Chapter 176: Alienation
Chapter 176: Alienation
Internship, babyface is planning ahead! Try to be a domineering hR and manage a big harem!
The other eight girls in front of her are all her companions, and in addition to her close relatives and sisters, they are the former personal maids. Among them, Zhu Eighty-one seems to have seen it at Lu Luzeng's house, and he was almost beaten by the old Jinshi. Even if her management methods are negligent, the problems that arise will only be internal contradictions among the people, and will not reach the point of breaking the bones. And once her palace fighting skills have not been mastered, and there is a tenth woman in the mansion of the chief administrator of Huai'an, the "fight" between each other is a contradiction between the enemy and me. No one will give her the opportunity to exercise and correct!
Almost instantly, such a scene appeared in front of Zhu Bayi's eyes. The baby-faced little Lori took off her painting skin, wore a black suit on the boat, brought big eyes, and sneered with a roll of contracts in her hand
"I have a lot to do for my husband!" After blinking his eyes a few times, he looked at the face in the mirror that had not yet darkened, and whispered very strictly, "In a short period of time, I don't have the time to marry another woman." So don't rush to learn these useless things. Since everyone lives in the same room, it is fate. Isn't it nice to be harmonious and beautiful? Why bother to make it look like a battlefield and be filled with gunsmoke all day long? That way, you'll be tired, and I'll be tired. Mess around, and there will be no taste of home! ”
"Ahh Babyface looked up in a daze, his eyes wide open. Immediately, a layer of mist quickly appeared around the pupils. However, she quickly understood the severity of this matter in Zhu Bayi's heart, and quickly lowered her head, and moved her nose back and forth on her husband's back, "People, people don't have it, there is no that, that meaning." It's the first time that people have so many sisters, so I don't know what to do! ”
"Nonsense, what do you want to do a second time?" Zhu Eighty-one's back was wet, and he was so angry that he pulled the baby's face across his knees, and wanted to fight. Suddenly realizing that there were eight other women in the room, he turned his head, glared at him, and pretended to be a fierce god to scold, "Did you hear what I said just now?" When I heard it, I remembered it all. Our old Zhu family is not allowed to calculate each other in the back house. Otherwise, once I get caught, the first time she hits the board, the second time she closes the small black room, and the third time she will be expelled from the door and left to fend for herself! ”
"Yes! Master! The girls were surprised and amused, and saluted in unison, and said yes loudly.
"If you hear it, go down and wait first, and then everyone will have breakfast together." Zhu Eighty-one roared again with a tiger face and repelled the women. Then he lowered his head and pondered what punishment to give to Babyface.
pondered and pondered, but finally couldn't bear to start. sighed softly, put the baby face down, and said with a smile: "Okay, I read that you are a first-time offender this time, and the board will be written down first, and you will be allowed to make meritorious contributions." ”
"The husband is not in shape!" The babyface was as ashamed as a ripe crab, hiding to the side, and screaming coquettishly. After running to a distance that he thought was safe, he turned around again, flashed his long eyelashes and asked, "Why did you hit the board the first time and find a dark room to lock it up the second time?" Is it more terrible to close a dark room than to hit a board? ”
"This is the rule of the army!" Looking at the other party's curious baby-like appearance, Zhu Eighty-one had to explain patiently, "Those brothers in the army have rough skin and thick meat, and hitting a board is equivalent to tickling. But find a black hole and close it inside, and the guy who stabs his head again will have to peel off his skin in three days. So closing the small black house is definitely much more terrible than playing the board! ”
"The rules in the army of whom, the concubine has never heard of it before!"
"Huai'an Army! An original means for the husband here! ”
"Is it the master who taught the husband? He's a great old man, he knows everything! ”
"Yes!" Zhu Bayi was beaten by the baby-faced scattered thinking and didn't have the slightest temper, glanced at her, and nodded helplessly.
"The cannon casting, the water wheel, and those strange things in the city, were they also secretly taught to you by the master?" The doll's curiosity was strong, and she continued to blink her eyes and ask.
"Yes!" Anyway, there is a master who is missing, it must be easier to understand than soul piercing, Zhu Eighty-one simply pushed the boat down the river and admitted it all in one go.
"No wonder Huai'an City has changed so much in just three months." The baby face slapped his palm, full of admiration, "It turns out that the master is a reclusive sage, and his cultivation is the art of helping the living." His old man had long seen that the world was going to be chaotic, so he taught his husband all his skills in advance. And then fake the hands of the husband to benefit the people of the world! ”
"Well, Master, Master may indeed mean that. But, but he didn't say it at the time! Zhu Eighty-one blushed at the master he had made up for his wife, choked on the foam, and coughed in response.
"Then, what else did the master teach the husband?" The baby face was completely immersed in the fantasy he had created, and he didn't notice Zhu Bayi's embarrassment at all. Continue to blink and ask.
"That's a lot!" Zhu Bayi smiled helplessly, shook his head and made up, "Let Weifu think about it, Chinese, mathematics, physics, chemistry, geography, biology, and foreign languages are the six basic subjects!" ”
"Chinese math?" In the baby-faced's eyes, a series of question marks began to emerge outward. "What did the husband say about how to write articles and make calculations?"
"Oh, almost! Math can be a little more complicated than just arithmetic! Zhu Bayi walked over, touched the other party's forehead lovingly, and responded with a smile.
"Then, what about physics, is it the "Theory of Things" written by Yang Deyuan of Eastern Wu? What about chemistry, what is chemistry? ”
"The word physics existed in ancient times?" At this moment, Zhu Eighty-one was a little dumbfounded, his hand stopped in mid-air, and he instinctively asked.
"Of course there is, isn't this what the master called?" The baby-faced little Lori obviously has the potential to be a school bully, thought about it, and recited it in a low voice, "The web of the spider, the nest of the bee, its ingenuity, and the situation is very human." Therefore, the rules of the craftsman are out of the heart, skillfully made in the hand, not sharp and precise, who can be honored, and the instrument is used? "The husband is good at making weapons, doesn't it originate from the lineage of Deyuan's predecessors?"
"Uh-huh, uh-huh!" Zhu Eighty-one almost choked to death from his own saliva, coughing and nodding, "Maybe, but it should be more complicated than that!" ”
God is pitiful, he just looked through Zhu Dapeng's memory, and he didn't find who Yang Quan was. And the baby-faced little Lori is obviously a two-legged bookcase, and her stomach is full of all kinds of classics.
That's the disadvantage of marrying a female doctor, and being a husband can't help but feel pressured. After careful consideration, he hesitated and added, "After all, Mr. Deyuan is an ancient person in the Soochow era, and physics pays attention to exploring the internal operation laws of all things in the universe, and does not pay much attention to the ancients. Therefore, the further you go, the more profound your knowledge becomes. As for chemistry, it is the science of the creation of all things. Things like how gunpowder is made, why it explodes, etc., belong to the category of chemistry! ”
"God, Master, his old man is really a generation of grandmasters!" The color of adoration on the baby's face is getting stronger and stronger, no less than the brain-dead star chasers of later generations. "What about creatures? What is biology? There are also foreign languages, which are good and decent, what do you do when you learn Fanwen? Isn't it a tongueless man? ”
It's still a nationalist five-mao star chaser! Zhu Bayi was amused by her appearance, and explained with a smile, "A living thing is a living thing, including plants, trees, and beasts. As for foreign languages, that's hard to say. Master said that he had been to such a strange place, and you could not know anything, but you could not learn what the people of Fanbang said. Otherwise, no matter how good the knowledge is, no one will admit it. Just if you're a white guy!"
"The husband is fooling the concubine again! How can there be such a ridiculous place in the world? Are you a fool to be the official in charge of academic administration? Babyface immediately sensed that something was wrong, put away his worship, and retorted loudly.
The only truth that my brother said today, no one believed it! Zhu Bayi was so anxious that he just wanted to hit the wall, "What am I lying to you for?" For example, in Goryeo, isn't the whole country learning Mongolian now? ”
"That kind of barbarian small country, of course, whoever is strong will be the one who is strong!" Babyface thought for a moment and pouted disdainfully. "But if it is a big country, it will not learn well if it is in its own country, but it will be the wind to learn the words of foreign countries. I'm afraid it's just a matter of sacrificing the basics, at least, it looks like there is a lack of confidence in my bones! ”
Wife, you really should go to the next generation to be the Minister of Education. It's much stronger than the group whose brains have been caught in the door panel. Zhu Eighty glanced at the baby face and muttered to himself in his heart. was slandering, but saw that the baby-faced eyes suddenly lit up, and asked with great interest: "Husband, husband, can you teach some of these knowledge to the concubine?" The concubine has nothing to do at home, so she has to learn those things that the husband doesn't like. ”
After saying that, he quickly lowered his head, waved his hand and said, "Husband, husband doesn't need to agree, count, I didn't say anything about the concubine." The concubine is greedy, these knowledge, any one can settle down, and it is rightful that the son should be passed on to the daughter-in-law. Don't agree, concubine, concubine knows that she is greedy! ”
"What is greedy or not, if you really want to learn, I will teach you slowly when I have time!" Zhu Eighty-one couldn't smile bitterly when he was said, stood up, patted his chest and agreed.
Finally, there is a way to avoid making little Lori blacken into hR, that is, before she starts blackening, change her direction of specialization, and turn her from a palace fighting expert to a female scientist! Hmph, isn't it just the little bit of knowledge in junior high and high school, in addition to returning it to the teacher, the rest of my brother is enough to fool around for a while. At least the last year or two is fine.
Thinking of this, he swore and added, "The rules of our old Zhu family are different from those of other people's families. Men and women alike, another day there will be time, let's start with mathematics and physics, and then slowly learn chemistry, biology and geography. For the husband to teach you these basics first, and when you learn them, then learn more profound"
"Is there anything deeper? God, how many years has my husband been studying with Master! Babyface was taken aback, his face full of disbelief.
"It's been more than ten years!" For the sake of the peace of his inner house in the future, Zhu Eighty-one continued to talk nonsense with his eyes closed. From the first grade of primary school to the fourth year, a total of sixteen years. No one will believe it when it comes out, so it must be reported less first, so as not to scare little Lori and not dare to jump in. "In the first few years, I studied basic subjects, and then I studied advanced subjects. What advanced mathematics, mechanics of materials, building mechanics, and some miscellaneous metal processes, economic principles and so on. Anyway, if you're interested, you can teach it as a husband. Teach you first, and then it's up to you to teach our children! ”
"Kid?" Babyface was startled at first, and then his face and neck turned red. "Husband, husband used to have this idea. Phew, husband, husband"
Only halfway through what she said, she was so ashamed that she couldn't say any more. He quickly fled a few steps away, then turned his head hesitantly, and asked in a voice that was almost inaudible, "Husband, husband, concubine, concubine, will you get pregnant?" ”
"It's enough to choke in just one night. If you want to have children, we have to keep trying. Hey, don't hide. Where are you hiding, can you hide from the first year of junior high school, can you hide from the old fifteen?!"
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