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Guan Kunyu woke up from the coma, screamed and wailed, her whole body tingled, and her breath burned. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

After the long roar, Guan Kunyu began to gasp fiercely, only to feel that his whole body was like being soaked in sulfuric acid, and even the bones were soft from corrosion, and he had no strength, and he couldn't lift his hands and feet.

Guan Kunyu tried to open his eyes, but his eyelids were pierced by the light and quickly closed them after only opening a slit.

Fortunately, although the eyes are so photophobic that it is difficult to open, the ears are fine, the only problem is that it seems to have rainwater poured into the ears, and the sound is a little hazy.

He heard cheers.

The voice was very excited and noisy, both men and women, and Guan Kunyu thought that this should be the arrival of rescuers, and he was cheering for his miraculous survival.

Well, that's good, I understand your cheers, but let's hurry up and send me to the hospital, and save the critically injured against time!

But no one came to carry him as Guan Kunyu wanted, and listening carefully to it became more and more confusing.

"Raw! Raw! ”

"It's a boy! I see little Tintin! ”

"Oh, what a congratulations, congratulations!"

"Listen, how loud this doll's voice was just now, she will definitely be rich and wealthy in the future!"

……

Could it be that my head made Ray stupid, otherwise how would I explain these auditory hallucinations!?

But if I'm really stupid, can a fool know so clearly that he's stupid!? A fool who knows that he is stupid can still be considered a fool!?

So, I'm certainly not stupid, and these aren't auditory hallucinations! Well, quite logical!

Besides, these accents are very strange, generally like the magic capital, but there is a Shandong rhyme in it, and there is an indescribable weirdness mixed in the tone, when will auditory hallucinations be able to create their own dialect!?

The noise around has a tendency to intensify, there are more and more people, and the sound is getting louder and louder, but it is inseparable from that topic back and forth - someone is born, and a man is born!

When did the emergency room and obstetrics and gynecology department of the hospital go together? There is a tertiary hospital next to my house, which covers a large area, so it is not embarrassing, right?

"Hey! I know it's a bit too much to bother you now, but someone here has made a thunderbolt, can you do it and call an ambulance? ”

The sentences in Guan Kunyu's mind were clear, but what came out of his mouth became a gurgling sound of "woo grunt".

Then, the laughter around was even louder.

"Oh, he smiled, you see him laughing!"

"I really laughed! When you are born, you will laugh, this is a lucky star! ”

"Oops, congratulations, congratulations!"

……

Guan Kunyu doesn't know what's wrong with him, and the only thing he can be sure of under all kinds of cranky thoughts is "this is not scientific"!

All he felt was that his head was a mess, and there was only one thought left to wander around - to open his eyes and see what was going on!

But the photophobia of the eyes is too powerful, obviously not much light, but as soon as you open it, it will be uncomfortable to be stabbed, and Guan Kunyu is also very helpless about this.

Until...... Until he felt someone pinching his little ding!

At first, he had to pull the skin and sway back and forth like a cat, then he pulled the rubber band and pulled it out, and then he had to put the balls in the palm of his hand, and finally he was ashamed to play with the balls......

There is no doubt that Guan Kunyu is furious!

The most hateful thing is that every time the performer changes his play, there must be a burst of laughter around him!

So Guan Kunyu was even more angry!

Is it tolerable or unbearable!

Even if I don't have the ability to resist at all now, how can I say that I am a wounded person who will not die in a catastrophe, is there any reason for your inhumane abuse!? Is there still a royal law!? Is there still humanity!?

Guan Kunyu was angry, and the blood all over his body rushed to his head, and it happened that his eyes were almost adapted to it at this time, and he couldn't care about anything else under the anger, and finally opened his eyes suddenly.

Then, there was no trace of anger, and Guan Kunyu looked stupid directly.

"This ...... What the hell is going on!? ”

The "prisoners" who surrounded him next to him were all dressed in ancient clothes, and they were obviously old clothes that had been worn for a while, which was completely different from the shiny new clothes that looked like props on TV!

There were no traces of fraud in the beards and buns on the heads of the male prisoners, and what shocked Guan Kunyu even more was the small feet of two of the female prisoners! His grandmother has little feet, so she is very familiar with this kind of deformed foot, and she will never be mistaken!

Others can still be faked, but this kind of thing is too painful, and it is definitely not something that can be done in ten days and half a month, so the only reasonable but crazy conclusion that Guan Kunyu can come to is that he has crossed over!

When Guan Kunyu's gaze swept to himself, he once again confirmed this - his thin arms and legs were clearly newborn babies!

It turned out that he was not immortal, but crossed over to a baby!

Knowing everything, Guan Kunyu only felt that his eyes were black for a while, and he was shocked and tired, and his consciousness could no longer concentrate, so he barely supported it for a while and fell asleep.

Just before his eyes were about to close, Guan Kunyu faintly heard a neutral voice.

"Since it's a man, this kid is called Guan Kunyu."

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"The soul hasn't changed, the name hasn't changed, the whole world has changed. Oh, by the way, and the gender hasn't changed. Fortunately, if I was to cross over to become a woman, I would have just cultivated to become a great magician, and I would choose to be a dog...... Well...... Wrong! I've never seen a woman in my previous life, and since I've become a woman in this life, wouldn't I be sorry for myself if I don't study it well? ”

"Smack!"

Guan Kunyu gave himself a mouth, although the baby's hand did not hurt or itch on his face.

"Study a pervert, study! A baby girl who isn't even a Lori is also studied, and it is an insult to say that it is a pervert! Well...... In this case, if I want to study well, I will have to wait until I am sixteen or seventeen years old...... But I heard that in ancient times, women could marry at the age of twelve or thirteen, doesn't that mean ......"

The thought of being pressed under the bearded black man made Guan Kunyu tremble, and he wanted to commit suicide even if he only looked at this picture for a second.

"It's still the dog with it...... Life is meaningless...... Oh no...... I'm a man, I'm the big black man with a full beard! ”

Guan Kunyu, who was lying in the basket and talking nonsense, is this nervous, can he talk to himself crooked 360 degrees without dead ends?

If you can understand what this baby is talking about, I'm afraid that the men and women around him, young and old, will nod desperately.

Even Guan Kunyu himself admits that he is crazy, he doesn't know whether he is schizophrenic, depressed, delusional or manic, but he must be crazy. Although the degree is not deep enough, and there is still a considerable amount of sanity struggling, but he estimates that it is only a matter of time.

That's right, if you continue like this every day, it's okay to go crazy.

It's been a month, no computer, no mobile phone, no Internet, no electricity, but this baby's body is even tired of turning over, and he can't speak clearly, but he is also incontinent......

What's even more disgusting is that the soul in Guan Kunyu's body is a modern adult soul! It's like confinement!

This kind of life is simply loveless!