41 Pig brains

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"I also ate the hot pot and tried the barbecue, what else is there to play?" Ye Xiaojun was bored lying on the newly made recliner in the yard, talking to Lafang on the side about the boredom of the day.

Lafang didn't know if there was a lot of fat in her stomach all of a sudden, and her brain was slowing down, so she just thought about eating and said, "How about boiling live fish?" Ho labor, I've been eating it for a long time. ”

The slow wind blew, and Lafang felt that she could already smell the spicy smell of boiled live fish, and licked her lips, looking fascinated. It's also pitiful to say, since crossing over to the Tang Dynasty, there are many things in the Heavenly Dynasty that are not available here, and you have to rack your brains to think about eating.

At this time, the door of the side courtyard was pushed open, and the two listened to the sound but didn't bother to turn back, until the footsteps gradually approached, and then they saw Zhang Xiaoguang standing in front of them with a few bags of things in his hands.

"Ho labor, you're blocking the sun." Lafang, who was blocked by the shadow, waved his hand and asked Zhang Xiaoguang to get out of the way.

"Do you want to think of yourself as a pig if you continue like this?" These two people, since they came out of the Tai Chi Palace, have lived a life of eating and sleeping, waking up and continuing to eat, isn't this the rhythm of pig raising?

"Hold the grass, who is the pig? You're a pig, Bajie, he said you. Ye Xiaojun instigated La Fang to go up and smoke on the side, and after leaving the palace, he became more and more nervous, wait for a good rectification.

Lafang was not happy when he heard it, how could he become the eighth precept? Leaving Zhang Xiaoguang alone, he jumped up and pounced on Ye Xiaojun, shouting: "You are the tease sent by the monkey, your whole family is it!" ”

There were originally a few guards standing in the courtyard, but at this time, listening to the nonsense of several people, they looked at each other, and decided to pretend that they didn't see anything and continue to be statues.

The transfer of the war was so sudden, Zhang Xiaoguang was stunned for a moment, suddenly smiled, and said: "Don't fight, feed, no, I bought the food." ”

As soon as they heard that there was something to eat, the two stopped entangled, and immediately separated, and said in unison: "What to eat." ”

Lifting a few bags of things in his hand, Zhang Xiaoguang asked the two of them to go to the dining hall together.

It turned out that this Zhang Xiaoguang went out to inquire around, and also inquired a lot with the guards, and bought back the Xiao family's wontons and the Yu family's zongzi. It is said that this Xiao family's wonton is delicious, the soup is fat but not greasy, remove the soup, and you can make tea; And this Yu family's zongzi is as white as jade, and according to him, it is estimated that it is Jiangmi jujube.

These are all famous snacks in Chang'an City, every day some modern is not modern, ancient food is not a thing, it is better to find some local food snacks to satisfy hunger.

As soon as those snacks were opened, the aroma was overflowing, and the two people who were thinking about what else to eat were about to drool in an instant.

"Ho labor, it's so fragrant, well, it tastes really good." Lafang took a bowl of wontons and zongzi in the other hand, this salty and sweet combination is really an indescribable surprise.

Ye Xiaojun also sniffed, a little moved, but he was still a little worried about the things Zhang Xiaoguang bought, after all, this kid is not very reliable in doing things. Decided to ask before eating, "Where did you get it?" ”

Since the poisoning incident, Ye Xiaojun has been much more cautious, and now he is out of the Taiji Palace, but it doesn't mean that no one will want to harm them anymore.

Zhang Xiaoguang was really drinking wonton soup, where did he have a mouth to answer, he hurriedly waved outside, and soon a guard came in, and after bowing, he explained that it turned out that Zhang Xiaoguang was tired of staying in the house, so he asked him to go out for a walk, and bought these foods by the way.

Shopping?!

Ye Xiaojun and La Fang were both stunned, yes, were they stupid in the Taiji Palace, they came out for so many days, and they didn't even think to go out, but closed their doors in the mansion to get some modern food.

"Good boy, don't call us when you go out yourself!" Ye Xiaojun rolled up his sleeves and gave Zhang Xiaoguang a violent shudder, almost choking him to death with a mouthful of zongzi.

Zhang Xiaoguang didn't know if he was choked or in pain, his big eyes were instantly stained with mist, and he defended: "I will be beaten when I come back from buying delicious food." ”

Lafang had already solved a bowl of wontons, and the last bite of zongzi in his hand was also stuffed into his mouth, puffing out his mouth, "It's one thing to buy it back, you don't know how to call us together, this is your mistake." ”

Shouting you all together? Zhang Xiaoguang rolled his eyes, took another sip of wonton soup, and then changed his strength, "You sleep until three poles in the sun every day, how can you call you?" ”

This Chang'an City is still quite big, if you don't go out early in the morning, I'm afraid that before you get to the place, you will have to turn back. Since it was shopping, there was no reason to take a carriage, so he asked the guards to take him all the way on foot.

Not to mention, after going out, I found that the streets of ancient times were also very lively, and this West Market is really worthy of its reputation, and the ancients did not deceive me.

The guards also seemed to be accustomed to the interaction between San Lang and the immortals, so they didn't do anything, and retreated directly, anyway, this matter is not something that their guards can manage, so it is better to leave it to San Lang to deal with himself.

"Are they all there?" Principal Rabbit didn't know when it came out, squinted his eyes and glanced at the table, and said with a smile, "I thought of going together." ”

Principal Rabbit had just come back from outside, but he was empty-handed, but the guards behind him had a lot of things on their hands.

"Principal Rabbit, you, you're also coming back from outside?" Ye Xiaojun really feels that his whole person is not good now, and he and Lafang didn't expect that they are the ones who can go out now.

Sure enough, if you stay with the pig for a long time, your brain will become bad, and you have to get some pig brains to make up for it.

Principal Rabbit motioned for the guards to put things on the table, and after opening them, they were all eaten, and the guards also introduced: "This is the golden soufflé, this is the crystal dragon and phoenix cake, and the gold and silver sandwich flowers are flat, the longevity porridge, the wind disappears, and the expensive pink ......."

The nothing at this table made Zhang Xiaoguang and several other people dumbfounded, although some things have been heard of in the Celestial Dynasty, but this is the Tang Dynasty, what does this mean? These are authentic and authentic!

After the escort finished the introduction, he retreated, leaving a few people around the table for a while, it turned out that Datang still had so many things to eat, why didn't he notice it when he was in the Taiji Palace?

It's not that Li Shimin treats them badly, but there are a lot of dietary restrictions in the palace, and some folk snacks are even more impossible.

After a full meal, several people left a mess and left the dining hall.

"It's really stupid, I have to make up for my brain when I go back, I can't grow a pig's brain like Bajie." Ye Xiaojun was quite emotional today, first he was preempted by Zhang Xiaoguang, and then he was Principal Rabbit, he was known for his cleverness, but he really suffered a big blow.

True love IQ, stay away from Lafang!

After being full of wine and food, Lafang was a little cerebral congested, and he didn't react to it for a while, and said: "Spicy is true, Bajie Spicy is a pig, and only one can give birth to monkey brains?" ”

Principal Rabbit was not there in the afternoon, and he really didn't know about this play, but Zhang Xiaoguang understood it, and he didn't dare to laugh out loud, looking like he was about to hurt himself.

"You know?"

Zhang Xiaoguang covered his mouth on the low couch, his waist couldn't stand up, and he nodded violently, but he didn't speak.

Lafang is not a fool, but his reaction is a little slow after eating, and now he finally remembered that Ye Xiaojun compared him to Zhu Bajie in the afternoon, and suddenly became angry, slapped him on the table, and said: "Ye Xiaojun, you monkey sent a tease, labor warns you, if you dare to say that I am Zhu Bajie again, do you believe that labor and management will kill you?!" ”

Yiyi happened to come in from outside at this time, holding the teapot in her hand, and she was shocked when she saw Lafang's fierce heart, and she almost broke the teapot when she let go of her hand.

"God, two immortals, you, what's wrong with you?" Although Yiyi has a lot of contact with them on weekdays, the girl's courage is still small after all, and it is strange not to be frightened when she suddenly sees Lafang like this.

The guards outside the door also heard the voice, rushed in a few times, and saw such a scene in the tea room-

San Lang was lying on the low couch, looking very painful, and Ye Xiaojun had already thrown out the telescopic crutches in his hand and pointed directly at this Lafang, while Lafang was angry with a already dark face, and his enlarged nostrils were panting, but he looked like Ye Xiaojun had no choice.

However, the Great Immortal seemed to have nothing to do, just sitting silently on the sidelines, holding a string of Buddha beads bought on the street today.

"It's okay, it's okay, they're having fun, you all go out." In the time of the Heavenly Dynasty, Principal Rabbit had the habit of dispensing Buddha beads, and he had not seen the eye match before, so even if Li Shimin gave a lot of rewards, he never took them. On the contrary, I happened to see such a string on the street today, so I bought it back.

The guard made sure there was no one else or assassins in the room, and nodded and retreated, while Yiyi tiptoed down the teapot before quickly retreating, looking like a ghost was chasing her from behind.

"Whoever is playing with him, if this monkey dares to say that labor and management are pigs again, labor and management will definitely kill him!" La Fang is unwilling, why does Ye Xiaojun have a "weapon", in order not to suffer a loss, he has to get a "weapon" for himself when he turns back.

Ye Xiaojun didn't pay attention to Lafang's words at all, anyway, this guy has always been thunderous and rainy, and the most important thing is that Lafang is not Ye Xiaojun's opponent at all.

"Sit back and wait for the second junior brother to fight back." With a snort, he put away the telescopic crutch, and Ye Xiaojun took out a cigarette from his arms, which is the so-called cigarette after dinner, and he beat the living immortals. Nowadays, in order to save, they rarely smoke on weekdays, but this one is a must-have after meals.

"Ho labor, you wait with labor!" Lafang shook his head and turned away, he didn't want to drink the tea, and went back to sleep!

After a while, the people were all gone, and the house was so quiet as if nothing had happened, and such farces still happened from time to time in this house.