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The commander of the 16th Division of the Japanese Army, Nakajima Imasago bowed his head, sweating on his forehead, and kept muttering: I'm a bastard. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 From time to time, out of the corner of his eye, he glanced at the person sitting behind the desk in front of him.

The person opposite was Matsui Ishone, the commander of the Japanese Central China Dispatch Army, about sixty years old, short in stature, with thin cheeks and expressionless cheeks, counting with his fingers as Nakajima chattered.

Nakajima paused, his Adam's apple shaking, and his throat and eyes were thirsty.

"Seven more times!" Matsui Ishine said coldly.

"I'm a jerk, I'm a jerk, I'm a jerk, I'm a jerk, I'm a jerk, I'm a jerk, I'm a jerk. Report to the commander, the commander of the 16th Division of the Imperial Japanese Army, Nakajima Imago was ordered to scold: I am a bastard, it has reached a hundred times. Nakajima said, with a long sigh of relief. He began to curse inwardly: Tyrannosaurus is a bastard, a super big bastard. Nakajima's resentment towards the Tyrannosaurus rex is now at its extreme. Originally thought that Kato had killed the Tyrannosaurus and that the city of Nanjing had been quiet for two nights, he went to Shanghai yesterday afternoon to report the battle situation to Matsui, and said that the Tyrannosaurus was a special force of 200 people and exterminated. Matsui was delighted and hosted a banquet for Nakajima, intending to celebrate all night. However, after drinking the celebration wine until midnight, Nanjing called to report that a large number of Japanese soldiers had been poisoned and killed one after another, and the arsenal had exploded. Matsui immediately reprimanded Nakajima, reprimanding from dawn to morning. First great joy and then great sorrow, which made Nakajima embarrassed and hated the tyrannosaurus rex extremely.

"Well, good, overdone." Matsui stood up as he spoke, suddenly slammed the sandalwood table with his palm, and roared angrily: "Why can't you complete the task of guarding Nanjing City given to you by this commander?" ”

"The subordinates are guilty, please punish the commander!" Nakajima looked ashamed, bowed his head, and his head quickly touched the desk.

Matsui looked at his right-hand man with some regret, and said sadly: "Nakajima-kun, if I ask you to bow once for each of the soldiers who died at the hands of the tyrannosaurus, how many times will you bow?" ”

"Close to two thousand." Nakajima also said bitterly, his voice a little choked.

Matsui was shocked, he couldn't believe Nakajima's words, roared, and scolded: "The great victory of Pingxingguan boasted by China only wiped out more than 1,000 of our imperial army, and you lost more than two Pingxingguan victories in just a few days after occupying Nanjing, don't you feel guilty of conscience?" How can you be worthy of His Majesty the Emperor? Matsui's voice was excited, and his fist slammed into the sandalwood table.

"I will commit suicide by seppuku to comfort the dead soldiers!" Nakajima said angrily.

Matsui waved his hand, smiled wryly, removed his chair, and paced in circles around the office. This is Matsui Shigen's office in Shanghai, which is small in size and has a very Chinese charm. Equipped with rosewood tables and chairs, a telephone and the four treasures of the study room are placed on the desk, and a purple clay pot from Yixing, Jiangsu Province is placed on the coffee table, which looks antique. A military map hangs on one side of the window, and on the other hangs the Chinese character: 武運長長. Matsui is a well-known Chinese expert in Japan and loves Chinese culture.

Matsui walked to the window and stopped, opened the curtains, pushed the window open, the sun was dim, and a clammy and cold air rushed in. There was a traffic on the street, and there was the sound of horns from time to time. Some Chinese people hurried by.

"Nakajima-kun, why is there no Tyrannosaurus in Shanghai?" Matsui asked.

Nakajima looked up, twisted his neck, and looked at the pedestrians on the street outside the window, and hesitated, not knowing how to answer.

"I'll tell you." Matsui said and turned around and stared at Nakajima, "Chinese have always been an excellent race, our ancestors are Chinese, and you despise Chinese is contempt for yourself." China has the Han and Tang dynasties. The Ming Dynasty also had a strong military. In the last years of the Ming Dynasty, natural disasters were rampant, allowing the Manchus to pick up a big bargain. This backward and ignorant nation ruled China and stifled China's progress, so China became very backward. It was only after the Meiji Restoration that Japan was able to rise to the fore of China with the help of Western culture. However, the Chinese have a strong heritage, on the surface, on the surface docile, in the bones are very arrogant, the mouth is inferior to others, and the heart says that others are inferior. This kind of person has his own bottom line, and if your violation does not exceed the bottom line, he will accept it; Once the bottom line is crossed, the Chinese will change from docile pandas to manic tyrannosaurus, and your aggression will usher in several times the revenge. ”

"Your Excellency, I think Chiang Kai-shek, the supreme commander of China, is a coward, he does not dare to fight a decisive battle with us, and blindly retreats!" Nakajima said seriously.

Hahaha, Matsui laughed loudly, with disdain in his eyes, and said, "You don't understand at all." Chiang Kai-shek studied in Japan in his early years, and he and I were classmates and friends. This man is humble and Christian, but he is very domineering and arrogant in his bones. As a young man, he led death squads to attack the yamen of the Qing Dynasty's governor of Hangzhou, and later eliminated many warlords and opponents, established a personal dictatorship, and suppressed and slaughtered many people. Since the beginning of the war, Chiang Kai-shek's China has put up fierce resistance, and its losses have exceeded our original estimates. He said a passage in Lushan: If the war starts, it will be that there is no distinction between north and south, no distinction between old and young, no matter who it is, everyone has the responsibility of defending the land and resisting the war, and they should all have the determination to sacrifice everything. I think that's the heartfelt words of an old friend. Therefore, I believe that in order to conquer China, it is not possible to rely on force alone. ”

Nakajima nodded thoughtfully.

"Before the attack on Nanjing, I warned in the battle order not to massacre civilians and prisoners, but you just didn't listen. Later, when I fell ill, the headquarters sent Prince Asakanomiya to command the battle in my place, and as a result, a massacre occurred, and it continues to die out to this day. Now, my Government has lost face in the world. Moreover, it is a Tyrannosaurus that provokes a tyrannosaurus, this is God punishing us! After saying that, he sat down on the chair and sank his head.

"Our country is blessed by Amaterasu!" Nakajima said carefully.

"There are more Chinese immortals, there are the Jade Emperor, the Five Mountains Emperor. What else is the Monkey King who is not afraid of heaven and earth, the first god of war Yang Jian. Matsui said angrily, raised his head, and continued: "A few days ago, I specially assigned Ichishu to investigate the attack and warn you not to massacre the Chinese again, but you still don't listen, it's really your own sin!" "Close your eyes.

Nakajima was silent for a while, and then said cautiously: "Your Excellency, Commander, we also have a reason to massacre civilians and prisoners. The Chinese army retreated in a hurry, lacking organization and order, and most of the army was besieged. So they took off their uniforms and disguised themselves as civilians to attack our army. Therefore, we had to slaughter. ”

"Stop emphasizing objective reasons! The Chinese army guarding Nanjing was only a hundred thousand people, but you slaughtered three or four hundred thousand! Matsui said and waved his hand, stood up, walked to the military map, stared at it for a while, and said, "Nakajima-kun, looking at it now, it is too dangerous for you to stay in Nanjing. In addition, the 13th Division's offensive in Anhui was not smooth, and it was entangled by Li Zongren's 31st Army of Gui's Army, which had seriously affected the capture of Xuzhou. ”

Nakajima felt incredible and interjected, "What? Can a ragtag army stop the Imperial Army? ”

Matsui nodded and said solemnly: "Li Zongren is smarter than Chiang Kai-shek, he does not fight a full-scale positional war, but uses positional warfare to cooperate with movement warfare, the terrain of Anhui is also complicated, there are many mountains and rivers, and the 13th Division only advanced fifty miles in more than half a month. I am going to suggest to the base camp that the 11th Division be sent to guard Nanjing, so that you can leave Nanjing with the 16th Division and assist the 13th Division in the attack. In short, the farther away from the Tyrannosaurus rex, the better.

Nakajima nodded excitedly and agreed, "Yes." Then he looked embarrassed and said, "Commander, the 16th Division is currently short of soldiers......

"Don't worry, I'll give you additional troops." Matsui replied.

Nakajima shook his head and thought for a moment, and said, "Your Excellency Commander, do you know that there are soldiers in the 16th Division who have been poisoned by the Tyrannosaurus, especially many officers who have also been poisoned. ”

Matsui's short body jumped up, eyes about to pop out, staring at Nakajima with a gaze that seemed to kill him.

Nakajima plucked up his courage and continued: "Your Excellency, the 16th Division has lost its combat effectiveness and is unable to fight. ”

Looking at Nakajima's pitiful appearance, Matsui couldn't bear to reprimand him again, and said: "In this case, you will return to the North China Front Army, go to Zhenjiang to take a boat, go down the river, and go to Dalian by sea." The poisoned officer returned to the country to recuperate. Externally, the Holocaust affected Japan's reputation. ”

Nakajima thanked him with joy, and then asked, "What if the Tyrannosaurus follows behind our butt and harasses?" ”

Matsui was furious, Huo Ran turned around, pointed at Nakajima's nose and scolded: "What? Did you scare the Tyrannosaurus rex? Are you still worthy of being an Imperial soldier? ”

Nakajima immediately bowed and said, "I'm sorry." I returned to Nanjing to personally deploy to capture the tyrannosaurus and break him into thousands of pieces! ”

"I don't need you. Prince Yoshiko, who was trained in Germany, learned about the Tyrannosaurus rex from his father, Prince Chaoxiang, and decided to come to Nanjing to eliminate the Tyrannosaurus. When you return to Nanjing, you will deal with the aftermath and pay special attention to improving the morale of the army. Matsui said.

"Great. I heard that Yoshiko is famous in the German special forces training base and is not inferior to German male soldiers. I've seen Tyrannosaurus rex lose its head now. Nakajima said happily.

At this time, Staff Officer Ichikyu walked into the office with a telegram and reported: "Report to the commander, a telegram sent back from Germany by Prince Yoshikonai." ”

Matsui took the telegram and read it, became happy, handed it to Nakajima and said, "Yoshiko only analyzed the characteristics of the Tyrannosaurus rex based on some information we sent in the past, and it is worthy of being a top agent trained by the Germans!" ”

Nakajima took it, only to see that the telegram wrote: According to the data, it can be found that the tyrannosaurus has the following characteristics: 1. It belongs to the super special forces, or has the legendary Chinese qigong. Proficient in Japanese. 2. He likes to eat meat, especially beef, and has a huge amount of food, which provides him with super energy. 3. Arrogance, with a ** character, likes to appreciate the frustration of the imperial army during the day after a night attack. 4. Alone, dressed as a Japanese during the day. Based on the above four points, I can conclude that during the day today, Tyrannosaurus rex will also dress up as a Japanese person, and will appear frequently in Japanese restaurants. Nanjing agents are requested to closely monitor such people, but they must not be alarmed, and more than 100 people must be mobilized to encircle and suppress them. I arrived by plane in the afternoon.

"Haha, Tyrannosaurus, I'm sure to eat your flesh and drink your blood soon!" Nakajima happily held up the telegram and shouted, a little hysterical.