Chapter 55: Yuwen Chengdu
Chai Shao was very excited, and rushed up to be a bear hug, which moved Liu Lida, or Chai Shao, the brother, was reliable and did not forget to be close to himself. www.biquge.info As for Li Jing, Bai helped him pick up the girl, you look at him, he looks disapproving, don't say that he is close to Liu Li, but he wants to draw a line with Liu Li.
"Huh." Liu Li put his right hand on Chai Shao's shoulder, wanting to say a few words of thanks, but Chai Shao's next words made him very unhappy.
"Liu Li, I really didn't expect you to be so insidious, so shameless, so shameless, so cheeky......" Chai Shao's eyes widened, and Liu Lizai looked at him carefully, as if he was looking at a diorama.
"How do you speak?" Liu Li's fat face trembled, and he couldn't wait to give Chai Shao a punch, I know you in vain, Bai drank with you, and Bai was moved. You're still not a brother, are you?
“…… I like it, though! Well done, brother! Chai Shao's face was full of admiration, as if Liu Li was a man as thick as a mountain.
"Well, that's not bad, like what the brothers said." Liu Li nodded, and was greatly appreciative, so he took Chai Shao into the gang and said, "Our two brothers want to form a shameless duo and sweep Chang'an." ”
"A shameless duo that swept through the Eight Desolations." Chai Shao thought so, nodded heavily, his eyes lit up, and with a wave of his big hand, he was full of pride, and the aura of the king was leaking. Looking at him like this, I can't wait to do shameless things with Liu Li immediately.
Having been in this world for so long, I finally have a nice brother! Liu Lida was overjoyed.
Liu Li's appearance is too ugly, ugly has become scum, no one dares to be friends with him, he will be laughed at to death. Now, Chai Shao doesn't care about these things, and has discovered Liu Li's great shameless character, and wants to form a shameless duo with him, this is a real brother who has such courage.
"Not bad, not bad." Li Jing took two steps forward, congratulated Liu Li, and then stood still and did not step forward again. Seeing him like that, he was afraid that Liu Li would infect him with the great virtue of shamelessness.
Hongfu and Wang Xihua looked at Liu Li with strange eyes. The second daughter's knowledge and experience are extraordinary, but I have never seen such a shameless and cheeky person as Liu Li, and today is an eye-opener.
"Yuwen Gongzi, wake up." The steward of Zuixianglou rushed up as if he had a scud, and shouted in his arms and hugged Yuwen Chengzhi, who had fainted.
"Get out of the way." Liu Li pushed the steward.
"What are you going to do? I'll tell you, you can't be unfavorable to Yuwen Gongzi. The steward saw Liu Li's eyes rolling, and he had a premonition.
"You drunken Xianglou is really shameless." Liu Li's fat face was taken down, with a cold face, and said, "When Shicai signed the life and death certificate, did you ask me?" You are devoted to him, and now, you are also towards him, don't you want the signboard of the drunken fragrance building? ”
When he just signed the life and death certificate, the steward didn't even ask Liu Li, and completely helped Yuwen Chengzhi, and now, he came to help Yuwen Chengzhi again, Liu Li was very unhappy.
The steward was a little speechless for a while, stunned, quibbled, and said, "This is Yuwen Gongzi." ”
The implication is that Yuwen Chengzhi is the son of the Yuwen family, so he naturally wants to help, who said that Liu Li has no power?
"Dogs look down on people." Liu Li was very unhappy, pushed away the steward, and squatted in front of Yuwen Chengzhi.
"What are you going to do?" The steward saw Liu Li's eyes shining, like a pervert seeing a **** beauty.
"You want to care?" Liu Li was very unhappy with this steward who wore color-changing glasses, so naturally he didn't have a good face.
Li Jing naturally has a deep understanding of Liu Li's shamelessness, and knows that this guy is going to do bad things, so he mourns for Yuwen Chengzhi in his heart.
Hongfu and Wang Xihua's eyes widened, staring at Liu Li, they wanted to know what Liu Li was going to do next.
Only Chai Shao came up and offered advice, saying, "Brother, we robbed him." ”
"Robbery?" The steward almost fainted when he heard this.
This is the son of the famous Yuwen family in the Sui Dynasty, who dares to rob him? Isn't this about piercing the sky?
"Brother Chai, you are really, why do you say it so ugly? We are all good citizens of the Great Sui, how can we do such things that hurt heaven and reason and violate the law? Liu Li shook his fat head, the fat on his face couldn't help shaking, and he looked like Chai Shao was unleveled and uneducated.
"It's fine." The steward listened to it in his ears, and his heart was relieved, although this Liu Li was ugly and scum, his heart was still quite good. However, as soon as his thoughts rose, his eyes widened, staring at Liu Li with a look of disbelief.
I saw Liu Li's pair of fat hands in Yuwen Chengzhi's arms.
"What do you do?"
"Let go of Childe."
"You have to think about it, you are offending the Yuwen family."
Yuwen Chengzhi's family members surrounded the general and shouted loudly, some threatened, some talked about interests, in a word, Yuwen Chengzhi couldn't move.
"What to do? Do what? Can't you afford to lose? Chai Shao was shameless enough, stepped forward, stopped in front of these family members, stopped them, and shouted: "They signed a life and death certificate, even if the brother killed Yuwen Chengzhi, no one can cry out for him." ”
As soon as the life and death certificate was signed, they didn't even care about life and death, let alone anything else, these family members were speechless when asked by Chai Shao. I want to deny it, but I can't find a reason. I want to admit that this is reasonable, but I am unwilling.
"Wow, worthy of the son of the Yuwen family, he is really rich, this good Dongzhu is worth tens of thousands of taels of silver." Liu Li took out a fine Dongzhu and marveled.
If you want to talk about Dongzhu, Liu Li only got one from Yang Su, which is the best and the most valuable. Now this one is no worse than the one in Liu Li's hand, Liu Li can't help but marvel, this Yuwen family is too rich, and what Yuwen Chengzhi, the son-in-law, carries with him is a high-grade Dongzhu.
"Give it back to me." Yuwen Chengzhi woke up and happened to see the Dongzhu in Liu Li's hand and wanted to get it back.
When it came to the treasure in Liu Li's hands, there was no reason to hand it over. If you really want to hand it over, it will be thunderous.
"Yuwen Chengzhi, you don't know anything." Liu Li twisted Yuwen Chengzhi's face with his right hand, pulled the elder, and said: "I want you to wake up well, do you think that the life and death form is signed in vain?" I signed a life and death certificate, you lose, I can kill you, but I am merciful and spare your dog's life, are you still not satisfied? ”
"......" Yuwen Chengzhi said.
The life and death certificate was signed by him, and now it is good, and it has become the best reason for Liu Li to control his life and death.
"Then you can't take Dongzhu either." Yuwen Chengzhi is a little lacking in confidence.
"It's you who have nothing to do and provoke me, I'll fight with you, and I have to pay some hard money, don't you say?" Liu Li's eyes rolled.
"It's mine to mess with you, but you can't ask for a Dongzhu, it's very expensive." Yuwen Chengzhi's heart was dripping blood, if it weren't for the fact that he was fascinated for a while, he didn't clarify the situation, and provoked Li Jing, he wouldn't have taken Liu Li to heart.
"My appearance fee is very expensive." Liu Li said shamelessly: "Look at me, how much effort does it take to walk with this body of meat?" It's more effortless to fight, can this not be hard? Of course, this hard work is very expensive. ”
Li Jing, Hongfu, Wang Xihua and the steward, as well as Yuwen Chengzhi's family members heard this, rolled their eyes, and felt that this world was too fucked, and a fat body turned out to be a righteous and bright reason for blackmail.
"That's right." Chai Shao echoed loudly, and extended the meaning: "You must know that the thin pig runs fast and effortlessly. The fat pig is different, not to mention running slowly, and panting vigorously, with great effort. ”
"Shut up." Liu Li's eyes widened and he shouted at Chai Shao: "Can you speak?" ”
"Am I not helping you?" Chai Shao is still owing.
"Okay, this Dongzhu is for you." Yuwen Chengzhi is now under the low eaves and has to bow his head.
However, before he finished speaking, he saw Liu Li's fat hand reach into his arms again, took out a thick handful of silver tickets, and said with a smile: "Yes, all of them are large denominations, the smallest is five hundred taels, the largest is two thousand taels, there must be tens of thousands of taels?" ”
"Give it back to me." Yuwen Chengzhi shouted.
A good Dongzhu is gone, he is already very painful, and the current silver ticket looks like it doesn't belong to him, can he not be in pain?
"Just now I took the hardship fee, and now I get the mental damage fee." Liu Li unceremoniously put the silver ticket into his arms, and said as it should be.
"Mental damage fee, what's that?" Yuwen Chengzhi heard this modern word for the first time, and he was a little confused.
"Mental loss fee, of course, is mental loss fee." Liu Li's explanation was the same as what he said, and said: "I drank with Brother Li and Brother Chai, what a beautiful and pleasant thing, you came to stir up the situation and disturbed our wine, you say, should you lose money?" ”
Yuwen Chengzhi is a stopper again.
Liu Li and Li Jing Chai Shao drank wine, but they were not lively, but they ruined the atmosphere for Yuwen Chengzhi, and no one was happy. If it were Yuwen Chengzhi, he would even have the heart to kill.
"That's not that much." Yuwen Chengzhi is weak.
"It's not enough." Liu Li was not satisfied at all, and said: "You don't want to think about it, Brother Li is a member of the Li family of Zhao County, how precious is that, how can it be measured by such vulgar things as money?" There is also Brother Chai, who is also from a big family, can this status be low? Since you don't have any treasures, I'll kindly help you and use money to offset it, which naturally costs a lot. ”
After talking for a long time, don't you just want Yuwen Chengzhi's money? He was good, he actually said a lot of reasons, listening to him say that money is a vulgar thing, Yuwen Chengzhi was almost moved, what a good person, he is really high enough, and he regards money as dung. However, after listening to Liu Li's later words, Yuwen Chengzhi knew that he was moved in vain, as uncomfortable as eating a dead fly.
Li Jing shook his head and smiled bitterly, this Liu Li is good at everything, but he is too shameless. If you want to be shameless, be shameless, what's the matter with pulling me?
Only Chai Shao held his head high, which was very useful, Liu Li is really a good brother, he didn't forget to raise his value for me.
Clapping his hands, Liu Li stared at Yuwen Chengzhi with a pair of big and small eyes, and his eyes were shining.
"What are you going to do?" Yuwen Chengzhi was stared at by Liu Li.
"Yuwen Chengzhi, you are the fourth young man in the capital, if I pull out your clothes and want you to run naked, guess what?" Liu Li hugged his fat hands in front of his chest, squeezing the fat on his chest to tremble.
"Don't." Yuwen Chengzhi was completely scared.
Although Dongzhu and money are good, he has a lot of family, and there is no shortage of this. If Liu Li pulled out his shirt and forced him to run naked, where would this face go? How will you meet people in the future? How can you mix in Chang'an?
"Yuwen Chengdu is here! The bold thief is coming quickly! At this moment, only a voice like thunder was heard.
"Boom!" Liu Li only felt like a divine drum beating in his ears, shaking his ear drums buzzing, and small stars appeared in front of him.