Chapter 17
"Yes, why don't you want to. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć info" Yu Xin raised his hand and wiped the nosebleed. It's better to sleep in a bed than to sleep on the ground, and no matter what, you won't suffer.
"Bah, you think beautifully, men and women don't kiss, don't you know what it means?" Elder Xu raised the ancient history in his hand.
"Don't worry, even if you sleep in the same bed, I will never touch you." Even Yu Xin didn't believe what he said.
"Cut, it's all beaten like this, and you're still flamboyant. Come in and wash up. The nose is blue, the face is swollen and the body is covered in dust, and those who don't know think that they are fleeing from somewhere. Elder Xu crossed over and opened the door to ask.
In fact, the door is not locked at all, but the people's village has always been closed at night, and the people are very upright, and every family is like this, and there is no risk that someone will break in or steal things at will.
Yu Xin smiled at Elder Xu gratefully, although he was joking, he still knew it.
Elder Xu helped Yu Xin finish washing, although the bruises on his face were still there, but the whole person was more energetic than before.
"Okay, are you going to sleep in the kitchen now, or do you want to sleep here?" Elder Xu sat at the head of the bed, his eyes rolling, and his face was slightly red.
"Ah, can I sleep here?" Nonsense, can sleep in the room, who would sleep in the kitchen, besides, there is such a beautiful sister in the room.
Elder Xu nodded and said, "However, you have to promise to do me a favor." ā
"Uh, what's the hurry? Let's talk about it first. Yu Xin was apprehensive about her ability to play tricks on people, and she didn't dare to agree easily.
"Actually, it doesn't matter if you don't help, I won't really let you sleep in the kitchen."
"Eh, you tell me what you want me to do for you, and I will definitely agree if I can do it." Yu Xin patted his chest and said. Of course, if you don't want to do it, you can't do it yourself.
"This is actually very simple, you also know that I like to read books, but the ancient books are also limited to people like you, that is, men, I want to ask you to help me, learn more about men, I want to write a book about men, do you think this is okay?" Elder Xu asked tentatively.
"Well, I thought it was a big deal. Isn't it just understanding men, it's simple. Say, you want me to start with that aspect, character? Like? Or what? "I can rest assured, this matter is still quite simple. Besides, let the women in this world understand men, and they will be much safer, and they don't have to worry about being burned to death and eaten as rations. That's a great thing.
"Well, these are all I want to know, but I'm not in a hurry at this time, I'll ask you again after the beast tide passes."
"I'm always welcome, and I'm here to the end." Yu Xin waved his hand and agreed, walked to the edge of the bed and sat down, and asked, "Then I can sleep, right?" ā
"Yes, yes." Elder Xu replied with a hint of surprise.
"Then I'll sleep, you feel free."
"Eh, wait, who said you were put on for sleep?" Elder Xu was startled when he saw Yu Xin lying directly on the bed.
"Didn't you let me sleep?" Yu Xin is a little unhappy, how can he go back on his word.
"I let you sleep there, I didn't say let you sleep here." Elder Xu pointed to the back of the door, his eyes glaring at Yu Xindao.
"You, okay, okay. It's better to sleep on the back of the door than in the kitchen. Yu Xin saw Elder Xu's fists clenched, and he immediately softened. Ma Dan, I must strengthen my exercise, I can't even beat a woman, how can I do this? Isn't the dream of building a huge harem by yourself directly shattered?
With a hint of melancholy, Yu Xin quietly fell asleep. On this day, he can be played badly.
The next morning, when Yu Xin opened his eyes, he found many villagers with ropes outside the door. I was bluffed, and I thought I was here to catch myself. I was so scared that I wanted to get out of the window at the back of the house.
"What are you doing?" Elder Xu appeared at the right time, and saw that Yu Xin was stuck in the window, unable to enter or exit.
"Come and help, this window is too small and stuck." Yu Xin gasped.
"If you don't go through the door, why do you have to go through the window?" Elder Xu didn't have a good breath.
"Didn't you see that Gongsun sent so many people to arrest me? If you are caught, you must die a miserable death, no, I have to slip away, do you still have a back door, is there a tunnel or something? ā
"Do you think there will be? Come out with me, these are villagers waiting for you to demonstrate and teach you the experience of bird hunting, not here to catch you. ā
"Ah, if you didn't say it earlier, it would make people's hearts flutter and beat non-stop." Yu Xin complained.
"If you don't go, the crowd will rush in and kidnap you. People are waiting for you outside for two or three quarters of an hour. ā
"yes, then I'll have to hurry." Before the words fell, Yu Xin had already gone out in a hurry.
The method of catching birds is actually very simple, Yu Xin has summed up a few points, one is to find a flat land where water birds will come to feed, the second is to hide it and not to be discovered by water birds, the third is to make a good choice, pull the rope can not be too early or too late, otherwise it will affect the harvest, and the fourth is to pay attention to prevent water birds from breaking through the net.
After explaining these points to the people again, he demonstrated them again in the woods near the entrance of the village, caught some small birds, and watched them go to find a place where the birds were densely populated. He hesitated for a while, and then asked Elder Xu, who was reading, to get some bark. He didn't dare to return to Gongsun at this time.
But just because he doesn't go back doesn't mean people won't come looking for him.
Yu Xin was about to chase everyone to the river. was blocked by the oncoming Gongsun and Yanyan's two daughters. Yu Xin's face changed, and he ran away.
"Brother Yu Xin, why are you going. We're going to hunt waterfowl. Yan Yan grabbed Yu Xin's clothes and strangled his tongue.
I really want to cry without tears, even a little Lori can abuse herself with one hand.
"I forgot to grab a stick, I need to prepare some sticks." Yu Xin retreated and turned around, crying and mourning. If you don't retreat, you will really be strangled.
"Oh, the sticks, we're ready." Yan Yan pointed behind Gongsun.
Yu Xin didn't dare to raise his eyes to look at Gongsun at all, nodded perfunctorily, and said, "Oh, I still have to prepare some things, why don't you go first?" ā
"Humph!" Gongsun snorted coldly.
"Well, let's go, there's nothing to prepare." Yu Xin crossed the second daughter and left.
A smile crossed Yan Yan's face, it was still Sister Gongsun who could restrain him.
"Wait, where are you going?" Yan Yan shouted to stop the rest of her head walking.
"Of course it's going, uh, it's the other way around... Yu Xin looked up, only to find that he had gone in the wrong direction, and when he saw the second daughter, she couldn't help but smile, her face turned red, and she hurriedly turned around and led the way in front of her head first.