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Zhang Shun hit the pimple, and with a gentle pull after two or three steps, Wang Binglin screamed like a marionette, and got out of bed smoothly. Under the flickering lights on and off, a pale and ugly bare-ass figure appeared in front of everyone.

Oh my God, this is embarrassing!

"Let's go, pull him to the street, and go to the official after the street!" The two masked men followed, and one of them asked, "Do you want to beat the gong as you go?" ”

"Makes sense."

Wang Binglin collapsed into a mess, see your sister's official, Lao Tzu is an official, okay? But I can't say this, as soon as I say it, I may not cause any trouble, so I have to put on my body and keep begging, he really wants to kneel down and beg these uncles, but just now, he was immediately pulled back.

"Hey, hey, it's almost, save some face for the old man!" Ning Ze finally spoke, and with a smile, the three heroes all calmed down. Wang Binglin can be regarded as a savior, and poor Baba is counting on Ning Ze. Although according to common sense, the more people who speak at this time, the less good they are.

Ning Ze got up slowly, put the wooden board and pen behind him, staggered to Wang Binglin, and saw his hair from his toes.

"I know you!" This was the first sentence that Ning Ze and Wang Binglin said.

"Huh?" Wang Binglin looked dazed.

"You are the prince of the county governor, hehe, hello, my name is Ning Ze!" He actually pinned the brush to his ear and pulled out a hand to shake hands with others.

Wang Binglin, who was frightened, instinctively stretched out his hand and let him shake it a few times, and his mouth was bald: "No, I'm not, I'm, I am-" He wanted to deny it for a while, and wanted to admit it for a while, very entangled.

"Don't pretend, you are Wang Zhixian, if you don't admit it, it won't be interesting, good!"

Uh, well, Wang Binglin stopped talking.

"What are you doing, but what you are doing is not very authentic, you also know that the imperial court prohibits officials from staying in prostitution. If this is known, I will take a copy of you, but there will be nothing, right? ”

"Yes, yes!"

"Even if you don't join you, as long as these brothers pull your appearance down the street, do you think you still have the face to live in the world? It doesn't matter if you die, I'm afraid that your wife, children, children and grandchildren who are far away from your hometown won't be able to raise your head for the rest of your life. Alas, the ancestral tablet doesn't have you, the family tree also erases you, and the ancestral cemetery gives you the most humble, you say that you have read the sage books all your life, and you have such a result, tsk, tsk-"

"Please, please!" Wang Binglin was so tearful by him that he was full of tears, tears of remorse!

"Okay, we are all understanding people, if you don't say it, you won't say it, anyway, you can see it, we came prepared today, it's nothing more than something to find you, as for what will happen, doesn't it depend on your attitude, my lord!" Ning Ze followed the good path.

"I promise, I promise everything!" Wang Binglin didn't think about it, and agreed to come down.

"Well, it's refreshing, it's a man, what, second brother, what do you want?"

"The magistrate of the county has been invited, and the small one is the head of the boat gang fishing by the Tang River, called Zhang Shun!" Zhang Shunyi lowered his head, clenched his fists and sang a big fat song to Wang Binglin.

This fat sang so much that Wang Binglin grinned and couldn't help standing on tiptoe for a long time, and his face turned pale to say that he had received it.

"I don't have anything to do, it's just that we make a living by fishing and ferrying here, and the government's extortion is also fierce, and the brothers under my command are not covered with clothes and food, so I have no choice but to invite these two Taoist brothers to meet with the old man at a high price. Without him, I just want to let us live, from now on, we will be exempted from everything except the taxes of the imperial court, and no one will be allowed to bully us again! ”

"This is easy, this is easy!" Wang Binglin smiled reluctantly. It's really not a difficult thing to do, so hurry up and agree.

Wang Binglin looked at Ning Ze again: "What does this little brother want?" ”

"Hehe, the husband I want is a little difficult, but it doesn't matter, I want a fairness."

"Justice? What justice? ”

"I'm not busy saying this at this time, I've only stayed for two **** to go to the yamen to fight a lawsuit, and I ask the master to handle it impartially when he arrives."

Wang Binglin was only thinking about how to get out at this time, where to go back and think about what lawsuit the kid was going to fight? I just promised with a mouthful of words, saying that I would definitely do it.

"The county magistrate is refreshing, and the little ones are really grateful to Dade. What second brother, do you think it's time to solve this thing? Ning Ze thanked Wang Binglin with a smile and said to Zhang Shun.

Zhang Shun stiffened his neck: "That's not possible, what should I do if I turn around and regret it?" Not only did you not count what you promised, but you also took us to prison, are you responsible? ”

"This won't, this won't, this official has always counted when he speaks, and he has no regrets! A few heroes are good to their officials, how can they have the reason to take revenge? Rest assured, rest assured! Wang Binglin was anxious and painful, sweating profusely, thinking in his heart that as long as Lao Tzu got rid of this predicament, he would definitely make you thieves look good when he turned back!

"Empty words!"

"I'm proof!" Wang Binglin hurriedly said: "If you have pen and ink, borrow it." "At this time, Wang Binglin felt that the situation was gradually under his control, writing a note is a fart, what can you do to me when I turn my face and don't admit it? With what kind of writing do you have, I just don't have to write like my own handwriting?

He looked at it all over his eyes, among these four people, that is, the one named Ning Ze seemed to be a little cultured, and the other few were coarse, what kind of bird words did they recognize? Even if Ning Ze knows how to read, will he still recognize my handwriting?

Think about it, you still have the majority of your wins.

Zhang Shunfa was stunned for a long time, feeling that there was only this way, and nodded: "Yes, please ask the master to leave a note." After speaking, he went to Ning Ze to ask for paper and pen.

Ning Ze had been watching from the side, and only then did he smile and wave his hand to Zhang Shun: "What are you panicking about?" You are an old man, can you recognize the handwriting, do you recognize the handwriting of the county minister? If you write two words casually, you will still be a baby. Turn around and beat you as a cripple, report to the court to accuse you of framing officials for attempting rebellion, and kill your whole family! ”

Wang Binglin was anxious, didn't his little calculation be pierced by others? This is not the time to do judicial popularization work, and it can't be said that there is a "law of overstepping the lawsuit" that allows them to go to the state government to sue the people, right? That's self-defeating. Sweating for a while, I could only say: "No, no, absolutely not." ”

Ning Ze shook his head: "Master, we really can't trust you." But let's show you something first. After saying that, he took out a piece of torn paper from his bosom. Wang Binglin leaned over his head and looked at it, his head buzzed, this kid, a thief and a thief, when did he tear off the notice of Anmin posted by himself, or the part that he signed.

There's nothing to say, as long as you don't sign it like it, it's the end of a matchmaking street! Wang Binglin cried urgently, so he had to grit his teeth and admit defeat: "Little brother, don't worry, the lower officials will never be so shameless!" ”

"Well, that's right. Forgive me, sir, the little ones are doing this scourge, and it will not be a drop if they don't do porcelain. In fact, we absolutely believe that the master, a righteous man and gentleman who reads the books of sages, how can he do such a faceless and lowly thing? Then there is no need to make a note, but—"

"But what?" Hearing that there was no need to even set up a note, Wang Binglin was surprised and hurriedly asked.

"But, please give me an autograph, hehe!" After Ning Ze finished speaking, he took out the board from behind his back and handed it to Wang Binglin.

Wang Binglin took it tremblingly and almost passed out.

, There are three or four pieces of paper pressed on the board, all of which are sketches of Wang Zhixian's various postures on the bed just now!

"This, this, this—"

"What is this? Is it good to draw, like it? Ning Ze asked with a smile.

Of course, what is his background? The backbone of the Palace Museum's cultural relics restoration, painting these spring work pictures, isn't it easy to capture? The lines, the proportions, should be more smooth and smooth, more symmetrical and more symmetrical, especially the appearance of Wang Binglin and Zhang Cuier, which can be called a photo remake. But in this great Song Dynasty, can there be a second person who can draw it?

In fact, he had already drawn the physiognomy part, so it didn't matter. Who would dare to talk to him about whether the posture is right or not? The key is to look authentic. He came up quietly just now and has been hiding in the dark, how can he see what Wang Binglin looks like? Or wait for Zhang Shun and them to make trouble, Zhang Cuier and Wang Binglin showed their faces, and they hurried to make up for it without saying a word. It's seamless!

"If you think the painting is good, you might as well draw two more small ones and give them to the master to take back and enjoy the aftertaste." Ning Ze saw that he was speechless, and hurriedly joked.

"No, no, no!" Wang Binglin was about to cry.

"In this case, then please ask the master to inscribe a few sentences on these paintings, if you can compose poems, of course, it is better. If you can't do it in a hurry, you just need to write the words 'this is my own photo', sign it when you're done, press a handprint, and we'll live together. What do you think? Don't cheat, sir, you old man should believe the small one, and you can recognize the handwriting. ”

As he spoke, Wang Binglin's liver trembled. After living for more than 50 years, I have never encountered such a sinister and dirty thing!

Zhang Shun stood beside him with the string, quietly listening to the two answers. Seeing that Wang Binglin was trembling and didn't speak, he pulled the fishing line in his hand: "Master, do you agree?" ”

Wang Binglin was torn so painfully, and the old skin and old meat jumped and jumped: "Yes, I promised, don't pull it, ouch my mother!" ”

"Yes, the master told you to stop, you guy, you will be nonsense!" Ning Ze hurriedly followed and scolded Zhang Shun.

Then things are easy to do, the table full of wine and food is all moved, the space is vacated, the pen and ink are paved, and the four people respectfully ask Wang Zhixian to do the next ink treasure. When Ning Ze came, he didn't forget to praise with a smile: "Lord Zhixian, you are sitting on the bench with a bare ass - you have a board and eyes!" ”

What else can Wang Binglin do besides rolling his eyes?

After inscribed the words, drew the inscription, and took out the ink to ask him to leave a few thick fingerprints, Ning Ze divided the four sketches into two places, and handed the two to Zhang Shun: "Second brother, you can take this." If any of our brothers have an accident, this is our life-saving guy! Zhang Shunmei smiled and hurriedly took it cautiously, saying that he must hide in a place where no one can find it.

That's it!

The brothers thanked Wang Binglin for their kindness, and then slowly and gently went down the small building. The little dog was lying on the table with half a bottle of wine in his arms. After all, he is a person from the rivers and lakes, and Zhang Shun's sweat medicine is really good. Ning Ze picked a thumb up.

The ladder they had gently lowered when they came to the door was still there, and a few of them climbed up the wall along the ladder, where they came from and where they went back. It's really unaware.