Chapter 58 Liu Xiu said the fifth master
The storyteller continued, "That Turkic Pingzhang is also a ruthless person, most of the jar is hot and pees, and the Turkic Pingzhang's face is green, but he pees on his own, and he has to drink it up when he kneels!" Don't look at the green faces of the people, but still swallowed it forcefully, burped, spit out urine, and slapped the wine jar on the table, "Shop! Lao Wang heard someone greet him, and hurriedly came over and said, "What do you command?" The Turkic Pingzhang bar wine jar pushed, "You are a black shop!" How dare you take urine and fill it with good wine! Lose your money! 'Lao Wang has opened the shop for so many years, I don't know how many people I have seen from south to north, this Turkic Tartar knows what his idea is with one mouth, he must have no money to pay the bill, find a reason to eat the overlord meal! But it's okay for you to eat the overlord meal, and the king of others is not bad for you, but if you slander other people's reputation, you can't do it! Immediately pulled down his face, "This brother, although this store is not a century-old store, but it has been open for more than ten years, ask people from ten miles and eight towns, they all say that I have always been a child, if you want to eat the overlord meal, it is not impossible, but if you want to slander my old king's reputation, then you are in the wrong place." Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info' The Turkic Pingzhang was poked in the sore spot by Lao Wang, and the case was immediately struck, "That turtle son bastard wants to eat the overlord meal?" You're clearly a black shop! Black shop! Black shop! It's also a pity that this Pingzhang is also a figure with a head and a face in the Turks, but in order to eat a meal of the overlord, he didn't even want his own face, first dried half a jar of his own stinky urine, and then admitted in public that he was a bastard of the turtle's son, tsk...... Don't be ashamed to this extent, that's also talent! After shouting that Lao Wang is a black shop, he took out the scimitar on his waist, and slashed it on the table with a bang, "Lao Tzu said that you are a black shop, if you are not convinced, ask me if I agree with this scimitar!" ’”
Everyone suddenly felt that this Turkic was so shameless, and they exchanged ears for a while. The storyteller continued: "This Turkic man is so shameless, he blew up the hearts of the heroes and heroes in the store, and a big man who was drinking in the corner immediately took the case, and everyone regarded it as the fifth master of Longyou Zhang!" Zhang Wuye got up and said: "Slow down, slow down, you Turkic Tartar show off your martial arts and show off your might, you can find the wrong place, the old king's legs and feet are not good, don't bully him, you have the ability to rush at me, let's say, do you want to fight in culture or martial arts?" Then the Turk Pingzhang said: 'How is Wendou?' What about martial arts? Zhang Wuye said: "If it is Wendou, then you punch me, and I will punch you again, see who can't stand it first, then you will lose!" If it is a martial fight, then there is no hand, and life and death depend on the destiny of heaven. If you win, you'll be free of money. If you lose, you have to kowtow to Lao Wang and apologize to others. This Turkic Pingzhang saw that although Zhang Wuye was tall, he was not very burly, and he thought that he had a greater chance of winning, but he was afraid that this Zhang Wuye would take the light and spiritual road, and it would be difficult to fight him in martial arts, so he immediately said: "Okay, seeing that you are not very old, I don't take advantage of you, just compare with Wendou!" Some diners had already moved the table away and set up an open space, the two of them caught each other and stood up, Zhang Wuye lifted his robe, and arched his hand and said: "Longyou Zhang Wu, I respect you as a guest, you come first." This Turkic Pingzhang was not polite, and immediately smashed Zhang Wuye's chest with a punch, only to hear a muffled sound of 'bang', Zhang Wuye shook it twice and said: 'Okay, it's my turn next!' After all, he did the same, and a punch also smashed directly into the chest of the Turkic Pingzhang, and there was a 'bang', and the Turk shouted 'Ah Ye! He was knocked flying more than a foot away, and he lay on the ground with a 'snap' and couldn't get up! ”
Everyone listened to Zhang Wuye's might, and they all applauded at sky-high prices, but Zhang Xin felt that he was quite stupid, this guy was born in an entertainment tabloid, why did the facts have all changed...... No, this guy is also a talent.
Hearing this, Zhang Xin suddenly felt a little bloated, this is drinking wine and tea, he already felt a little urgent, listening to the storyteller also came to an end, put down the tea bowl, got up to find Dr. Tea to ask the location of the toilet, turned around to go to the toilet.
After a hearty burst of water, Zhang Xin lifted his pants, and when he was walking out, a middle-aged scribe came over, and he was dressed as the storyteller just now.
When the storyteller saw Zhang Xin, he was stunned at first, and hurriedly greeted: "This is Zhang Wuye in person?" Look up for a long time, look up for a long time! ”
If others say that it is long admirable, this storyteller is here to say that he has been looking up for a long time, Zhang Xin always feels that there is a kind of weirdness that cannot be said...... Is it himself that he has been looking up to for a long time? I didn't know how to reply at the moment, so I held back for a long time and said, "Hmm...... Soon ......"
The storyteller probably hadn't heard such a strange reply, so he was stunned before saying, "This ...... The fifth master is really upright! ”
Zhang Xin smacked his touch and felt that this was not a curse, but after listening to Mr. Storyteller for several days, he still didn't know who his surname was, so he learned the sour appearance of the middle-aged scribe and said, "Dare to ask Mr. Gao's surname?" ”
The storyteller smiled, "Don't you dare." The small Liu Xiu is a native of Xiahe Village. The little one has been weak since he was a child, and he didn't have the strength to be a soldier, but fortunately, he was still clever and well-informed, so he ate here. ”
Zhang Xin heard the name of the storyteller and said curiously: "Liu Xiu? But ......"
Liu Xiu smiled, "Exactly, the little one is fortunate to have the same name as Emperor Guangwu, but it's a pity that the little one is born cheap, and he doesn't have the blessing of Emperor Guangwu." ”
Zhang Xin actually admired Liu Xiu very much, and when he saw Liu Xiu being contemptuous and self-deprecating, he comforted: "This person is born equal, how can he talk about being born noble and cheap?" I think Brother Liu is a capable person, I just finished fighting with others on the front foot, and you even came out to comment on the back foot...... Brother Liu is really very human! ”
Liu Xiu laughed, "Don't blame the fifth master, it's not that the small ones have to distort the facts, it's really good for everyone to drink tea and listen to books, don't make up the story with twists and turns, how can the small ones have food?" The fifth master has left in advance, people have three urgencies, and the small one is unaccompanied......"
Zhang Xin was not interested in waiting for Liu Xiu to go to the toilet, so he shook his head and walked back to the tea shop. As soon as I came back, I saw Zhang Xi stepping on a stool with one foot, holding a tea bowl in his hand where he was foaming and flying, and when he walked in, he heard that Zhang Xin was blown in the sky, and there was no match in the ground...... Zhang Xin touched his bearded big black face, and felt that his big black face couldn't mix with the jade-faced Xiaolangjun...... It's really outrageous the more I talk about it, I feel blushing when I listen to it, is my mother's Zhang Xi talking about me?
Zhang Xi was boasting, when he saw Zhang Xin coming back, his eyes lit up, and he hurriedly pulled him over, "Everyone, this is Zhang Xin Zhang Unmoving, Zhang Wuye of the Longyou Zhang family!" Everyone had already heard it like thunder, and they were immediately busy arching their hands and saying: "Long admiration and long admiration ......" and a middle-aged man shouted: "Dr. Tea, give the fifth master a plate of peanuts and a plate of broad beans, all of which will be counted in my account!" ”
Zhang Xin was surrounded by the stars and the moon, and was immediately flattered, and hurriedly said: "Don't dare...... Don't dare ......"