At night, Xiao He prepared a large table full of seafood, busy from beginning to end, and the third sister wanted to help several times, but she was refused.

Seeing this scene, Long Xiaoqi was quite satisfied.

"Brother-in-law, you have to be like this to be a man." Long Xiaoqi put his legs on the table, and said to Xiao He, who was busy with work, while smoking: "Men, you have to do housework, there is no reason to let women do housework, right?" You see, you are farming and cooking here, and my sister is here to take the children to cheer you on. ”

"You kid don't talk about cool things, are you like this at home?" Xiao He said angrily.

"Nonsense, I have a lot of daughters-in-law, I want to do it, but it's not my turn?" Long Xiaoqi said pretendedly: "I actually yearn for a man like you the most, I can do so much for my wife every day, sweet and sweet, this is life, but I ......"

Xiao He was said to want to smoke someone, but the third sister sitting next to him just laughed.

"Eat!" Xiao He's face darkened.

"To whom?" Long Xiaoqi looked at Xiao He, then at the dinner table, and said to the third sister: "Third sister, I want to eat braised chicken nuggets, why didn't my brother-in-law make it?" Aren't there a lot of chickens in the garden? ”

Hearing this, the third sister smiled at Xiao He and said, "Work harder, kill a chicken." ”

"Kill another chicken...... So are you still going to eat tonight? Xiao He was furious, glared at Long Xiaoqi and shouted, "Long Xiaoqi, I tell you not to go too far." I made this table of seafood for four hours, you are not hungry, I am hungry, you still have to kill a chicken? The third sister is used to you, I am not used to you, if you want to eat, you can get it yourself! ”

Honest people also have times when they are forced to be in a hurry, and Xiao He Zhang has been gathering for four hours, making the best seafood.

After the tired half-dead is ready, Long Xiaoqi still wants to eat a chicken?

Is it tolerable or unbearable, Xiao He refuses to do it!

"Hey, look at you, what are you doing? I'm just talking about it, can I really ask you to make one for me? Long Xiaoqi bared his teeth and said, "It's been four hours, hurry up and sit down and eat, are you still angry?" Hehe. ”

It's deliberate, absolutely deliberate.

For his brother-in-law, Xiao He really has no choice, he has to be angry half to death every time.

"Hehe, my sister usually cooks, right?" Long Xiaoqi smiled and threw out this sentence coldly.

"How is that possible?" Xiao He frowned, and said to the third sister: "I feel sorry for the third sister the most, and I never let her cook." A man can not hurt a woman, but a man must love his wife. The third sister has been wronged with me, how can I still let the third sister cook? ”

"Are your crabs boiled?" Long Xiaoqi picked up a crab and glared at it: "What you can do is steamed, you cook it for me, and the crab roe will flow away." ”

Others make crabs, they are all steamed, Xiao He directly put them in water to cook, anyway, a large plate of boiled is rotten.

"This ...... I've lived by the sea since I was a child, and I still don't know how to do it? Xiao He argued: "I was going to make crab soup, but I didn't do it well and missed." ”

"Come on, come on, tell me how to burn the chicken, and what steps do you need?" Long Xiaoqi asked again.

"Plucking, disemboweling......"

"Is it plucking or disemboweling first? You explain the procedure to me. ”

"Hmm...... Pluck the hair first or disembowel it first......" Xiao He thought for a while, and said confidently: "Pluck the hair first, and then disembowel." ”

"Whew! Killing chickens is to disembowel first, you don't even know this? Long Xiaoqi looked disdainful.

Xiao Zhan was stunned for a moment, and looked at the third sister for help, he couldn't figure out whether to pluck or disembowel first.

"Okay, Xiao Qi, don't be difficult for your brother-in-law." The third sister smiled: "He, except for the interests of his brain, he can't do anything else." ”

"Third sister, do you think I'm talking about who cooks? I'm talking about the problem of character, Xiao He is not honest, this product is not honest! Long Xiaoqi stood up, took the third sister's hand and shouted, "Let's go, come back to my parents' house with me, let's not live with dishonest people." Oops, I wondered, how can this be the case as a man? Deception, this is deception! ”

"Xiao Qi, don't make trouble, hehe." The third sister has a good temper, at least in front of Long Xiaoqi, she has a very, very good temper.

"It's not a trouble, Zhao Ying misses you." Long Xiaoqi's eyes were stunned and said to the third sister: "There are so many children in the family, as soon as you open your eyes, you will ask the third aunt when she will come...... No, you have to go back to your mother's house and take our family Long Ran back with you. Who, Snapdragon, Hina Phoenix, let's go! ”

This cargo took the third sister and left, and said to leave.

The third sister didn't refuse, just smiled, and shook her head while following Long Xiaoqi forward.

"Lao Xiao, then I'll go back to my parents' house for a while, and you can watch the affairs of the family." The third sister advised: "The back mountain has to be watered, and the one who drilled the well will come tomorrow......"

Before he finished speaking, Xiao He jumped up anxiously and rushed to the front to stop the person.

"Don't go!"

The former boss of the Chinese think tank was really anxious, and he completely lost his former breezy demeanor.

Because Long Xiaoqi took his wife and children away, how could he sit still?

"When you go back to your parents' house, didn't you sell your wife and children, are you in a hurry?" Long Xiaoqi's eyes widened and said, "Is there a problem for me to pick up my sister and my niece back to their parents' house?" I said, brother-in-law, you still don't want my sister to go back to her parents' house to see? Is it your family to marry out? I can tell you, no one burns straw paper in my ancestral grave, is there something wrong with me taking my sister home to burn paper for my ancestral grave? ”

This thing directly threw out such words, and blocked Xiao He to death.

Is there something wrong? No problem at all!

The world is big, and there is nothing wrong with going back to burn a straw paper for the ancestral grave!

"Stop!" Xiao He took out a wooden plaque and patted it to Long Xiaoqi: "Wen Zhonghou will be yours from now on, and you can use the resources of the Chinese think tank as you like." You don't know what you're here for? If you leave my wife and children for me, you are Wen Zhonghou! ”

He already knew what Long Xiaoqi was doing here, and with his Xiao He's habits, he would slowly wait for Long Xiaoqi to say it first.

What is it called? This is called initiative, and in the course of a conversation, the first person to speak is usually passive.

Xiao He knows this well, and he must take the initiative.

But Long Xiaoqi was good, he didn't say anything after he came, and directly wanted to kidnap all his wives and daughters.

What a? I've given you all the Wen Zhonghou, you can play as much as you like, as long as you don't kidnap my wife and children.

"Hehehehe......" Long Xiaoqi let out a long laugh and winked at Xiao He: "Brother-in-law, what are you doing here, hehehe...... Eat, eat, even if you go back to your parents' house, you have to eat first? Hehehehehehe......"

A series of laughs were extremely mad, and Xiao Hezhi, who listened to it, wanted to scold his mother but didn't dare to scold Long Xiaoqi's mother.

"Third sister, eat first, eat first. There is no hurry to go home, now there are high-speed trains everywhere, it is too convenient, eat, eat. ”

Long Xiaoqi bared his teeth, and while eating, he glanced at the sign representing Wen Zhonghou.

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