Act 17 A Generation of Strange Books
It seems that the well-effected training produced a great sense of satisfaction, and then for four or five days in a row, Chen Jiru was smiling and lazy, just perfunctory teaching some new words, and then playing Guan Kunyu to practice calligraphy, and he couldn't wait to pick up a hand-copied book to read carefully, and even after dinner, he had to fight at night, just like Guan Kunyu chased most of the tome back then. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
In the past few days, write a word, read it three times, and then ask you to write it three times, and that's it. If you still can't, go back to practice by yourself, when will you practice and when will you finish.
Once Guan Kunyu deliberately took a word he had taught two days ago to ask for advice, saying that he didn't remember it and wanted to ask for advice again, so as to try Chen Jiru's reaction, but was glared away by Chen Da painter who was chasing a book with a little wine......
As a result, Guan Kunyu, who had just barely established a little confidence in Chen Jiru, decided that he would never have any unrealistic expectations of this guy again.
If it weren't for Guan Kunyu's crossing, with Chen Jiru's method of teaching people, how could ordinary little children keep up with the progress.
In Guan Kunyu's opinion, this Chen Jiru is a typical misguided child, if any child is to be his enlightenment teacher, it will really be eight lifetimes of blood mold!
But the name of the family is loud, and the Guan family can even write down a dozen new words in a day even the stupid and stupid Derpy, and the learning progress is soaring, and the credit is deducted from Chen Jiru without money, and he almost lifts others to the sky!
"Derpy, being able to worship Chen Gongzi as a teacher is a blessing that you have cultivated for several lifetimes, you can teach you more than a dozen words a day when you look at others, and it is rare to change to other teachers to have three or two words a day, and it is really worthy of being a talented man, just know how many miles!"
The elders taught Guan Kunyu so much that he had to listen to it three or four times a day before he could live a life, even more annoying, what made him speechless was that according to the rules of respecting teachers, he had to fetch water for Chen Jiru every day, wash his hair and feet, and dress and change clothes!
Who let them close the family and don't even have an envoy to call their subordinates, so isn't it natural for an apprentice to be a cow or a horse?
In the Ming Dynasty, this was naturally a matter of course!
"This day...... What a self-inflicted sin! When I heard Chen Jiru's name, I wanted to take advantage of it, but it was really (beep) (beep) instead of being (beep)! This is inviting the master, is it simply inviting the ancestors! ”
Guan Kunyu couldn't stop scolding in his heart, but he didn't dare to slow down the movements in his hands.
"Master Chen, your feet are washed, lift them up and the students will wipe them for you."
Lying on the bed in front of the oil lamp, reading hard while tasting Rongde Zhai, Chen Jiru stretched his waist, buckled the book, and then raised his foot for Guan Kunyu to wipe.
"O evil old society! Lao Tzu didn't cross over to wipe the feet of others! Guan Kunyu thought indignantly in his heart, "Lao Tzu wants others to wipe my feet!" There's also a bunch of sister paper! Two pinching shoulders, two beating legs, two foot washing! There are two rows of eye-catching ones standing next to it! ”
Every time I see Chen Jiru who eats and drinks for nothing and has to let him serve in vain, Guan Kunyu is angry, Guan Kunyu attributes all this to his modern soul who pursues freedom, but in fact, he doesn't realize that the fundamental reason why he is so angry is that the life Chen Jiru is living now is a microcosm of the life he longs to live! His emotions are actually not anger, peeling back the surface of anger is actually Chi Guoguo's envy, jealousy and hatred!
He and Chen Jiru are actually the same kind of people in their bones, talented, and dare to work hard to achieve their goals, even if they have that one percent of the inspiration, they will not lack 99 percent of the sweat, but once they settle down, the days of fine clothes and food, and a group of wives and concubines are their favorites.
"Life can't go on like this!"
After wiping Chen Jiru's feet, Guan Kunyu also made a decision, let Chen Jiru play so much and seem to have to teach, he must not be able to learn Mao, purely because he was looking for guilt in exchange for a "diploma" of a talented disciple, it was a loss to his grandmother's house!
At the beginning, Guan Kunyu did consider fighting for fame in the imperial examination in the past, and investigated the relevant information of the military household imperial examination in the library attic, and the result was very frustrating.
The information in modern sources is obscure, and some insist that military households are lowly and absolutely ineligible to participate in the imperial examination. Others, although they did not explicitly state whether military households were eligible to participate in the imperial examination, proposed that only one military household should be allowed to be a student, and there was no restriction on civilian households; A series of discriminatory regulations such as the formal military household of 5 or more are allowed to serve as officials, and the private household of 2 or more can be served as officials. All in all, the future of the military household imperial examination is worrying.
Guan Kunyu, who didn't know what to do with this information, found an opportunity to ask the stupid father and the stupid mother, unfortunately, the two didn't know as much as him!
If there is anyone in the Guan family who knows these things best, then it must be the second uncle, as the only person in the Guan family who reads, he can only be him.
But Guan Kunyu really didn't want to ask him these things. The second uncle is more introverted and quite afraid of inward, and if he asks him something, he will not be known by the second aunt the next day, and if the second aunt knows that he is asking about the imperial examination, then thinking about Guan Kunyu with her toes can also imagine her mocking appearance with her nostrils raised to the sky.
"Just you are a stupid toad and want to eat swan meat to go to the imperial examination!?"
It is not uncommon to be ridiculed by the second aunt for more than half a year for this matter!
As a result, the matter was shelved, and Guan Kunyu also decided that even if there was a discrepancy with the information he saw, the military household would either not be able to take the imperial examination, or they would be discriminated against, and it would be better not to take the imperial examination.
Therefore, Guan Kunyu thinks that as a military household, the only role of reading is to improve his qualifications, for him it is just an excuse to apprentice, what he really wants is to learn painting! Besides, Chen Jiru is actually not good at the imperial examination, he is best at painting, and if he doesn't learn painting, he will learn poetry and books, which is not what the cart before the horse.
"Master." Guan Kunyu raised his head, stared at Chen Jiru and said, "I want to learn to paint!" ”
When it comes to painting, Chen Jiru is interested, he himself likes painting more than Bagu articles, and the reason why he goes to test for what talent is just the trend of the times.
"Hehe, I can't hold the pen firmly and still want to learn to draw? Bad drawing. ”
"But I really want to paint!" Guan Kunyu said with a sincere face.
"You're learning to draw right now." Chen Jiru said with a smile, "The so-called integration of calligraphy and painting, you are also practicing painting when you practice calligraphy now." ”
Guan Kunyu still didn't give up: "Then can't you practice calligraphy and painting together?" It's really boring just to write. ”
This is true, although it is a traditional character, but Guan Kunyu has long been accustomed to it for so many years, at most, it is to write two strokes to familiarize yourself with the feeling, and it is really boring to learn words every day.
Chen Jiru is a staunch literati painter, what does it mean? To put it simply, he believes that paintings should be something that literati use to express their emotions, that the painting should have literati taste, and that the outside of the painting should reveal literati thoughts. In this case, if you want to paint literati paintings, you must first be a literati!
If you don't have a literary fan, you have to learn painting skills if you are so anxious, what is this? This is a proper craftsman to draw the road! How can my dignified disciple Chen Jiru learn to paint such a thing that has lost his identity!? Isn't there a shame in saying it!?
Therefore, Chen Jiru tried to pull Guan Kunyu along, and let Guan Kunyu understand a truth through his own Chunchun teaching-writing first and then painting, this is the right way!
But looking at the little kid in front of him, who was only half as tall as himself, Chen Jiru felt that he might not understand these high-level things when he told him, so he thought of a way.
"Derpy, I know you want to draw, so when will you be able to read a book and write it down as a teacher, how about it?"
"I don't know which book it is?"
Chen Jiru smiled: "Whichever book is in this house, you can choose it yourself." ”
Anyway, "The Three Character Classic" and "Hundred Family Names" are all in another class room, and there are no books below 10,000 words, and Chen Jiru can't believe that Derpy can read them out.
Of course, Guan Kunyu didn't want to let go of this opportunity, so he neatly touched the hand-copied book that Chen Jiru was holding on the bed and read it.
"In the seventy-eighth round, Mrs. Lin fought again; Ruyier stem dew tastes alone.
The words say: phoenix gold clay belt, dragon pattern jade palm comb. Go to the window to laugh and help, love the thrush depth into the time? I have been working for a long time, and I have tried to draw flowers. Wait for a smile to ask the madman, smile and ask if the joy is not diminished?
It is said that Ximen Qing accompanied his uncle to drink and went home at night.............................. The two of them didn't gossip, walked inside, undressed and untied (beep). ”
Guan Kunyu couldn't read it anymore, the protagonist in the book is a big official of Ximen Qing Ximen, and the content is obviously not Water Margin, plus those (beep) (beep) plots between the lines...... Suddenly, I felt that the sky in my abdomen was cracking, and I was full of breath, nine turns, and I rushed left and right...... In the end, a thousand words converged into one sentence:
"Your sister! "Plum in the Golden Vase" !!"