"What, you want to be a turtle with a shrunken head?" Seeing that Bai Qi wanted to bury himself in the sand, Li Shimin was unhappy. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Bai Qi sighed and said helplessly: "Your Majesty, the minister has seen a flightless bird called an ostrich, which likes to pout its ass and bury its head in the sand. ”

"Why?" Li Shimin asked curiously, and several old men next to him also came over.

"Alas, Your Majesty, it is to protect itself!"

"So, you want to learn from that ostrich?" Seeing Bai Qi nodding and looking at himself pitifully, Li Shimin said angrily: "Your ass is already pouted, and you still want to hide, don't think about it!" Honestly give me a celebration banquet and help me pour wine for your uncles and elders! ”

White chess is very hurt, who makes himself the youngest Hou Ye. Hou Ye's position is high enough, and he estimates that he will be able to do it all at once, and ordinary people can't attend Li Shimin's celebration banquet, and at least those who have to be named Hou are qualified. As the youngest marquis, Bai Qi was ruthlessly driven by Li Shimin to be an escort, drinking with him, chatting with him, and fighting with him!

You can't win by drinking, you have to like it when you chat, and if you don't get dropped twice in a fight, it doesn't count! The most hateful thing is that Bai Qi looked at an old man whose hair was about to turn around, wearing the clothes of Grandpa Guo, and secretly put his bark-like hands under the skirt of a maid, and when he was discovered, he grinned and retracted as if nothing happened, and the others raised their thumbs in praise! I just put my hand in, and before I could touch it, I was slapped on the ground by Cheng Yanjin!

In Chang'an City, the only two old people over 100 years old, accompanied by Jing Zhaoyin, showed their mouths that had all their teeth dropped, and the wine flowed out from the corners of their mouths after drinking, drowsy, and they also put two loud farts at the banquet without knowing it!

Yu Chi Jingde and Cheng Biting Jin went crazy with alcohol, bit off their clothes, and wore a big scarf around their crotch, revealing their black hair, and in the cheers of everyone, they actually played wrestling! Li Shimin also led a group of disrespectful people to the side, shouting and opening a handicap.

Unexpectedly, Li Gang and Wei Zheng, who are usually upright, are not inferior to military generals in terms of madness. These civil servants got together and gambled face-to-face with the generals, and Li Shimin made his own bank, instigating his subordinates on the side.

In the main hall, the old Li Yuan watched his son go crazy with his subordinates below, drank wine heavily, and called up the white chess pieces that were in a daze below.

"Emperor Taishang, what is the matter with you looking for a kid?" Bai Qi saw one of Li Yuan's sticks into the face of a maid next to him, and hurriedly lowered his head and asked cautiously.

Li Yuan opened his mouth, the strong smell of wine smoked Bai Qi's body, and he smiled: "Bai Fengqu, you don't like this kind of banquet, right?" Seeing that the white chess did not speak, he smiled and said: "The old man doesn't like it either, but after all, this is the first battle of the people, and the merits can be traced straight to the ancestors, and the old man has to come if he doesn't come!" ”

Bai Qi didn't dare to speak, and Li Yuan had complaints and dared to speak, it was because he was Li Yuan. If he complains, he also says that even if he doesn't die, Li Shimin will peel off a layer of skin on himself!

Taking advantage of Li Shimin's stripped naked, they danced in the hall, and the white chess slipped out of the outside, and escaped under Lu Zheng's contemptuous gaze.

To celebrate the big victory, there is no curfew in Chang'an tonight. The people of Chang'an, who usually hide at home at night and can't come out, all ran out one after another on this night, with children running in front and adults following carefully behind, lest they get lost. Groups of Wuhou walked in the crowd, maintaining order from time to time.

The young girls, dressed in the most beautiful skirts and with a little pink on their faces, strolled along Suzaku Street in groups, causing the surrounding teenagers to let out amazing sighs from time to time. At this time, if the two look at each other and show affection with their eyebrows, they will smile at each other and come together to enjoy this rare night of Chang'an City.

Exceptionally demarcated lines on both sides of the street this evening, allowing vendors to set up their stalls. On the long street, from the beginning to the end, one by one the stalls are placed in an orderly manner, and there are a variety of rock sugar gourds, small clay figurines, rouge powder and all kinds of goods. On weekdays, the shops in the East and West Markets also come to Suzaku Street to occupy their stalls.

Bai Qi bought a few rock sugar gourds, bent down, smiled and handed them to the children who had been following him, watching them bite their fingers, looking at themselves timidly, and said with a smile: "Come, give, brother will invite you to eat rock sugar gourds!" What about your parents? ”

At this time, several Wuhou came to the front of the white chess, saw him holding a rock sugar gourd to coax a few children, and was about to step forward to interrogate the white chess, the big man led by raised his hand, walked forward to see clearly, and then hugged his fists and bent down and said: "It turned out to be the little marquis!" ”

"Ah, Uncle Niu!" When a few children gathered around Bai Qi saw Lao Niu, they immediately surrounded him, and one of the little girls pulled Lao Niu's trouser leg and asked pitifully: "Uncle Niu, this big brother said that he wanted to invite us to eat rock sugar gourd!" Is he a good guy? ”

"Hahaha, of course I'm a good person!" Bai Qi stood up, looked at these children, and laughed: "Old Niu, what about the parents of these children?" ”

Lao Niu asked the child to get the rock sugar gourd of the white chess, and then asked the brothers behind him to look at them, sighed and said, "Don't hide it from Master Hou, these children are orphans!" ”

Taken aback, White looked at the old cow and asked, "What about their parents?" ”

"They're all dead! Die in battle with the Turks! Lao Niu sighed and said: "We, the martial marquis, almost all participated in that battle back then, many brothers died, leaving a bunch of orphans and widows, we saw that they were really pitiful, so we took Chang'an, and we took care of them!" Your Majesty was kind enough to give us most of the space in a mile, and then let us have a shelter from the wind and rain! ”

White sighed, this is the cruelty of war. Many ordinary people may not know in their lifetime that when they enjoy the light, it is because there are many people who are silently blocking the darkness behind them! Patting Lao Niu's shoulder heavily, Bai Qi said: "Lao Niu, we can be regarded as acquaintances, you or any brother, if you need help, just ask!" ”

"Thank you, Master Hou!" The old cow bent down happily when he heard this.

White immediately straightened him up and said unhappily: "What Ben Hou dislikes the most is your practice of bending down at every turn, and you will use this method in the future." Bai Qi made a demonstration of a military salute and patted Lao Niu's chest: "Ben Hou is also a Tang soldier, and it is not too much to receive a military salute from you!" ”

"Yes, Master Hou!" Lao Niu immediately snapped and saluted, and said with a smile.

The little girl over there was held in the arms of a martial marquis, and when she saw the old cow military salute, she also pretended to learn it once, and then said to Bai Qi: "Xiao Yue'er also thank the big brother for the rock sugar gourd!" ”

Bai Qi and the other Wuhou laughed, and Bai Qi insisted on choosing a few sets of new clothes and some toys for the children before letting Lao Niu and them take the children home.

"Thank you, big brother!" Xiao Yue'er and a few friends happily hugged the little windmill, put it on the shoulders of adults, and waved goodbye to white chess with a sweet smile.

inadvertently helped people, and was cute by the cute little Yue'er, and Baiqi's mood suddenly improved. He walked while whistling, he couldn't get out of Chang'an City tonight, and he didn't want to go back in the palace, those old guys were more terrifying than the other, and if he didn't leave, Bai Qi felt that he would be stripped naked tomorrow, and then hung on the Taiji Hall by some unscrupulous uncle!

When I came to Juxian Building, it was full of guests at this time, and everyone was busy.

When the shopkeeper saw Bai Qi, he immediately walked over: "Master Hou, why are you here?" ”

"Your lord has no place to live tonight, has the backyard been cleaned up?"

The shopkeeper said with a smile: "From the moment you entered Chang'an, the backyard has been cleaned up according to your requirements!" ”

Bai Qi laughed, patted the shopkeeper on the shoulder and said, "Although I know that you are slapping me on the back, I just like it!" You guys go get busy first, and if that kid from Situ Hao comes to me later, I'll take him to the backyard. If nothing else, don't disturb my sleep. ”

Situ Hao didn't come, Li Chengqian came to find the door!

Bai Qi looked at Li Chengqian in surprise, and on his neck, there was a two- or three-year-old child, pink and pink, very cute.

"I'll go, Cheng Qian, when did you have an illegitimate child outside, tell me quickly, I will definitely keep it secret for you!" The gossip heart of white chess is burning, Li Chengqian has an illegitimate child, this is definitely explosive historical news, is it related to this in his rebellion in the future? It was precisely because of Li Chengqian's illegitimate son that there were more big contradictions between him and Li Shimin, and then under other factors, it led to fierce conflicts, so that he finally embarked on the road of rebellion.

The more he thought about it, the more excited he became, looking forward to getting the answer he wanted from Li Chengqian.

"Don't talk nonsense, there are women in my palace, and there is no need to go outside to find women! This is my brother, childish! Li Chengqian glanced at his brother.

White let out a disappointed sigh, not saying it sooner, wasting millions of his brain cells! Wait, childish? Li Zhi! Big shot! White began to seriously look at the future His Majesty Gaozong in front of him, people were sitting on the floor, no bird was a bird of white chess, very imposing to sprinkle a soak of urine, and then paddling there to play!

There is no need to ask the master's intention at all, if you want to pee, you can pee, and after peeing, your Royal Highness Li Zhi will not bird you, it is really so domineering! Bai Qi turned around speechlessly, pointed to the soaked urine, and said to Li Chengqian: "The family is very difficult to support, please pay for your brother's damage to the plank, a total of one or two gold!" ”

Li Chengqian glanced at the white chess, called someone to help Li Zhi change his pants, and said: "What kind of wooden board do you have, where the child slave has a puddle of urine and fart, you will need a tael of gold!" ”

Bai Qi smiled and said: "Because only gold can afford your identity as the crown prince, if you shout one or two hundred Wen casually, it will be a loss of face for you, right?" ”

Li Chengqian didn't want to answer Bai Qi's shameless words, so he poured himself a cup of tea, took a sip, and said comfortably: "Father asked me to ask you, how will the Cloud Breaking Army develop next?" ”

Bai Qi wrinkled his brows, looked at Li Chengqian drinking tea in front of the teapot spout, and asked puzzledly: "Dare to love, you were kicked out for this!" This Cloud Breaking Army is the army of the imperial court, shouldn't your father know best what to do? ”

Li Chengqian put down the teapot in his hand, looked at Bai Qi and said: "Father said that you are the founder of this army, and the right people must be put in the right position, especially if you are a lazy person, if you don't smoke with a stick in the back, you will definitely not be able to do things!" He also said that if you don't do well, then pick up your pants and put fifty military canes in front of the whole Chang'an people! ”

The corners of Baiqi's mouth are twitching, damn, I'm a good bully, isn't it, why did Li Shimin pit himself again!