan followed Sun Lang all the way to the camp of Liu Xuanjun, who was surrounded outside Qu'a City.
They didn't know what kind of medicine Sun Lang was selling in the gourd, but today they were beating people, asking for comments, stealing gold, and rushing towards the enemy camp, they only felt that they were both curious and funny, and they had never done such an unbelievable thing since they were young. Naturally, they are all laughing and groaning secretly, and they are desperate to follow Sun Lang all the way.
They tossed and turned for a long time, and it was close to evening.
A group of five people came to the hillside a mile outside Qu'a City, and saw that the besieging military camp could be seen from a distance, so they grabbed the reins, turned over and jumped off the horse.
Sun Shangxiang pressed the flying knife and asked, "Fifth brother, did you come to the enemy camp to kill it?" She looked excited, obviously wanting to rush in and kill her, in order to relieve her evil anger of being captured by the enemy a few days ago.
"Neither nor not!" Sun Lang shook his head, took out the inkstone of Xu Shao, used an ink ingot to study the ink on it a few times, and dipped it with a brush while the ink had not dried before. Then he took out a piece of letterhead from his bosom, laid it on a flat rock, and took up a pen and wrote on it.
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