Chen Jin took a sip of water, thought about it for a while, and decided to tell Lu Su the story of the birds learning art, but in the end, he had to change it. So Chen Jin told the following story www.biquge.info

Many birds heard that the phoenix could build a nest, so they went to her to learn.

Phoenix said: "You have to be patient when you learn things, and if you don't have patience, you can't learn anything." ”

At the beginning of the words, the owl thought: "There is a lot of nonsense, the phoenix is just beautiful, there must be no real ability, it will be verbose, there is nothing to learn!" ”

So the owl flew away.

The phoenix then said, "To build a nest, you must first choose a good foundation, such as the three forks on the trunk of a large tree.....

When the eagle heard this, he thought, "It turns out that I am just looking for a tree branch, it's simple, I will." ”

And then the eagle also flew away.

The phoenix then said, "Let's put up the branches in my mouth......

As soon as I said this, the crow thought that it was a tree branch, which is quite easy, I know.

The crow flew away triumphantly.

Phoenix went down and said, "This kind of nest is not good. If you want to live more peacefully, you should put your nest under the eaves, not afraid of rain and wind, sun and frost......"

When the sparrow heard this, he was happy to think that it was the same as I thought, there was nothing brilliant! I learned too.

As soon as the sparrow turned around, it flew away excitedly.

In the end, only Little Swallow was left there to listen attentively. The phoenix said to the little swallow: "To build such a nest, you must not be afraid of hardship and tiredness, you must first pick up the mud, mix the mud with saliva, and then build it up layer by layer, and then take some feathers and grass and spread it in the nest." It's comfortable to live in such a nest. ”

After hearing this, the little swallow was very happy, thanked the phoenix, and went back to build the best nest among the birds according to the method that the phoenix said.

But none of the birds who came to learn to build a nest had ever seen a phoenix's nest.

The story ended here, Chen Jin looked at Lu Su and asked, "Zijing, what do you think of this story." ”

"It's easy to say the front, Phoenix's first sentence is already straight to the point, but An Ji's intention is probably in the last sentence." Lu Su replied with a frown when he heard Chen Jin's culture.

A smart person is a smart person, Chen Jin continued: "I don't know what Zijing heard. ”

"The phoenix, the divine bird. How can it be that all birds can learn, and An Ji is a phoenix compared to a divine bird? Lu Su doesn't think that Chen Jin told this story purely to relieve boredom, Lu Su is not Zhang Fei, he is bored, and he came to Chen Jin to have fun. Just now, Lu Su explained his intention, and Chen Jin gave Lu Su again, how to say that Lu Su is also a super cow in the Three Kingdoms, some words can be heard as soon as you hear it, and the IQ of those who can leave their names in the Three Kingdoms is really not covered.

Although Chen Jin compares himself to the phoenix, he can't just say that, what is a phoenix, how can it be compared casually, of course Chen Jin can't admit it, and besides, modesty is a virtue, and you have to be humble when you should be modest, otherwise you will die a miserable death. So Chen Jin said to Lu Su: "Phoenix doesn't dare to think about it, but it's still okay to be a crow." "Not for the first, not for the last, the golden mean is the best, and the Chinese pay the most attention to the golden mean."

After listening to Chen Jin's words, Lu Su naturally didn't believe it, but he smiled on his face, and said to Chen Jin: "I think An Ji should be the first person who compares himself to a crow, after all, the image of a crow has always been not very good." Lu Su said jokingly in order to ease the atmosphere.

Not for the first, not for the last, the result is a crow, Chen Jin didn't think so much at the time, just said casually, now when he heard Lu Su's words, he felt that it was also inappropriate, and his face was a little embarrassed, but how could he change the words just now, so Chen Jin continued: "Although the image of the crow is not very good, it is the smartest among the birds, of course, except for the sacred bird." ”

"A crow is not a good bird, it represents ominous after all, so don't mention it." Since Lu Su knew that Chen Jin was comparable to a phoenix, then his ability was not just to build ships, so Lu Su's heart to persuade Chen Jin back was even stronger, and Chen Jin's eyes began to glow. Lu Su continued: "I have benefited a lot from hearing Anji's story, and I also have a story to tell Anji. Lu Su didn't wait for Chen Jin to talk before continuing: "There are two hawkers in Wudi, who set up stalls and sell things for a living. One day, a group of bullies in the city demanded protection money from them, and one of them said, "The county lord is my brother-in-law, and you dare to collect protection money from me, so you are impatient." When the bully heard this, he left in horror and never asked him for protection money again. The other person didn't have anyone familiar with the county, and he didn't dare to offend the bully, so he had to pay the protection fee, but the bully didn't stop there, and came to collect the protection money every few days, and this person finally couldn't afford it, and never set up a stall in the city again. After Lu Su finished speaking, he looked at Chen Jin with blazing eyes. Lu Su thought to himself that Chen Jin was a smart person and would definitely be able to hear the moral of the story, and he looked at Chen Jin like this just to hear Chen Jin's reply.

Chen Jin just compared himself to the crow, although he was unintentional, but as soon as he heard Lu Su say that the crow is not a good bird, doesn't that mean that he is not a good bird, Chen Jin was immediately unhappy, after listening to the story told by Lu Su, Chen Jin naturally knew what Lu Su was going to say, isn't it just a good shade under the big tree. But what kind of person am I, Chen Jin, what I am looking for is not an ordinary tree, and Sun Quan is not qualified. Chen Jin doesn't hold grudges but wants to take revenge, since Lu Su said that Chen Jin is not a good bird, although it is also an unintentional mistake, but after all, what he said is what he said, Chen Jin is not polite, so he said: "This group of bullies is really hateful, but I think the government is more hateful than this bully." What do the people under the county magistrate do, and there is a group of bullies in the county town who can't solve such a big thing, it's really too wasteful. Chen Jin never mentioned anything about the county master, only said or scared people. Didn't Lu Su poke Chen Jin and wasn't a good bird, then Chen Jin said that he was a waste and flattened.

Lu Su saw that Chen Jin was not on the road, and he was still talking about insinuating others, but Lu Su was also good-tempered, and continued to be calm, not mentioning what Chen Jin said just now. "Anji, as Wu Hou's brother-in-law, if you serve in my Dongwu, with this relationship, Wu Hou will take more care of you, and then Anji, you will have a bright future, you have to think about this matter, don't delay your future by being angry." Lu Su spoke earnestly and said to Chen Jin straight to the point.

Lu Su said everything, and Chen Jin couldn't pretend to be deaf and dumb anymore, so he said to Lu Su: "Zijing told me two stories today, and I only told one, so I will pay tribute to Zijing again." ”