Chen Zhong is not a few years younger than Zheng Gang, and the life experiences of the two have a lot in common, plus they work in the same group and live in the same house, so they quickly understand each other. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 info Zheng Gang is an extroverted personality, loves to talk and laugh, there are many old comrades in the office, he doesn't talk casually, and when he returns to the dormitory, he bragged and chatted with the morning bell. Because Chen Zhong is a newcomer in the agency, he is still a little restrained in talking and doing things in public, and he likes to talk to Zheng Gang when he returns to the dormitory, and the two often joke together.

Once, Chen Zhong walked into the big room where Zheng Gang lived and said to him: "You have been sitting here since dinner, it's time to rest for a while, are you practicing writing poetry again, a few days ago Staff Officer Chen also praised you for the rapid improvement of your writing level, mainly thanks to the study of poetry, you should not only write poems for self-appreciation in the future, nor can I be the only reader, you can contribute to newspapers and periodicals." ”

"It's not that I haven't submitted it, but the manuscripts that have been submitted have been returned."

The weather was a little hot, Zheng Gang was surfing the Internet next to the microcomputer with his bare back, his fingers did not stop moving, and he glanced at the morning bell and said.

"What are the poems you submitted?" The morning bell asked again.

"There are free body long and short sentences, as well as five laws and seven laws."

"Newspapers and periodicals may reject manuscripts under the Five Laws and Seven Laws, but if you write a 'uniform' manuscript, they will not return it again, and I often see the phrase 'no return for any manuscripts' in newspaper manuscript contracts." Chen Zhong sat down on Zheng Gang's bed and said with a smile.

"Are you making fun of me? It doesn't matter if others make fun of me, if even you make fun of me, what strength do I have to live, just jump into the washbasin and drown myself. Zheng Gang turned off the microcomputer, tugged at his numb fingers, and said to Chenzhong.

"You must not die, otherwise, we will have two Dragon Boat Festivals every year in the future, and it will cost you more money to eat zongzi once."

Zheng Gang laughed, the fat on his stomach rippled, pointed to the morning bell and said, "You look serious in front of the leaders and old staff officers, and you are very good at playing poor in front of me." ”

"If you look serious day and night, and don't suffocate people to death, and release the suppressed emotions during the day at night, you can be physiologically balanced, don't talk about me, and you're not the same."

"You have a point!" Zheng Gang grabbed a shirt and put it on his body, and said to Chenzhong, "When I was working at the grassroots level, there were more young people, and we could sing and play chess and billiards together at night. ”

"When a bachelor can't blame others, your old man should have started a family a long time ago, but he didn't hurry up, and he deigned to live in a bachelor dormitory with me in his thirties."

"If I had the natural conditions like yours, the girlfriend I talked about would have been 'fighting' a long time ago. If you look at my figure, in the words of some girls, 'the upper body is thick, the lower body is short, either gluttonous or lazy.' They judged me by their appearance, and when they met me, they pressed the delete button on me from the list of pre-selected boyfriends. Zheng Gang said, angrily patting the microcomputer keyboard in front of him, "It's right to say that I didn't grasp it myself, my classmates and comrades-in-arms of the same age have entered the grave of love and have been sentenced to 'capital punishment', and only I am the survivor." However, when I was in high school, I was not physically blessed, and I was as slim as you, and when I graduated, two female classmates chased me. ”

"Were you 'early love' or 'early chaos'?"

"It's neither 'early love' nor 'early chaos', the two of them chased me, one was that I read one of her novels and didn't return it, and the other was that I borrowed her phone card and wanted to repay the debt."

"Your words are interesting!" Chen Zhong said with a smile, "The figure is only an external condition, my aunt's son is similar to you in all aspects, he can be said to be 'changing with each passing day' when he talks about his girlfriend, and if he doesn't change people for three months, he will be considered an 'old husband and wife'." In fact, with a family like yours, if you walk casually on the street, you will be followed by a large group. ”

"Flies or mosquitoes?"

"It's bees, and they're all females without mates."

Zheng Gang laughed again, the fat on his body was "trembling with flowers" for a while, he wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes and said: "You don't know too much about today's girls, they want to ride both a BMW and a white horse, the doctor I talked about last time, the face is okay, the facial features are properly distributed, and there is no freckles, which belongs to 'Meijiajing'." But the figure is not too good, the front chest is not bulging, the back is bulging, the waist is fat, the feet are big, and the neck is thick. It was because of her higher education that she changed from a doctor to a 'peeler' in front of me, and her words were like knives, almost peeling me off a layer of skin. Some girls have very strong self-confidence, always thinking that they are princesses, but you don't want to think about whether your father is the emperor or not. It is said that a person lives quite freely, marriage is a carpenter wearing a flail, self-inflicted, we originally lived upstairs with the son of a retired cadre, last May Day just got married, there was a period of time when the two always had a fight, not only bad words to each other, but also a physical conflict, this kind of physical conflict, in the arena called boxing, at home called fighting. As I walk down the stairs, I can sometimes see men with duct tape on their foreheads and iodine on the corners of their mouths. One day, it was very late at night, and they were still arguing, scolding, and throwing things, and I couldn't stand it, so I went upstairs and knocked on the door and said to them: Please don't make trouble, okay, and make more contributions to world peace and social harmony. Do you know what happened in the end? The quilt of the two has not yet warmed up, and they will leave after the Spring Festival this year. Hey, have you read a poem I wrote last year? There are two sentences in it that go like this: "rustling and ------" outside the window, which is the wind and the leaves talking, and inside the window, "clicking and ------", it is the husband and wife fighting. ”

Chenzhong said: "You don't suffer from fear of marriage syndrome because you have seen too much of this kind of thing, there are many loving couples in the world, you don't turn a blind eye, Counselor Zhang and his family have a deep relationship, the important thing is that they can support each other and understand each other." ”

Zheng Gang nodded and said: "You are telling the truth, Staff Officer Zhang's lover came from her hometown with the army, she looks average, she does not fall into the country or the city, but she can give everything she has to create the most appropriate working and learning environment for her husband and son." I am a cheerful person, I don't suffer from fear of marriage syndrome, a relationship passes, bow my head and mourn for three minutes, and then hold my chest high and move towards a new life. What I just said is not that I am afraid of getting married, but that I advocate that we should be cautious when talking about friends and getting married, and some people say that although the marriage certificate is just a simple 'contract', you can 'buy' it for a small amount of money, but it cannot guarantee the quality of marriage, and there is no commitment to implement 'three guarantees' and after-sales service. ”

"Your words are very vivid." Chen Zhong said, "Let me tell you something serious, Director Cui said this afternoon that young staff officers should strengthen their cultural and professional studies, and I want to apply for the in-service graduate class of the military academy, I don't know what your plans are?" ”

"The two of us thought of going together, and I just checked the admissions brochures of several colleges and universities on the Internet."

Chen Zhong said happily: "Great, let's try our best to apply for the same college, so that if there are any problems in the study, it is easy to discuss together." ”

Zheng Gang turned on the microcomputer again, and the two heads, one fat and one thin, came together.