Chapter 16 [Freak Duo]

"My father, you don't know, my mother has told me again and again, if I dare to hide from her to play in the river, she will break my legs......" Compared to Zhang Yutou, Zhang Erlin seems to be more afraid of her mother, "According to me, I am afraid that my legs will not be beaten by her, and I will give them a discount first...... She's going to break my leg, and she'll have to wait until I can come back with this little life. Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info"

has been here for so many months, and Li Qingshan has naturally heard about Shui Kou's affairs.

The era in which he is now living is the period of the Northern and Southern Dynasties to be exact, which can be regarded as a major division in Chinese history for a long time. The land of China takes the Yangtze River as the natural boundary and is divided into north and south, and at most time, several countries coexist in the north and south of the river at the same time.

At the end of the Northern Wei Dynasty, the northern land was divided into the Eastern Wei and Western Wei, both of which were seized by the ministers. The Eastern Wei Dynasty was in power Gao Huan, Gao Huan passed the throne to his eldest son Gao Cheng, Gao Cheng's security work was not done, he was assassinated, hanged, and his younger brother Gao Yang succeeded to the throne, seized the world of the Eastern Wei Dynasty, and established the Northern Qi Dynasty.

In the Western Wei Dynasty, Yuwentai, another powerful minister, laid the foundation of the country, and his son Yuwenjue founded the country as emperor and established the Northern Zhou Dynasty.

The Northern Qi and Northern Zhou were bounded by the Yellow River on the land north of the Yangtze River, and faced each other from east to west.

In 560 AD, a strongman ruler appeared in the Northern Zhou Dynasty, which was later called Yuwen Yong, Emperor Wu of the Northern Zhou Dynasty. Yuwen Yong rectified the rule of officials and made great efforts to make the Northern Zhou Dynasty clear and clear, and the people finally ushered in a stable life after a long period of turmoil, and the country was strong for a while.

Yu Wenyong was an aspiring and far-sighted king, and after years of recuperation, he finally eliminated the Northern Qi in 577 AD and reunified the north.

Next, he was ready to personally lead the army to crusade against the Turks in five directions, with the intention of stabilizing the north, and then conquer the south of the Great River, and finally dominate the world and complete the hegemony of the ages.

It's a pity that before the Turks were sent out to fight against the Turks, Yuwen Yong died of a strange illness, and a generation of heroes died.

After the Northern Zhou Dynasty lasted for four years, in 581 AD, Yang Jian, who was the prime minister of Zuo, was proclaimed emperor by the Zhou of the Chan Dynasty and changed the name of the country to Sui, and the Northern Zhou Dynasty perished. The last emperor of the Northern Zhou Dynasty was Yang Jian's own grandson, and to put it mildly, Yang Jian took away his grandson's world.

In the south, the Southern Chen, founded by Chen Baxian, firmly controlled the area east of Jiangling and south of the Yangtze River, forming a north-south confrontation with the Sui State in the north. The two major powers in the north and south take the Yangtze River as their border, and on the surface they do not interfere with each other, but in private, neither dares to take the other lightly.

It is this situation of separation between the north and the south that has made a group of water robbers active in the waters of the Yangtze River for a long time. The relations between the two countries are relatively sensitive, but on the contrary, this group of water bandits has gained great benefits, because in order to eradicate the water bandits, it is certainly necessary to send troops, and no matter which country sends troops, once there is some trouble, it will inevitably be misunderstood by the enemy country as a provocative move.

Later, because of the frequent occurrence of people going out of the river to fish and being robbed by the water bandits, the local government had a headache, so they simply came to a one-size-fits-all approach, prohibiting the neighboring villagers from fishing in the river, and the violators should bear the consequences.

Shui Kou and his mother-in-law happened to be scared by Zhang Yutou, even if he had a hot temper, he finally couldn't be ruthless now, sighed, waved his hand and scolded angrily: "Alas, this doesn't work, that doesn't work, rest tomorrow, don't fish, damn it." ”

Li Qingshan took out a few coppers and stuffed them into Zhang Yu's hand with water stains: "Uncle Zhang, today's fish money." ”

"Sensei, just three fish." Zhang Yutou stuffed the money back hard, paused, and seemed to remember something, "By the way, Qingzi, when Uncle entered the village just now, I heard that you were beaten by Huang Cunzheng?" ”

Li Qingshan nodded curtly, his butt still hurts at this moment. Huang Cunzheng had practiced when he was young, and his skills were so fast that he couldn't talk.

"Huang Cunzheng has always been sensible, a mouth can break the living into death, and then break the dead into a living again, and if he can move his mouth, he will never do it. Speaking of which, I haven't seen him deal with anyone in decades. Qingzi, what's the matter, tell your uncle. ”

Seeing that Li Qingshan patronized and smiled bitterly and didn't answer, Zhang Yutou was anxious: "What the hell is going on?" ”

I can't talk too much about this matter, I'm afraid that you won't give me fish in the future.

"Uncle Zhang, this ...... You can leave me some privacy," Li Qingshan scratched his head, fortunately, his brain turned quickly, and he quickly used the topic to divert Dafa, "...... By the way, Uncle Zhang, that person didn't tell you that something big happened on the mountain? ”

"On the mountain?"

Zhang Yutou really didn't ask Huang Cunzheng about beating him anymore, and looked at Li Qingshan with a puzzled face, but soon thought of something, and his face turned a little green in an instant, "What's wrong, whose baby is ......?"

Li Qingshan nodded: "I heard what kind of wall it is, it opened the way, maybe it was really a naughty little kid who did it." "I thought of the big cow I had never met.

Zhang Yutou saw him nodding, and secretly screamed in his heart, after listening to what he said, he breathed a sigh of relief, his heart was okay, this situation was ...... After all, it was more optimistic than he expected.

Rao is like this, Zhang Yutou still attaches great importance to it, and asks with a solemn expression: "Is the mouth big?" Did anyone rush there? ”

"I don't know, Huang Cunzheng and my eldest brother have gone, and I heard that Uncle Ma seems to have rushed there early."

Before the words fell, Zhang Yutou had already thrown the fish basket on the ground with a "horn", spread his legs and ran in the direction of the back mountain, while running, he hurriedly took off the fishing nets that he was wearing and brought back to repair them, and threw them on the ground with all hands and feet. I didn't realize that something was wrong until I was halfway through, how cold and swishing, I looked down, and quickly stopped. As soon as he finished fiddling, he ran in the direction of the back mountain.

Looking from behind, a middle-aged uncle who has suffered a mid-life crisis and has been depressed for a long time has finally made up his mind and decided to run naked.

After thinking about it, I felt that something was wrong.,The style of painting is wrong......

Li Qingshan was a little stunned, Uncle Zhang's reaction was too big, he turned his head and looked at Zhang Erling in wonder: "Fatty, what's wrong with your father, what kind of medicine did you take......?"

"My father, he's ......" Zhang Erleng's fat face was a little gloomy at this time, "He's just rushing to help, don't pay attention to him." As he spoke, he ran forward and silently picked up the fishing nets that Zhang Yutou threw on the way one by one.

This style of painting is not right at all, the hot-tempered Zhang Yutou is naked, and the fat man who is happy all day long is also sentimental, which makes Li Qingshan a little surprised for a while, isn't it just that he caught some less fish and a hole in the wall, is it worth it to be so sad for this father and son who are not used to being heartless on weekdays?

Zhang Erren picked up the fishing net, looked at the smaller and smaller figure of Zhang Yutou, sighed softly, and then turned his head and said: "Brother Qing, about fishing, I will persuade my father again, but looking at this, it is estimated that I will not be able to catch it for a few days." One day, my father was not happy, and the two of us had to go home and dry the nets. You know my father's temperament, it's not something I can say...... You'll have to prepare early, I want to help you squeeze the fish again, and then there won't be a single fish. ”

"Shhh …… It's fun to squeeze fish, those old ducks are at your mercy, comfortable, but you don't know what it's like outside......"

Zhang Erling was stunned: "What does it look like?" ”

"They all say I'm a weirdo!" Li Qingshan reached into the barrel with his hand and flicked the fish that seemed to be weak, and the fish swung its tail and ran away, Li Qingshan's mood was clearer, and there were finally three fish.

Zhang Erling was a little stunned, and opened his mouth wide to reveal two ridiculously large front teeth: "Weirdo? Says who? ”

"Listening to Uncle Huang's tone, it seems that the whole village is spreading it." Li Qingshan's expression was a little sad, "...... I see, don't follow me lately, a weirdo is still less lethal, if you become a freak twins duo again, I'm afraid that Huang Bo will have to put a big hat on me again, and at that time, I'm afraid that my ass will still suffer. No, no, no, no, you kid better rest for a while......"

Zhang Erleng obviously completely misunderstood the point of his words, and the dead fat man's eyes lit up, and he shouted: "Freak swallows ...... What duo are you swallowing? ”

"Twins." Li Qingshan didn't think much about it, and replied when he opened his mouth.

"Hey, what's wrong to swallow......" Zhang Erling muttered to himself, disgusted for a while, "Brother Qing, this is just a gimmick, you don't have to swallow it, right?" ”

Li Qingshan saw that he was nauseating and touching his chest just now, and he was still wondering in his heart, but after hearing his words, he understood where he was thinking, and he was suddenly a little messy.

Zhang Erling actually spit and vomit and spit and get used to it, this girl spat on the ground, her eyes narrowed into a glimmer of laughter, "Brother Qing, it sounds a little disgusting, but I have thought about it, this is domineering, and this is the ......"

Li Qingshan continued to be speechless, glanced at him blankly, and didn't bother to pay attention to his bad taste.

He obviously has lingering feelings about Huang Cunzheng's magical straw sandal skills, if this old man is ruthless next time, upgrade his equipment, such as a kitchen knife or something......

Mom, thinking of this, Li Qingshan's expression suddenly became very serious: "Fatty, tell you that it's very tight, I'll do it myself in the future, don't get involved, I'll talk about it when I have a chance in the future." ”

“…… Yes, Brother Qing, anyway, you won't have any fish for me to squeeze soon, if it's Gu Laoqi's fish, then let those ducks swallow it, and I won't help you squeeze it. You don't know, I set up a stall with my father, and he ran it all ......."

“……”

Looking at the pitiful three fish in the barrel, Li Qingshan was really a little worried.

If you want to train the cormorants to be able to fish, in addition to spending time, you have to consume a lot of fish, no way, this is necessary, you can't always take a stone to train the cormorants.

He is very optimistic about the future of cormorant fishing, but without fish, there is no future at all.

In addition to money, what he needs most now is fish.