0055, duck neck riot
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Ning Ze couldn't remember how much wine he drank that night, but in the morning he had a splitting headache, red eyes, nausea and retching, his whole body was weak, and his hands and feet were trembling, which was a typical hangover performance. To use the adjectives of later generations, it is to drink a stuffy tank!
He couldn't remember how many heart-wrenching words he said to Han Shizhong last night, and when he said it, he was happy, but at this time, he was full of chagrin and regret. Maybe everyone who has been drunk has this kind of experience, drunk five horses and six crazy crazy, usually dare not say things nonsense, people who dare not kiss relatives, things that dare not do ······, and when you wake up, it is to regret the green intestines. Especially for a person like Ning Ze who has a belly of unknown secrets, it is even more low-level mistakes to death!
So Ning Ze was irritable and flustered in his heart, and secretly swore that he would not drink so much wine in his life.
The consolation is that Han Shizhong is more drunk than him. In Ning Ze's memory, when he finally fell, Lao Han's eyes seemed to be quite clear, and he tried his best to maintain a stable image. He had no memory of what happened next. At this time, looking at the old Han who was sleeping on the couch, and looking at the dead corpses that were all over the room like a nest of dead bodies, he couldn't help but be stupid.
"Ning Ze is not here?"
Someone outside the barracks actually called him.
Ning Ze hit two disgusted voices, and responded in a hoarse voice: "Who?" ”
The person who came stepped into the barracks, a little surprised by the situation in front of him, and couldn't help frowning and said, "The envoy asked you to come over and speak!" ”
"Huh? Who is the Scriptural Envoy? Ning Ze's mind was in a mess, and he couldn't remember such a title at all.
"Bold, don't you know Wang Xianggong?"
"Oh, yes, yes, it's the prince. Hehe, I'm sorry, it was a bit high yesterday! Ning Ze hurriedly clenched his fists and threw his hands, pulling his clothes indiscriminately, like a little girl who had just been raped, protecting her chest and covering her buttocks, and stumbled out of the barracks.
Hurriedly straighten your hair and straighten your clothes all the way to make sure that you don't look so rude.
Entering the big tent of the Chinese army, Ning Ze had long been accustomed to the etiquette of the Song army, and without saying a word, he knelt down on one knee first, bowed his head and hugged his fists: "I've seen the Jingluo Xianggong!" ”
"Get up and speak." Wang Yuan turned his back to Ning Ze, held an official document in his hand and looked at it again, there was no one else in the big tent.
"I haven't seen you for a few days, but today I have time to talk to you." Wang Yuan slowly turned to look at him, and suddenly frowned again and asked, "Have you drunk?" ”
"Uh-yes, Xianggong, yesterday the villain was warmly received by the buddies of the fifth team, and I really can't refuse, it's a bit too much!" took advantage of the situation to burp, and his head was still shaking. secretly slandered in his heart: "Lao Tzu is not your soldier, why do you want me to be a clear guest, and I still talk to you to relieve my boredom?" ”
Wang Yuan didn't know what he was thinking, nodded, and didn't feel anything: "The Liang Hongyu you mentioned last time, the old man has already been inquired about clearly-" Ning Ze's heart trembled, and he listened to him with bated breath: "This is difficult, her father and brother are all Qin criminals, and his father was personally beheaded by Tong Xianggong, and the iron case is like a mountain, and no one can turn it over." Therefore, the Department of Teaching Workshop is afraid that she will not be able to excuse her easily. Zizhan, don't blame the old man, he really can't do anything! ”
Wang Yuan is a commanding envoy, and he only needs to say a few official words, which can completely make him speechless. But the strong apology in his tone showed that Wang Yuan was still very kind to him.
Ning Ze knew that what this old man said was also the truth, and a camp prostitute didn't need to shirk around the bush. Although he was extremely disappointed, he had to thank Wang Yuan for his concern.
"There is another matter, hehe, I called you here to make a discussion, the old man wants to hear your high opinion - the Privy Council has written down in the past few days, and my army is afraid that it will be stationed in Yingchang for the time being."
"Oh? How long will that take? ”
"The war report has been issued, and now the thieves have invaded Muzhou, marching into Suzhou and Hangzhou, only pressing the left forward army to suppress it, and the rest of the states and counties are also waiting for it, and it is estimated that the thieves will not be able to please them. Therefore, the old man's side is also relaxed. Hey! When Wang Yuan spoke, he didn't smile on his face, and he teased him.
The last time he listened to Ning Ze's analysis of the enemy situation, he felt that it made a lot of sense, and this kid was like a god, and it was exactly the same as the battle report, so he couldn't help but look at it a few times. However, the current situation is beginning to be very good, and he said that it will take a year to clean it up, but he is wrong. There was a bit of a joke.
Ning Ze's mind was already clear at this time, how could he not hear Wang Yuan's tone? He knew that things would never end like this, but it was useless to talk too much, anyway, it was his own business to call around? smiled faintly and said: "I hope that the heavenly soldiers are everywhere, and the thieves will be captured, and it will also save the people of Li from the suffering." It's just that the thief is blazing, if the minister can speak, he might as well remind the peak to remind him that he must hold on to a few waterways. That thief was born and raised in the water country, and he was familiar with the terrain of the waterway, so he could clamp it on one side, but he drilled around, and he was afraid that he would not be safe. ”
Wang Yuan locked his eyebrows and pondered, he also heard that Ning Ze was disappreciative of the leadership instructions he conveyed, if he wanted to refute him, he had long been familiar with the map of Fang La's rebellion, and he didn't need to look at it to know that this guy was telling the truth, which was very reasonable. nodded: "This old man will take care of it, and look for an opportunity to report to the top." ”
Instead, he smiled and sat down: "Let's say something light." How have the past few days been? ”
"Thank you for your grace, it's good, you have food and shelter, and the brothers are also very warm and get along well."
"Oh? Is your Han Yingtou good to you? ”
"Yes, Han Yingtou is a heroic man, and the villain admires him very much." thought that maybe Han Shizhong's violence value was very high, so he also registered in Wang Yuan's heart.
Wang Yuan snorted: "Then, from the perspective of an ordinary person, how is the forbidden army of our Great Song Dynasty?" ”
Ning Ze was slightly stunned, pondered carefully, and felt that this old man's words were very mysterious, under normal circumstances, if a leader wants to do something, he will collect ideas from several angles and make up his mind.
This must be answered well, and the leader must not be confused.
"Well, this, the villain is looking at the flowers and knows very little, but from a controlled point of view, I am forbidden to the army, but from the level of army management, the villain feels that there are two places that are not very appropriate." He carefully considered the words and added a lot of ingredients so that he could have time to observe Wang Yuan's attitude.
Wang Yuan's eyes were half-closed and he touched his beard, and it was only when he heard him say that there were two problems at the end, he opened his eyes and raised his spirit: "You talk about it." ”
"First of all, the army is not in good shape. The villain didn't say bad things about our fifth team, but it was the same in the whole army, everyone didn't seem to pay much attention to grooming, and they didn't care about any rules, anyway, every barracks they walked to was messy, the quilts were messy, the beds were crooked, and the discipline was also very lax, uh, I don't know how the food was, I haven't eaten yet······"
"You go on." Wang Yuan nodded seriously.
"The second is that the training is not enough, and the villain has not seen the soldiers practice. Wandering around all day long, the body is also casually driven, and the rules don't seem to be very good. That's pretty much it. ”
Wang Yuan nodded vigorously: "This is the key." Alas, my Great Song Dynasty does not know the generals, and the generals do not know the soldiers, which is a strange thing if it is not so. Hey, by the way, didn't I hear you say a few days ago that the army of this dynasty is forbidden, the army is clean, and the order is like a mountain or something, why did you change your words again? ”
"Hehe, this time is also that time, isn't the villain afraid of losing?" Ning Ze smiled shyly.
Wang Yuan was also made laughing and crying by him, he is really a sincere child!
"Report!"
The conversation between the two was interrupted by another report. Wang Yuan asked impatiently, "What's the matter?" ”
"Prime minister, the five teams of the forward battalion have fought, and there is a lot of trouble, and some people see blood."
"Huh?" Wang Yuan stood up and looked back at Ning Ze in surprise. Ning Ze spread out his hands and tilted his head with an innocent face, I don't know anything, don't rely on me! He was also curious, when he came, everyone was standing up corpses, why did he fight chicken blood again now?
"Go, take a team of soldiers, and bring all the trouble!" Wang Yuan's face was like frost and he ordered.
When he turned around, he glanced at Ning Ze intentionally or unintentionally: "Don't go, listen to it!" "I wonder if this kid is a little wrong, every time I talk to him, something has to happen.
It didn't take long for the people in the middle military camp to tie up seventeen or eighteen soldiers from the fifth team. Ning Ze fixed his eyes and looked at it, aren't they all the brothers who were together last night, what's going on? Even Fifth Brother Han was tied up and knelt alone.
Ning Ze was standing, really embarrassed to greet everyone, so he had to sneak away and hide in the corner. In fact, everyone just pretended not to see him.
"Say, what's going on?" Wang Yuan was silent, and the Chinese army shouted from the side. The small table next to it was also propped up, and the secretary who gave Ning Ze the money that day lifted the pen and ink, which was a posture to make a record.
Things really have a lot to do with Ning Ze, and it's all to blame for the car he bought yesterday.
Yesterday he slapped everyone's ass with wine, meat and duck fruit, and everyone drank high in the evening. Not long after Ning Ze left just now, he gradually woke up one after another.
The first to wake up was a man named Zhang Changwu, this kid usually belongs to the wilted kind in the camp, and he likes to play pranks. When he woke up and saw that everyone was still asleep, he got up with a smile and put some oil on his face for a while, and drew some flowers on his face with duck bones for a while.
Playing and playing, I woke up two or three more. Everyone watched him spoof everyone, hehe was secretly having fun. Zhang Changwu went crazy, and when he saw someone watching the play, he worked harder and harder. Seeing that there was a duck with a neat neck on the ground, he had an idea, so he secretly stuffed it into Wang Liujin's crotch, stunned, stunned, majestic and beautiful.
Wang Liujin slept like a dead dog, and he didn't notice it at all, but another person surnamed Wang named Wang Santai next to him woke up first, his brain was still confused, and as soon as he sat up, he saw Wang Liujin's crotch propped up high. Wang Santai scolded in his mouth: "His mother's dream of marrying a daughter-in-law, do you want to do a good thing?" Slap his hand: "Lao Tzu will beat you down!" ”
That's not a thing, it's a duck neck!
With a scream, Wang Liujin jumped up like a spring in pain. That duck neck was almost nailed to his thing by Wang Santai.
It's sour!
Wang Santai didn't expect him to react so much, and he raised his hand and looked at Wang Liujin in a daze. Wang Liujin was angry from his heart, and he covered his crotch and raised his legs, and put it on Wang Santai's cheeks: "Straight mother thief, I'll go to your ancestors!" ”