Chapter 14: The Mysterious Back Mountain
Chapter 14 [The Mysterious Back Mountain]
Protecting the village wall? What the hell?
Li Qingshan was a little confused, and while trying hard to break free from Huang Cunzheng, he secretly slandered in his heart. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ο½ο½ο½ο½ο½ο½ γ ο½ο½ο½ο½
Big brother, if you want to save people, you have to find a more reliable excuse, your house is on fire, bandits have entered the village, and the worst is your neighbor's sow has a difficult birth, a group of little children climb on the roof of your house and line up to pee in the chimney, etc., what is the urgent thing to say, what kind of messy wall has opened a gap?
If it weren't for Huang Cunzheng's stubborn tugging on the hem of his clothes, Li Qingshan couldn't wait to rush over at this time and immediately give Yang Daxuan a big bad review!
Pitiful, I'm just a slightly decent shirt, first the sleeve was destroyed by Niu Laosan's poisonous hands, and then the hem of the clothes also suffered this misfortune, and let people not wear it?
The clothes are still something outside the body, and the most pitiful thing is the buttocks. The body doesn't know whose it is.,Although this ass is technically someone else's.,But what is the right to use and that...... The right to pain is his Li Qingshan's ......
It's hard to come to the rescue, but it's so unhelpful, it seems that today's poor ass is doomed.
Li Qingshan was secretly complaining in his heart, but he never expected it...... A miracle happened.
The hand holding the straw sandals and was about to hit the target suddenly stopped in mid-air, his long beard trembled a little, and Huang Cunzheng turned his head violently and looked at Yang Daxuan in a very peculiar posture.
"What? The eldest baby of the Yang family, make it clear. Huang Cunzheng's expression was solemn, and his tone was solemn.
Yang Daxuan made a small trumpet shape with his hands, and shouted at him word by word: "Uncle Huang, it's true, the village wall has opened a big opening!" β
At this time, Huang Cunzheng's ears were finally heard clearly, his face instantly became a little pale, and the hand that had been holding the hem of Li Qingshan's clothes tightly just now was also a little loose.
Li Qingshan was overjoyed, and finally broke free with all his strength, and was about to slip away, but suddenly found that something seemed to be wrong, and suddenly there was no sound around him, and it was suddenly a little quiet.
The villagers who were watching the excitement just now had no smiles on their faces at this time.
The men are better, the women are all discolored, and two mothers-in-law have even dragged their babies back to their respective homes in a panic. The little babies who saw Li Qingshan's buttocks being laughed so hard just now that they almost rolled all over the ground were even more frightened, and they turned around and threw themselves into the adult's lap with a sad face. A little radish head can't find his parents, he has no thighs to hug, he has rubbed his eyes and turned pale with fright, and he looked around with a sad face, and finally found the direction of his yard door, and trotted all the way away.
Li Qingshan looked up at the sky, the sun was still shining, and the sky was clear, what happened to these people, old and young, men and women? A wall has opened a hole, and it hasn't fallen yet!
What's it called...... Protecting the village wall?
This name seems to be a bit famous.
Why do you protect the village?
β¦β¦ Could it be that there is a more terrifying existence in the Yellow Ant Village than me, the strange strange man who abuses wild ducks all day long?
Huang Cunzheng let go of Li Qingshan with his left hand, followed with his right hand, and the straw sandals in his hand suddenly fell to the ground, and his right foot, which had obviously not repaired his toenails for a long time, quickly drilled into the shoe, waved his hand, and said in a deep voice: "Quick, Daxuan, take you Huang Bo quickly...... By the way, what about the horse blacksmith? β
Yang Daxuan slapped his chest with a whirring, "Uncle Huang, please rest assured, Uncle Ma's side has already greeted us on the way when we came, and he is only afraid that he is already on the road at this time." β
"The eldest child of the Yang family, well done!"
After praising loudly, Huang Cunzheng turned his head and shouted viciously at Li Qingshan: "Little baby, the old man will come to pick you up later!" β
"No, Uncle Huang, you give me an explanation......
But Huang Cunzheng directly ignored him, and after throwing down that sentence, he soon ran to the back of the village without looking back under the leadership of Yang Daxuan.
The beaters, the onlookers, and even Yang Daxuan, who came to save peopleβto be exact, didn't mean to save people, but just caught upβall walked away in a very short time, leaving Li Qingshan alone in the wind.
It's really messy, just now in order to avoid the heavy blow of the straw sandals in Huang Cunzheng's hand, he jumped up and down, making his hair a little messy.
If it was someone else, he would at least be able to fight back, but this person in Huang Cun is about sixty years old, with such a big beard, how dare Li Qingshan make any resistance, if he hurts the old man, isn't it a crime?
Life is rare for seventy years, and Du Fu's exclamation after more than a hundred years may not be valid in later generations, but in this year of general material shortage, although sixty is not considered a high life, it is definitely an old man.
Touching his slightly aching buttocks, Li Qingshan looked at the direction where Huang Cun was going, and his heart was a little difficult to balance. Isn't it important that Lao Tzu's ass doesn't have a broken wall? What kind of bird thing is this?
I didn't expect a predicament to be saved because of a broken wall that I had never met, the joy of getting out of trouble, the regret of not explaining it clearly in time, the loss after being ignored, and the doubt that I didn't know what happened, these strange moods were entangled together to form a more peculiar state of mind.
In that direction......
Is it the back mountain?
Yes, it should be the back mountain.
Thinking of the short period of more than three months, Father Yang deliberately warned him many times not to go to the back mountain, coupled with what he saw and heard at this time, the extremely frightened eyes of the villagers, the strange name of the wall, and the opening - Li Qingshan kneaded all these together in his mind, and finally found that all of them seemed to confirm a certain possibility.
Is there anything ...... on the mountain behind this? Monster?
"Children, come on, come on, what's wrong, can't you find a home? Don't cry, don't cry, come to my brother, be good. Li Qingshan waved his hand and called out with a smile.
A little kid with a crying nose, with tears and snot on his face, was scurrying around in a hurry because he couldn't find a home and heard terrible rumors.
After screaming a few times, the little boy stopped crying, wiped away the long snot that was about to drip with his hand, threw it heavily on the ground, stepped on it a few times, stopped and looked at him from a distance, and did not approach, his eyes were full of inexplicable vigilance.
Am I so unrelatable? Failure! It looks like I'm going to have to change my hairstyle another day.
Li Qingshan shook his head helplessly, thought about it, and had no choice but to stride towards him.
ββ¦β¦ What's your name, tell my brother quickly. β
"No!" The little kid refused without even thinking about it.
ββ¦β¦ Why? β
"My mother said, you ...... You're a weirdo brother! β
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"My mother also said that I will give you if you don't eat!" While Li Qingshan was still in the mess, the little kid immediately made up for it.
"......," Li Qingshan almost choked to death by him, staring at the dirty face of the little kid for a long time, "...... After your mother told you so, did you eat? β
"I ate it, but I took a big bite, there was not a single grain left, my mother said, only in this way, I won't give me to you, so I eat every meal clean!"
"......, that's good," Li Qingshan didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "finally there is some positive meaning, I am very relieved, I am very relieved...... In this way, the weird brother asks you something, you have to answer it well, you know? β
"No!" It's another refusal, don't even think about it.
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Sample, I don't believe I can't cure you.
Li Qingshan thought about it, saw that there was no one left and right, squeezed out a fierce expression on his face, and became intimidated: "Then if you don't answer, the weird brother will tell your mother and give you to the weird brother!" β
Seeing that the little kid was really a little scared, Li Qingshan hit the railway while it was hot: "...... Don't think about it, your mother can't protect you, and she's afraid of the weird brother herself! β
Hit the snake and hit seven inches, this trick really worked, the little kid was obviously a little scared, lowered his head and thought for a while, then raised his head and blinked his eyes, and responded in a low voice: "Then if I answer well, you can tell Da Niu and his mother to give Da Niu to you, okay?" Big bull, he bullied me. β
"......," Li Qingshan was messy again, you are really a master of mending knives, "...... Well, deal. Then you tell the weird brother, did your mother tell you that you can't go to the back mountain to play? β
He nodded vigorously, and after thinking about it, he added: "Although my mother didn't let me go, but once, the big cow dragged me up the mountain - don't tell my mother......"
"Huh? Okay, I won't tell her, so you can tell my brother again...... Did you run into something with the bull? β
The little kid nodded vigorously again.
Li Qingshan was a little surprised, "If you encounter something, tell the strange brother." β
"I ran into a wall with the big cow, a long, long wall." The little kid gestured with his hand, "The wall is very high, blocking our way, and the big cow is in a hurry, saying that there is no place in the world where his big cow can't go, and he also says that he wants to climb over the wall." β
"Flip? How to translate? β
The little boy drew it in his hand: "The big bull told me to squat down, and he stepped on my shoulder to stand up, but it was still not tall enough. Then he yelled at me to stand up, but he was very heavy, and I hadn't eaten that day, so I didn't have much strength, so I had to eat that day...... I guess I can't stand up, the big cow is too heavy...... Oh, and then we walked along the wall, and we realized that there was a door in the middle of the wall, but it was locked. Da Niu said, Grandpa Huang must have a key. β
"Who is Grandpa Huang?"
"It's the grandfather who spanked you with his shoes just now."
Li Qingshan nodded suddenly in realization, "It turned out to be him, I should have thought of it...... The mother said why can't you go to the back mountain? β
"Said it!" The little kid nodded vigorously again.
"Why, tell the weirdo brother."
The little kid showed a frightened look on his face, swallowed his saliva, and thought for a long time before saying, "Mother said that there is a very big snake on the mountain, very long and long, and it specializes in eating children. If anyone dares to run around in the mountains, the serpent will come out and eat him whole. β
Li Qingshan was stunned for a moment: "It's not a tiger or something?" β
The little kid's expression was very affirmative, and he blinked his big eyes, "No, it's a big snake...... Big, big snakes. β