Lan Ruxu's eyes swept over everyone one by one, under the expectant gaze of everyone, he gently waved his sleeves, his hands were spread flat on his chest, and he looked like a bag, he cleared his throat and raised his voice: "This river, it has the important significance of human historical development, it has opened up the north-south transportation artery, so that the vast number of people in the north and south have a more 'in-depth understanding', accelerated the genetic fusion of the north and the south, laid the foundation for the birth of more postures, and finally, made it more convenient for southerners and northerners to make villains." Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info”

Everyone stared blankly at Lan Ruxu, not knowing what he was talking about, and looked like they didn't know why.

Lan Ruxu turned his head and saw everyone's demented expressions, he sighed in surprise: "Aren't these benefits enough to show that this canal is good?" ”

Su Zhifu also listened to it, frowned, and asked with some curiosity: "This, the little boy's words are a bit unfathomable, the old man doesn't quite understand, this old man who opens up the north-south traffic artery understands, but what does it have to do with posture?" Can the little boy explain to the old man what this gene and the villain are? ”

Lan Rusu sweated profusely on his forehead, completely forgetting that it was now in the Ming Dynasty, and it was really difficult to explain these words to these ancient people. But this old man is dozens of years old, and he still has a little boy, why does it sound weird?

The more he thought about it, the more disgusting he felt, and he always had the feeling of being eaten by the old cow, and frowned at the moment: "Master Su, can you stop calling me little boy, my name is Lan Ruxu, you can call me by my name in the future." ”

Governor Su was surprised for a moment, and then said: "Little boy, cough cough, the name of Lan Gongzi is indeed very chic." ”

Isn't it just like a woman's name, what do you say chic, but it looks like that. Lan Ruxu gave him an angry look.

"Sure enough, it's a scoundrel, and he even has a name like a woman." Miss Su also chuckled when she heard his name.

Good men don't fight with women, Lan Ruxu doesn't bother to take care of her, the more than ten days on this boat have suffocated him, except for Fang Ziyi who can come to serve him for a while every day, talk to him, and usually don't even have a person who gasps. I finally came out to breathe, and of course I had to speak freely.

Lan Ruxu looked at the prefect of Su's mansion and whispered: "Genes are probably the meaning of variety, creating a villain is giving birth to a child, Master Su, think about it, once this variety is fused, won't there be more patterns, more patterns, isn't the posture more and more exciting?" Now you understand the canal, right? "It's good that it wasn't asked by the two chicks on the other side, otherwise it's really hard to explain to the woman.

When Su Zhifu heard this, he immediately fell in a cold sweat, and even his hands trembled from time to time, and he shivered in his heart, you little bastard is a male thief and a prostitute, you really dare to say anything, the dog can't spit out ivory in his mouth, and he wasted a good pair of skins in vain, if my daughter hears it, I have to kill you alive. He hurriedly moved his gaze to his daughter, and found that there was nothing unusual, so he let out a long sigh of relief.

"Shame on you—"

As soon as Lan Ruxu turned her head, she saw Fang Ziyi looking at her with a flushed face, and endless anger erupted in her eyes.

Day, Lao Tzu said that you can hear such a small voice? Do you have a tailwind? It seems that you must avoid you chick when whispering in the future, Lan Ruxu secretly made up her mind in her heart.

He immediately stretched out his right hand, pointed to his teeth, and said with a smile: "Miss Fang, look at my white teeth, how can you say that I have no teeth, I brush my teeth every day, and my teeth are very healthy, even if I live to be a hundred years old, my teeth will not fall out." ”

In the face of Lan Ruxu's ridicule, Fang Ziyi was angry and funny, as if she had lost her strength, she glanced at him and stopped talking.

Miss Su was puzzled for a moment, and asked Fang Ziyi, "Sister, what did this scoundrel just say?" ”

"He, he said......" Fang Ziyi was stunned for a moment, she didn't know how to open her mouth at all, how to say this kind of thing to a woman, and couldn't help but glared at Lan Ruxu fiercely.

Women are naturally good at gossiping, and this Miss Su is no exception, Lan Ruxu quietly looked at the two wonderful people in front of her, and her heart was dark, he was a king and a bag, and he was ready to watch a good show.

Who knows, just as he was about to find a chair to sit down, he saw Fang Ziyi touch the short gun on his waist, and glared at him fiercely, what a shrewd person Lan Ruyi is, Fang Ziyi's gesture, he immediately understood, this chick is letting himself get Su Xiaoniu.

My God, who will save me, this chick pulls out a gun at every turn to stimulate my pure heart, and now she has learned to threaten me, it seems that there is absolutely no hope for the sexual happiness of the rest of her life, and she must have gone astray. Lan Rusu lamented in her heart.

Under Fang Ziyi's secret threat, he didn't care about sitting down, hurriedly walked up to Miss Su, and said angrily: "What I told Master Su just now was a love story between a man in the north and a woman in the south of the Yangtze River. He turned his head again and said to the prefect of Su: "Isn't it?" Lord Sue? ”

When Su Zhifu heard that he was calling himself, he immediately felt excited, and hurriedly said: "Ah, well, yes, Lan Gongzi did say that." ”

Governor Su listened to his whimsical words, but he was puzzled in his heart, this kid was a canal just now, and he gave birth to a child, why did he get involved in the love story again? I couldn't figure it out, and then he shook his head to himself.

Fang Ziyi was also puzzled, could it be that she had heard it wrong just now?

Lan Ruxu had to sigh secretly, the official really had a bit of eyesight, and quietly stretched out his thumb at the Su Governor's Mansion at the moment, and cast an appreciative look at the Su Governor's Mansion. Seeing him coming, Su Zhifu also smiled, but he was more and more curious about what kind of ecstasy soup this kid had poured in his heart.

"A love story?" Miss Su's beautiful eyes wandered, and she was curious: "What love story?" Tell me about it. ”

It seems that this ancient woman's yearning for love is exactly the same as that of modern women. Lan Ruxu was secretly proud in her heart, fortunately she is from the modern era, otherwise she would have been stupid by you, but it is no good, I can't tell you a story plainly, right?

Lan Ruxu smiled proudly, looked at Miss Su with a smile in her eyes and said lightly: "Miss Su, it's not impossible for me to tell this story, but I owe you the one hundred taels of silver, right-"

"Then it depends on whether you tell it well or not." Miss Su said with a smile: "If it is good, I will naturally exempt you from the one hundred taels of silver, if it is not good-"

"Good, good, sure, I promise it's a story you've never heard." Lan Ruxu heard her sigh of relief, and immediately jumped up with excitement on her face and said.

Tell a story to save a hundred taels, this deal is really cost-effective, Lan Ruxu rubbed his hands, and said happily: "Then I can start talking?" ”

Miss Su rolled her eyes and waved her hand, "Don't be busy, Fluttershy, serve tea first." ”

This chick is really good, tell a story to avoid the money I owe, and she is so hearted, knowing that she will quench my thirst with a pot of tea. Lan Ruxu's good impression of her in her heart has greatly improved.

After a while, the little maid poured a cup of tea for everyone with a teapot, Lan Ruxu picked up the teacup and took a sip, thinking in her heart, what kind of love story should you tell? He suddenly remembered that after he graduated, he was immersed in work every day, and he hadn't told stories for a long time, and he couldn't remember many stories clearly.

"Okay, the tea is also drunk, now you can speak." When Miss Su saw him drinking tea, she immediately spoke.

"Oh, okay, let me tell you a big story about the marriage of the great sage of Journey to the West." Lan Ruxu didn't react for a while, and hurriedly spoke.

Miss Su heard the language in his words and wondered, "Isn't it the story you told my father just now?" ”

Lan Ruxu smiled embarrassedly: "Miss Su, I guarantee that this story is much more exciting than the story just now." ”

Miss Su frowned, then relieved and did not speak.

Everyone was drinking tea, and listening to him tell this classic story in his heart-wrenching tone.

Speaking of which, Lan Ruxu seemed to remember her crush, and her voice became smaller and quieter: "In the end, in the end, the Supreme Treasure followed the master to the West Heaven to learn scriptures, and failed to make a villain with the Zixia Fairy." ”

This touching story made the two women grit their teeth when they heard it, and Miss Su hated it: "That Supreme Treasure is really a scoundrel, a good woman doesn't want it, but she wants to go to the West Heaven to get some scriptures, it's just a bastard." ”

The woman is really a sensual animal, which is completely unreasonable, Lan Rusu was stunned and smiled: "Actually, the Supreme Treasure is not as bad as you said, everyone has their own mission, just like Lord Su, as a parent official, there are always some helpless things, right?" Lord Sue? ”

These words seemed to speak to his heart, and Su Zhifu's expression darkened, showing a wry smile, and nodded.

For love, women are yearning, at this time the eyes of the two women are misty, especially Miss Su, she slapped the table viciously and said: "You are still laughing, you are a scoundrel, a negative man like Supreme Bao, you actually speak for him, you two are really a raccoon dog." ”

Lan Rusu was stunned, a story makes you so poisonous? As for it? At that moment, he sighed and said, "Miss Su, how can you objectively evaluate a person?" Besides, when the Supreme Treasure took on the Tightening Spell in order to shoulder the heavy responsibility, I haven't told you what is in his heart. ”

"Hmph, that scoundrel can't say anything good, I don't listen." Miss Su turned her body away from looking at him.

You chick just pretend, if you don't listen to you, go directly, why are you still standing here, Lan Ruxu shook her head secretly and smiled, she had a deep understanding of this woman's duplicity.

"Tell me, I... I'd like to hear what else the Supreme Treasure has to say. Fang Ziyi squeezed her fists, her eyes were full of tears, and she said with shame and disgust.

Lan Ruxu secretly looked at the two chicks, one looked at herself with a red neck, and the other pricked up her ears and leaned sideways to eavesdrop. Xindao, it's still our family that is bolder, you chick learn a little.

He immediately took a sip of tea, recalled for a while, and then said with a look of remembrance: "The Supreme Treasure said this: There was once a sincere love in front of me, but I didn't cherish it, and I regretted it when I lost it, the most painful thing in the world is nothing more than this, if God can give me a chance to do it again, I will say to that girl, I love you, if I have to add a deadline to this love, I hope it is...... 10,000 years. ”

This classic sensational dialogue made everyone in the audience silently silent in reverie, everyone did not speak, quietly imagining something in their minds, even Lan Ruxu herself was a little stunned.

Lan Ruxu picked up the teacup and drank the tea, he was not in a very good mood at the moment, and sighed: "How is it, two young ladies, what do you say now?" ”

Wow came, and I saw that the maid behind Miss Su Xiaodie wiped her tears with one hand, cried out, and choked up, "Miss, this... Reach... The Supreme Treasure is also so pitiful. ”

Everyone heard the little girl's cry, and then they flickered their minds and returned to reality from fantasy.

Miss Su also immediately wiped away the overflowing tears and said, "It seems that this Supreme Treasure is also... It's not too bad. ”

Fang Ziyi also bit her lip with teary eyes, glanced at Lan Rusu's lamenting look, and seemed to want to say something, but she didn't say anything.

Lan Ruxu slowly stood up, stretched and said, "Miss Su, are you still satisfied with my story?" I don't know my hundred taels of silver—"

Miss Su nodded, waved her hand and said, "The silver is not in a hurry beforehand, but--you don't seem to have told me what a villain is, right?" ”

Lan Rulu froze for a moment, and his heart jumped twice at the moment, my day, do you still remember this little girl? How do you tell me about this, is it possible to say that I will have a child with you? You just teased you twice and threw me with your shoes, if I say it, will I still have a way to live?

Governor Su also stared at Lan Rusu extremely nervously, for fear that he would accidentally say the wrong thing, and the tea in his mouth had not been swallowed for a long time.

Seeing that he didn't speak for a long time, Miss Su looked at him carefully again, and said tentatively: "Isn't there something you're hiding from me?" If you don't want to pay off the hundred taels of silver, you don't have to say anything. ”

"I said, I said-" Lan Ruxu was extremely worried at the moment, her palms and forehead were full of cold sweat, and she hurriedly said: "This villain, uh, oh, villain is like us, you drink tea while listening to my story, this is making a villain." ”

After Lan Ruxu finished speaking, she hurriedly wiped the cold sweat on her head, and stood aside nervously and kept silent.

Miss Su stared at Lan Rusu suspiciously, always feeling that something was wrong with this, but she couldn't think of a reason, so she had to dispel this idea, and immediately said with relief: "It turns out that making a villain is such a simple thing as drinking tea and listening to stories, I thought it was, but I have changed my mind now, if you want to pay off the one hundred taels of silver, if you are free in the future, I will make a villain with you." ”