One day the demon king captured the princess, and the princess kept calling

Demon King: "You can cut your throat... No one will come to your rescue..."

Princess: "Cut throat... Cut your throat.."

No one: "Princess. . . I'm here to save you..."

Demon King: "Say Cao Cao Cao and Cao Cao will arrive..."

Cao Cao: "Demon King... What do you call me for..."

Demon King: "Wow... Seeing ghosts."

Ghost: "Damn! It's been discovered."

Lean: "Ghost, you can see me..."

Demon King: "Oh, MyGod!"

God: "Who called me?"

Who: "No one called you..."

No one: "How can I have? Fill it with garlic!"

Garlic: "Who's pretending to be me?"

Who: "Speaking of me again? Are you looking for trouble?"

Trouble: "Which one is looking for me?"

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Many: "I've just arrived in Jesus...... Who are you?"

Who: "I am not who I am."

Who: "He's not me."

Princess: "Are you all here to save me?"

Everyone: "I'm not here to save you, I'm here to see the fun."

Lively: "What do I have to see?"

God: "It's none of my business, let's go first."

Demon King: "You answer a question before leaving, why are so many people saving the princess?" How can I, the Demon King, continue to act?"

Go down: "You good demon king don't do it, what are you doing with me?"

Princess: "If there is no one to play the Demon King, I can leave."

No one: "If I play the Demon King, how can I let you go..."

Why: "I won't let the princess go, I want to see the excitement."

Lively: "What do you see me doing?"

What: "You're going to '' me?" Rogues!"

You're like, "What do I have?"

Me: "What's the matter with me?"

Demon King: "Damn! I'm going crazy......

Rely on: "What are you calling me for...

Crazy: "What do you want me to do?"

You want me, "I don't know anything!"

I didn't say anything, "I don't know!"

I don't know, "I'm here! Is someone calling me?"

Someone: "I didn't call you!"

I didn't, "Who called him?"

Who: "Wronged... I didn't..."

I didn't: "I didn't wrong you..."

You: "I don't dare."

Forgive you: "Who says I don't dare!?"

Who: "Please... I didn't say anything."

I didn't have anything: "What do you want me to say?"

I don't have anything: "... You... Aren't you my long-lost brother?"

My long-lost brother: "Torture... My name is so long... I'll be called too..."

Who: "I will get out of this land of right and wrong quickly"

True or False: "So this is my territory."

I didn't do anything: "Don't make any noise about Allah talking."

Don't make a fuss: "I'm not talking..."

I didn't: "I didn't speak...

I don't have anything: "-_-\\\"... Walk... Allah went outside and talked—"

Let's go: "I'm embarrassed... (Twisting)"

I didn't have anything: "It's your business... (The two brothers walk out angrily)

Something about you: "Uh... Why did you drive me away?"

Why: "I didn't want to drive you away... Shrewd... Don't cry."

I didn't, "Oh... What's the matter with me again?"

What's the matter with me: "What? Did anyone call me?"

Somebody: "Who is going to call you..."

Who: "I'm really leaving... T.T」

Go: "People are really embarrassed...*V.V*" (\\\"Who\\\" does not fall to the ground)

Something about you: "... Aren't you my cousin?"

What's the matter with me: "... Cousin... It's been a long time..."

For a long time: "I'm not here..."

Demon King: "Are you finished?"

The End: "He Didn't Have Me"

You: "I don't have him"

I said, "Who said that?"

Who: "What did you tell me to do?"

"You actually want to ****?"

You: "I won't ****"

I said, "Who says I won't?"

Who: "Wronged! I didn't say ......."

Say, "Do you want me to do it?"

"You two are so shameless!"

You both: "I want it! I want it!"

Face: "Who wants me?"

Who: "I don't want it?"

Demon King: "Hurry up, I'm going to pick someone up."

Someone: "Chase me? Find K"

K: "Who's looking for me?"

Who: "aaaaaa!" Don't mention my name, and then mention me too!"

Him: "Don't K me"

Me: "Who wants me?"

Who: "Finally let me find one, kill it............

One: "Don't catch me"

Me: "I've had enough, whoever mentions my name again will never let you go!"

Who: "Look at my eighteen palms of dragon descending!"

Me: "Look at my Nine Yin White Bone Claws!"

Eighteen Palms of the Descending Dragon: "What do I have to look at?"

Nine Yin White Bone Claw: "What do I have to look at?"

Something pretty: "Brother, I've finally found you!"

What's so good-looking: "Brother, let's go out and talk."

Demon King: "... This is a confession meeting..."

From then on, the Demon King really got schizophrenia...

Now Meng Qiu said: No one, come to save me! If you don't come to my brother again, you will be chopped, cut into dumpling filling, thin and even! Yinggou is coming, Houqing is coming! Help me! It's useless for me to shout my throat now.

On the left side of the fire, Meng Qiu stood with a sword, his face was light and confident, and the eighteen elders of the White Lotus Sect were staring at him with murderous anger on his face, holding a weapon in his hand, as long as the White Lotus Sect leader gave an order, he would rush up and break Meng Qiu's body into pieces.

Meng Qiu found that he had been planning for a long time, and he had made a very fatal mistake after staying in this world for a long time: he was too self-righteous and underestimated the ancients. In fact, on the contrary, the ancients were not fools full of feudal superstition, well-developed limbs and simple minds, but a group of great gods who were good at using nature and doing big things in every small thing. For example, now opposite him, the White Lotus Sect members who want to dismantle themselves are eyeing each other!

According to Meng Qiu's estimate, there is no DPS global positioning, no helicopter, no global satellite in the barren mountains and mountains, and it is very difficult for dozens of people in the White Lotus Sect to find themselves. In particular, he took great pains to choose the hiding spots, and he didn't even leave a mark, and the traces along the way were cleaned. On the contrary, there are thousands of elite soldiers under the command of Yinggou and Hou Qing, who are numerous and powerful, and they should find themselves quickly, at least faster than the White Lotus Sect members who have few people, no culture, and no IQ.

Then Meng Qiu was tragic, just when he was in a daze thinking about how to snap the leader of the White Lotus Sect, make him repent and break with the White Lotus Sect, and honestly return to the capital with him, the members of the White Lotus Sect arrived!

The White Lotus Sect members had obviously been secretly observing for a long time, and the timing was timely, and as soon as they made a move, they first rescued the White Lotus Sect Leader, and then surrounded Meng Qiu. Between the ups and downs of a few rabbits, Meng Qiu had time to grab the sword beside him to defend himself, and then his mother found himself surrounded.

"You are the nine-thousand-year-old Meng Qiu? Imperial Court Eagle Dog, kill the loyal people of my White Lotus Sect, today the old man must dig out your heart and liver, and pay tribute to the soul of the dead disciple in the sky. After half a ring, an old man dressed as a farmer slowly stepped forward, holding two short swords, and said with a murderous face.

"Elder Wu be careful! This guy is scheming, he plans to torture and kill my White Lotus Sect members first, and conspires to arrest the sect leader later. You must be careful," said another boy in coarse cloth and straw shoes and whispered to the old man, and five darts were fastened in each of his left and right hands, and in the light of the fire, the darts shone with a faint blue light, which was obviously highly poisonous.

The other sixteen people had already divided three people to take care of the White Lotus Sect Leader at this time, and although the remaining 13 people didn't say much, the murderous aura on their bodies was already extremely strong, and their weapons were raised, and they were about to rush up and break Meng Qiu's body into pieces.

Meng Qiu knew very well that he was no match for this group of White Lotus Sect madmen, these guys were athletic, their toes were slightly buckled inward when they walked, their toes were close together and they were gripping the ground tightly, ready to attack the killer at any time. Looking at these guys again, they look careless, but their whole bodies exude a terrifying murderous aura, their eyes are locked on themselves, and the encirclement that originally looked loose has actually locked all their retreats. Meng Qiu can already be sure that the martial arts he learned with Meng Mastiff and Hou Qing can still parry one or two alone, and he will definitely die if he goes to the eighteen people together.

"Ahem" Meng Qiu decided to delay for some time first, and then talk about it, what if these guys get excited and cut Ben Jiu Qiansui, Ben Jiu Qian's is still a virgin, and he hasn't bullied the good people, and he hasn't insulted the little girl so he can't just die like this.

"Are you telling me to call for help? Everyone, everyone, you are old, weak, sick and disabled, do you wait first, believe it or not, I will find Bumpman to save me, and punch you against the wall..... In the haystack, you can't pick it out? Meng Qiu stumbled and said, the effect backfired, and the White Lotus Sect members who were still watching heard this, and the blue veins on their foreheads burst out one by one.

"Jiji, I originally wanted you to live a few more days, but since you are looking for death by yourself, Dao Ye will fulfill you! Let you be exposed to the wilderness and eaten by wild dogs! A thin old Taoist in a Taoist robe said with a cruel smile, and there was a cold and shining sword in his hand.

"Don't talk nonsense! This little white face is not a good thing, kill it immediately to avenge the sect leader! A beautiful woman in a long robe said in a cold voice, holding two heavy water-splitting tiger head hooks, her eyes staring at Meng Qiu's face, as if she wanted to tear Meng Qiu's face to pieces.

"Sister, you can't be hurt by the little white face yourself, just deny all the little fresh meat! Besides, although my face is pale, compared to this Taoist master; is relatively young, compared with this farmer uncle; He is more handsome, compared to this little brother. You can't be jealous of me, you will ruin my face, I can eat with my face! Before the beautiful woman's voice fell, Meng Qiu's eyes lit up, and he couldn't wait, and he shouted like a good old man who was bullied by a bully.

"Huh?" Hearing this, all the White Lotus Sect members were stunned, and then their faces were full of thought, and they frowned and meditated hard one by one. The old Taoist raised his head in the middle of the ring, and pointed at Meng Qiu with a halberd and scolded.

"Master Dao, I was a Yushu Linfeng and a talent, and my neighbor Ah Hua saw me ...... What do you see? The old Taoist priest's face was so red that he could see clearly in the dark night, and the black was red, because he found that all his companions were looking at him with gossip expressions, and his thoughts were self-evident.

"I'm going to kill you! Boy, even if you scream at your throat, no one will come to save you! Annoyed and angry, the old Taoist priest roared angrily and was about to rush up to kill Meng Qiu, and the rest of the White Lotus Sect members also put away their thoughts to watch the excitement and were ready to kill people.

"Help! Cut your throat! Cut your throat! Come and save me! Hearing this, Meng Qiu's eyes lit up, and he opened his mouth wide and shouted for help, while the White Lotus Sect members had the expression of a cat teasing a mouse, however:

"Poof" a feather arrow shot at the center of the old Taoist priest's eyebrows, and the latter had a stagnant expression on his face, and fell straight to the ground and died......