The famous Li Fuzi of these ten miles and eight villages came to Shuixi Village, attracting the villagers of the entire Shuixi Village to come and watch. The pen %fun %www.biquge.info is regarded as this famous village bandit, and as soon as he mentioned the pen, he was recognized by Li Fuzi and wanted to be accepted as a student. However, as soon as this pair of straw paper with the words "Chen Daniu" written on it appeared, there was a lot of sighs among the villagers.

"What is this about? It's better than what I wrote. ”

"Yes, this Master Li ......, it won't be an old dizziness."

"Besides, this is not a poem, I have long heard that this time Li Fuzi accepts students, depending on talent, calligraphy, calligraphy and articles, this, what is this? Hehe......"

Bursts of laughter erupted from the crowd.

I've never eaten pork, and I've never seen a pig run. Although the eldest daughter-in-law of the Chen family can't read and write, she has also seen people write, and on the two strokes on this dirty paper, perhaps, she casually took the pen and cheered twice, and it was like this. Listening to the ridicule of the villagers, their faces turned feverish. angrily urged his son Chen Daniu again, "Did you write this?" If not, you can tell the Master! ”

"Don't worry, mother, let me think about it." Chen Daniu stretched his neck, his face was about to be pasted with the paper, his nose twitched from time to time, looking at the action, it seemed that he was not looking at the handwriting, but smelling the smell. Immediately, he raised his head, reached out and scratched his scalp, and muttered in a low voice, "Well, it seems to be the smell of my body......"

"Hahaha......"

Although Chen Daniu's voice was small, it still made everyone listen to it, causing a burst of laughter.

The eldest daughter-in-law of the Chen family was even more angry and ashamed, "Let you know how to read, you smell it, you belong to a dog!" ”

"Oops! That's my one! When Chen Daniu stared at the rice paper and was confused, his eyes suddenly lit up, and he pointed to a piece of oil at the corner of the rice paper, and became excited, "I fell a little bit on the last time I ate, mother, look, this oil is still there!" ”

"Uh......" The eldest daughter-in-law of the Chen family was so angry that she couldn't speak, and she only felt that her face was burning even more.

"Hehehe......" With a burst of laughter, Xu squeezed out of the crowd, followed by Lin Shixiu and Lin Dezhong with a face full of black mud. The three of them came to the eldest daughter-in-law of the Chen family, and Xu snorted and laughed for a while, pretending to persuade: "Da Niu mother, what are you angry about!" You and Da Niu and his father can't read, and it's not easy for children to write their own names. Oh, even if this word is written ......, it's not very good-looking, but it is still written, you should be happy. Besides, Da Niu is not one of us, he has been taught by his father since he was a child, and this word has long been practiced. Saying that, Xu shook his head proudly, looked around, and then looked at Li Fuzi again, and said, "Li Fuzi, you shouldn't be the ...... in the phase this time, these three words, right?" ”

Li Fuzi hesitated for a moment and said, "Well, it's not ......."

"Oh, I knew that you came to our village this time to collect our children. So, why are you still staying here, go up to our house! Xu Shi raised the corners of his eyes, looked at the people around him, and couldn't wait to take Master Li to the Lin family to show off.

Li Fuzi was so busy that he raised his palm and said, "Uh, don't worry. Uh, your family? It's ......"

Lin Shixiu felt that Xu was a little impatient and embarrassed, and when he heard Master Li's question, he personally responded: "Dog, Lin Dezhong." ”

"Lin Dezhong......" Li Fuzi frowned, thought hard for a while, shook his head and said: "I'm ashamed, the old man doesn't remember Ling Gongzi's poems very clearly. ”

"I don't know?" When Xu Shi heard this, his face immediately changed. I think that if Li Fuzi didn't come to accept his son as a student, then he was a teacher in a village, what was the big deal, and he still needed her to laugh and laugh. Xu Shi twitched his mouth, swept the corner of his eyes at Master Li, and said displeasedly: "Then what are you doing in our village?" Could it be that you are deliberately laughing at someone? The Xu family was weird and deliberately instigated the conflict between Chen Daniu's family and Li Fuzi.

After listening to Xu's words, Li Yan'er, who was hiding behind Li Fuzi, jumped out, with a small pink face, bulging like a small bun, and said angrily: "My grandfather didn't have such idle work." You aunt, why do you talk so nonsense! ”

Xu snorted twice and said, "I'm talking nonsense? Look at the writing of these three words, it is crooked, and even my wife feels ashamed when he sees it. If Li Fuzi didn't deliberately laugh at the big cow, why did he come all the way here? Is it really idle? ”

Lin Dezhong stood at Xu's feet, and when he heard his dear mother, he buried the words he wrote vigorously, sticking out his tongue from time to time.

Li Yan'er was so angry that her mouth tightened, but she didn't know how to argue with Xu, she just crossed her waist and stood in front of Li Fuzi, as if she wanted to protect her grandfather.

Li Fuzi didn't think much of Xu's words, stroked his beard, and said with a faint smile: "You misunderstood!" The old man is not here to look for the person who wrote the three words 'Chen Da Niu'. Rather, ask him, who left the other inkblots on this piece of paper? As he spoke, Mr. Li opened the corners of the rice paper, revealing a messy pile of small characters that were like hemp.

The onlookers couldn't see the words in the corner clearly, so they squeezed forward curiously, as if they were watching some rare bird.

Lin Shixiu got closer, leaned over to look, and only felt that the words on the corner were indeed well written, especially those few ticks, although the number of pens was not much, but it was enough to show his skills. Looking at it again, I saw that there was a small poem on it: the Buddhist hall god and monk recited, the two ghosts of Yama were none, and they sang alone all night, until they were together with the rooster.

"This ......, it's just that the handwriting is good, but this poem, compared to the one I wrote, ......, uh no, the one we wrote is too far away!" Lin Shixiu only felt that this poem was written ordinary, and there was nothing to be surprised about, so he frowned and wanted to ask what was going on. "Master Li......, aren't you in love with such a popular poem?"

"Vulgar?" Li Fuzi stroked his beard, smiled faintly, and said, "You can say that it has no artistic conception and no connotation." However, it is not bad, but it is very interesting. ”

Lin Shixiu frowned.

Li Fuzi paused, and then said: "When the old man first read this poem, he also felt that it was mediocre, and even bullshit, but last night, the old man thought about it all night and didn't sleep all night, so he remembered this poem. It turned out to be an enigmatic poem. ”

Enigmatic poems?

The villagers are like telling stories from a story. All of them looked surprised.

"Is there anyone in our village who can write riddle poems?"

"I don't understand, what is this written?"

"It's not like a lantern riddle, is it?"

Some literate people use the method of guessing lantern riddles, but they can't see what kind of object this poem is.

For a while, the courtyard of the Chen family was lively.