Chapter 723: Lu Xiangsheng, what a bullshit fart! [Ask for a monthly pass!] 】

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Today's first update is delivered! , North Zhili, Tianjin Wei.

In the northern wilderness of Tianjin Wei, there is a village called Guo Village, which originally had hundreds of residents, which was quite lively, but with the arrival of the Tartars, these residents had already run into Tianjin Wei for refuge. No one dared to come back until the Tartars had completely retreated. As a result, the village has been vacant for at least a few months. Only in the past few days has been a little unexpected, the empty village, a handful of strange people have come and occupied the village.

In the middle of the village, a sturdy carriage was parked. Around the carriage were dozens of fine horses. Next to the steeds, there were twenty or thirty vigilant knights. They all carried scimitars and fire. They have set up guards around the village, carefully watching for any movement around the village.

"Why haven't you come yet?"

Inside the village, Mo Yu walked around anxiously, constantly listening to the movements outside. From time to time, he would tiptoe up and look through the walls of the village to observe the surrounding wilderness expectantly. Unfortunately, the surrounding fields are all empty, and there are no people.

From time to time, Mo Yu's gaze still fell on the top of the carriage. Inside the carriage was Lu Xiangsheng, who he forcibly snatched from Beijing City according to Zhang Zhun's instructions. Galloping along the way, from Beijing City to Tianjin Wei, I did not encounter Tartars for the time being. However, as time went on, Mo Yu began to worry a little. In case they encounter a large stock of tartars, it will still be very troublesome.

"Da Da Da!"

The sound of horses' hooves suddenly came from the south.

"It's coming!"

Mo Yu was overjoyed and hurried to the southern entrance of the village.

Sure enough, "a moment later", fifty or sixty cavalrymen rolled into Guo Village like a gust of wind, and it was the cavalry of the Tiger Ben Army. The head of the "is Zhang Zhun."

"Your Excellency!"

Mo Yu hurriedly stepped forward to salute.

"How's Lu Xiangsheng doing?"

Zhang Zhun turned over and dismounted, and asked casually.

"I've been on hunger strike for three days."

"I poured some half water on him."

Mo Yu hurriedly replied.

"Good!"

Zhang Zhun nodded.

He came to the carriage, stretched out his hand and opened the curtain, and saw a figure sitting upright inside. Because of his haggard appearance, he can't tell what age he is. Anyway, this person's body has always been very strong, "even in the carriage, there is no intention of softening." This person is the famous Lu Xiangsheng.

This former governor of the five provinces, black and thin, only has a very attentive gaze. Both of his eye sockets are deeply sunken into the armor, and I don't know if they were born or acquired. Seeing that the curtain of the car was lifted, Lu Xiangsheng did not move, but raised his eyebrows slightly, and then glanced at Zhang Zhun. He gives people the impression that he is fearless and righteous.

"I'm Zhang Zhun!"

Zhang Zhun said straight to the point.

"You traitor!"

Lu Xiangsheng's body is very weak, but his voice is very loud.

This is what he trained on the battlefield. On the battlefield at that time, there were no telephones, no radios, not even standard gestures, and communication was basically carried out by roaring, and those who were farther away relied on flags. As a commander" the voice is not clear to others. Even if it turned out to be a sissy, after a period of battlefield career, "it will become a loud voice."

"Someone! Lift him out! ”

Zhang Zhun said coldly.

Several entourages stepped forward and dragged Lu Xiangsheng to the open space next to him.

Everyone in the village ran away, some of the furniture was still there, and Mo Yu and them simply set up two tables and chairs here as a place for conversation. Zhang Zhun came this time to have a showdown with Lu Xiangsheng. If you can talk about it, you can talk about it, and if you can't talk about it, it is very likely that you will be stabbed. Mo Yu estimated from his own perspective that Zhang Zhun would not give Lu Xiangsheng a chance to make a comeback.

Zhang Zhun casually pulled over a Taishi chair, sat down casually, and then casually put his feet on the table and shook it comfortably. Obviously, Zhang Zhun's action aroused Lu Xiangsheng's strong contempt.

From his sunken eye sockets, he shot a sharp gaze and locked it firmly on Zhang Zhun's body.

In fact, while Lu Xiangsheng despised Zhang Zhun, he was also a little surprised. The Zhang Zhun in front of him is indeed too young. If he hadn't seen it with his own eyes, Lu Xiangsheng couldn't believe that he was such a young man, and in the past two years, he had made the court and the Tartars into a mess and disgraced.

Zhang Zhun looked at Lu Xiangsheng's expression, then looked at his feet, and said disapprerovingly: "Lord Lu's heart, I'm afraid he looks down on me Zhang Zhun, right?" ”

Lu Xiangsheng said fiercely: "The traitor of the country, everyone will be punished!" ”

Zhang Zhun laughed, shook his head disapprehantly, then restrained his smile and coldly threw a piece of music to him. Lu Xiangsheng didn't look at it, as if he didn't see anything. Brigadier Zhang took the song back, unfolded it and shook it in front of Lu Xiangsheng, and said in a deep voice: "This is written by you." If I'm not mistaken, what is the name of "The First Strategy to Suppress the Kou" "......"

Lu Xiangsheng's expression moved slightly.

Zhang Zhun smiled slightly and said meaningfully: "What? Got an impression? ”

Lu Xiangsheng's expression was blank and did not react in the slightest.

Zhang Zhun slowly spread it out, looking at it with relish.

Lu Xiangsheng finally spoke, and said angrily: "Traitor! It's not something you can watch! ”

Zhang Zhun said with a smile: "Ridiculous! Soshu is in my hands right now, you say I'm not qualified to watch it? You say, "What power do you have to stop me from doing things now?" ”

Lu Xiangsheng's face turned slightly red, and he wanted to say something, but in the end he couldn't help but say nothing. Subconsciously, he clenched his fists, and then slowly opened them again. The only thing that didn't change was his angry eyes. Since he saw Zhang Zhun, his eyes have always been angry, and they have not changed from beginning to end.

Brigadier General Zhang picked it up and read aloud: "The people are thieves, and most of them are hungry and cold; Soldiers and thieves are mostly due to lack of pay...... These two sentences of Master Lu say that we traitors "are warm in our hearts!" Lord Lu understands us so well, "It's really rare! Lu Xiangsheng's cheeks suddenly distorted slightly. Zhang Zhun pulled out these two sentences from the song, and the others were directly slapping him in the face. Lu Xiangsheng reprimanded Zhang Zhun as a traitor in person, "but in the recital to the court, he pleaded for the traitor, what kind of ambivalence is this?" Zhang Zhun seems to have gotten up to make trouble because of lack of salary.

However, in fact, this is true, and Lu Xiangsheng cannot ignore the facts. The government forced the people to rebel, and the people had to rebel, this is the reality. In the process of suppressing thieves all year round, Lu Xiangsheng knows very well that the so-called traitors, in fact, only a very few people can be called traitors, and the others are just farmers who want to eat and live.

Zhang Zhun smiled slightly, and threw out another note, and said with a smile: "Lord Lu, this is your "Jingkou Suimin Rules", you should still remember the content of it?" ”

Lu Xiangsheng didn't react, his face was expressionless.

Zhang Zhun smiled faintly and said slowly: "Since Lord Lu doesn't remember what he wrote, no problem, I'll help Lord Lu remember." Lord Lu, please listen...... It is advisable to delay the levy to prolong the lives of the people, to repair the abolition of the army diligently to lay the people's houses, to help the poor people with the benefits of the mountains, and to reduce the harm of the people, "to prohibit the poor and detain the people's livelihood to ease the people's livelihood, to recruit the art of reclamation to support the people, to compensate for the suffering of the households, to pay for the people's ......hardship, and to return the people to the people in need", Lu Xiangsheng's expression was even more indifferent.

Zhang Zhun's eyes fell on Lu Xiangsheng's body" said meaningfully: "I have a low level of education, I don't know if I have misread Lord Lu's handwriting?" ”

Lu Xiangsheng said angrily: "You traitor! What do you want? Brigadier General Zhang slowly folded up, his eyes slowly became gloomy, and he said coldly: "What do I want?" Since I am a traitor, you are an official of the court, and we are enemies. You say, what do we want? I want to cut nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine swords on your body, and then put honey on your wounds, and then make you stand in the field for three days......"

Mo Yu next to him couldn't help but tremble all over his body. Nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine ...... Honey ......, Wilderness...... Is it strange that Lu Xiangsheng is not covered by ants? The meaning of the adult seems to be to give a little color to Lu Xiangsheng to see!

Lu Xiangsheng straightened his waist, his brows did not wrinkle, and shouted loudly: "Traitor! Come! ”

Zhang Zhun laughed, stood up, and pulled out the claw dagger.

The claw dagger swept by, bringing a rain of blood.

Lu Xiangsheng turned around and threw himself on the ground.

Mo Yu couldn't help but reach out and cover his mouth. He never expected that Zhang Zhun really gave Lu Xiangsheng a knife, and it was given to the vital chest position. Could it be that the adult is really drunk and wants to kill Lu Xiangsheng with a knife?

Blood gushed out from Lu Xiangsheng's chest, staining the ground around him red. Beizhili is perennially dry, the land is very dry, and the blood seeps down and soon disappears. However, Lu Xiangsheng quickly supported it, struggled to get up from the ground, and said tenaciously: "Traitor! One more knife *......"

Zhang Zhun coldly withdrew the dagger, stared at the other party coldly, and said word by word: "No need, I want you to bleed slowly and evil", Lu Xiangsheng didn't care about the injuries on his body, and stood straight in front of Zhang Zhunhao. Blood trickled down his chest, dripping onto the parched earth, and then vanished quickly. As for the clothes on his body, they were naturally completely stained red with blood.

Zhang Zhun glanced at Lu Xiangsheng with squinted eyes, and said indifferently: "Zhang Shenyan is right, you are indeed a pedantic fool!" It's so sad that there is a character like you in the imperial court! Lu Xiangsheng said with a cold and disgusted expression: "Loyal ministers don't care about the two masters!" Zhang Shenyan is to blame for the death of such people! Don't mention this name again, lest it defile my ears!" Zhang Zhun said coldly: "Zhang Shenyan is a person, what are you Lu Xiangsheng?" I think you're a coward! Selfish cowards! A coward who is worse than a man! Lu Xiangsheng suddenly turned red with anger, his beard stood up fiercely, and he said angrily: "It's the first time in Lu's life that someone has been called a coward!" I want to hear about it! ”

Zhang Zhun raised three fingers and said coldly: "You have the ability to save the people of Beizhili, but you didn't come forward. You have the power to destroy more Tartars, but you have chosen to kill yourself. You have the ability to save the Ming Kingdom from sinking, but you foolishly chose to fight with me as a traitor.

I suspect you don't have the courage to fight against the Tartars, so you'll try your best to borrow yourself! You say that you are not a coward "what is *......"

Lu Xiang was so angry that his beard stood up fiercely, and his chest was about to explode. This hateful Zhang Zhun actually accused him of Lu Xiangsheng being a coward! He Lu Xiangsheng bravely killed thieves, and took the lead in every battle, "wielding machetes to kill people, often blood-stained robes and scars!" But he was considered a coward!

Zhang Zhun rolled his eyes disdainfully, and said coldly: "Why, I thought I killed a few rogues" is amazing? He who only knows how to fight in the nest...... He who only knows that he who kills his own people "is not a coward?" Lu Xiangsheng, tell me, how many Tartars did you kill? How many Tartar levels were captured? ”

Lu Xiangsheng said angrily: "The rogue rebel thief, endangering the court and society, I deserve to kill it......."

Zhang Zhun said coldly: "Zhang Shenyan looks down on you. In fact, you are just an executioner of the imperial court. What is the secretary of the military department, what is the general manager of the five provinces, and the garbage that sells dog meat on the head of a sheep. When the court needs you to kill, "you will kill people for the court desperately." When the court doesn't need you, you're immediately abandoned. Lu Xiangsheng, the taste of being abandoned is not pleasant*......"

Lu Xiangsheng frowned, and said angrily: "I don't argue with you!" ”

Zhang Zhun said coldly: "Yue Wang Goujian lies down and tastes his courage, Han Xin can endure the humiliation of his crotch, what can you Lu Xiangsheng do?" What do you have other than a little courage? Fighting, what's the big deal? My ability to fight is much better than yours! Lu Xiangsheng said angrily: "You traitor! Squirting feces all over your mouth! Zhang Zhun snapped, slapped the claw dagger on the table, and said fiercely: "Lu Xiangsheng!" I've put up with you for a long time! Let me tell you, "If it weren't for Gao Hongtu, Zhang Shenyan, and Qiao Yunsheng looking for me together, I would have killed you with one sword!" People like you are "all over the streets!" Don't think that just because you've read a few books, you're going to be great! ”

"The Minister of Civil and Military Affairs of the Manchu Dynasty: "Who are you lepering with, who is better at killing Tartars than me?" You pull out a guy! Say, you say, if you can give an example that is better than me, I'll let you get out of here right away! I'll also carry you home in a sedan chair! ”

Zhang Zhun was really angry.

Damn, don't think you're Lu Xiangsheng, just hang it. If Lao Tzu hadn't been a traverser and respected your personality, he would have treated you as a pedestrian a long time ago. Don't think that Lao Tzu won't dare to kill you, you make Lao Tzu angry, and Lao Tzu will chop you like him! It may be that he drank too much last night, and a little alcohol has not passed yet, and Zhang Zhun feels that he is talking very impulsively.

Lu Xiangsheng blurted out: "Inspector Yuan is a hundred times stronger than you!" ”

Zhang Zhun laughed, extremely arrogant.

Yuan Chonghuan!

Lu Xiangsheng really moved out of Xi Chonghuan!

Zhang Zhun's laughter suddenly stopped, and he said coldly: "Yuan Chonghuan is a hundred times stronger than me? Ha ha! A hundred times stronger! So, why did the imperial court kill him? Ha ha! Aren't you openly accusing Emperor Chongzhen of self-destruction of the Great Wall? Are you Lu Xiangsheng going to overturn the case for Yuan Chonghuan? ”

Lu Xiangsheng was speechless for a moment, and his face was flushed.

When he burst out, he felt like he was wrong. Yuan Chonghuan did kill some Tartars and created some meritorious deeds, but he was even more of a prisoner of the imperial court, who was arrested by order of Emperor Chongzhen and finally executed by Ling Chi. Ling Chi was executed, what a serious crime it must be!

Zhang Zhun smiled, stared at Lu Xiangsheng with shining eyes, and said with a smile: "What? Am I wrong? Then you can explain. ”

Lu Xiangsheng was silent for a moment, and sighed helplessly.

Defending Yuan Chonghuan? Of course not. Yuan Chonghuan is an iron case appointed by Emperor Chongzhen, it is an important minister who was executed by Ling Chi, as long as Emperor Chongzhen is alive, it is impossible to overturn the case for Yuan Chonghuan. However, who else is the Minister of Civil and Military Affairs of the Manchu Dynasty except Yuan Chonghuan who has caused relatively great damage to the Tartars? Lu Xiangsheng really can't give an example.

If you can't give an example, wouldn't it show that the civil and military ministers of the Manchu Dynasty are not as good as the traitor in front of them? No way! When pigs fly! There are so many capable people in the imperial court, how can they not be as powerful as Zhang Zhun? No, absolutely not!

Zhang Zhun said lazily: "Have you thought of it?"

Lu Xiangsheng said stupidly: "I'm too lazy to tell you*......"

Well, this is a scoundrel's answer, in fact, it is tantamount to an admission in disguise, and he really can't give any examples. No matter how angry Lu Xiangsheng is, it is impossible for him to open his mouth and argue with Zhang Zhun indiscriminately. He's not that kind of person.

Zhang Zhun said with a smile: "The civil and military ministers of the Manchu Dynasty, no one in Juji has the ability to kill the Tartars, so I don't know when this Tartar will be eliminated?" When will the world of the Ming Kingdom be peaceful? ”

He pointed to the wound on Lu Xiangsheng's chest, and said with a glittering gaze: "The tartar is like a maggot on the tarsal bone, firmly wrapped around Ming Guo's body, making it bleed continuously, just like Lord Lu at this moment." I don't know what Master Lu thinks, how long can you support it? How long can Ming Guo support it? ”

Lu Xiangsheng gritted his teeth and said: "Traitor! I, Lu Xiangsheng, will never work for the traitor! You want me to take refuge in you, no way! ”

Zhang Zhun said coldly: "Cut!" I thought that you Lu Xiangsheng had a few catties and a few taels, as if I valued you very much! I'm telling you, if it weren't for a few of them saying that you still have some skills, I wouldn't have bothered to pay attention to you. As a result, today, you are just a pedantic minister. Even, you, a direct minister, are not appreciated by Emperor Chongzhen. You kill a few thieves and you think you're something great. Seriously, with such a thief, I can single-handedly pick up a hundred ......", "Poof! Mo Yu heard it next to him, and he couldn't help laughing.

Sensing that something was wrong, he hurried outside, and burst out laughing.

"You!" , Lu Xiangsheng was suddenly stimulated and his face turned red again.