The "officer" and "officer" in the army are different, and being a company commander in the grassroots army can be coaxed, "Company commander, company commander, half an emperor." Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info "The correspondent gives you the toothpaste to squeeze on the toothbrush in the morning, and bring the footwash to the bedside in the evening, and someone has already thought of the things you didn't think of." When Xiao Yongfu was first transferred to the leading organ, he was a deputy battalion post, and later he was transferred to the main battalion post, deputy regimental post, and main regimental post, and even to the deputy division post, which is said to be not a low rank, but in the leading organ of the army, he can only be regarded as a flat-headed ordinary man, who is as tolerant and hard working as the soldiers. When he went to pull things in other places, he was like the driver, wrapped in a coat, shrunk his neck, and sat in the cab, his feet frozen as uncomfortable as a cat bite and mouse.

Once, Xiao Yongfu took several large trucks to Laguangkan, Hubei, and stayed in a small hotel in a county town on the way. After dinner, after he arranged the soldiers, he went back to his room, just watched TV for a while, and was about to go to bed, when the phone on the bedside table rang, and a loud voice said: "Big brother, do you need someone to accompany you at night?" ”

Xiao Yongfu immediately understood what was going on, and said angrily: "Don't call me big brother, you are not old when you listen to the accent, I can be your uncle and uncle in terms of age, you go and accompany others!" ”

After a while, the phone rang again, and it was still the woman's voice: "Big brother, listen, don't put the phone down, I just like older ------"

Xiao Yongfu came to the end, and said loudly into the phone with the tone of the production captain teaching a second-rate lesson: "Little girl, it's not good for you to do something at a young age, ah!" How many young people like you ------"

The other party knew that this deal could not be done, and said viciously, "If you don't need to accompany you, you can fart less!" "Hang up the phone first.

Is there such a phone in the room where the fighters live? Xiao Yongfu hurriedly dressed them, gave them a "preventive vaccination", and asked them not to go out of the house at night, urine was spilled in the basin, and no one was allowed to answer the phone when it rang.

Back in his room, Xiao Yongfu cut the phone line, and he was still sulking there: "Fuck, I didn't participate in the war in the past, but now I have experienced the war, and I was almost hit by a sugar-coated cannonball." ”

The most difficult thing to do is to store Chinese cabbage in winter, as soon as the "frost falls" in autumn every year, Xiao Yongfu has to go to the vegetable fields in the suburbs, find a suitable vegetable source, and reach an agreement with the vegetable farmers to book the cabbage to buy. After the cabbage grows and is harvested, arrange for the car to pull it away and organize personnel to distribute it. The scene of dividing the cabbage is magnificent, after the convoy composed of large trucks transports the cabbage to the big playground, the weighs are weighed, the distribution is reasonable, men, women and children go into battle together, all kinds of tools show their powers, there are children's carts to push, there are bicycles to pack, there are also tricycles to pull, like ants moving, on the road, under the building, all are people who pound cabbage. At this time, you look at Xiao Yongfu again, standing on the big truck, shouting in his mouth, gesturing with his hands, like a general commanding thousands of troops and horses.

A young cadre found Xiao Yongfu, who was already hoarse, and asked timidly: "Secretary Xiao, my dormitory building is far away from here, can you find a soldier to use a tricycle to help me move those hundreds of catties of Chinese cabbage?" ”

"No," Xiao Yongfu was in a hurry, and said to the cadre unceremoniously, "The soldiers are helping the retired old cadres and the bereaved families, you share the cabbage and let your little daughter-in-law come out and move it together, don't have a wife who is reluctant to use it, every day as a vase, others eat cabbage, you still want to eat vegetables for nothing!" ”

That cadre is a well-known "strict wife", usually at home to sweep the floor and wash clothes, his wife doesn't do anything, he does it alone, where does he dare to let his wife come out to move cabbage again, he is bored in front of Xiao Yongfu, and he quietly went to the side and slowly pounded it.

Xiao Yongfu is a straight person, when he was first transferred to the agency, he paid more attention to his speech, and later his qualifications were old, his position was high, and he was familiar with people, and sometimes he didn't pay much attention to the method and way of speaking.

Of course, the varieties of vegetables stored in winter every year are not only Chinese cabbage, but also radishes and green onions. In winter and spring, there is a scene in front of the dormitory building, that is, there are a bunch of green onions buried here and there, and when you want to eat them, you can pull one of them. In the spring of one year, a cadre told Xiao Yongfu that his family's pile of green onions was always eaten by others, and he didn't know who did the good deeds. Another cadre also told Xiao Yongfu that his family's green onions were always plucked by others. Xiao Yongfu muttered in his heart, there will be such a person among the cadres of the organs, can they do this kind of thing? He came to the scene like Bao Gong handling a case, and found that the two cadres said that the pile of green onions that had few trees left was their own, and the pile of green onions next to them, Xiao Yongfu knew at a glance that it was 50 catties per person, and there were already a few flower bones on it, but none of them moved, so he knew that among the two of them, one of them remembered the wrong place and regarded other people's green onions as his own, so he angrily and funny pointed to the green onions that were left and said to the two cadres: " In the past, the two of you ate this pile together, and in the future, the two of you will eat that pile together! ”

Xiao Yongfu's main job as an administrative secretary is of course not only to buy meat and vegetables, but he also has a lot of important things to do, and the morning drill and shouting team is one of them.

One morning, Xiao Yongfu saw that the personnel who had gone out to exercise were almost there, so he began to form a team, and shouted loudly: "Stand upright, look to the right - Qi!" ”

At this time, he found that two cadres were absent-minded and their movements were not very standardized, so he said to one of them unhappily: "Staff Officer Xu, I asked you to look to the right, how can you look backwards?" Now it's not about dividing potatoes, but looking at which pile is big and which one. Then he trained another one: "Officer Zhao, you put your abdomen away, as long as there is a station in the team where you go, there will be an extra piece on the platoon, and you often complain that life is not good, and your stomach is still so big!" ”

Everyone tilted their heads to listen to him reprimand the two young cadres, and Director Qi in the office couldn't stand it anymore, and said to him: "Secretary Xiao, you first ask everyone to 'look forward' and turn your head over, and then say something else." ”

Director Qi is Xiao Yongfu's direct leader, Xiao Yongfu listened to Director Qi's words, smiled embarrassedly, and then realized that he should shout another password and let everyone return their heads to their original positions before speaking. (To be continued.) )