Chapter 1: The First Call
In a magnificent palace, a young man in red armor walked in holding the hand of a woman in palace clothes. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
With a wave of the young man's hand, the ground of the palace shattered, forming a whirlpool, and a quaint mirror appeared in the center of the whirlpool, in which there was an old man with crane hair and a childish face riding a green ox, and the purple gas behind him was thick, and the young man shook his head slightly, a little dissatisfied.
The scene changed, and a middle-aged Buddha appeared in the mirror, sitting by the stream, and behind him stood an old monk with a yellow face, and the young man shook his head again, still dissatisfied.
The scene changed again, a man full of wildness, carrying a giant axe, slashed forward, the mirror was broken, the young man's face finally showed joy, raised his hand and waved it gently, the mirror recovered, reached out and grabbed it, and the man holding the giant axe disappeared from the picture.
The young man suddenly turned his head, and the picture shattered.
In an old military camp, a young man sat up from the bed suddenly, the young man's name was Sun Yang, and he said to himself: "Since I came to the end of the Han Dynasty, I have been dreaming this constantly, is it related to the summoning system that appeared a few days ago?" ”
Sun Yang rubbed his eyes and said, "If you don't understand, forget it, it's time to cook for Lu Bu's house." ”
A voice shouted outside, "Sun Yang, Wen Hou called you." ”
When Sun Yang came to the big tent of the Chinese army, it was the beginning of the plot of the Yuanmen halberd.
Seeing Lu Bu bending his bow like a full moon, and an arrow flew out of the halberd in the middle of the middle, Lu Bu laughed, threw the bow on the ground, forgot the oily big hand he had just made when he ate the pork leg, grabbed Liu Bei and Ji Ling's hands respectively and said: "This is the will of heaven, you two don't fight anymore." ”
Lu Bu swept his eyes and found Sun Yang, who was first captured for hard labor and built military camps and city walls. Fortunately, Sun Yang made a good dish to save his life and was not thrown into the stinky ditch like others.
"Sun Yang, go, take out my treasured good wine, and taste it with you, this person is the chef of Benhou Xinmi, although he looks vulgar and stupid, but his cooking skills are a must, and he is still stunned What are you doing, don't go quickly." Lu Bu reprimanded Sun Yang.
Although Sun Yang has a fire in his heart, the situation is stronger than people.
There was no way, Sun Yang was holding a jar of wine and filling it for the kneeling people, Liu Bei nodded with a smile, looking gentle and elegant. Lu Bu motioned for Sun Yang to stand aside.
The three of them drank wine and ate meat at the same time. It was really happy, until the sun set, Sun Yang's legs were numb, and his stomach was growling with hunger, these people were too good to kneel. The three of them discussed and finally decided, Liu Bei garrisoned Xiaopei, Ji Ling took Lu Bu's letter and went back to explain to Yuan Shu, Sun Yang peeked at the words written by Lu Bu, the writing was really ugly, Liu Bei and Ji Ling staggered away.
Sun Yang saw that everyone was gone, and was about to follow along, but he heard Lu Bu shouting: "Sun Yang, clean up." Liu Bei and Ji Ling's alcohol was so bad that they vomited on the ground, which was really a waste of wine. ”
Sun Yang slandered, what kind of wine, my brother has already tasted it, even the royal salute can't be compared, the Han Dynasty people drink too badly, I heard that Zhang Fei not only has a bad amount of wine, but also a worse wine. Why didn't I see him today, I didn't even see Second Master Guan.
Thinking about it, he was really a little thirsty, Sun Yang lifted the lid and poured himself a bottle of wine, which was too damn light.
"Oh, you're finished, you dare to secretly drink my father's wine, I'm going to tell my father." An abrupt voice startled Sun Yang, it turned out to be Lu Lingqi's chick.
This Lu Lingqi is only fifteen years old, her figure is first-class, but her hands are a little black, and Sun Yang has been beaten by her a lot in the past few days.
"I personally suspect that you are jealous of me," Sun Yang looked at Lu Xiaoniu very seriously.
"I'm jealous of you, you're sick." Lu Lingqi's head was a little short-circuited and didn't understand what Sun Yang meant.
"You haven't drunk this wine, this taste, the aftertaste is endless." Sun Yang looked intoxicated.
Sure enough, she was big-chested and brainless, Lu Lingqi smiled disdainfully, grabbed the wine jar and took a big sip, then spit it out and coughed for a long time.
looked at Sun Yang, who was gloating. Lu Lingqi suddenly grabbed Sun Yang, it was an over-the-shoulder fall, and directly threw Sun Yang into a. Seeing Sun Yang lying motionless on the ground, he kicked him.
"Don't pretend to be garlic, hey." Lu Lingqi leaned down and pushed Sun Yang, she wouldn't really faint.
"Ah......" Lu Lingqi screamed.
Sun Yang turned over violently and pushed Lu Lingqi to the ground, pressing it indiscriminately.
"Dare to beat me, I have to teach you a good lesson today."
"You ......, get up." Lu Lingqi's voice trembled a little, her face turned red, and she stammered.
Oops, it's in the wrong place, it's a big trouble now, Sun Yang stood up and ran away. Lu Lingqi lay motionless on the ground, screaming halfway, and the guards outside the big tent rushed in, looking at the young master lying on the ground in amazement.
"Look at what, don't clean it up yet." Lu Lingqi stood up and stomped her feet and scolded.
Sun Yang was walking in the barracks when he saw Hou Cheng patrolling the camp with people, ready to bypass him. But Hou Cheng is not happy,
"Yo, isn't this Chef Sun? The big tent was cleaned up. Hou Cheng said, yesterday I asked Sun Yang for wine, but Sun Yang said a lot of nonsense.
"Meet General Hou, General Hou has worked hard to patrol the camp." Sun Yang replied.
"Hmph" Seeing that Sun Yang is still acquainted, Hou Cheng walked away with his head held high.
Huainan City, Yuan Shu's mansion.
"What is Lu Bu, he said that if he doesn't fight, he won't fight, and he took so much grain and grass from me. Gu Yao personally led a large army to capture Xuzhou, captured Lu Bu and Liu Beisheng alive, and stripped them to death. When Yuan Shu heard Ji Ling's return, he was furious and thundered, shattering the coral tree that was usually expensive.
"Lord, once Liu Bei and Lu Bu join forces, even if we win, we won't be able to bargain much, but cheapen Cao Cao, I heard that Lu Bu has a daughter, fifteen years old, and she looks as beautiful as a flower. The son has not yet married, so it is better to send someone to propose marriage to Lu Bu, and divide Lu Liu, Lu Bu is from an average background, and he is greedy for money and profit, so he will definitely agree. Ji Ling replied.
This big old man actually came up with this wonderful idea, Tang Xia Wudu looked at him in surprise, this puppet is not simple, several important ministers of Yuan Shu praised one after another, which made Ji Ling's little smash it very much.
During this time, Sun Yang was worried when he saw Lu Lingqi, but what puzzled Sun Yang was that Lu Lingqi didn't react, and the more she didn't react, the more worrying it was.
Today's wind and sunshine are beautiful, Lu Lingqi went out of the city to hunt, and even begged Lu Bu to borrow Sun Yang for a day.
Lu Lingqi rode a little red horse, which is said to be a red rabbit horse and a western domain horse, and it looks like a red rabbit horse that is one size smaller.
Sun Yang followed from a distance, this little girl didn't want to kill people, should she strike first, such a beautiful little girl, how could Sun Yang be willing to destroy flowers with her hot hands, or just slip away.
Hey, there's a situation!
"Oh, vulture, let go of that girl." Sun Yang shouted, and Sun Yang saw a young man with more than a dozen people surrounding Lu Lingqi from a distance.
After approaching, the young people surrounding Lu Lingqi glanced at Sun Yang. A middle-aged man behind the young man saw Sun Yang's general dress and shouted: "Presumptuous, do you know who you are talking to, this person in front of you is Yuan Yao Yuan Gongzi, the son of Yuan Highway Yuan Envoy Jun of Yangzhou Mu (self-styled)." ”
Seeing Sun Yang running over, Lu Lingqi asked curiously, "Aren't you afraid of me?" If you really meet a bad guy, what can you do when you run over? ”
"I ......" Sun Yang was stunned, and he really couldn't do anything.
"Tease you, fool." Lu Lingqi grinned.
Yuan Yao didn't look at Sun Yang, his eyes stared at Lu Lingqi and said indifferently: "Uncle Xu, those who don't know are not guilty, don't be abrupt about the beauty." ”
"Yuan Gongzi, please respect yourself, even if the marriage you said is true, I haven't agreed yet." Lu Lingqi was swept away by Yao's unscrupulous eyes, and was a little annoyed.
"The order of my parents, the words of the matchmaker, not to mention that my Huainan soldiers are many generals and dominate one side, Ling Zun will definitely not refuse." Yuan Yin's face was a little pale, looking at Lu Lingqi with an obsessive look.
Lu Lingqi snorted disdainfully, waved her whip, and walked away, she wanted to ask her father for clarification.
Yuan Yao looked at Lu Lingqi's back and was fascinated, he was born noble, and he grew up in Huainan, the concubines and maids in the house were all soft and weak, how could he ever see such a woman with such a character, and said: "When I get you back to Huainan, there is a way to clean up your little fierce horse." ”
Suddenly, Yuan Yao saw that Sun Yang was still standing there motionless, and said with some disgust: "Dog, what are you still doing standing stupidly, your master has gone back." ”
Sun Yang smiled maliciously and pointed to the back, Yuan Yao was just about to scold, but he turned around suddenly and was startled, only to see a piece of black pressing, thousands of armor soldiers suddenly appeared, Yuan Yao was dumbfounded.
After arresting Yuan Yao, Sun Yang clapped his hands and said, "Fortunately, there is an independent summoning, but this is too expensive, three thousand people can only change the self-service summoning, it is really painful." ”
On the same day, Yuan Shu's subordinate Han Yin came to Xiapi with a large number of dowries, and when he saw Han Yin with so many gifts, Lu Bu's face was about to smile, and he immediately held a banquet to entertain Han Yin, and Lu Bu's subordinates toasted one after another.
As the sun set, in the back garden of the Lu Mansion, Yan and Diao Chan were persuading Lu Lingqi, who was making a lot of noise, Lu Bu stood aside with a calm face, and the happy thing was like this.
Yan said bitterly: "Good daughter, Yuan Shu has only one son, when Yuan Shu dies, you will be the master mother of the Yuan family in Runan, you must listen to your mother this time." ”
"I won't marry, and I won't marry if I die," Lu Lingqi replied angrily.
"It's the two of you who spoil her, Yuan Highway not only has a lot of soldiers, but also the third prince of the fourth world, and he is noble. It can't be left to her temperament. I think that's it. Lu Bu didn't want to say more, he was still waiting to feed the red rabbit horse.
"Daughter, don't make your father angry again, I'll go see your father, sister, you can help persuade Lingqi." After Yan finished speaking, he left quickly.
Diao Chan took Lu Lingqi's hand and sat down, and said, "You tell Erniang, is there anyone you like?" Erniang is also a person from the past. ”
Lu Lingqi's face immediately turned red, and Diao Chan saw that it was indeed so.
"Erniang, did you and your father fall in love at first sight?"
After listening to this, Diao Chan said with some sadness: "Erniang is a hard-working person, fortunately I met your father." ”
"Erniang, what is your real name?"
"Erniang's real name is Ren Xiu, a native of Hedong County, she is a female official in the palace, after the rebellion of the ten permanent servants, she was exiled to the mansion of Lord Wang Yun and was accepted as a righteous daughter. Stinky girl, it's Erniang who is asking you, and you are asking me about it. Diao Chan glanced at each other charmingly.
"Erniang, I ......" Lu Lingqi was speechless.
"It's Sun Yang."
"Why do you think it's him?"
"I see that he is the one you scolded the most during this time, and his heart was stolen while scolding, isn't it?" Diao Chan teased.
"Erniang, you're too bad. No, I just look at him stupidly, it's funny, he can't even beat me, how can I like him! Lu Lingqi hurriedly shook her head and said.
"I don't care if what you say is true or not, this kind of thing, we women can't help ourselves." Diao Chan hugged Lu Lingqi and sighed, looking into the distance with a somewhat gloomy expression.
Xiapi, a large camp outside the city.
"Damn, it's over 10,000, Lao Tzu's hard days are over. It's my turn to get out of the way. Erupt! Microcosm. No, I'm on the wrong set, come out! Summoning a Thousand Armies! Sun Yang danced happily with a confident face.
"Option 1: In 1853 AD, the Qing Empire's Green Battalion had 10,000 regular troops, and the combat effectiveness was weak."
"Option 2: In 1627 AD, there were 10,000 regular troops in the capital camp of the Ming Empire, and the combat effectiveness was weak."
"Option 3: In 262 BC, Bai Qi of the Great Qin Kingdom commanded a regular army of 10,000 people, and his combat effectiveness was super strong."
"Tease the system, of course I choose the third, choose the first two to come out and deliver food?" Sun Yang was a little speechless, the system was not funny.
Hey, Lu Xiaoniu is here, her eyes are red.
"I don't want to marry, I don't want to marry Yuan Shu's son, what should I do?" Lu Lingqi lowered her head.
"I see, look at me." Sun Yang's brain was hot.
"Hey, what are you doing! Come back soon. Lu Lingqi raised her head and saw Sun Yang running towards the Shuai camp.
Shuaiying, Lu Bu, Han Yin and others were eating and drinking, and suddenly heard a loud shout outside the tent: "Lu Bu, you get out of here!" ”
The tent fell silent in an instant, damn, who is so kind! Han Yin looked up and saw that Lu Bu's face had turned the color of pig liver, the green tendons were protruding, and the wine bottle was pinched and dented.
Zhang Liao saw that it was Sun Yang who rushed in and said, "Sun Yang, you have lost your mind and gone crazy, and you still don't kneel down to apologize." ”
Zhang Liao left the case and bowed his hand to Lu Bu: "Lord, Sun Yang must have drunk too much, please don't remember the villain." ”
Sun Yang pushed Zhang Liao away, pointed at Lu Bu with his finger and said, "It's not me who is crazy, it's him." ”
"Shut up" Zhang Liao was angry.
"In order to form an alliance with Yuan Shu's waste, he sacrificed the happiness of his only daughter's life."
"Shut up" This time it was Han Yin and Lu Bu who burst into drinking at the same time.
"Where are the guards? Drag Sun Yang down and cut me down. Lu Bu was furious, like a lion with a furious hair.
Sun Yang was stunned, and his brain rushed in as soon as his brain was hot.
"Slow" is the voice of Sun Yang and Lu Lingqi.
I saw Sun Yang take off his shoes, take out a stick of incense and a fire fold from his pocket, and bow out after lighting the incense. With his hands upward, he said with reverence on his face: "Lord, Lord of all things." Praise be to Allah, all praise be to Allah, Allah is great! Allah is greater! Show up! Great Qin Iron Army! ”
Sun Yang waved his hand vigorously, and he practiced this action several times. Well, what about my army?
"Hahaha......" burst into laughter in the handsome tent.
"Don't drag this madman out yet, it's a shame." Lu Bu didn't smile at all, he remembered that he heard the conversation between his daughter and Diao Chan yesterday, his daughter actually liked such a thing, he Lu Bu would become the laughing stock of the world, and he wanted to marry his Lu Bu's daughter, whether she was born in a high-ranking family or a peerless general, she was just a homeless person who was arrested for hard labor.
Mother's pretending to be too much, the system is a knockoff, it must be an expired product. Sun Yang, whose face was like ashes, was dragged out, and after half a sound, Lu Lingqi reacted and chased out.
Sun Yang was tied to a wooden stake and looked into the distance, where are my soldiers, where is my regiment. But it was quiet, and I saw the knife and axe hand sharpening the knife Huo Huo, snorting a mouthful of wine on the knife, and stupidly gesturing at Sun Yang's neck.
System I hate you!
System I order you!
System help! I don't pretend anymore.
Just when Sun Yang was about to splatter three feet of blood, the flat ground in the camp collapsed in several places, rolling up thousands of feet of smoke and dust.
Rows of black-clad and black-armored soldiers came out of the ground, armed with spears, threatening all directions.
"How can you say that you have no clothes, and you are ...... with your son?"
"How can you say that you have no clothes, and you are ...... with your son."
Tens of thousands of Great Qin Iron Army was solemn, Sun Yang broke free from the shackles, snatched the big knife from the dumbfounded knife and axe hand, rode a red high-headed horse, waved the long knife, and a deep voice came out: "Old Qin, go to the national disaster together." ”
Tens of thousands of Qin soldiers raised their spears in their hands and shouted: "Old Qin, go to the national disaster together." ”
"Old Qin, go to the national disaster together."
"Long live the king, long live the king, long live the king." All the soldiers knelt in unison.
Sun Yang learned Principal Jiang's gestures and pressed his hands downward. All the soldiers stood up, standing still.
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