On the first day of the Lunar New Year, it was supposed to be the day of the mid-day break (according to the test, the courtiers in the Tang Dynasty could rest for one day every ten days, so it was called the "ten-day break"), but there were four people who entered the Taiji Hall early. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

The five monarchs and ministers sat on the empty Taiji Hall, and before Li Shimin spoke, the four ministers sat like that, and they didn't dare to come out.

"All talking, what's the matter, are you dumb today?" Li Shimin had suppressed the anger in his heart all night, and at this time he couldn't hold back any longer, and slapped his palm on the table, shaking the cups with a banging sound.

The four people led by the eldest grandson Wuji were all shocked, and cold sweat broke out in an instant, on the first day of the new year, anyone who was frightened by the anger of the emperor would tremble. What's more, these four people know why His Majesty's anger comes from, but now His Majesty is angry, and it's good that they didn't pull them out and cut off their heads.

After a period of deathly silence, the eldest grandson Wuji took the lead in standing up, made a proper salute, bowed his head and lay on the ground, and said, "Your Majesty is angry, take care of the dragon's body." ”

"I summoned you and others into the palace today, not to listen to your nonsense." Li Shimin snorted coldly, looking at the eldest grandson Wuji's eyes full of anger, "Wait a minute, what should I do now!" I can't say why, just stay in this Taiji hall. ”

The eldest grandson Wuji, Li Jing, and Cheng Yanjin are all heroes who followed Li Shimin to fight the country, and Li Shimin has always treated them with courtesy, and it is really the first time that he has been so angry. As for Yuan Tiangang, Li Shimin respects him as a talented person, and the immortal also mentioned him in person last night, so although Li Shimin blames him in his heart at this time, it is not good to have a direct attack. I had to give a strict order to the other three people, and I couldn't think of a solution, so I didn't have to go out in the Taiji Hall.

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The atmosphere of the main hall is depressing, but the atmosphere of the side hall is completely different.

There is a saying in the Heavenly Dynasty, that is, you can't sleep lazy on the first day of the new year, and the specific statement is unknown, which probably means sleeping on the first day of the new year, being lazy for a year and so on.

What's more, several people had no intention of sleeping on Chinese New Year's Eve, so they had breakfast in the side hall early.

"Yiyi, Yiyi." Principal Rabbit looked at Datang's morning and had a headache, why did he eat these on the first day of the Lunar New Year, didn't there be a cake, can you eat anything other than multigrain porridge?

"Immortal, snuggle up." Dressed in thick clothes, she ran in from outside, her little face flushed, her mouth still exhaling white smoke, and her big bright eyes flickered as she looked at Principal Rabbit.

"Ahem. That, porridge, can you just use rice? Nothing else. Principal Rabbit looked at Yiyi for a while, coughed a little embarrassed, and covered up his unnaturalness.

"What's that?" Yiyi's face was puzzled, obviously not understanding what the rice-only porridge that Principal Rabbit asked was.

Ye Xiaojun on the side was sucking and drinking porridge, and when he heard that Principal Rabbit wanted to drink white rice porridge, he also smacked his mouth and said, "I drank too much of this multigrain porridge, but I really miss white rice porridge." ”

"Lord Immortal, cooking porridge with polished rice alone makes people's limbs weak when you drink it, but it's not better than this, this multigrain porridge." Yiyi thought about it for a long time, and also learned that they called the porridge mixed with many ingredients as multigrain porridge, "But if the fairy really wants to drink, Yiyi will let people do it." ”

Seeing that Principal Rabbit's face changed slightly, Yiyi hurriedly changed his words and was about to go out.

"Forget it, when I didn't say it." Principal Rabbit called out to Yiyi, "At noon, don't let people bring these things, cook dumplings." ”

Yiyi agreed briskly, and then asked if she needed mutton soup to eat.

"Ho labor, we eat mutton every day, and we are not women, can't we get some beef? I want to drink beef broth, the lamb is too fat. "Lafang was quite interested in the mutton of the Tang Dynasty at first, but after eating too much, he felt that it was not very good, not to mention that the pepper here was always lacking in taste compared to that of the Heavenly Dynasty.

Yiyi suddenly turned pale with fright when she heard this, looked around, and then carefully lowered her voice and said, "Immortal Motina beef, eat, eat beef is to kill your head." ”

"What? Decollation? Haha, you're kidding me, aren't you? Hearing this, Lafang immediately laughed, "If you can eat mutton, you can't eat beef?" What is the reasoning of this. ”

Hearing Lafang say loudly that she wanted to eat beef, Yiyi was so anxious that tears were about to fall out, and she waved her hands in a panic to tell him to stop talking.

However, Principal Rabbit was not surprised when he heard this, and then he showed Lafang why he couldn't eat this beef.

After listening to Principal Rabbit's words, Lafang reacted, it turned out that this cow was so valuable, and she couldn't help but feel a little emotional, she really didn't know how to cherish it when she was in the Heavenly Dynasty.

Yiyi saw that a few people finally stopped mentioning the matter of eating beef, so they relieved their hearts, said goodbye, and were about to go out.

"Wait."

"What else is the matter with the immortals?"

"Last night, I told you all to stop guarding outside, did you do so?" Principal Rabbit picked up a piece of bread and frowned slightly before sending it to his mouth.

"Last night, Yiyi asked everyone to go back to their rooms to rest, and no one was guarding outside the hall."

"Well, alright, let's get out."

"Principal Rabbit, what's wrong again?" Ye Xiaojun's sense of smell has become more and more acute recently, and when he listened to Principal Rabbit's question, he felt that he smelled some kind of "yang conspiracy".

"Someone." At this time, Zhang Xiaoguang came out with a sentence without a head.

"Ho labor, it seems that there is someone, I stayed in Zhang Xiaoguang's room for a long time last night, and I thought it was an illusion at the time, but now that I think about it, it should be someone." La Fang also recalled at this time, and helped Zhang Xiaoguang explain the two words separately.

"Until when?" Hearing this, Principal Rabbit put down the cake he had just bitten in his hand and asked with a solemn expression.

"I'm not sure, maybe it's almost dawn." Lafang looked at Zhang Xiaoguang, he closed his eyes and slept after returning to the room, he was really not sure when the people outside the hall left.

"I left about half an hour before I came early." Zhang Xiaoguang was open until dawn, so the time he said should be more accurate.

Principal Rabbit combined his guess with the time point Zhang Xiaoguang said, his frowning brows finally relaxed slightly, and a sly smile rose at the corner of his mouth, "That's right." ”

That's right? What's right?

The three of them looked at each other, and someone was spying on them, right? Is this rabbit principal drinking multigrain porridge and drinking his brain stupidly?

"What are you doing again?" Ye Xiaojun ate and drank to his heart's content, and burped, "Isn't anyone going to be unlucky again?" ”

"Huh." Zhang Xiaoguang was still unsatisfied with Principal Rabbit's behavior of giving Li Shimin a deflated meal in public last night, and when he heard that he was going to make someone unlucky, he couldn't help but feel like watching a good show. Just kidding, it's rare for him to be able to watch a play, not be watched.

Principal Rabbit motioned to Ye Xiaojun to close the door of the hall, and then glanced at the three of them mysteriously, and then he told the story.

The scene that happened at the palace banquet, Li Shimin would definitely not just forget it. Therefore, after the four of them return to the side hall, Li Shimin will definitely send someone to investigate again to see what they have done after leaving. The four of them sounded like they were chatting, but one of the topics was deliberately brought up by Principal Rabbit, and that was the bridesmaid Xu Xiaoli.

At that time, several people were still discussing, if Xu Xiaoli also came together, how good it would be, only Principal Rabbit said - it's better not to come, Datang, the status of women is too low, most of them are vassals of men, life is too hard, and being lovable is one thing, but it is easy to put her in danger because of neglect.

For example, Yiyi, if Principal Rabbit hadn't looked at her for the fact that she looked very similar to a previous girlfriend, I am afraid that he would not have taken special care of her. Just imagine, how many poor women are there in this Datang, don't talk about Datang, just say that there are countless poor women in Chang'an City and Taiji Palace. If you can't take care of them all, it's better not to provoke them.

"Do you remember? I said at the time, one Yiyi is enough to worry about, but don't say more. ”

"Ho labor, what you said is the truth, what's wrong?" Lafang listened to it for a long time, but she didn't find the point, is that right, is it referring to telling the truth?

Principal Rabbit picked up a pair of chopsticks, picked up a few more chopsticks and grabbed them in his hand, and asked: "We are a pair of chopsticks, together all the time, Li Shimin wants to move us, it is not so easy." But women, like Yiyi, can be part of us, but definitely on the periphery, right? ”

Zhang Xiaoguang looked at the chopsticks, then at the chopsticks, and nodded, "A chopstick is easy to break, and a chopstick is not easy to break." ”

"Yes, that's the truth. What I said yesterday must have been heard by the people sent by Li Shimin, and then what will he say to Li Shimin when he goes back? Principal Rabbit glanced at Zhang Xiaoguang appreciatively, and then put down the chopsticks in his hand.

"Say what? Say we still have a goddess fairy who hasn't crossed over? Ye Xiaojun was stunned, "Oh no, what if they know that we are not immortals, but ordinary people who have crossed over?" ”

"Smack." Principal Rabbit slapped it, causing Ye Xiaojun to scream, "If you think about the problem like this again, I'm going to open your brain and take a look." ”

"See what?"

"Ho labor, let's see if your brain has traveled to Zhang Xiaoguang. Hahaha. Lafon clapped her hands and laughed, "I think it must be, hahaha." ”

"Hold the grass, you roll for me!" Ye Xiaojun pretended to clench his fists to fight, causing Lafang to beg for mercy for a while, and the two stopped.

"I'll give you another word for popular science, it's called 'giving people a handle'." When Principal Rabbit said this, a little unbearability flashed in his eyes, and it was a last resort to push Yiyi out, hoping that Li Shimin could learn a lesson and stop acting rashly.

"What do you mean?" Ye Xiaojun and Lafang asked at the same time.

Principal Rabbit's eyes quickly recovered, and he snorted coldly, "Soon, you will know." And he, too, will know. ”