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The immortals are in the sky, and they practice a set of magic skills called radio gymnastics, and after practicing, ordinary people can also compete with the gods. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

This kind of statement unconsciously spread throughout the entire Taiji Palace, and even the eldest grandson empress, who lived in the harem, heard about the broadcast gymnastics. Originally, Empress Changsun was worried that after San Lang came back, he would look much thinner than before, and he couldn't even lift the sledgehammer that he had the best hand in the past, but now I heard that he learned magic skills with the immortals, and I was happy for him in my heart.

"Go and ask Saburo to come to me, I haven't seen him in a few days." Empress Changsun sent the maids around her to invite Zhang Xiaoguang, and at the same time asked people to see if Li Shimin could be free, and if so, he would also be invited to come with him.

Zhang Xiaoguang came soon, but Li Shimin, I don't know if he was busy, and he didn't come to Empress Changsun.

After pulling Zhang Xiaoguang, Empress Eldest Sun smiled lovingly, "San Lang, now that you have learned the magic skills of the gods, sister-in-law doesn't have to worry about your body being too weak." ”

Poof, it's still magical, isn't it the eighth set of radio gymnastics? If it weren't for the fact that Ye Xiaojun and Lafang didn't have hot hands and feet and were slow in their movements that day, Zhang Xiaoguang didn't think he could escape the siege of the two.

disdainful in his heart, he said it on his lips: "If my sister-in-law likes it, I'll teach you." ”

Empress Eldest Sun was stunned when she heard this, and looked at Zhang Xiaoguang's face carefully, wanting to take a good look at what he said was true.

Seeing that Zhang Xiaoguang was not joking, he covered his mouth and smiled: "San Lang don't want to talk nonsense, how can that magic skill be learned by my sister-in-law, a woman's Taoist family." ”

The age of the eldest grandson queen is not very big, compared to those aunts who dance square dances, she is simply too young to be younger, how can she not learn to broadcast gymnastics.

The reason why she said this was because she regarded radio gymnastics as a miracle of the immortal family, so she shirked it.

In fact, how can there not be a little bit of indulgence in it?

Zhang Xiaoguang's mind didn't think much about it, and said bluntly: "Where is my sister-in-law, then broadcasting gymnastics is not difficult, if you want to learn, I can teach you at any time, really." ”

"Hahaha, San Lang is really for your good, you should go down." Li Shimin happened to walk in at this time, he was dressed in civilian clothes, and he didn't even bring a guard of honor, so he came alone.

Hearing Zhang Xiaoguang's sincere words, Li Shimin was relieved that he and the eldest grandson finally didn't hurt him in vain.

"Your Majesty." Empress Changsun got up accordingly and said with a smile: "Your Majesty also joked about the concubines, if you say that the magic skill, it is almost the same as handing it over to the soldiers, and the concubines have lived in the palace for a long time, where do you need that magic skill." ”

Li Shimin glanced at her appreciatively, to say that the woman in this palace, the one who knows him best is the eldest grandson, and her words happened to speak to his heart.

"Okay, let's all sit down, where is there so much politeness in the family." Li Shimin took the lead in sitting down, and also asked the eldest grandson and Zhang Xiaoguang to sit down together.

"San Lang, your sister-in-law talked to me a few days ago, saying that you used to be able to dance a sledgehammer to a tiger's strength, but I never thought about returning this time, but I couldn't even lift a sledgehammer." Speaking of this, Li Shimin always felt a faint pain in his heart, thinking about the Li family, which man is not a good player at dancing guns and swords, even if it is Li Jiancheng and Li Yuanji, who are dead.

Li Xuanba is back now, Li Shimin is happy in his heart, he originally thought that he had a good helper, but he never thought that he would have no force.

"Your Majesty, although I can't dance the sledgehammer anymore, I came back alive after all, didn't I?" Zhang Xiaoguang comforted the embarrassed Li Shimin and his wife with a little humility, living is the most important thing, it is better than Li Xuanba, who is really dead. What about being able to dance a sledgehammer? It's gone, and it's a fart.

"Yes, Your Majesty, San Lang is alive now, and the most important thing is that." Empress Eldest Sun gently pressed the corners of her eyes with her fingers, and also enlightened Li Shimin on the side.

"What are you doing, I'm just sighing, I'm not fragile enough to need you to enlighten me, hahahaha." Li Shimin raised his head and laughed and said, "Now that San Lang has the magic of strengthening his body again, it's too late for me to be happy." ”

Zhang Xiaoguang was embarrassed in his heart, why did everyone have a miracle in one mouth, Empress Changsun said this, and even Li Shimin said so.

Zhang Xiaoguang, who was quite helpless, had no choice but to patiently explain: "Your Majesty, it's really not a miracle, it's just a set of broadcast gymnastics, it's right to move your muscles and bones and strengthen your body, but it's really not a useful fist and foot kung fu." ”

When Li Shimin and Empress Changsun heard this, they looked at each other and felt very puzzled, since he was willing to teach people divine skills, why did he keep denying those divine skills?

"Well, I guess you don't believe it either. Well, I'll show you once, and you'll see. Zhang Xiaoguang stood up and prepared to do a set of the eighth set of radio gymnastics for the two of them, so that they would not continue to hearsay and think that this radio gymnastics was some kind of miraculous skill.

A set of actions was completed, and some fine sweat broke out on Zhang Xiaoguang's forehead.

"This ...... That's what radio gymnastics? "Who Li Shimin is, I saw it with my own eyes, and I knew it in my heart. It seems that it was indeed those palace people who made a fuss and misinformed the power of this broadcast gymnastics, but now it seems that Zhang Xiaoguang really did not lie.

Zhang Xiaoguang nodded and said, "Yes, you believe it now, right?" It's really not a miracle. ”

Empress Eldest Sun is also a smart woman, and she was busy saying something on the side, whether she believed it or not, and San Lang's words naturally would not be false.

Li Shimin also said with a smile, and then asked Zhang Xiaoguang if he could promote this broadcast gymnastics in the palace, those generals may not need it, but Wenchen is different. Most of the Wenchen are frail, if they can learn this broadcast gymnastics and be able to strengthen their bodies, wouldn't they be able to better serve Datang?

"What's wrong with this, just find a time and let them learn." Zhang Xiaoguang saw that the two of them finally stopped screaming one by one, and his heart was a lot more relaxed, and he couldn't help but agree.

But he didn't expect that this casual promise would really give him a headache to death, and he wanted to slap himself twice.

After Zhang Xiaoguang left, Li Shimin had a private conversation with Empress Changsun before leaving.

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"Haha, you say they treat radio gymnastics as a miracle? And let you teach the minister and the palace people? When Lafang heard what Zhang Xiaoguang said when he came back, he slapped the table with one hand, and clenched his fist with the other hand to support his body that was about to fall down with laughter.

Instead of laughing, Principal Rabbit fell silent, his eyes narrowed slightly, not knowing what he was thinking.

"Bomb!" Ye Xiaojun took advantage of Lafang's wild laughter, secretly accepted a ghost card, and then threw out two ghost cards, and shouted - win, pay!

It turned out that the three were fighting the landlord, and the gambling money was still cigarettes.

"Lafang, hurry up, two!" Ye Xiaojun didn't have time to listen to jokes at this time, he didn't have much cigarettes left in his hand, if he didn't find a way to win a little back, he would soon have to pick up cigarette butts like Zhang Xiaoguang.

"Ho labor, there are three ghosts in a deck of cards? Billowing! La Fang hurriedly covered the cigarette on his side of the table, this robbery while the fire was always what he was doing, when was Ye Xiaojun's turn.

The two soon got entangled and fought, a "bloody case" caused by two cigarettes.

"Damn, if it weren't for the inexplicable disappearance of the half pack of cigarettes last time, I wouldn't have fought with you as a landlord." Ye Xiaojun stopped panting and rested on his back on the ground.

"Oh, that half a pack of cigarettes......" Principal Rabbit glanced at Zhang Xiaoguang as if he had suddenly returned to his soul, but the words were said to Ye Xiaojun.

As soon as Zhang Xiaoguang saw the appearance of Principal Rabbit, he knew that something bad was going to happen, so he hurriedly rushed over and surrounded his neck, and wanted to cover his mouth with his other hand.

"Hey, it's boring." Lafang put away the scattered cigarettes and looked at the nervous Zhang Xiaoguang with a suspicious expression, and Principal Rabbit, who seemed to have something to say.

"It's not greasy, it's boring, I just remembered that Li Shimin had something for me to bring to Principal Rabbit." Zhang Xiaoguang waved his hand to deny it, and at the same time pulled up the rabbit principal and walked out of the hall.

Principal Rabbit smiled at his nervousness, and very obediently let him pull himself out.

Behind him, Ye Xiaojun and Lafang's very exaggerated wails came, peaty, cute Zhang Xiaoguang, when did he have a leg with Principal Rabbit? ! Hide it from them.

Zhang Xiaoguang didn't know what he was muttering, and he didn't care about the ghosts and ghosts of the two, turned over and closed the door of the main hall, and then said mysteriously: "Principal Rabbit, good brother has to be righteous, you can't betray me." ”

Principal Rabbit's eyes crossed Zhang Xiaoguang, looked towards the side hall, raised his eyebrows, and said loudly: "Am I that kind of person!" ”

"You, why are you so loud!" Zhang Xiaoguang hurriedly turned around to see if anyone else followed, and after confirming that no one was there, he took out two cigarettes and gave one to Principal Rabbit.

Fortunately, in order to keep the four of them from feeling cold, a charcoal fire was also placed on the side of the side hall door, and the two lit cigarettes and were speechless for a while.

"Don't tell Ye Xiaojun."

"Do you agree with Li Shimin teaching people to broadcast gymnastics?"

The two people who spoke at the same time were stunned for a moment when they heard each other's words. Then Zhang Xiaoguang was still confused by the second monk, and Principal Rabbit smiled knowingly and patted him on the shoulder, "If you want to say it, I said it a long time ago." ”

"Huh." Zhang Xiaoguang thought about it, yes, it's been so many days, and Principal Rabbit didn't say that he shouldn't betray him at this time.

The hand that patted the shoulder suddenly changed direction, and slapped Zhang Xiaoguang's head, and Principal Rabbit scolded funny: "Hehe, peat, ask you!" I haven't seen you answer the question a few times. ”

Zhang Xiaoguang was beaten by this beat, and he really settled down, and said Li Shimin's request to promote radio gymnastics.

"I see." Principal Rabbit smoked a cigarette, rubbed his fingers, and raised the corners of his mouth, "Interesting, I'm not afraid of being bored in the future." ”

Huh? Interesting? What do you mean? Isn't our life boring enough?