The carriage guard of honor drove all the way over, and beat gongs and drums all the way, the sound was extremely huge, and immediately attracted the attention of the people scattered on the street. I saw www.biquge.info carriage stop at the door of Sun Lang's porcelain shop, the door opened, and a man with a height of nine feet and a waist of ten girths came out from inside, and walked to the door of the porcelain shop, slapped twice on the table full of porcelain, and asked in a voice like a bell: "Which is the shopkeeper?" Come out and speak! I want to buy your porcelain, but why is there no one to greet me? ”

As soon as he shouted like this, the people all over the street flocked to him like a tide, and they all wanted to hurry over to see the excitement when they heard that this giant man was actually going to buy porcelain, and that the porcelain shop that had been neglected for a few days was finally going to have business.

Sun Lang listened to the voice of this big man, and then squinted his eyes, and saw that he was none other than his sworn "brother" Xu Chu Xu Zhongkang, so he lazily turned over from the threshold, paced to the table, pretended not to know Xu Chu, and said with a smile: "Do you really want to buy my porcelain?" Can you afford it? ”

Xu Chu slapped his chest and shouted, "Nonsense! Do you know who I am? ”

Sun Lang snickered in his heart, seeing that his sworn brother was quite cooperative, as if he wanted to sing a double reed with him, he looked Xu Chu up and down, and pretended to be suspicious: "You are so tall, so big-shouldered and round-waisted, and so powerful and majestic." Go out to ride in a car, accompanied by a guard of honor, if the villain guesses correctly, you must be a general in the court, right? ”

"Not bad! Count you kid with eyes! Xu Chu stretched out his thumb, praised Sun Lang, and boasted: "I am none other than the captain of the guard army under the account of the great Sima Cao Mengde Cao of the dynasty, Xu Chu Xu Zhongkang, who is known as the 'tiger idiot'!" ”

As soon as he said his name, all the people gasped together, and some let out a soft exclamation in unison......

The name of "Tiger Idiot" Xu Chu is like thunder in this Xu Capital City, everyone knows that he has the power to pull out the mountain, and he also has the courage of ten thousand people, and he is a big celebrity in front of Cao Cao. I don't think about it...... Such a big official in the court actually came to buy this Boss Sun's porcelain......

Sun Lang pretended to be surprised, bowed his head to Xu Chu, and said, "Who is my Dao, it turns out to be General Xu!" General Xu's visit to our store is really full of brilliance! ”

Xu Chu grinned, picked up a blue and white porcelain cup from the table, and asked, "Hmph!" Stop being a sycophant! Tell me, how much does your porcelain cost for a piece? ”

Sun Lang frowned, made a thoughtful expression, and after a long time, he pointed to the sign at the door and said, "Originally, the villain was this porcelain...... It's sold for fifty yuan a piece, and you can't bargain for a penny...... But...... But the villain has admired General Xu's prestige for a long time...... Today I finally have the fate to meet ......" He paused, sighed long, and said: "The so-called treasure knife is given to the strongest, and the pink is given to the beauty!" Ay! That's it! It's rare that the general is willing to buy my porcelain, this porcelain...... I won't take a penny, and I'll give it to the general for free! ”

After he said this, he pushed the porcelain cup into Xu Chu's arms, meaning that he simply cut his love and gave it away without taking a penny.

"Whew!"

How did Xu Chu suddenly scold, stretched out his big hand like a cymbal, and slammed his five fingers on the table, with a loud bang, the porcelain on the table jumped up, and almost fell off the table. Xu Chu's eyebrows were upside down, his eyes widened angrily, and he scolded like thunder: "Your grandmother's shopkeeper Dong! Do you look down on me? Such a fine porcelain, even if it is sold to me for fifty times, it is cheap, how can it be given to me for free? ”

Sun Lang was taken aback by Xu Chu's fiery roar, and thought that his younger brother was really fucking involved in acting, so he pretended to tremble and said, "That's ...... In General Xu's opinion, what should we do? ”

"Fifty is too little! I'll give you sixty yuan to buy you this porcelain cup! Xu Chu didn't even want to think about it, so he actually raised the price.

Sun Lang shook his head and said, "No, no, no!" General Xu is a figure I have admired for a long time, how can I make your money? Since you insist on giving money, then I will charge you ten times of money, and don't want any extra money! ”

"your grandma! Or do you look down on me? Lao Tzu has nothing else, the most on his body is money! I'll buy you a porcelain bowl for seventy times! ”

"Never! Then I'll give in to the general and take you twenty times......"

"Twenty is too cheap, Lao Tzu is eighty, do you sell it or not?"

"Unless you give thirty guan, I won't sell anything!"

"Ninety times!"

"Then ...... Forty ......"

"Your grandma's! How can something so good be sold so cheaply? Lao Tzu is out of a hundred times! ”

"I'll just give in one step, and I'll sell it to you for forty-five times......"

The two of them have a mouth, I have a sentence, one raises the price, and the other keeps making concessions.

The seamless cooperation made this double reed performance extremely realistic, and also made the onlookers dumbfounded. It has always been the seller asking for the price, and the buyer is sitting on the ground to pay the money, but today it is fresh, and the buyer keeps raising the price, but the shopkeeper is reluctant. And aside from anything else, the person who raised the price was still the captain of Xu Chudu, a senior official of the court. Could it be ...... This porcelain is really a peerless treasure, so it attracts this kind of dignitaries and nobles to buy it at such a high price?

I saw that Xu Chu had raised the price for a long time, and he had already called the porcelain cup to one hundred and fifty yuan, his forehead was full of sweat, and he was tired and panting: "Boy, let me tell you...... It's not that I want to buy your porcelain, it's really my father-in-law, but the great Sima of the dynasty and the general of the chariot and cavalry, Lord Cao, has taken a fancy to your porcelain. He said that your porcelain is not only exquisite, but also of warm and moist quality, and with the engraved patterns on it, it is a fine and elegant thing in the hall. He not only wants to buy, but also buys at a high price, so that he can show his noble status. Not only do you have to buy them at a high price, but you have to buy two at once! He said, one in his own home, and the other to be presented to the Son of Heaven as a gift of congratulations! ”

Xu Chu raised a fist and stretched it out in front of Sun Lang's face, and said in a threatening tone: "So today you have to sell if you want to sell, and if you don't want to sell, you have to sell!" I'll pay 500 yuan to buy you three! One is presented to Cao Gong, one is a tribute to the Son of Heaven, and the other is kept for me to play with! Do you sell or not? Well?! ”

Sun Lang saw Xu Chu's big iron fist dangling in front of his eyes, which was even bigger than his head, so he smiled embarrassedly, pretended to be reluctant, and sighed: "Hey...... Since the general insists on this, the villain has no choice but to obey his fate rather than be respectful! ”

There were more and more onlookers, and Sun Lang carefully selected three pieces of blue and white porcelain from the table. The first is a blue and white porcelain plate, on which there is a majestic general, holding a silver gun, a white horse under the crotch, is chasing a group of enemies, Sun Lang smiled: "This is painted on" Wei Qing Eastern Expedition Turks ", the villain wishes General Xu can be like the general Wei Qing under the account of Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, invincible on the battlefield, invincible, invincible, and built a meritorious career for all generations, famous in history!" ”

Xu Chu burst into flames when he heard the music, and said with a smile: "Yo? What the hell do you have to talk about? I ask you, one of my other two porcelains is to be given to Cao Gong, and the other is to be paid tribute to the Son of Heaven, but what kind of pattern should I choose? (To be continued.) )