Act 73 Misidentification of Ancestors (Part 2)
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Leader Fan nodded, making way for the two to negotiate.
Guan Kunyu looked at Zhang Laoqi coldly and asked, "You said your cousin's surname is Lu?" No cheating, right? β
Zhang Laoqi said proudly: "How can this kind of thing be fake!?" Parents and ancestors are above, who dares to lie about this!? β
His cousin also took a step forward, pointed at Guan Kunyu's nose and said angrily:
"Lao Tzu Xing doesn't change his name, he doesn't change his surname, Lu Lianjing is! This Luban bird is our family's ancestral craft, passed down from the ancestor Lubana! I've always kept it a secret, but I didn't expect it to be stolen by you little brute somehow! If you steal, you steal, and the most hateful thing is that you are still swaggering and deceiving here, claiming to be authentic! Your shoddy rags are simply insulting Lu Banniao's reputation, if it weren't for Brother Fan's face, you would have been killed a long time ago! β
Saying that, Zhang Laoqi's gang hugged up again, if it wasn't for the people of the Qingjiang Gang to stop them, they would really have to fight.
Guan Kunyu saw that one of Zhang Laoqi's people sneaked into the crowd, and before he could figure out what he wanted to do, he saw the man pick up a stone and shouted, "Kill these thieves!" And then the rocks fell!
At this moment, the spectators also coaxed, and all kinds of messy things smashed in, but fortunately, Guan Kunyu had already discovered the man's movements, and his figure flashed and hid under the shed, but the others suffered!
Uncle Xu couldn't dodge, and was hit by a few stones in an instant, and immediately covered his head and fell down, fortunately, the stones were not big but smashed a bag, and even the blood did not flow, so the problem was not big. Even the leader of Fan was also hit with a rotten vegetable leaf hanging on his head.
"Stop it all (beep) (beep)!"
Leader Fan's yelling really stabilized the situation, and no one threw anything anymore, but as soon as he threw Zhang Laoqi and the others, their noses were almost raised to the sky, and their arrogance became even more arrogant.
To tell the truth, Zhang Laoqi's gang of fierce and evil people is actually quite terrifying, even the few military households behind Guan Kunyu who have seen blood are a little stunned, if it is put in the previous life, this kind of hey gang is enough to scare Guan Kunyu into paralysis.
But in this life, Guan Kunyu is not cowardly at all, only to the height of Zhang Laoqi's chest, he dares to stand up to these ruthless people - he has been beaten by stupid mothers in his life! Don't look at the stupid mother when she beats people, she is quite measured, but the terrifying momentum when she is angry is undiminished, and it is not much worse than the tiger and leopard.
Guan Kunyu, who has been baptized by a stupid mother, may still be nervous if it is put into the battle between the two armies, but at the moment, this kind of virtual scene that cannot be fought at all, there is no problem at all.
Leader Fan wiped off the rotten vegetable leaves on his head and said to Guan Kunyu:
"Little Brother Guan, I can testify that his real surname is Lu."
"Good! Good! Good! Guan Kunyu clapped his hands and shouted three times in a row, pointing to Lu Lianjingdao, "You said that your surname is Lu, Lu Ban is your ancestor, and your family is the lineage of Lu Ban's lineage, so it is authentic, and Lu Banniao's craftsmanship is the secret craftsmanship of the ancestor Lu Ban, am I right?" β
Zhang Laoqi and Lu Lianjing nodded in unison.
"Yes, exactly! If you kid know each other, hurry up and admit your mistake! Uncle, if I give Brother Fan face, I won't break your dog's legs! β
Zhang Laoqi was proud, and when he was about to collect the cashier, Guan Kunyu laughed unscrupulously, without hiding the contempt in the laughter, and the laughter was completely endless! I was almost laughing for two minutes.
The spectators looked at Guan Kunyu strangely, not understanding what was going on.
"This steals death and laughs!?"
"Isn't he crazy scared?"
Lu Lianjing was aroused by this laughter, and said angrily:
"What are you kid laughing at!?"
Guan Kunyu smiled at this time, gasped, and said:
"Of course I want to laugh, I went out today to sell things, but I didn't expect to meet a fanatic who climbed his ancestors, and watched the excitement, these two people have good acting skills, and they are blinded by nonsense. It's rare to watch such a good play, shouldn't I laugh!? β
"You!"
"What are you!? Look at your figure, listen to your accent, it's from the northwest Shaanxi area, right? β
Lu Lianjing continued to hold his head proudly: "So what!?" β
Guan Kunyu sneered: "The text is clear, in the early years of Yongle, Chengzu gave the Mongolian Lu lost and added the Han surname Lu, and Zhuang Langwei commanded Tongzhi, which was the ancestor of the Lu clan in Shaanxi. Do you understand!? If you don't understand, go back and look through your family tree!
Your ancestors didn't say their surname Lu before they became ancestors, not even Han people! He actually falsely claimed that he was a descendant of Lu Ban's relatives, and your Lu Ban was a Mongolian!? Blood relations!? Kiss your grandma! Authentic!? Authentic your grandma!
Also, is the name of Luban really called Luban!?
Lu Ban is surnamed Ji, the name of the public loser, the name of the class, and the person is called the public loser! Just because it is a Lu countryman, it is called Luban! When he was alive, the surname Lu didn't have it at all! In later generations, after Chu destroyed Lu, the Lu royal family took the country as the surname, and then they had the surname Lu! Lu Ban's surname is Lu!? Aren't you!?
Finally, if Lu Ban is really your ancestor, why don't you call Lu Ban by his name!? If you are really a descendant of Luban, this is to deceive the teacher and destroy the ancestors, and despise the ancestors! And if you are not a descendant of Luban, hehe...... It's best to explain it to Brother Fan. β
Why did Guan Kunyu respond slowly just now, and laughed for so long, just because he was deliberately delaying time! Fortunately, I rummaged through the library attic of the sea of consciousness to find the tome "The Origin of the Surname"!
Fortunately, he really let him flip it!
Guan Kunyu's scolding really stunned all the people around him, only to feel that his head was empty, and it was difficult to accept such a violent turn for a while.
After a while, a well-informed person among the spectators spoke:
"The surname Lu over there in Shaanxi...... It is indeed naturalized by the Mongols, and it is by no means a lineage of the Lu clan in the Central Plains, which is clearly stated in this book, and cannot be wrong. β
"This ...... What this little boy said is really reasonable, Lu Ban is indeed surnamed Ji, Gong Yi, if this surname Lu claims to be Lu Ban's descendant, he is really bluffing! β
"yes...... It turns out that these people are liars! β
"Damn! These liars turned black and white upside down, and they almost wronged good people! β
"Beat them up!"
"Yes, beat them!"
Under the excitement of the crowd, the spectators didn't just throw things this time, they really raised their fists and were about to go up!
But just before the crowd was about to overwhelm Zhang Laoqi and them, Zhang Laoqi's gang actually showed their knives one after another!
"I don't think anyone wants to live anymore!? Whoever dares to take a step forward, I will let whoever goes back sideways! β