Chapter 35: The Wonderful Toilet
In the past few days, Chai Baochen has been busy directing craftsmen to renovate his new home. Soon the toilets and bathrooms were completed www.biquge.info, the walls were pulled up, and a firewood house was built next to the walls. The toilets are divided into two rooms, men and women, and there are toilet toilets, which are made of fine wood. The new home was very comfortable to live in. I can take a shower every night and flutter hard. When she got up the next morning, Liu Wan'er went to the toilet, and when she walked into the women's toilet, she first screamed "ah", and then laughed "hahaha". Wei Su was watering the flowers in the garden, and when he heard Liu Wan'er's call, he hurriedly got up and walked in. Then she also screamed "ah", and then laughed "hahaha" too.
Yun Lin and Chai Baochen ran over, stood at the door of the women's toilet and asked, "What's wrong?" ”
Then Wei Su came out and said, "It's okay, but there's one thing that's very strange, you guys should come in and take a look." ”
After Yun Lin and Chai Baochen entered, Yun Lin was stunned for a moment. I saw a huge head behind the toilet, which was a portrait of a man who looked like a eunuch, except that his mouth was wide open, which looked exaggerated. If someone sits down on the toilet, others will look as if one is pooping and a eunuch is eating. This image is called a lifelike one.
It's so hilarious!
Chai Baochen immediately said, "Oh, I forgot to tell you. Last night, I put this portrait on after everyone had gone to sleep. This portrait is I have already found someone to paint, a total of two, one is an ordinary eunuch image, the other is the image of a person munching on steamed buns, last night, I cut out the two portraits, piece them together, and polish them. After that, it's what it is now. I pasted it up, mainly so that Wan'er could relieve the hatred in her heart, you can treat it as Wang Zhen, and we will make him bad every day. What's more, this is a women's toilet, and even if there are guests visiting, most of them are men, so no one will find out. ”
"It's so much fun! Brother Baochen, you are so good to me! Liu Wan'er smiled happily.
yes, it's absolutely creative. Liu Wan'er's family was all killed by Wang Zhen, and Yun Lin now covers his face with his hair, and hiding everywhere with Liu Wan'er is the result of Wang Zhen's pursuit and killing. Liu Wan'er dreamed of killing Wang Zhen to avenge her father's murder! She was very moved to see what Chai Baochen had done for herself.
Yun Lin looked at the portrait and frowned, and then said, "Well, it's creative, but it can't be posted here." As the saying goes, 'Be careful to make a ship of ten thousand years'. Before the revenge is avenged, let's be careful! ”
Chai Baochen saw that Liu Wan'er's face was obviously unhappy again, and comforted: "In this way, just stick it for one day today, and burn it tonight." It's a big deal, I won't be a guest today.
Yun Lin nodded. At this time, Wei Su saw that the atmosphere had eased, and hurriedly said, "Okay, okay, you guys go out quickly." Our sister Wan'er still has to be complimentary, don't suffocate her. ”
When Yun Lin heard this, he didn't feel a little embarrassed, and walked out with a "cough" twice.
Chai Baochen said: "I'll buy breakfast, you can wash your face and prepare for dinner later." ”
Chai Baochen went out and walked ten steps to the south, and there were breakfast shops everywhere. There are many kinds of food on the street, and the hawkers selling pancakes, cut cakes, radish cakes, steamed cakes, and oil tea are endless. These popular restaurants are friendly and casual, and they are popular places for ordinary people. It doesn't cost much to eat comfortably. Walking and walking, Chai Baochen saw that there was a candy seller in front of him, and he couldn't help but burn many memories in his heart. He was originally a southerner and liked sweets, so he stopped in front of the stall for a while.
When the master who sold the fire saw a customer standing in front of the stall, he immediately greeted him with a smile and greeted, "This official, do you want to have some sugar to burn?" It's delicious. ”
"Okay, wrap me two." Chai Baochen pointed to the two big oils and said.
The master wrapped him up, and when he handed it to Chai Baochen, he suddenly looked at him carefully. This made Chai Baochen very embarrassed, a fire master, and also a big man, how could he stare at himself? Could it be a spy from Jinyiwei or Dongchang?
Who knows, the fire master suddenly asked, "You are the firewood official, right?" ”
"yes, what's wrong?" Chai Baochen said strangely.
"Ahh It's Chai Guanren, don't go, let's come and see, Chai Guanren is here, don't let him run away! Master Fire shouted loudly.
The fire master shouted, and the firewood official was almost frightened, and his feelings were really a spy!
People on the street gathered around, and there were many people who had breakfast, so they all came to see the excitement. Seeing more and more people coming around, Chai Baochen became even more nervous, how could he deal with so many good players? Thirty-six plans to go up, Chai Baochen let go of the meteor and strode up, and ran. But in the crowd, in order to avoid hitting people, and unable to use light power, at first everyone didn't know why the fire master wanted to chase Chai Baochen, but saw Chai Baochen running desperately, and the fire master was desperately chasing behind, and some onlookers thought that Chai Baochen had done something bad, either stealing or robbing, and kind-hearted passers-by also joined the team to catch up. Running and running, I passed a stall of tofu brain, which was in front of Zhang's mother of Tofu Shih Tzu. Zhang's mother also sells breakfast part-time, using her own tofu to make tofu brains and sell them.
Zhang's mother was still sharp-eyed, and when she saw that the Chai Guanren was being chased by so many people, she suddenly felt bad, poked her head out of the door, and shouted at Liu Zhutou, who was drinking tofu brains: "Liu Zhutou, look, those people are chasing Chai Guanren!" ”
Liu Zhutou looked up, and was surprised, "poof" a mouthful of tofu brain sprayed on the person opposite, this Liu Zhutou was wooden, and slowly thought in his heart: "A group of people are chasing Chai Guanren." Chai Guanren is a good person, and the person who chases him is a bad person. I have to hurry up and save the firewood officer! ”
Liu Zhutou picked up the knife from the table and chased after him, he ran very fast, and after a while, he caught up with Chai Baochen, he shouted loudly behind Chai Baochen: "Chai Guanren, don't run, I'll block you if there's anything." ”
I saw Liu Zhutou turn around suddenly, "stab" and pull out the knife, and shouted at the people chasing after him: "Don't let the horse come over!" ”
Not to mention, this group of people knows that Liu Zhutou is a capable officer under the county commander of this county, and they are usually very in awe of him. At this time, seeing him draw his sword and face each other, he immediately stopped his steps and stopped chasing, and a few people were physically exhausted, and after stopping, they spit sour water in their mouths.
Liu Zhutou glared at a commoner with a broom in his hand, pulled his collar, and shouted, "Say, what are you doing?" Why chase firewood officials? ”