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A KTV wedding box in S City. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
"Xiao Ye, you can help me greet more people in a while, I want two boxes with your brother-in-law to run back and forth, I'm afraid I won't be able to take care of it." While motioning to the bridesmaids to fill their glasses, the bride explained to another tall young man.
"Okay, Sister Wei, don't worry." The young man who was called Xiaoye patted his chest and promised, "Young man, I have it." ”
Xiao Ye is a reporter from a magazine in F City, and he didn't have time to take off his reporter uniform like a pony coat, so he rushed to S City to drink happy wine. Fortunately, I had met a few people at noon, and it was not difficult to let him be in charge of greeting him now.
"Eh, Lafon, come on, I'll introduce you to a few friends." Tearing off the pony coat, Xiao Ye casually grabbed Lafang, who was about to pass by.
"Yo ho, what do you do?" The man known as Lafang looked at Xiao Ye's press uniform, and secretly enjoyed it in his heart, and reached out to put it on himself.
"Look at your virtue." There are more Xiao Ye in this kind of clothes, and he doesn't care and says, "The young man is all mine tonight, go, drink." ”
This box was full of the bride's friends, and there were many young people, and some of them sat down early. Only on the innermost sofa in the box sat a man with his head bowed and playing with his mobile phone.
"This friend, why is he alone, let me introduce you, this is Zhang Xiaofang, nicknamed La Fang." Xiao Ye went straight to the man, brushed his hair with one hand, and said with a smile: "Lafang, that's how confident, you know." ”
"Ho labor, know a hair." La Fang pushed Xiao Ye, "Ye Xiaojun, you owe a beating." ”
The man glanced up, smiled and nodded, as if he had said hello, and was about to continue to lower his head to play with his mobile phone, but was taken away by Lafang.
"How can anyone go to KTV to play with their mobile phones, come, drink, Ye Xiaojun, quickly take a cup of Ursa." Lafang raised her chin and yelled at Xiao Ye.
"Lafang, Lafang, where's my phone?" The bride didn't know when she came back from another box and reached out to Lafang to take her phone out.
The man sitting on the sofa was stunned for a moment, and suddenly covered his mouth and laughed. It turns out that this Lafang still has this hobby.
"Principal Rabbit, this is my junior brother Lafang, from W City, you drink more. I'll have to go to that box. The bride took back her phone and hurried away.
"Headmaster Rabbit?" Ho labor-management, engaged in education.
Lafang touched her chin and sat down next to Principal Rabbit, "Why are you called Principal Rabbit?" ”
It happened that Xiao Ye came back with a wine glass, and heard Lafang ask the man.
The man's full name is Chen Xiaoyi, and the rabbit is his nickname, one is because he has white skin, and the other is that he has rabbit teeth. As for why he is called Principal Rabbit, it is because recently he is doing a program for a school.
The three of them knew each other, and soon chatted enthusiastically.
Although Xiao Ye and Lafang have known each other for a short time, the two just don't get along, and they tore up in less than two or three sentences. Principal Rabbit doesn't drink much, so he just watches the game from the sidelines, helping this for a while, and helping that for a while.
In short, just don't let the two of them stop.
There were fewer and fewer people in the box, and when the couple finally returned to the box, except for Principal Rabbit, the other two were already drunk.
"Xu Xiaoli, come over and have two drinks." When Lafang saw Xu Xiaoli who was following the bride, she hurriedly shouted.
At this time, they were almost busy, and there was nothing to do with the bridesmaids, so the two newlyweds asked the groomsmen to go with the bridesmaids to have a few drinks with them.
"When you're almost drunk, let the driver take you back to the hotel, and we'll go back to rest first." The bride gave her bridesmaids a voice and left early.
"Principal Rabbit, this is Xu Xiaoli, Sister Wei's classmate in Wuhan, today's bridesmaid, the best man is ......" Lafang couldn't remember what the best man was called, and threw an ugly face to Xu Xiaoli for help.
"Let you be reckless, I don't know anyone and I blindly introduce you, this is the groom's younger brother, Zhang Xiaoguang, today's best man." Xiao Ye laughed when he saw Lafang drop the chain, he couldn't remember his name clearly, and he dared to rob me Ye Xiaojun's business, "Punish for drinking." ”
", you're everywhere." La Fang waved away the wine glass that Xiao Ye brought to his lips, stood behind Xu Xiaoli, and said, "Le with glasses, Le for nothing, it's Principal Rabbit, engage in IT drops." ”
Chen Xiaoyi naturally knows who Xu Xiaoli is, this is the bridesmaid who is said to be introduced to him as his girlfriend.
Lifting the glasses that had slipped a little on the bridge of his nose, he stood up and raised his glass for the first time to toast the bridesmaids with a glass of wine. But who knew that just when Xu Xiaoli was about to touch the cup, Zhang Xiaoguang on the side suddenly said: "Xu Xiaoli drank a lot at night, I'll help her drink." ”
Oh, there's a drama to watch.
Xiao Ye and Lafang exchanged glances, with a look of expectation of a thief and a thief, and silently retreated to the side to prepare to watch the play.
Zhang Xiaoguang didn't know what was going on around him, so he tilted his head and did it.
Xu Xiaoli snorted out laughing and said, "You guys are also quite funny, I didn't say I couldn't drink it." ”
After speaking, he took another cup and touched a glass with Principal Rabbit again. Only then did he turn his head and glance at Zhang Xiaoguang meaningfully, and walked to the other side of the sofa and sat down.
"Do you know that Sister Wei is going to introduce Xu Xiaoli to Principal Rabbit?" Xiao Ye wrapped one hand around his chest, held a wine glass in front of his mouth with the other, and asked Lafang on the side.
"Ho labor, it's not nonsense, I don't know what the labor and management asked her to do." Lafang wanted to laugh when she thought of Zhang Xiaoguang's "hero saving beauty" appearance just now, her face, which was already a little dark, was about to become Bao Gong at this time.
"Ahahahaha......" The two suddenly burst into laughter, fortunately, there were not many people in the KTV at this time, otherwise they would have thought that these two people were drunk and crazy.
"Principal Rabbit, I'll toast you too." Zhang Xiaoguang saw that Xu Xiaoli went aside, so he didn't worry about anyone drinking with her anymore, but his sister-in-law explained that he wanted him to take good care of the bridesmaids.
"I don't drink." Principal Rabbit squinted and smiled, and politely refused, "What didn't your brother say to you today?" ”
"My brother?" Zhang Xiaoguang has been busy in the past few days, my brother has explained so many things, which one did Principal Rabbit say?
"Didn't your brother tell you that I was his master?"
"Got it." It's because he's brother's master that he toasts.
"Didn't you say who he was going to introduce to his master?" Principal Rabbit was so angry that he spewed out a mouthful of old blood by Zhang Xiaoguang's slow elephant-like reaction.
"......, yes."
Zhang Xiaoguang finally reacted to what Xiao Ye and Lafang were laughing at, and also understood what Xu Xiaoli's meaningful glance meant, and ......
"Huh." Zhang Xiaoguang could only smile in the end, and drank three cups without saying a word, then scratched his head and sat down.
"Hey, Zhang Xiaoguang, you are the best man, get some happy cigarettes to scatter." Lafang was wearing a reporter's uniform, looking at so many pockets without anything, her eyes rolled, and she said on Zhang Xiaoguang's shoulder.
Zhang Xiaoguang stretched out his hand and took out a pack of cigarettes that had already been crushed into crooked melons and cracked dates, and was about to hand it to Lafang, but was pushed away in disgust.
"Labor and management are also drunk birds, can they smoke cigarettes?" Lafang covered her face with her hands, this best man shouldn't be deliberately teasing himself.
Principal Rabbit smiled secretly in his heart, this little uncle was really interesting, and then said in Lafang's ear: "It must be deliberate, the happy cigarettes are all managed by the best man, and that broken bag is perfunctory to you, tsk, I can't stand it." ”
Xiao Ye was originally fighting with someone for wine, and when he heard this, he also came over and kicked in, "Lafang, look at it, there are so many empty pockets, and nothing is put in them, hey, if it were me, I can't stand it." ”
The people of W City are already grumpy, and they were so pampered by the two of them, they really felt that it was like that, and a flying pounce pressed on Zhang Xiaoguang's body, and he gritted his teeth and threatened: "Ho labor, you can't take it, you can't take it, hurry up and take it!" ”
Zhang Xiaoguang was inexplicably pounced, and it took a long time to understand that it was for smoke.
"Hehe, I said it earlier, there are many of them, I'll pick them up for you." I got up and walked to the corner of the box, where there was a large plastic bag full of cigarettes.
Zhang Xiaoguang took two and threw them to Lafang, and opened another one, and one person divided two packs.
"I don't need to, you keep drinking, I'll go back to the hotel first." Xu Xiaoli watched the four of them get more and more uncomfortable, and decided to go back to sleep.
"Eh, bridesmaids, don't ......" Principal Rabbit was really depressed now, and wanted to find a chance to go up and chat for a while, now it's okay, everyone is leaving.
"If you die, you have to love, and if you don't drip, you won't be ......happy" (Xiao Yejun howls)
Damn, I want to love when I die, I love your sister.
Principal Rabbit was just about to keep someone, but was interrupted by a ghost crying wolf howl, and when he was about to speak, he only saw the closed box door.
"Treat every day as the end of the day to fall in love, every minute and second is so beautiful that tears fall, and you don't care about the good or bad ...... others" (Xiao Yejun continued to howl)
"Ye Xiaojun, if it weren't for the fact that you sang quite well, I would definitely beat you." Principal Rabbit sat back on the couch angrily, but he was in no mood to play with them anymore.
"Principal Rabbit, why are you sullen?" As soon as Lafang saw Xu Xiaoli leave, Principal Rabbit was sticky, and said mysteriously: "Do you want me to tell you something that makes Xiaoye painful, but can make you happy?" ”
"Say it." The principal is the principal, approve it, report it.
On the one hand, Ye Xiaojun's heart-rending love, and on the other hand, Lafang's compilation of oil and vinegar, Principal Rabbit finally understood what it meant to "make Xiaoye miserable and make himself happy".
"Love is only ...... until it boils Essence...... Color ......" (Xiao Yejun is still howling)
"Good!"
"Well sung!"
"Bang Bang!"
"Thank you, thank you, brothers, drink!" Ye Xiaojun sang a song, and when he saw the three of them cheering like this, his mood was a little better, and he raised his glass frequently.
"Xiao Ye, let me tell you something." Principal Rabbit covered his mouth and chuckled, "It was Lafang who told me, do you want to hear it?" ”
"Say." As soon as Ye Xiaojun heard what Lafang said, obediently, it is definitely not a good thing, so he rolled up his sleeves and prepared to do it.
"Forget it, I'd better stop talking." Shaking his head, Principal Rabbit sighed, "It's not easy for brothers to get together. ”
"Huh." Zhang Xiaoguang saw Principal Rabbit's pretentious style, and couldn't help it for a while, and laughed.
Ye Xiaojun was about to ask again, but when he heard this twice, he turned his head and looked at it at the same time as Principal Rabbit, and asked in unison, "What are you laughing at?" ”