Chapter Sixty-Seven: Miss, Please! (Above)
Lan Ruxu suddenly couldn't care about teasing Fang Ziyi anymore, and immediately rushed into the kitchen with an arrow step. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. biqUgE。 info
Liu Yishou, you are an old man who has been cut by a thousand knives, not to mention the good things that disturbed Lao Tzu, if you make my white fungus lotus seed porridge that has won the hearts of beauties, Lao Tzu will have to kill you. Lan Ruxu's nose was crooked at the moment, and she cursed Liu Yishou resentfully in her heart.
When he ran to the kitchen, he saw that Liu Yishou had already put most of the white fungus lotus seed porridge into another large bowl, and there was only a little porridge bottom left in the pot, so he breathed a long sigh of relief, he patted his chest and said, "It's okay, it's okay, this Liu Yishou is still a little brainy." ”
Lan Ruxu calmed down a little, put out the fire in the stove, and was about to walk towards the kitchen, when she saw Fang Ziyi already stepping in first.
Fang Ziyi said with concern: "Lan Ruxu, what happened?" Why are you so anxious? ”
"It's okay, it's okay, I thought the porridge was boiled." Lan Ruxu grinned and said, "Ziyi, since you have come in, you can taste my porridge quickly, and I guarantee that after you eat it, your skin will be white and tender, and it can be broken by blowing." ”
Fang Ziyi also secretly wanted to laugh when she saw him boasting like this, but as soon as she remembered the taste of the dumplings just now, she couldn't hold back her laughter and snorted: "You, you, will only come to deceive me, if a bowl of porridge can maintain your appearance and nourish your face, what else do you want those doctors to do?" ”
It seems that this chick is not easy to coax, Lan Ruxu's old face turned red, and he smiled: "You don't care so much, taste it first, oh, let's go outside to taste, this kitchen doesn't taste good." ”
Lan Ruxu said, she took a bowl of porridge by herself, and led her to sit down in front of the stone table outside the kitchen, and then handed her the porridge in her hand, I have to say that the paste in the kitchen is really a little pungent.
Fang Ziyi snorted coldly, glanced at him, but did not speak, she raised her jade hand lightly, took the porridge he handed over, and looked at it carefully.
Fang Ziyi is not an ordinary person, and there are not a few good porridges she has drunk, she saw at first glance that the ingredients in this porridge are all the ones she has seen, and there is no difference between them and the porridge she has drunk, but when she thinks of the taste of Lan Rusu's rice balls, she can't help but open her mouth and taste it.
Fang Ziyi tasted a few bites, and her eyebrows were sometimes wrinkled, sometimes loose, and she couldn't tell whether she was happy or worried.
No way? Could it be that something has gone wrong with my porridge? Seeing that she didn't react after tasting it for a long time, Lan Ruxu felt strange in her heart, and said loudly: "Ziyi, is there anything wrong with my porridge?" ”
Fang Ziyi slowly put down the spoon and looked at Lan Ruxu blankly for a long time before saying, "Lan Ruxu, haven't you really entered the palace?" ”
"Into the palace? No, I don't. The second monk Lan Ruzhang was puzzled, and looked at Fang Ziyi in surprise, unable to understand why she asked like this.
"Then let me ask you, what is the name of your porridge?" Fang Ziyi frowned lightly, her face was a little unpleasant.
"White fungus lotus seed porridge." Lan Ruxu was completely unclear about the situation, and secretly thought that the name of the dish was nothing to keep secret, so she said it generously.
"Yes, yes, as it is." Fang Ziyi seemed to think of something, and suddenly said: "I said that the taste of your porridge is so familiar, this taste is clearly the same as the taste of white fungus lotus seed soup." ”
"White fungus lotus seed soup?" Lan Ruxu blinked her eyes, and immediately reacted, so she laughed and said: "Oh, Ziyi, it turns out that what you said is the case, yes, my porridge is indeed made from white fungus lotus seed soup, isn't it that there is nothing else in the kitchen, that's why—"
"Then you still say that you haven't entered the palace? This white fungus lotus seed soup is the royal name of the palace, specially for the harem mothers and concubines to eat, no wonder you say that your porridge has the effect of retaining the appearance and nourishing the face, it turns out that you not only know, but also know this cooking method. Fang Ziyi didn't expect that he would even be able to make the palace name, not to mention how surprised he was.
"But I really haven't been in the palace." Lan Ruxu looked innocent, this was too coincidental, and she made a misunderstanding when she cooked a meal.
Lan Ruxu figured out the meaning of Fang Ziyi's words in a blink of an eye, don't think about it, it must be that this chick must have begun to suspect that she has entered the palace again and secretly learned the skills of the palace cook, but what the hell is this called, Lao Tzu is a cook who has crossed over, except for the president's meal, what other meals have not been cooked, how do you explain this?
Hearing him say that he had never entered the palace, Fang Ziyi's eyebrows were even more wrinkled. She couldn't figure out why Lan Ruxu would make palace dishes, these things, but the palace has never been passed on, from the first time she met to the present, the person in front of her seems to have always been very mysterious, but at this moment, she seems to be even more unable to understand this person, the person in front of her is obviously extraordinary, sometimes stupid and cute, he doesn't even care about selling himself, it really makes people wonder through.
I stupidly followed him to Hangzhou, I wanted to inquire about useful information, but in the end I didn't get anything, the most hateful thing is that this disciple still looks innocent now, which is really annoying.
Fang Ziyi was annoyed in her heart, and snorted coldly: "Lan Ruyi, I don't care what you hide from me, I will let you go today, if you can't give me a satisfactory answer before I leave, hum, be careful of me-"
After she finished speaking, she habitually wanted to touch the silver spear on her waist, and when her hand was still a few distances from her waist, she suddenly seemed to think of something, suddenly changed direction, took off the crossbow from the side, aimed at the blue as a floc, snapped, and let out an empty sound.
This sentence sounds like a threat, but it is more like finding a step for yourself, Lan Ruxu laughed in her heart, you little chick knows that you can't scare me with a gun, am I afraid of you if you switch to a crossbow? Do you have the ability to load up the arrows and scare me again?
Lan Ruxu shook her head secretly as she watched from the sidelines, and said with a smile: "Ziyi, I told you before, girls don't use knives and guns casually, why are you playing with a small bow now?" If you shoot someone, it's terrible, even if you can't shoot someone, it's not good to shoot flowers, flowers and birds, come, be good, give me the little bow to play, you continue to drink porridge. ”
Fang Ziyi lost her temper when she was on the stage, she wanted to be angry, and she couldn't stop laughing, even her delicate body couldn't help but tremble slightly, and she herself somehow, every time she saw this disciple, she would lose her square inch.
Lan Ruxu walked over slowly, took the crossbow in his hand, looked at it carefully and said, "Ziyi, are there any arrows, borrow me to play." ”
Fang Ziyi glanced at him angrily, but took out three short arrows from his waist and handed them to him, "You don't want to shoot yourself." ”
"How so?" I'm not a fool, how can I myself, master, I have always only shot beautiful women, and there is no false hair, Lan Ruxu laughed lewdly twice, and began to put the 'toy' in his hand.
Seeing Lan Rusu fiddling with his divine crossbow in a similar manner, Fang Ziyi shook his head with a chuckle and continued to drink the porridge cooked by Lan Ruxu.
The taste of this porridge is really delicious, Fang Ziyi secretly admired it, and then heard the three soft sounds of "whoosh", "whoosh" and "whoosh", she turned her head and saw Lan Ruxu facing a tree in the courtyard, and launched all three arrows of the divine crossbow.
Lan Rufu ran to the tree in the distance, picked up the three arrows, and said unhappily: "I said Ziyi, the power of this play is too small, right?" ”
Fang Ziyi glanced at him angrily and said, "Don't talk nonsense, if the power of this crossbow is still small, then there will be no more divine weapons in this world." ”
Lan Ruxu was surprised, just this garbage crossbow is embarrassed to be called a divine weapon? If you were asked to see the missile artillery, I don't know if you would say that.
"I said Ziyi, take a look for yourself, this thing shot into the tree over there, and the arrow didn't even sink into the trunk, this is also called a divine weapon?" Lan Ruxu pursed her lips and said disdainfully.
"What you are holding in your hand is my Ming Dynasty's majestic crossbow, in addition to artillery, this magic crossbow is the most lethal, you must not underestimate it, my Ming Dynasty can enjoy peace for so many years, but its credit is indispensable." Fang Ziyi said to herself, and a hint of pride appeared on her face.
"Is it as mysterious as you say? It's like the truth. Lan Ruhu glanced at Fang Ziyi suspiciously, as if she didn't believe it.
Fang Ziyi snorted coldly, snatched the divine crossbow and arrows in his hand, and said angrily: "Hmph, I don't know if it's mysterious, anyway, it saved someone's life!" ”
After saying that, she moved lightly, and walked towards her residence without even looking back, leaving Lan Ruxu alone in a stupid daze.
Lan Rusu scratched her head in confusion, looked at the empty bowl where Fang Ziyi drank the porridge, and patted her head as if she had realized something, as if that day, when she saved herself, wasn't she the magic crossbow she used?
When he reacted, where is there still Fang Ziyi's figure here, he beat his chest in annoyance, blue as a floc, blue as a floc, you are really stupid, what people wear closely, how can you belittle it, even if you have a conscience, you have to praise it, you say you are a girl, alas.
Lan Ruxu secretly scolded himself for being an idiot, then sighed, walked towards his residence, and was ready to go back to sleep, this night, he was really tired.
Not long after he had returned to the hut and lay down, he heard a knock at the door, and he said impatiently, "Who? Disturb Lao Tzu's good dream, don't you know that the sun hasn't set yet? ”
"Oh, blue boy, stop talking nonsense, hurry up, big, big lady please!" A familiar voice came from outside the door.