Chapter Seventy-Two: The Iron Abacus
Meng Majesty said disapprerovingly: "Can you calm down one by one?" I didn't tease your daughter-in-law, but I saw that I was thrilling you. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info people don't say anything, can you stop one by one? ”
After finishing speaking, he directly ignored everyone's gaze, and said with a flattering face: "Qian'er, okay, give me a happy word?" Such a mother-in-law and mother are not gentlemen! ”
Shi Qian said helplessly: "Brother, can we not be like this." Oh, feelings say, it's not their daughter-in-law who you're molesting, it's my daughter-in-law. Now I've been caught and asked if I'm happy. I'll show you that there's nothing wrong with that, but I'll talk about it first. I spent a lot of effort collecting these things, so don't spread the word. Otherwise, I really don't have anything to eat. ”
As he spoke, Shi Qian took out a small notebook from his arms under the surprised eyes of a group of people, and handed it to Meng Majesty with a reluctant face.
Everyone was shocked at this time, they really couldn't understand that Shi Qian had only known them for a day, and since he would do this.
Moreover, the most important thing is that this guy Meng Majesty is too thick-skinned! What's the difference between this and Ming robbery?
However, seeing Shi Qian's expression, they could only sigh secretly, and there was no reluctance on this guy's face, one was willing to fight and the other was willing to suffer!
Meng Majesty was also surprised, but he didn't choose to refuse with a conscience, but took the booklet with both hands as if he had received a holy decree, and then said shamelessly: "Qian'er, don't worry, I will treat your daughter-in-law well." ”
After speaking, he rolled the booklet directly and stuffed it into his arms. Then he said shamelessly: "You one by one, don't mess with the idea of moving his daughter-in-law!" ”
Hearing this, everyone was defeated by Meng Ma's shamelessness. They thought that this guy would just take a look, but they didn't expect that he would take it for himself!
Even the time has changed, and there is some regret at this time. But he was too embarrassed to come back now.
Fortunately, at this time, they had already arrived at the place, and Meng Majesty was the first to get off the horse, and said excitedly: "Qian'er, hurry, take out your Luoyang shovel and explore." ”
After finishing speaking, Meng Majesty was extremely excited and touched the ground.
Everyone also dismounted, and Shi Qian asked while sorting out his equipment: "Luoyang shovel?" What is it? ”
After hearing this, Meng Qi looked back at Shi Qian, and then scolded in his heart: "Sure enough, I can't believe anything in the novel." ”
Then he said, "Then what do you use to visit the grave?" Aren't you afraid that there are zongzi in it? ”
Shi Qian heard it even more foggy, and asked puzzledly, "Brother, what's wrong with you?" Hungry? I'm hungry and I'll bring dry food, so you pad your stomach first. There are really no zongzi. ”
Meng Ma secretly scolded in his heart: Online novels kill people!
He has been eroded by online novels for so many years, and all kinds of routines have followed the plot of the novel. Nowadays, how do people know what zongzi is?
Meng Xi organized his words for a moment and said again: "How are you going to rob the tomb?" Could there be zombies or something? Zombies you know, right? According to the routine, shouldn't you first dig some soil and see the quality of the car? ”
After hearing this, Shi Qian laughed and said, "Brother, where did you hear about this?" Of course I know about zombies, but it's all a trick. You see you scare them. ”
Meng Qi looked at the few people around him, and they were all full of vigilance at this time, and he was really frightened by the zombies he said.
His Majesty's authority was questioned many times, and he said unhappily: "Okay, don't stumble on me, you just say let's do it next!" ”
After Shi Qian put the equipment in order, he said, "Things are actually very simple. Let's dig up this tomb and take away the valuable things inside. The reason why I want to find a helper is not that I can't do it alone, but that I am too tired to do it alone. Come on, a few big men are buying and selling. This tomb has been going on for too long, I don't know how deep we have to dig it, so let's hurry up. ”
After saying that, they were given a shovel and a pickaxe to each person.
After hearing this, Meng Majesty stopped doing it. He originally heard that Shi Qian was going to bring them to rob the tomb, and he was quite excited, so he agreed without even thinking about it.
In his mind, tomb robbing should be extremely exciting. It's so wonderful in the novel, I haven't experienced it yet. It's a good time to take this opportunity to feel it.
Unexpectedly, in the end, he actually became a coolie. The reversal of this plot is too big, how can he bear this.
"Wait! Time has changed, time has changed, you are taking us for stupid boys! This has no technical content at all, if you need coolies, you can say it earlier, the money I gave you is enough to hire dozens of people. ”
Shi Qian said angrily: "Brother, this is a matter of losing your head, can you find anyone at random?" Besides, according to my estimates, there are a lot of goods at the bottom. If you find someone who is not at ease, what will you do when you see the money? Therefore, the brothers who go into battle are still our own people.
And, although zombies didn't, the ancients weren't stupid. They set up all kinds of strange tricks in their graveyards, and I don't feel at ease if I go down with people I don't know. ”
Meng Qi touched Shi Qian's words, and suddenly said, "Okay, you!" I said why were you so generous just now, the feeling is to buy the lives of our brothers with a broken book. Let me tell you, this order has been completed, and those who see it have a share! ”
Shi Qian didn't know if he had known that Meng Majesty would say this, and immediately said: "Look at what you said, I can still treat my brothers badly?" What we got out this time, we will divide it equally.
In these days, it doesn't matter how much money you have, but talent is the most important thing. You're playing this kind of joke with me, and I know you're here and you're going to help me. You are obviously very righteous, why do you always deliberately pretend to be a mercenary person? It's not good for you. ”
After Shi Qian said this, Wang Lin also looked at Meng Majesty with a serious face, and slowly approached and said, "Shi Qian's words are really right. You've always been duplicitous. Say, do you really like it, that's why you always act like you're deliberately avoiding me? I'm telling you, now is the condition is not allowed, don't forget what you promised me in prison! ”
As soon as Meng Ma heard this, without waiting for Wang Lin to finish speaking, he covered her mouth and said, "I haven't forgotten, I haven't forgotten." Don't talk about this kind of thing. Let the brothers know the joke. ”
Seeing that Meng Majesty was flustered, everyone was interested, and looked at these two people with gossipy faces......
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In fact, there are many such people in reality. It looks like he doesn't care about anything, even if he is sad, he doesn't care about it. Well, as if that's the kind of person I am.