Chapter Ninety-Five: The Overwhelming Advertisements (Part II)
Lan Ruxu walked into the hut, glanced at Fang Ziyi, who was still lying on the bed, and said in her heart, this chick is so beautiful even when she is asleep, and she really deserves to be the girl that Lao Tzu fancies. Pen ~ fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info he wanted to lie down next to her, but then he gave up the idea in his heart, this chick is a gun, if she wakes up and finds herself by her side, then she won't kill herself.
He had no choice but to piece together a few small benches and lay on them all night. This night, he slept with a sore back and a sore back, and even dreamed, it was a nightmare.
When he woke up the next morning, Lan Ruyi stretched out his sore arm, twisted his aching neck, and suddenly remembered Fang Ziyi, he hurriedly turned his head to look, but saw Fang Ziyi still lying calmly on his bed. Isn't this chick awake yet?
He looked around, but stopped at the shoes under the bed, Lan Ruxu remembered very clearly, Fang Ziyi's shoes were taken off by himself last night and placed neatly, and now the two are separated, which is a little messy.
Lan Ruxu chuckled and glanced at Fang Ziyi and said, "Hey, where did the bold rat come from, he dared to take away all the shoes of our Fang Da Woman, I don't know if our Fang Da Woman knows martial arts?" Little mouse, it's so rampant, well, it looks like I'll have to buy some rat medicine when I go back. ”
He squinted and secretly glanced at Fang Ziyi, and saw that she didn't wake up at all, but her pretty face was slightly red, so he continued to laugh and said: "While Fang Daxia is not awake, I'll go and prepare some breakfast for her first, maybe after she wakes up, she will see the breakfast I prepared for her, and she will be happy for a while, teach me a trick and a half, maybe I can be a martial arts master, I cut, I stab, hahaha-" Lan Ruxu casually gestured a few times, then he smiled and exited his hut, and backhanded the door, He walked towards Liu Yishou's kitchen.
As soon as he walked out of the door, Fang Ziyi on the bed suddenly opened his eyes, and said angrily as if he was ashamed: "This disciple is really hateful, he actually compares himself to a mouse, hum, for the sake of saving this girl, I will spare your life for the time being." After she finished speaking, she gently leaned over and glanced at her bandaged wound, and the flush on her face immediately became a little thicker.
Lan Rusu strode on the path of Su Mansion, he never got tired of seeing the scenery of Su Mansion, and he sighed in his heart, Lao Tzu would be good if he could have such a big mansion, and then raise a few delicate little fox spirits, seduce and seduce himself every day, and how enjoyable it will be for that little day.
Just as he was sighing, Lan Ruxu suddenly heard a whining voice from the ears of a warbler and a warbler.
"I don't know which immoral ghost actually did such a bad thing."
"That's it, that's it, if I get caught, see how the old lady cleans him up."
"Isn't it? I don't know which one was stabbed a thousand times, and the pieces of paper were pasted all over the yard, and we had to clean the courtyard again. ”
"Last night, I seemed to see Xiao Liu carrying a thick pile of paper out of the courtyard gate of the Su Mansion."
"Ah, it's him, let's go, sisters, let's go and ask, if he really did it, I have to let him clean this Su Mansion compound inside and out alone."
Lan Rusu was stunned when she heard this, could it be that these maids were talking about their own flyers? How could it be counterproductive? He immediately tightened his heart, and hurriedly greeted him and said, "Sisters and sisters, what are you talking about? ”
Seeing Lan Rusu coming towards her, the maids immediately hugged each other and said coquettishly: "Ah, it's the seventh brother who is here." ”
The maid who took the lead in the crusade against Xiaoliu whispered softly: "Seventh brother, I don't know which villain it was last night, and the small note was pasted on the entire Su Mansion compound, even, even the house where our maid lived was plastered, this sticker is a small matter, if we are peeked at by the villain when we sleep, then, how can it be good?" Seventh brother, you have to call the shots for us. As she spoke, she fell on Lan Ruxu's body, looking like she was picking Lan Ruxu, and Lan Ruxu was a little moved on the spot.
Fuck, Xiaoliu, you bastard, Lao Tzu asked you to go to Hangzhou City to post leaflets, you actually pasted all the Sufu compounds, your uncle's.
Although Lan Ruxu was thinking of something else, he pretended to be surprised on his face, and gently touched the maid's waist before he said righteously: "What? There is such a thing, sisters and sisters, don't worry, Brother Seven is in charge of this matter, you wait, I'll go and find out which bastard it is now, and I actually hit you with the idea, Brother Seven will definitely avenge you. ”
After Lan Ruxu finished speaking, she sneaked on the maid again, and then reluctantly let go of her hand and pretended to leave to arrest the culprit.
"Ah, Seventh Brother has a sense of justice, he looks so powerful and domineering when he is serious."
"Yes, it would be nice if my husband could be like Seventh Brother in the future."
"I think, you want to find Seventh Brother to be your husband, right? Hee-hee. ”
"If you want to take care of it, what you think in your heart is not the same."
Turned into another path, Lan Ruxu wiped the cold sweat on his head, and said in his heart, damn it, the mana of these female goblins in the Pansi Cave is really strong, if it weren't for Lao Tzu's worries about the flyer, maybe he would really be gnawed by this group of female goblins and there would be no scum left.
If you want to arrest the culprit, Lan Ruxu is not in a hurry, because the real culprit is himself, and even Xiaoliu was only sent by him. Whatever, anyway, I don't know where Xiaoliu is now, so I'd better fill my stomach first. He groaned for a moment, then slowly continued towards the kitchen.
After passing through this trail and passing a few rockery pools, Lan Ruxu came to Liu Yishou's kitchen, he opened the door curtain and looked inside, but did not find Liu Yishou's figure.
It's breakfast time, where did this old guy go? I don't know if I haven't had breakfast yet? You're not cooking for Lao Tzu. Lan Ruxu scolded him in his heart, his stomach was already croaking with hunger at this time, he glanced into the kitchen, picked up a cucumber on the board casually, and gnawed on it without washing.
"Damn, that's unlucky." Lan Ruxu had just finished eating half of the cucumber, and Liu's voice came in from outside the kitchen door.
The guy who cooked for himself is finally back. Lan Ruxu smiled and walked out, but saw that Liu Yishou's face was extremely abnormal at this time, as if he was sick, he immediately smiled and said: "What's the matter, Brother Liu, what unhappy things have you encountered again, hurry up and tell my brother about it." ”
"Alas, don't mention it, Lao Tzu just went to the thatched house, and I don't know which Wang Balamb it was, and pasted notes all over the thatched house, making Lao Tzu vomit and diarrhea, you can be happy when you encounter this?" Liu Yishou seemed to be still apprehensive and said.
Note? Damn, that idiot won't even post Lao Tzu's leaflets in the pit, right? Damn, Lao Tzu is promoting food, you even post a thatched house, can you be a little more stupid? Lan Ruxu's face was also a little unsightly, and he began to wonder if he had asked Xiaoliu for help and whether he had found the wrong person.
Seeing that Lan Rusu was silent, his expression changed repeatedly, Liu Yishou thought that he had also encountered the same thing as himself, and immediately squinted and smiled: "What? Have you been harmed by this little note? Come on, come on, I'll tell Brother Liu about it, let me be happy. ”
Who's like you old thing? But, then again, what kind of magic is my little note? Can you make your old thing vomit and diarrhea? Lan Ruxu glanced at him curiously, and asked puzzledly: "Brother Liu, isn't it just a small note?" How can this make you vomit and diarrhea? Don't lie to me because I haven't read. ”
"Hey, you kid don't believe it, do you? Then I'm going to tell you about it. Liu paused for a moment, looked at him and said: "You think, I was squatting in the thatched pit, and suddenly I saw a note on the wall of the thatched pit, anyway, I had nothing to do, so I glanced at it twice, but the note was full of praise for what and what, oh, rice noodles, it seems to be called rice noodles, they are all praises for how delicious rice noodles are, I can't help but think about what the rice noodles taste like in my heart, while smelling the smell in the thatched house, you say, if it were you, would you be disgusting?" Damn, this can make Lao Tzu miserable, if you let Lao Tzu know which Wang Ba Lamb did it, Lao Tzu will have to beat him up and down. Liu said as he shook his fist twice, venting his anger fiercely.
Lan Ruxu couldn't laugh or cry when he listened to it, he didn't expect this result at all, he hurriedly walked up to Liu Yishou, patted him on the shoulder, and pretended to be serious: "So that's the case, then the person who sticks the note is really too bastard, if I let me know who he is, I will be the first to inform Brother Liu of you, so that Brother Liu can take revenge." ”
"Well, Brother Liu is relieved to have your words, I really didn't mistake you kid, you haven't had breakfast today, right? Let's go, Brother Liu, I'll give it to you-" Before Liu could say anything about cooking, his stomach was tumbling again, and he immediately covered his mouth and ran to the side to vomit wildly.
Seeing him in this situation, the corners of Lan Ruxu's mouth twitched a few times, and she hurriedly walked to his side and patted him on the back.
Little Liu, Little Liu, look at what kind of sin you have created? Messing up our Chef Liu so badly, how can you put a food flyer in the thatched house? Lan Ruxu sighed slowly, and said in her heart, it seems that when Xiaoliu comes back, you have to ask him, in addition to the thatched house, where did he post the flyer, if this kid pasted the flyer to a more exaggerated place, then he should be a little mentally prepared, you tell me what you kid did, what is this called!