Riding in the carriage, Ye Xiaojun and Lafang finally found a freshwater lake not far from Chang'an City after some bumps, and the two of them felt that the bones on their bodies were about to be shaken loose, and when they heard it, they hurriedly jumped out of the car. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

"This carriage is too bumpy to stand it." Ye Xiaojun stretched out his arms and kicked his legs, his height was more than one meter eight, and it was really uncomfortable to be in the carriage for so long.

Lafang was as tall as Ye Xiaojun, and he also felt deeply about this, so he casually asked the guard: "The emperor also sits in such a carriage?" Why don't you even have a suspension? ”

The guards stopped and looked at each other, what is the shock?

"You tell them what they know, hurry up and see if there are any fish." Ye Xiaojun glanced at La Fang, and said to the Tang Dynasty guards to avoid shocks, isn't that playing the piano to the cow.

The two walked to the water's edge together, and saw that there were a lot of aquatic plants on the water, and there should be fish in such a place, but I don't know if there are grass carp.

"Two immortals, why do you have to catch fish by yourself? In fact, a certain can ...... "The guards still didn't understand what attracted the immortals about catching fish, and they had to come in person."

Ye Xiaojun raised a finger, swayed it from side to side, and said, "You don't understand, the fish we need is different from the fish that can be bought on the market." ”

In Datang, although there are also hot-boiled fish, and even whole fish feasts, he still can't agree with the way to eat freshwater fish to make sashimi, as a semi-senior foodie, he can't settle down. In that case, it is better to go out and find the right fish yourself, and go back to make boiled live fish to satisfy your hunger.

The aquatic plants on the surface of the lake occasionally swayed slightly, indicating that there must be fish underwater.

Lafang found a dead wood branch and swept it on the aquatic grass a few times, startling the fish to swim around, and could vaguely see a lot of big fish under the water, "Look, ho labor, it's quite a big fish." ”

When Ye Xiaojun heard this, he hurriedly pulled him back and asked him not to startle the fish. Because the two of them were improvised, they didn't bring any useful tools, but fortunately, the water was not very deep, so they took off their shoes, rolled up their trouser legs, and went down to fish in person.

Seeing that they couldn't stop the two, the guards had to follow suit and go into the water.

It is said that there should be fishermen in this vicinity, but at this time, I didn't see any of them, and a group of people tossed for a long time and caught a fish, which was not very big, and it looked like more than two catties. Ye Xiaojun held it in his hand and looked at it for a long time, thinking that the grass carp seemed to look like this, and then seeing that a few people were already wet, he gave up the idea of catching fish again, and beckoned everyone to go ashore.

The guard hesitated for a long time, but finally couldn't hold back and asked: "Lord Immortal, there is no place for Datang to produce fish in the famous place where fish is produced, can you eat it if you see the appearance of this fish?" ”

No wonder there is not a single fisherman here, and the Tang Dynasty people don't think that this wild grass carp is edible at all. Just now in the water, Ye Xiaojun saw a large grass carp, if no one else came to grab it, wouldn't it be all his.

"Haha, what do you know, I'll tell the cook the method when I go back, and you can taste it too." He handed the fish in his hand to the guard, and he himself wiped his feet casually and climbed into the carriage. After tossing for such an afternoon, he was tired and half dead but the harvest was not big, which made him feel depressed, but fortunately, there was no one to grab the fish, but it made him feel comfortable.

You have to find a way to catch a lot of fish, it's really not a good idea to go into the water yourself.

After a while, Lafang also complained and climbed up, and when he saw Ye Xiaojun crooked in the carriage, he directly kicked his leg and asked him to move a position for himself. He fell next to him and said, "Ho labor, this is too hard, no wonder you rarely see fish sellers on the market, you say they have to eat fish so hard?" ”

The carriage moved slowly, and the sound of the wheels came one after another, Ye Xiaojun was a little sleepy when he was shaken like this, and he didn't pay attention to Lafang's words, tilted his head, and fell asleep after a while.

When he returned to the mansion, Ye Xiaojun felt that his whole body was sore, it was simply too torturous, if it wasn't for the long distance, he would rather walk than take the carriage in the future.

Principal Rabbit and Zhang Xiaoguang had already come out of the tea room at this time, wanting to see what they had gained. But when he saw that the two of them were floating in their feet, and the clothes on their bodies were obviously soaked in water, and then dried up and crumpled, they immediately laughed.

"Laughing fart!" Ye Xiaojun also knew that the preparation was too inconsiderate this time, who knew that even the guards were not very good at catching fish, and this Tang Dynasty person really made him feel speechless.

Although Lafang was also very tired, after all, he didn't come up with the idea, so he looked indifferent, and spread his hands, "Don't look at me, I'm innocent." ”

When the guards in the back followed, they were carrying the grass carp in their hands, although they were not big, but they were still passable, and it was okay for no one to taste a few bites.

Principal Rabbit pointed at the grass carp and smiled, teasingly, "This is your harvest in one afternoon?" No less, no less. ”

Zhang Xiaoguang followed and smiled, the size of this grass carp really made him not very eye-catching, if he took more time to write, he might be able to get by.

Originally, I felt that I was a little shameless to catch fish when I was unprepared, but now that these two half-cents didn't have the strength to come out, the two who came back to know that they were watching the joke were very dissatisfied, snorted in their noses, shook their half-length hair in a chic manner, and beckoned to walk towards the kitchen with the guards.

Make you laugh! I won't give it to you!

Ye Xiaojun, who thought he was chic, went to the kitchen, and Lafang, who was tired of being a dog, also decided to take a shower first, so as not to smell the lake water and fish all over his body.

After Ye Xiaojun and Lafang cleaned up, the cook also sent the Tang Dynasty version of the boiled live fish, looking at the innocent appearance, Ye Xiaojun suddenly lost any appetite.

"Ho labor, this is boiled live fish?" Lafang picked a piece of fish meat with chopsticks, and saw that this knife work was good, the fish meat was cut very thinly, but why didn't it look like it?

Principal Rabbit is also a little strange, how can the chef in this mansion also be sent by Li Shimin, just such a level? Can't even boil live fish?

"No chili peppers." Zhang Xiaoguang still remembers that when he went to find his brother and sister-in-law, he once ate the boiled live fish in S City, a big pot, and all the red chili peppers floating on the surface. Look at the bowl in front of you, where is there a chili, is this a boiled live fish?

Ye Xiaojun patted his head, and then remembered what the confusion in the cook's eyes was when he was explaining the law to the cook, "Damn, you don't have chili peppers to say, how do you know if you don't say it." ”

After a long afternoon's work to get a fish, it's okay, it's cooked. But it can't be wasted, and Lafon proposes to give it to the guards who helped catch the fish in the afternoon, if not boiled live fish, at least it proves that the meat of the fish that they may not be able to eat is still good.

Principal Rabbit asked Yiyi to order the kitchen to rearrange the dishes on the table, and a few people began to eat around the table.

The places where the guards live are all in the back, and several people are very hesitant around a bowl of fish that are not like four, whether to eat or not? I've never heard of this kind of fish being edible, what kind of grass carp, didn't you grow up eating the grass in the water?

But the fairy said that he could eat it, but he was missing something with chili peppers, so he brought them over and let them taste them, and then let the cook make them again when he had chili peppers.

"It's also a kindness from the gods." One of the guards picked up a piece of fish, closed his eyes and put it in his mouth, and before he could taste it, it slipped into his stomach.

Hey, this meat seems to be really good.

The rest of the guards tasted a few bites one after another, and sure enough, the eyes of this fairy are different, it looks like an ordinary fish, but the taste is very delicious, such a taste can't enter the mouth of the fairy, so next time I'm afraid it will be even more delicious. So one by one, they all began to look forward to when the gods would take them to catch fish again.

After dinner, Ye Xiaojun returned to the room alone, thinking hard about how these good guards couldn't even catch fish, so could they fish?

No, fishing is too slow, is there a way to catch many, many fish very quickly? Thinking to himself, his eyes rolled, everything is to eat fish better! He had to figure it out.

Early the next morning, Ye Xiaojun didn't come out to eat, and the guards who followed him disappeared. While eating in the dining hall, Lafang and the others wondered if this thing had been hit yesterday and went to catch fish early today.

At noon, Ye Xiaojun still didn't show up, Zhang Xiaoguang was worried that he wouldn't have an accident, but Lafang was not worried at all, and said: "I'm worried about wool, and the guards around me are not vegetarians." ”

In this way, each of them has two personal guards, since they did not show their faces, they must be following Ye Xiaojun, with them, there is really nothing to worry about.

"How big do you think he can bring back in the evening?" Thinking of the fish that was only more than two catties last time, Lafang felt a sore tooth, that was the result of his afternoon of tinkering, if Ye Xiaojun went out by himself this time, maybe he could bring more "big" fish when he came back.

Zhang Xiaoguang nodded on the side, this Ye Xiaojun is too persistent, he has to go by himself to catch fish, and the guards have said that he can buy it.

"Speaking of which, the grass carp looks good, or wild, but if the problem of this pepper is not solved, I am afraid that the boiled live fish will continue to fail."

Uh, I have to say, Principal Rabbit is the truth. And Ye Xiaojun walked into the alley of how to catch fish as chic as possible without being embarrassed, and when he finally found a way and succeeded, it would be the time for him to raise his eyebrows. As for the question of chili peppers, he really ignored them gorgeously.