Chapter 131: It's All a Routine (Part II)
Chen Dingtian deliberately engaged in hand-to-hand combat with the villain played by James Bond, and this James Bond actually deliberately held this dagger. The first to show teeth and claws, but it did not hurt Chen Dingtian. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 infoIn fact, Chen Dingtian is just a literati, and he is actually trying his best to make a desperate appearance. James Bond is, after all, a French agent, and he is certainly not afraid of a literati counterattack. According to the plan, Chen Dingtian and James Bond are "really fighting", and Chen Dingtian is really punching and fighting hard. However, James Bond is an agent, so naturally he will not be afraid of a literati who will really fight, so it is very easy to cooperate with Chen Dingtian's real fight. Chen Dingtian was still given a big "fart and urine flow" by James Bond, and even began to bleed everywhere.
But in fact, this blood rush is obviously James Bond deliberately used some pig urine bubbles to make a small ball, and he can catch one at the slightest if necessary, so that the animal blood in it will also burst on the two of them, so it feels like the blood on Chen Dingtian's body is spraying, staining the clothes of both sides.
"Miss Qiu, Erniang, let's go!" Chen Dingtian bit through a small blood cell that James Bond stuffed into his mouth, and then "vomited blood" and said.
"Mr. Chen, Mr. Chen, Mr. Chen......" Qiu Erniang hurriedly shouted.
Qiu Erniang finally couldn't stand it anymore, and said angrily: "Bastard, I'll fight with you, fight!" ”
Of course, James Bond knew what the plot was going to be, because at this time someone had already begun to cooperate.
"Bang Bang Bang ......"
There was a burst of gunfire, and a burst of Mandarin was heard.
"Found it, Mr. Chen found it. Commander Zhou ordered, you must find Mr. Chen, if you can't find Mr. Chen, come and see you! ”
The troops of the Heaven and Earth Society began to rush here, and the villain played by James Bond hurriedly took advantage of this time to leave. James Bond walked away quickly, while Chen Dingtian, who was lying on the spot and was seriously injured, was still spitting blood in his mouth.
Qiu Erniang hurriedly wanted to come over to check on Chen Dingtian's injury, but someone came over faster, and this person was Guan Qin.
Guan Qin used the pen Qiu Erniang to come first, and came directly to Chen Dingtian's side, and hurriedly pretended to ask: "Husband, husband, are you okay?" You okay? ”
Just before Qiu Erniang came over, Guan Qin hurriedly said, "Husband, I'll disinfect and bandage you!" ”
Qiu Erniang said: "I know medical skills, I'll come!" ”
"No, in this kind of trauma, it is more suitable for Western medicine, do you know Western medicine?" Guan Qin hurriedly said.
Nonsense, if Qiu Erniang, a person who knows medical skills, is approached, it will be impossible to see at a glance that Chen Dingtian is not injured, but he is pretending! Therefore, Qiu Erniang, who knows medical skills, can't be allowed to get close, so according to the advance preparations, he directly uses Western medicine as a shirk.
Qiu Erniang didn't dare to get close, although she didn't know specific Western medicine, she had obviously heard of Western medicine. As for saying that Western medicine is better at trauma, he seems to have heard of this. Because Qiu Erniang didn't know Western medicine, she naturally didn't dare to approach. In this dark night, she couldn't see Chen Dingtian's specific injuries clearly, but looking at the appearance of "bleeding" all over her body, it was obvious that she was not lightly injured.
Guan Qin took out the bandaged cloth, and then wrapped Chen Dingtian like a mummy. But in fact, there is no need to do this, but in order to cover up the fact that Chen Dingtian is not injured, I have to wait to wrap Chen Dingtian up and become a mummy, so as to avoid letting Qiu Erniang, who understands medicine, see that Chen Dingtian is not injured.
When Chen Dingtian became a mummy, Qiu Erniang hurried over. And after she watched Chen Dingtian become a mummy, she really couldn't tell if Chen Dingtian was really injured.
"Mr. Chen, how are you?" Qiu Erniang asked.
In this dark night, Qiu Erniang actually didn't notice that Chen Dingtian's face was not pale with excessive blood loss, but there was still a lot of ruddy. However, Chen Dingtian deliberately touched the blood on his face before, maybe he could cover it up.
"Erniang, it hurts, I think I'm dying!" Chen Dingtian said "weakly".
Qiu Erniang hurriedly shouted: "What stupid words are you talking about, if you don't have something to do, you will be fine." ”
But of course Chen Dingtian knows the next plot routine, anyway, these things today are all a huge routine, all routines!
Qiu Erniang really cares about this Chen Dingtian very much, and Chen Dingtian sacrificed his life to save her several times just now, which is enough to move her. You must know that in ancient times, the grace of saving lives was to be promised by one's body. What's more, Chen Dingtian has been "sensationalizing" before, not only has he "confessed" inside, but later he even "sacrificed his life to save him", and finally even sacrificed his life to delay the robber, which is enough to make any woman, even if she is hard-hearted, be moved. What's more, this Qiu Erniang originally had a good impression of Chen Dingtian, which directly broke her heart.
"Mr. Chen, you must hold on, you must hold on!" Qiu Erniang hurriedly encouraged Chen Dingtian and said.
But Chen Dingtian immediately kicked his nose and said, "I'm so sleepy, I really want to sleep for a while!" ”
Qiu Erniang immediately hurriedly said: "Mr. Chen, don't sleep, Mr. Chen, don't sleep!" ”
Qiu Erniang is also studying medicine, she knows very well that the current situation is actually completely supported by a breath, if she loses this breath, she will really fall asleep completely. At this time, there must be perseverance, and the column must be supported. Maybe there is some hope for supporting the past, but once it can't be supported, there will be no hope at all. Qiu Erniang hurriedly persuaded Chen Dingtian to support him, so that there was hope for support, and he couldn't fall asleep.
But Chen Dingtian actually has no problem at all, just now he remembered that there are similar plots in many bloody film and television dramas, so he hurriedly hoped to be sensational.
Chen Dingtian then followed the arrangement in the bloody drama, and simply said: "Miss Qiu, Erniang, the biggest regret in my life is that I couldn't marry you." Now I'm leaving, and if there is an afterlife, I will definitely find a chance to marry you! ”
Chen Dingtian felt so disgusted that he wanted to vomit, but for the sake of the script, he had to finish this bloody drama. Anyway, people in this era have not experienced the baptism of so many bloody dramas, so naturally they will not have any special feelings.
At this time, Qiu Erniang simply ignored it, and said directly: "Mr. Chen, you hold on, don't die, you must not die." As long as you live, I will definitely marry you, I will definitely marry you! ”
Chen Dingtian admired his shamelessness, and actually let Qiu Erniang agree, but isn't this the situation in the bloody drama? However, if you follow the general bloody drama routine, the actor will definitely die. But this time it's a bigger routine, so obviously this Qiu Erniang was calculated by everyone.
"Erniang, what you said is true?" Chen Dingtian asked again.
Qiu Erniang immediately promised: "It's true, it's true, I promise you, I promise you!" ”
Qiu Erniang obviously didn't care about it at this time, in order to hang Chen Dingtian's breath, she really didn't care about anything.
Seeing that the situation was almost over, Guan Qin secretly signaled, and soon a group of people came over with stretchers, and then moved Chen Dingtian away. Then he was sent to the hospital's emergency room, and at this time, a doctor wearing a white coat and a white mask on his mouth walked into the operating room, preparing to perform the so-called operation on Chen Dingtian.
Qiu Erniang watched Chen Dingtian being pushed into the operating room, and then was very anxious.
"You must save him, he is doing it for me! You must save him, he is a good man, he is a very good man! Qiu Erniang said.
And Qiu Erniang didn't know that there were several people next to her who felt pity for this Qiu Erniang. This Qiu Erniang is still in the dark, as if she still thinks that Chen Dingtian is a good man and a big hero! He was moved here, but he didn't know that it was all routines, all routines!
In the operating room, Chen Dingtian quickly got the mummy bandage on his body.
"Bah, that little girl Guan Qin, you want to strangle me! This bandage is so tight, I couldn't breathe well just now! Chen Dingtian scolded.
And Fu Shanxiang, who walked in from the back door of the operating room, said: "Deputy Director, it seems that you have a lot of talent for acting?" In the future, I don't know how many girls will be deceived again? ”
"Hey, you're going to act, and you didn't notify me first. Directly let Guan Qin knock me out, and directly come to make this good show. Fortunately, my acting skills are passable, otherwise I would have been in real trouble this time. Chen Dingtian said.
However, Fu Shanxiang smiled and said: "This time, I directed this play, it's not bad, right?" ”
"Well, it's okay, but it's mainly my acting skills." Chen Dingtian said.
Fu Shanxiang smiled and said: "Husband, wait for the full set of plays, and then I will go to the hospital bed to perform a play." When the time comes, I won't worry about this Qiu Erniang. When the time comes, you will be a beauty and a country together, and no one has ever obtained the country, just like you are so cheap and happy. ”
"Cut, you can think of such a broken idea? Fu Shanxiang, your little girl's skin is also broken, right? In the future, what will future generations say about me, Liu Bei's country, I will cry anyway. But if I really became an emperor, what would you make people say about me? At that time, will people create an afterword, saying that Chen Dingtian's country - bubbled out of the girl? Or is it Chen Dingtian's country - eaten by eating soft rice? This exercise is really broken. Fu Shanxiang, you can also think of such a broken idea? Chen Dingtian snorted.
Fu Shanxiang replied; "It's not me who I came up with, it's not me who is broken, it's the author."
"That's right! The author of this book, the festival is really broken, and he actually wants to save the country through the harem and pick up girls to get the country, it is really a broken festival! This author is definitely not a good bird! Chen Dingtian scolded.
"Alright, the operation is almost over, hurry. Let's hurry up and prepare, the last scene of the plot is about to begin, hurry up and prepare! Fu Shanxiang said.
Soon, Veneus, who pretended to be a Western doctor, began to continue to break Chen Dingtian's belt, but in order to prevent that Qiu Erniang from seeing it, this bandage was still very tight, and it still made Chen Dingtian a mummy. After all, that Qiu Erniang knows medical skills, although it is not too advanced medical skills, but if you are not prepared, it is easy to get through it. The package becomes a mummy, this is an inevitable need, otherwise let that Qiu Erniang see it, not only will the previous efforts be wasted, but it will have more unpredictable consequences due to love and hatred.
Chen Dingtian was wrapped up and sent as a mummy, and Qiu Erniang hurriedly came over.
"Mr. Chen, how is Mr. Chen?" Qiu Erniang asked.
Wittens, who pretended to be a Western doctor, said in English: "This gentleman is in very bad health, and he has been stabbed more than a dozen times, but fortunately he did not hurt his internal organs, which is a blessing in misfortune." But now that he has been rescued, he will have to recuperate for a while. ”
Werix actually speaks Chinese, and even the standard level of Chinese is much better than that of many Chinese with accents. However, Venix chose to converse in English, with Fu Shanxiang next to him as the translator. This is because Venix still has to take a look in front of this Qiu Erniang, so it is naturally not good to use Chinese directly to avoid accent problems for Qiu Erniang to discover. Of course, now Venix is also wearing a white mask.
"It's okay, it's okay...... it's okay," Qiu Erniang finally said with a sigh of relief.
Venix hurriedly seized this opportunity and took the initiative to ask Qiu Erniang: "This lady, are you the wife of this gentleman?" ”
Qiu Erniang couldn't understand English, so Fu Shanxiang translated. When she heard this, Qiu Erniang was very hesitant. Because she promised Chen Dingtian before, saying that as long as he has no problems and comes back to life, she will be his woman. But now that he is really alive, this makes him hesitate. In fact, this is also normal, in order to appease Chen Dingtian, she didn't care about anything before, but when she really recovered, she would still be a little hesitant.
Fu Shanxiang probably knew about this situation, and they all quickly explained: "This young lady is not her husband's wife at present!" ”
However, Vertix, who pretended to be a doctor, also took advantage of this opportunity to strike while the iron was hot, and hurriedly said: "This is, my Mr. Chen is very affectionate to you." At that dangerous time, he was a literati who could work hard for you, and this was really very affectionate to you. So I hope you can think about your relationship well. I can see that you seem to have a crush on him too. Although he has a wife, don't you Chinese allow men to have several wives? In fact, as long as the family is together, happiness is enough. ”
Venix is pretending to be forced here, apparently here as an "outsider" to "persuade". This is also one of the scripts, according to those bloody dramas. A small number of bloody dramas will be rescued by the injured man, but the woman who promised to marry him suddenly hesitated. At this time, an "outsider" is needed to strengthen, and this Venix, who pretends to be a Western doctor, is also a very good "outsider", and at this time, deliberately persuading as an "outsider" can work wonders. (To be continued.) )