Your grandfather's! The military generals of the Three Kingdoms can't beat Lao Tzu, can't these wooden people beat Lao Tzu either?

Sun Lang was furious, since he killed Huang Zu, his heart was boiling, and he also wanted to learn from those heroes of the Three Kingdoms to gallop across the battlefield. Pen ~ fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info saw rakes and dung forks in the corner of the wall, so he and He Qi jumped up and fought with those wooden men with knives, guns and sticks.

It turned out that although these wooden people showed off their might, they actually had nothing to show for themselves, their moves were very sluggish, and their movements were a little slow. He Qi was naturally at ease, shuttling between sticks and dodging, knocking down two or three wooden people in four or five moves. And Sun Lang turned out to be a small test of the knife, dismantling and provoking thorns, blocking left and right, and it turned out to be a good look, although he did not knock down the wooden man, but it was also a trick to take the lead, and beat it crookedly.

How did Sun Lang know that although his reincarnated body was young, he was after all a descendant of the famous Jiangdong Tiger Sun Jian. As the saying goes, the tiger father has no dogs, and he suddenly went into battle to fight, and found that his physical fitness was good, and he had quite potential and qualifications in martial arts.

"Humph! Where did the thief come from! Not to mention trespassing on my manor, he even dares to beat my puppet dummy! ”

When he was having a lot of fun, Sun Lang suddenly heard a woman's voice reprimanding loudly, and when he turned his head to look, he saw that there was a row of thatched houses in the distance of the manor, and on the steps at the door of the house stood a girl with dark skin, brown hair, crooked teeth, and pockmarked face, waving her fingers angrily, as if she was a general, directing the puppets in the courtyard to meet the enemy.

Sun Lang felt aggrieved for a while, only to feel that his stomach was overturning, and he almost vomited. When he came to the Three Kingdoms period, he was used to seeing the heroic Sun Shangxiang, Qiao Wan, who was used to the birds, Mrs. Cai, who was mature and rich, and even more accustomed to the smiling red fragrance and green calyx, but it was the first time he had seen such an ugly woman.

He was about to turn his eyes away from the ugly girl, but he caught a glimpse of something very surprising. It turned out that the ugly girl's hands were holding her yellow hair full of shawls, and she kept flying in the air, and the hair seemed to be silky, endless, and the end actually extended into the courtyard, connected to the puppets in the courtyard. These threads are so thin that they are impossible to spot unless you look closely.

Sun Lang felt that this ugly girl seemed to be staging a puppet show, using her own hair as silk threads to control the puppets all over the yard from afar.

Could it be that this is an ugly girl who also has special skills?

However, in the moment when Sun Lang was stunned, the ugly girl actually abandoned Dong Xian, and manipulated the chickens, ducks, donkeys, horses, and puppets all over the garden to rush towards Sun Lang and He Qi, and the pincer-like mouth rattled and surrounded Sun Lang after a while, as if it was a group of little wolves waiting to be fed, and they were about to eat Sun Lang in the blink of an eye.

Sun Lang was so shocked that he could only wave the rake and keep driving away this group of animal puppets, but the puppets were not real livestock, so who would be afraid of Sun Lang's rake, and jumped up from the ground one by one, biting and hitting him. Several monkey-like puppets jumped directly onto Sun Lang's shoulders, stretched out their arms and clamped his neck, making him breathless. The chicken-duck-like puppet bit Sun Lang's trouser leg, making him unable to move. Although the puppets had no teeth, they were still in great pain when they were bitten. Sun Lang struggled to support, and gradually couldn't struggle his body, and he was about to be pressed to the ground by this group of puppets.

"Charcoal, charcoal, who is this ugly girl? Why are skills so disgusting! Teach me how to crack it! Sun Lang was besieged by this group of puppets, and he was very tired and embarrassed, so he could only secretly ask for help from Tantou.

"Ugly, stop!"

How do you know, before Tantou could answer, a person suddenly walked in hurriedly at the courtyard gate, it was Huang Chengyan. He went out fishing early this morning, and when he came back, he heard the commotion in the yard, so he rushed in in a panic and shouted at the ugly girl: "Ugly! Stop! This is your guest! ”

When the girl named Ah Qiu heard this, she could only brush her yellow hair with both hands, and saw that the group of puppets really stopped abruptly, some jumped off Sun Lang, some let go of their mouths, and lined up neatly on the ground from high to low, like an army, and walked crookedly to the corner of the wall, and stopped moving.

Sun Lang saw that Huang Chengyan was coming, and thought that he could be regarded as a savior, so he turned over and saluted. Huang Chengyan personally stepped forward to help Sun Lang, patted the soil on his body for him, and said apologetically: "The little girl is rude, she offended the son, and it really makes the old man unhappy!" ”

After he said this, he crossed his beard and scolded the ugly girl: "Ugly! This is the famous son of Sun in Jiangdong, you offended your guests, and you didn't come forward to make amends? ”

The ugly girl was obviously extremely reluctant, just pouted and didn't move, but stretched out her hand and twisted a hair, and a humanoid puppet moved from the corner of the wall a few times, twisted and twisted in front of Sun Lang and bowed, and then turned around and stood back under the wall.

Ah Chou spread his hair, snorted softly in his mouth, gave Sun Lang a fierce look, and then turned around and entered the grass hut.

Sun Lang laughed and laughed, crying and laughing, seeing that this ugly girl was not only ugly, but also had a quirky personality, she didn't want to apologize, and because of her father's life, she even manipulated the puppet to apologize to herself.

Huang Chengyan felt that he couldn't hold his face, so he hurriedly smiled and said: "The little girl is born with this stubborn temperament, don't blame the son, haha......"

Sun Lang hurriedly said politely: "It was all some misunderstanding just now, how could you be haunted at night?" ”

Huang Chengyan was overjoyed, and helped the old servants in the courtyard to clean the bamboo couch in the grass house, prepared tea and fresh water, and welcomed Sun Lang and others to it, Huang Chengyan just apologized: "The house is ugly, it is not as good as Liu Jingsheng's family, and the son will be one, don't dislike it." ”

Sun Lang hurriedly said: "It is this kind of elegant and simple place that can be worthy of Mr. Huang's identity as a reclusive master in the world." ”

The guest and the host sat down, drank a few teas, and the two exchanged a few words, Sun Lang said: "I don't know what mystery is hidden in Ling Ai's ability to manipulate puppets at will just now?" ”

Huang Chengyan sighed slightly and said, "Don't hide it from the son, the little girl's name is Yueying, and her name is Ugly." The decrepit wife Cai died early, and Ah Chou was only less than five years old at the time. She was born ugly, so she has a very cold personality. After her mother died, she became more and more withdrawn, and only liked to use wood to make puppets every day, and did not like to deal with people. When she was fifteen years old, her yellow hair grew longer and longer, and suddenly one day she discovered that she could connect the puppet through her hair, so that it could be controlled by herself at will. ”

At this time, Sun Lang also recalled that Huang Chengyan's daughter was called Huang Yueying, a famous talented woman during the Three Kingdoms period, and it turned out to be this ugly girl, so he pretended to be surprised and said: "If there are many strange people today, Ling Ai has such skills, and he can be regarded as a magical person." ”

"Hey!" Huang Chengyan let out a long sigh again and said: "It's just that she is with these puppets all day long, she doesn't know how to dress up, she doesn't know how to knit, she is twenty-one years old this year, and she is still not married." Lao Yu also looked for a few family affairs for her, but she made things difficult for her fiancé everywhere and scared everyone else away! I can't get married when I'm so old, hey! Do you think it worries the old man so much? ”

Sun Lang nodded and said, "Hmm...... It's a nuisance......"

Huang Chengyan glanced at Sun Lang, suddenly with a smile on his face, and said: "I see that Sun Gongzi is young, and he is so close to Lao Yu, why don't you just recognize Lao Yu as his father-in-law and marry a little girl, what does Gongzi think?" ”