Comrade Cao can't laugh, he really can't laugh! Something happens when you laugh, and it's not good. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

The most classic example is that when he defeated Huarong Dao, he laughed at Zhao Yun, Zhang Fei with a smile, Guan Yu with a smile, and now he laughed a lot of Zhou Bing...... When you say you're unlucky, you admit you're unlucky, and you laugh at it...... I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm rude, I don't talk about chickens, I am civilized, Cao Fei is just too angry, in fact, his quality is quite high.

However, if you are angry, you have to find a way, dozens of Shang Dynasty slave soldiers Cao Fei can barely cope with it, but thousands of Zhou soldiers ...... It is estimated that it will take less than two minutes to fall into the sea of people who have been beaten by the group, unable to extricate themselves.

This can't work, I can't resist a mouthful of foam!

Cao Fei immediately shouted from afar: "Don't get me wrong, I'm not a person from the King of Shang. ”

However, to no avail, Zhou Bing continued to move forward...... The King of Shang was a later name, and now who knows what the King of Shang is?

Besides, Cao Fei is in this style, dressed in a strange modern outfit, but in his hand is a Shang Dynasty standard weapon bronze ge, and there is a horse next to him...... And also......

Suddenly, what made Cao Fei very excited was that Zhou Bing, who was still advancing just now, stopped almost instantly.

Cao Fei turned his head and waved his hand, he wanted to beckon Cao Cao to hurry up, not too far, and not completely out of the sight of those Zhou soldiers, as long as he got into the van, he was completely safe.

But before he could speak, all of a sudden, Cao Fei was also stupid.

Because he saw behind him, where Cao Cao had just stood, empty, only a puff of white smoke remaining on the ground, and a bronze arrow that could not be seen at all.

The puppet hero existed for an hour, Cao Cao ...... It's time!

"Holy!" Only then did Cao Fei understand why those Zhou soldiers suddenly stopped, not because of the words he just said, but because he was frightened when he saw Cao Cao, a big living person, suddenly disappear with a cloud of smoke and people.

Such a scene of a great change of life, let alone the Zhou soldiers of these ignorant eras, even modern people who have received a socialist atheist education will probably be scared enough to see such a scene on the street......

it, I can't care so much.

If you don't run now, when will you wait?

Cao Fei was also simply, running away without saying a word, enduring the pain in his crotch to hypnotize himself: "You are not Cao Fei now, you are Liu Xiang......"

Like a rhinoceros in heat, Cao Fei went straight to the van at a speed of 100 meters, okay...... The relatively strong body gave Cao Fei the greatest support, and just when his throat and eyes were spitting fire, and he was almost about to spit his lungs out of his mouth, he finally ran away.

With the last bit of strength, open the door and go inside...... No, the bronze is too long to bring in, throw it outside, then close the door and lock it......

Cao Fei fell to the seat all of a sudden, snorting like a husky in the summer, sticking out his tongue and panting, too tired and too scary, if a group of people chased after him with machetes every day, they would be slashed to death if they ran slowly...... Hehe, those rough guys who play football are at least in the top three of the World Cup.

And at this time, Cao Fei was suddenly stunned.

For he saw in the direction of the deer platform in front of him, and the deer platform was gone, and in its place was the sky-high flames and black smoke.

Lutai, it's on fire!

After being stunned for more than ten seconds, Cao Fei said to himself as if he was a little distracted: "Finally, have you burned yourself?" ”

Although he knew that the king of Shang was such an ending, after all, he was a living person just now, and now he turned into a puff of black smoke, and it was normal for Cao Fei to feel uncomfortable.

"Smoke a cigarette and calm down."

Cao Fei took out the cigarette case from his pocket, as well as the small wooden box in his pocket on the deer platform, but ...... I just didn't find a lighter.

Still looking for a fart, didn't the lighter fall on the deer platform before?

Suddenly, at this time, Cao Fei slapped his thigh violently: "Damn, the king of Shang won't use my lighter to burn himself, right?" ”

Use a lighter to light the rope first, then use the rope to point the clothes on the body, and then use the rope to light the wood...... Nima!

Thinking of this possibility, Cao Fei's whole person was a little bad.

I didn't kill Boren, but Boren died because of me, am I considered to have become an accomplice in helping King Shang commit suicide? No way...... Cao Fei is very, very not calm, this is China, not Europe, euthanasia is not legal in this place, helping others commit suicide, that is not help, but accomplice, such as fake murder!

Of course...... It's hypocritical, this is the Shang Dynasty, even if he stabbed the king of Shang with his own hands, it would be in vain, as long as he wasn't caught, it didn't matter.

It's just that I don't feel very comfortable.

Okay, I can't care about it so much, now that the king of Shang is dead, and the king of Shang is gone, there is no other benefit from staying here except being watched by a group of Zhou soldiers as a monster, so thinking of this, Cao Fei didn't delay, immediately refueled and set off, the speed accelerated, and one hundred and twenty steps flashed with white light, and he returned to the time and space tunnel.

And after the white light flashed, Zhou Bing knelt on the ground......

Person...... Born with a fear of the unknown, modern people are still like this, let alone these Zhou Dynasty soldiers who were in the slave era and had not opened their minds?

A big change in broad daylight just now had already stunned them, thinking it was a miracle, and now this steel monster also disappeared without a trace of white light, this ...... This and this, not ghosts and gods, what else can it be?

Not only those who were soldiers knelt down, but even among the guards of these Zhou soldiers, a man dressed in brocade and riding a white horse also got off his horse, kneeling on the ground very reverently, his head very low, and muttering in his mouth.

When he finally finished kneeling and got up from the ground, a person next to him hurriedly came to pat the horse: "Congratulations to the king, congratulations to the king, my Great Zhou has just invaded the court, and there are immortals to guide the way, which can be described as a matter of great luck." ”

This king stood up, his long body was straight, his temperament was outstanding, looking at the place where the van finally disappeared just now, he pondered for a moment, and then ordered: "This king inherits his father's business, the teacher of benevolence and righteousness, and crusades against the Tao with the Tao, which is the right principle of heaven and earth, and now there are immortals to guide the way for me, this matter is very good, and it should be recorded to pass on to future generations, pass on my king's life, and make the Taishi record today's events, spread it in the world, the king of Shang has no way, and I will fight it with the immortals!" ”

"Yes!" The man who was next to him immediately went down to give the message.

That's it, it is the story of the immortals helping the Martial King to fight the war, and after generations of processing, sorting, improving, and adding, it finally evolved into a story of "Fengshen Bang......