Chapter 31: The Abominable Thief
Shi Lei and Lu Guangting wore suits, leather shoes and ties, and one of them wore a top hat on their heads, dressed as successful people, and walked in the direction of the Japanese military police in the garden with a smile.
Outside the gendarmerie is a yellow wall more than one person high, there are four devils standing guard at the gate, and from time to time there are swaggering devils and traitors nodding their heads in and out, it seems that business here is very good.
A traitor came out of the gate, straddled the big gun box, wore a light-colored top hat on his head, and smiled all over his face, even when he saw the devil standing guard at the door, he also took down his politeness, nodded and bowed with a smirk. This top hat doesn't seem to have been worn much, and when he takes it off for a while, he doesn't feel tired and panicked. Shi Lei stared at this traitor twice, pursed the corners of his mouth, and continued to look at the gate with slanted eyes.
The two of them walked while talking, and when they saw that they were about to walk over, Shi Lei suddenly stopped, reached out and took out a box of cigarettes from his pocket, which was still a Japanese brand, handed one to Lu Guangting, and took one in his mouth. He touched his hand back and forth in his pocket, as if he were touching a match. I groped through several pockets, but my hands were still empty. Looking around, as if he had just noticed that there was a person standing at the door of the gendarmerie, he looked surprised and ran over in a few steps.
The devil of the gendarmerie is still very vigilant, and when he saw an unknown person running this way, he quickly put his rifle horizontally, "Hey, get out quickly!" ”
"Soldier, do you have matches?" Shi Lei, who ran over, suddenly spoke Japanese, which not only surprised a few devil soldiers at the gate of the gendarmerie, but even Lu Guangting, who was standing with him just now, also looked at Shi Lei in surprise.
"Oh, yes, yes." The four guards all put down their guns, and one of them quickly took out a box of matches from his jacket pocket and handed it to Shi Lei, "Are you Japanese?" ”
"Yes," Shi Lei took the match and lit the cigarette, took a comfortable puff, and then returned it to the devil, "I am a Japanese expatriate, and I just came from Beiping." ”
"Where is your hometown?"
"Hokkaido, what about you?"
"I'm from Osaka, and we're all from Osaka." The devils found non-military natives thousands of miles overseas, and they all showed excited looks, "Did you come to China to do business, or what kind of occupation did you do?" ”
"Hehe, I'm a dentist, and I specialize in running a dental clinic. I'm now traveling around to see where my clinic is suitable. ”
"Well, doctor, my teeth have been sore these days, you can help me take a look!" When the devil next to him heard this, he suddenly remembered his hidden illness, and hurriedly opened his mouth and came over.
The dentist pretended to break the devil's mouth and looked at it for a long time, "Well, it's gum allergies, don't eat sweet and spicy things these days, pay attention to drink more water, and it will be fine in two or three days." The dentist suddenly became happy as he spoke, "It's also fate to meet you here, come, please have a cigarette!" As he spoke, he took out a cigarette case and gave one to each devil.
After the devils lit their cigarettes, they were all happy, and the dentist Shi Lei said hello to the devils with a smile, turned around and went back to stand with Lu Guangting, raised his hand and waved to the devils, and the devils also waved to him.
"Asked?" Seeing Shi Lei's smile on his face, Lu Guangting thought that this capable man of the 500 Army would get information out of the devil's mouth in a few words.
"Nope." Shi Lei said no, but his face kept smiling, and his hand was still raised and waved gently, not at all like something had not been done.
"Then you ......" Lu Guangting wanted to say, then you are still so happy? How do you know that he only said two words, and a young man suddenly ran over from the diagonal opposite of them, and when he passed by the two of them, he seemed to be not looking at the direction, and hit Shi Lei hard, knocking half of the cigarette in Shi Lei's hand to the ground!
Both of them were stupid, the man ran out for a decade or two, Shi Lei reached out and touched it in his arms, and immediately shouted in shock: "Thief!" The thief stole my wallet! Catch the thief! When he said this, his face was directed at the four guards at the door of the gendarmerie, and it was clear that the Japanese dentist was asking for help from his own army.
"Damn thief!" Of course, the guards at the gate of the gendarmerie did not care about such trivial matters as catching a thief, but when the thief stole the wallet of a Japanese expatriate, of course, the situation was different. What's more, this dentist just helped one of them see his teeth for free, and gave them a cigarette each, everyone is an acquaintance, so this favor must be helped!
Borrowed a match to Shi Lei and the two devils with periodontitis and turned their rifles horizontally, shouting and running after the thief, and of course the dentist and his partner also chased after him. The remaining two devils are still guarding the gate, after all, the gendarmerie is also inseparable from the guards.
"Stop them! They are thieves! The two devils shouted and chased after them, and the pedestrians on the street dodged in both directions. The devil is arresting people again! The people on the street don't understand what the devil is shouting about, they only know that the devil is arresting people on the street again! People dare not come and stop the devils, but it is even more impossible for them to stop the Chinese running in front.
"China's social atmosphere is really bad, people on the street only know how to hide when they see thieves, and no one comes to stop them!" The devil chasing the thief saw that the pedestrians were dodging, but no one helped, and immediately expressed his dissatisfaction to his partner. "If this were in Japan, the thief would have been caught a long time ago!"
"That's it! Hey? The thief has turned a corner! ”
There was an intersection in front, and the thief turned a corner, and the two devils had the intention not to chase it, and when they looked back, the dentist and his friend had come up from behind. The thief didn't catch it, and the wallet didn't get it back, and if you don't chase it now, you'll not only be sorry for your friends, but you'll also lose the face of the Imperial Japanese Army! The two devils looked at each other and chased! Turn the corner and chase down!
The thief in front turned left and right, and ran in the back streets and alleys, but he couldn't run fast, and he always let the pursuers behind him see, so that the two Taijun couldn't give up if they wanted to! If you run faster and run away, you don't have to chase it! The devil ran and only panted, and he almost hated the thief who could run.
"Taijun, what's wrong?" Turning into a small alley again, two guys wearing top hats suddenly appeared in the alley, which were very similar to the traitors that the devils usually saw, and the two Taijun immediately had a strong sense of comfort.
"The thief, the thief in front, stole the wallet, go and catch him!" The devil gasped and gave orders to the two suspected traitors intermittently.
"A thief? It's easy to do, let's go, Taijun, come with me, I know where the thief is! A traitor said with a smile, took Taijun's arm and left. Another traitor pulled the remaining Taijun, and the four of them ran forward down the alley, and the dentist and his partner chased after him more than ten meters apart.
A door suddenly opened on one side of the alley.