Early in the morning, before the others got up, Meng Majesty left the martial arts house with the help of the monkey. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

"I said, how did you become a soft-footed shrimp?"

The monkey on the side said with a look of disgust.

Meng Qi said weakly: "You go and try it yourself." Pan Jinlian, Pan Jinlian, I really doubt that the author wrote the truth or not, Wu Dalang was definitely not poisoned by Pan Jinlian, it must have been Pan Jinlian who was happy that day, made him a meal, and died after eating.

You don't know, I didn't do anything this night, I actually went to the toilet, I feel that if I go on like this, my intestines will come out. ”

As he spoke, Meng Ma touched it behind him with his hand, he really couldn't feel the existence of the chrysanthemum at all now, for fear that he didn't even know that a section of his intestines would suddenly come out after a while.

After confirming that he didn't have anything that shouldn't have appeared, Meng Qi suddenly asked, "Can you speak?" ”

This is the first time he has spoken to himself since he exchanged Sun Wukong, and Meng Majesty felt extremely surprised for a while, and the hot feeling at the chrysanthemum suddenly alleviated a lot.

The monkey said with a disdainful face: "Aren't you talking nonsense, how can I not speak?" Lao Tzu was born from the creation of heaven and earth, and he was born to speak human language, look at your appearance that has never seen the world. ”

Meng Majesty smiled weakly, he really couldn't believe it, this monkey not only could speak, but the language was so sharp, Meng Majesty felt that his mouth was okay, it was very damaged, but he didn't expect that this monkey's mouth was even higher than him.

"And what kind of dumb did you pretend to be?"

Meng Qi asked puzzled. How can a person with such a poisonous mouth control his mouth, there are many poisonous points in last night's chat that can be used for point attacks, as a poisonous snake, how can he let go of these opportunities.

Sun Wukong glanced at him with great contempt, and said unceremoniously: "Are you stupid?" I'm just an ordinary monkey here, and I'm okay to go all over the world looking for people to talk to? Am I being idle for too long? I don't have the magic power to make a big fuss about the sky here, don't talk about me then, I'm afraid you won't have any good fruit to eat. I'm really how did you get to this point? ”

Meng Ma opened his mouth, but fortunately he didn't speak, he found that he was no match at all in front of this monkey, and his magical powers were gone, and it seemed that he had completely transformed into his poisonous snake ability.

That's when the system spoke.

"You two don't talk about it here, are you done? You also said that people, in this system, I should have the final say. You're fine now, don't take me seriously at all. Tell me, what the hell are you leaving here for? There are a few more quests you haven't done yet. And you just left? Have you ever played an online game, you are now in the novice village, and you will go outside before the novice village task is completed, which is not safe. Without newbie protection, you're dead in minutes. ”

System Jun is really depressed right now.

Meng Majesty really treats it as a system now, doesn't bird him at all, doesn't tell it anything, it can't grasp Meng Majesty's trajectory at all now, and there is no way to predict him at all. It can be said that now Meng Majesty has become a time bomb in the system, and it may explode at any time.

He had enough intimacy with him before, and he recommended several candidates to him, and these candidates were of great help to Meng Majesty at this stage, but he chose Sun Wukong and asked him what the reason was, and he actually said that he was quite a Tang monk.

Such naked prevarication is not once or twice.

Meng Ma was angry with the monkey at this time, and said ignorantly: "Go to Qinghe County." You don't always squeeze other people's surplus value, okay, I have nothing to do, always rest and rest, I should give myself a vacation. When the monkey learns the scriptures, if he is unhappy, he will go back to Huaguo Mountain for a turn. ”

Sun Wukong stopped doing it when he heard this, and said dissatisfiedly: "Who told you that I was going on vacation?" Tang Seng's old miscellaneous hair died by himself, I can't stop him, right? If he doesn't die, what will happen to me? ”

Instead, Sun Wukong said to System Jun: "You are the same." He does everything you say, so what's the point, you might as well play by yourself. Let him die like this, and when something big happens, he will definitely beg you, and then he will be able to show your authority, and he will definitely have to listen to you in the future.

I'm from here, so you have to listen to me. If it weren't for the fact that Tang Seng died every time he was caught by the goblins, he had to be boiled and stewed, and he thought that I was okay, so I could only go to him to turn his fate. ”

Meng Ma pouted and said, "You can pull it down." You're pretty good at bragging. Tang Seng didn't use you as a dish from beginning to end. When do you get stuck, people are not a tight spell, you are honest, and it is not you who rolls on the ground in pain, right? A supporting role is always a supporting role, you just have to worry about my business, don't you understand the truth of spoilers and killing the whole family? If you want to watch the play, you can honestly move a small pony and sit and wait. If you're bored, buy some melon seed drinks or something. ”

Sun Wukong was said by Meng Majesty, as if he had been stabbed in the heart, his hands were loosened, he hugged his arms and said: "Okay, okay, forget me about me, you can go by yourself." ”

After a hard fight with the toilet last night, His Majesty was very weak, and as soon as Sun Wukong let go so coldly, his body suddenly lost his focus, and he stumbled and almost fell to the ground.

Meng Ma gasped and said, "Monkey, don't be too nervous. I can tell you, I exchange you out, I exchange the full set, look at yourself, touch your head, yes, yes, touch it. That's the Bondage Spell. Do you really think that if you are exchanged, you will be free? You're awesome? As the Buddha said, no matter how awesome you are, you can't escape from his Five Fingers Mountain, and I now know how to recite the mantra. The little ones, hurry up and help me. ”

Sun Wukong was angry at this time, scratching his ears and cheeks. He thought that he had finally escaped from Tang Seng's old miscellaneous hair, which Cheng thought, now it's good, just left the tiger's den and entered the tiger's mouth again.

Sun Wukong himself was the master of the sky at the beginning, and he felt that no one could cure himself in this natural underground, but his reputation was ruined in the hands of Tang Seng's tight spell.

Meng Majesty said unforgivingly: "Hurry up! Ink what. I'm not your godfather Tang Seng, I don't have so much interest, and I sew you a leopard print skirt. Mally, head to Qinghe County! ”

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PS. suddenly remembered the stalk of the leopard print Qi B short skirt, anyway, I haven't seen it really worn like this, and Sun Wukong is the only one. Are there any old drivers? I want to get in the car.